Selling calligraphy brushes

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A man entered a department store wanting to choose some calligraphy brushes. A mother and daughter were working there.
The man carefully selected the brushes: first, he took a small one, tore off the cap, examined it closely, even licked it, and said, "The bristles aren't smooth," so he didn't buy it. Then he took out a large one, tried on the cap, and said, "It's too loose," so he didn't buy it either. He then tried to leave. The mother and daughter chased after him, shouting:
"You filthy man, you're outrageous! Coming here to bully us, mother and daughter! You take out the small brush, look at it, touch it, lick it, and complain the bristles aren't smooth! You take out the big brush, look at it, touch it, lick it, and say it's too loose! I've been selling calligraphy brushes here for over ten years, and I've never seen anyone buy them like this! If you can't afford a brush, then stay away! Don't say my brushes are bad!"
The man was embarrassed on the street, and the crowd gasped.
2. How did things come to this?
An old man, nearing his death, asked his two sons, "Do you know how we got to live such a good life?"
The elder son, a farmer, replied, "Our land faces the sky, my hoe is sharp, and it's all thanks to my hard work that we have what we have today!"
The younger son, a writer, said, "Our manuscripts face the sky, my pen is sharp, and it's all thanks to my writing that we have what we have today!"
The old man, upon hearing this, retorted, "Damn it, you've forgotten your roots! Listen, it's because your mother's pussy faces the sky, my dick is sharp, and it's all thanks to my thrusting that you two have what you have today!!!"
3. Boiling Red Beans
One day, a husband was about to go on a long trip. His wife said, "Don't be afraid. If you can't resist doing it while you're away, just put a red bean in the bottle to represent doing one. Do it again and put in another!"
The husband was very moved and said to his wife, "You do the same," and then left! Two months later, he returned home with a bottle containing thirty red beans and asked his wife, "Where's your bottle?" As a result, the wife brought a bottle containing five red beans. The husband was touched and said, "You've worked so hard for so long!" The wife replied, "It's nothing, I've already cooked red bean porridge four times!"
4. Never Suffer a Loss
Once upon a time, there was a woman who gave birth to a daughter who wasn't very bright. Fearing her daughter would be bullied when she grew up, she always told her from a young age not to suffer a loss. The daughter always kept this in mind! As
the daughter grew older, one day when she was 18, her father was working in the fields, and her mother asked her to deliver lunch. Before leaving, her mother repeatedly reminded her not to suffer a loss. The daughter happily picked up her bamboo basket and set off.
When she reached a log bridge, she saw a man carrying a heavy load of pears coming from the other side. The girl wanted to move aside, but her mother told her not to suffer a loss, so she went to meet him.
The man saw her approaching and said, "Girl, move aside, this is heavy." The girl, wanting to avoid being taken advantage of, agreed...
The man became unhappy and put down his pear to block her path. The girl, not wanting to be taken advantage of, moved it instead...
The man felt... and excitedly hugged the girl. The girl, "not wanting to be taken advantage of," hugged the man
back. The man happily kissed her cheek, and the girl "retaliated"! The man, aroused, carried the girl back into the cornfield and made love to her. Needless to say, the girl felt some pain but was afraid of being taken advantage of...
Thus, the man got a good deal. When the girl returned home, she immediately reported to her mother that she had done something "not taken advantage of." Her mother asked what it was. She said, "A man made me bleed, so I made him bleed. Not taken advantage of, right?"
She finished speaking with a smug smile. Her mother was stunned with anger...
5. Taking a bath
. Several men and women went on vacation and rented a house together. There were only two bathrooms, one upstairs and one downstairs.
Once, a woman was taking a shower upstairs when a man knocked on the door and asked, "Is anyone home?"
The woman replied, "Yes!"
The man asked, "Oh, is someone showering downstairs?"
The woman replied, "I can shower downstairs myself, I'm bored!"
6. The position during rape:
A prostitute, because a customer paid her too little, falsely accused him of raping her.
The police asked her, "Which way were you facing at the time?"
The prostitute said, "East."
The policeman asked again, "Which way are your feet pointing?"
The young woman said, "East too."
The policeman said, "Nonsense."
She said, "Sir, I'm not talking nonsense. This is the position they wanted."
7. Sentence Construction
One day, Xiaoming (a primary school student)'s teacher assigned a sentence-making exercise: combine the four words "world," "party and government," "society," and "people" into a sentence.
Xiaoming couldn't figure it out, so he went home and asked his father. His father gave an example: "Your grandfather is like the 'world,' I am like the 'party and government,' your mother is like 'society,' and 'people' is you. Go and think about it again!"
Xiaoming thought for a long, long time in his room... but he still couldn't remember. So he went to his grandfather's room to ask him, but when he entered, he saw his grandfather sleeping. He then ran to his mother's room, where he found his father and mother having sex. His father was so angry that he slapped Xiaoming, and tears immediately welled up in Xiaoming's eyes.
Just then, Xiaoming muttered a sentence: "The world is asleep, the party and government are manipulating society, and the people are weeping!" 8. An old
nun stayed
at an inn and told the owner she couldn't sleep alone. So, the innkeeper's wife slept with her all night, and the sexually disturbed old nun tormented the innkeeper's wife until dawn. The next night, the innkeeper's wife refused to sleep with the old nun. Helpless, the innkeeper had to disguise himself as the innkeeper's wife and sleep with the old nun. That night, the male innkeeper asked the old nun how it was. The old nun said, "My father, my mother, tonight is better than last night."
9. Taking advantage
of an old woman: A young man went to a furniture store to buy furniture. He told the owner's wife, "If you sell the sofa very cheaply, I'll consider buying your bed tomorrow." The owner's wife listened and sold the sofa to the young man at almost cost price.
The next day, the young man returned to the furniture store, demanding the owner's wife sell him the bed at the previous day's discount. The owner's wife thought the young man was being unreasonable, so they argued.

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