Kids who shock their parents

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1. Every night before bed, I read stories to my son. He listens with great interest, always wanting another story after the first.
That night, I read several stories he had never heard before. He became more and more energetic as he listened, while I became increasingly sleepy. Finally, I begged him, "Can you stop? I'm so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open."
My son replied, "Mom, you can read with your eyes closed."
2. A child complained to his mother, "Mom, I have a pointed face and monkey cheeks. Is my dad a monkey?"
The mother said, "How can you say that about your dad?"
The child said, "Monkeys can be dads too! Tell me, I won't tell Dad."
The mother said, "Why are you in such a hurry!"
The child said, "I wasn't wrong, it really is..."
3. I ordered a toy for my nephew online, but I guess it's because of the busy year-end delivery service; it's been several days and the toy still hasn't arrived.
My little nephew kept pestering me, asking, "Uncle, did you buy it or not?"
I said, "Yes, it's probably stuck in traffic."
He grabbed my phone and said, "Then tell the delivery guy to call a police car, they'll be here fast with sirens blaring!"
I was horrified, thinking, "I wouldn't dare accept this delivery either. "
4. Mom: I'll buy you a reading pen, so you can hold your textbook and point to whatever you don't understand.
Son: I want a lighter, so I can hold my textbook and point to whatever I don't understand!
5. I'm a kindergarten teacher, teaching a small class.
There's a little boy in my class who poops almost every day, so I have to wipe his bottom every day.
The nth time I wiped him, the little boy got embarrassed, thought for a long time, and then looked up
seriously and said, "Teacher, you wipe my bottom now, and when I grow up, I'll wipe yours!
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