Hilarious and quirky short jokes

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1. Ren Zhiqiang claimed that housing prices are not expensive, but that women pay much more for maternity mats than for houses: a high-end maternity mat costs 600 yuan per square meter, with an area of 200 square centimeters (0.02 square meters), so one square meter of maternity mat costs 30,000 yuan, which is basically less than five years of usage rights, and it can't even provide shelter from the wind and rain...
2. Ximen Qing hit something on his head, and as a result, he had a romantic encounter. ... Newton hit something on his head, and as a result, he discovered the law of universal gravitation. ... How can there be such a big difference between people?
3. A female netizen's QQ signature: When watching the new Princess Pearl, I can always feel a slight pain between my legs, even though there are two things that don't actually exist.
4. If Ma Huateng (a famous Taiwanese comedian) passes away, a movie must be made about him, titled "The Life of the Father of Counterfeit Goods".
5. A nouveau riche went to a restaurant and arrogantly ordered the waiter, "I only like shellfish! Shrimp or crab, whatever! Bring it to me right now! Money talks!"... The waiter brought him a plate of sunflower seeds...
6. Every day, ghost stories like this unfold in the school's classrooms, cafeteria, library, and study rooms: A student points to an empty seat and says, "Someone's sitting here..."
7. A man confessed his love to a woman. The woman replied, "I'm not a virgin." The man responded, "It's okay, I'm afraid of blood."
8. For those I don't love, if my life were a movie, you'd be the pop-up ad! If I were watching a Japanese adult film, you'd be the pixelated image!

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