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It's not because I'm craving it, but because I'm waiting for three more chapters. 

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1. I recently caught a cold and had a sore throat.
Yesterday, I went online and my throat felt itchy, so I kept swallowing.
The guy next to me was watching a movie and eating potato chips, glancing at me every now and then.
After a while, he pushed half a bag of potato chips in front of me, silently logged off, and left...
Hey... Dude, don't go! Listen to me, I'm really not greedy. Comment: I used to trick people into giving me snacks like that when I was a kid!
2. Once, I went out and suddenly needed to pee, but I couldn't find a toilet after searching for a long time.
So I walked straight into the police station. A policeman stopped me and asked what was wrong.
I replied, "I need to pee, and I saw a sign that said 'Serving the People' at the door, so I came in." Comment: If you have trouble, find the police! That's right! Um, this guy was in a hurry too, and asked me to ask the policeman where to find prostitutes nearby.
3. My mom has been nagging my husband and me all day long. She starts nagging right after breakfast,
"Look at you two, you don't do any housework all day!" All you do is smoke and drink. Your son is lazy and good-for-nothing. I must have been blind to marry into your family and give birth to such a good-for-nothing.
Dad coughed and said, "Oh dear, I have to go play chess with Lao Zhang." He winked at me as he was leaving. The door opened and Mom turned around and looked at me for a while. "Where were we?"
I quickly said, "Mom, it's my colleague's birthday today. I have to go." We walked out the door and headed firmly toward the nearest shopping mall in the cold wind.

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