Funny Kids [5 Stories]

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1. On the bus, I met a mother and son; the boy looked about 6 or 7 years old. It was cold, and the child wanted to open the window, but couldn't. He asked his mother to open it, but she said
she was too weak to do it. The child replied, "I have the strength to hit you, but not to open the window!" 2. My dad was called to school by my younger brother's homeroom teacher for a "political lesson." He encountered another parent being lectured: "Do you know your son took 100 yuan from home?"
The parent slapped his thigh: "So it was this little rascal who took it! I thought it was his dad! Teacher, you're busy, I'll go make a call and tell his dad not to kneel there..."
My dad couldn't help but burst out laughing. The teacher turned around and glared at him: "You're still laughing? Your son extorted the money her son stole!"
My dad stopped laughing. 3. Me: "The blankets I just aired out smell so good!"
My silly husband: "Pfft, don't you know? That's the smell of dead mites!"
Daughter: "Dad, can't you talk properly?" That's the smell of mites roasted by the sun, like barbecue...
Me... Okay, you two win... 4. A child looked at his parents' wedding photo and said unhappily, "You didn't include me in the photos!"
The father was speechless and didn't know how to answer. The mother said, "Honey, you were there, with Mom! You were just invisible!"
The child happily said, "Did I have that ability back then?" 5. I took my wife and daughter shopping for clothes. My daughter pointed to a dress with a skull pattern dotted with rhinestones. She excitedly said to me, "Dad, look! It's Mom's face mask!"

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