Iron-Blooded Family Rules: A Family with a Young Girl Chapter

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My dearest Qianqian, given your misbehavior under the indulgence of your grandparents, your mother and I have decided, after discussion, to wean you for three days as punishment and keep you at home for observation! Our family is a law-abiding family, and we have decided to implement legal discipline on you. After discussion and deliberation by your parents' legislative committee, we have formulated 21 rules for Qianqian's family, which are hereby promulgated as follows:
First: You must ask permission before you pee!!! No peeing on the bed, on the recliner, at the dining table, and especially not while riding on my shoulders!!!
Second: You need to understand that everything takes time. For example, ham doesn't grow on pigs, and wheat doesn't automatically become bread. Similarly, you have to peel a lychee before you can eat it! So, don't burst into tears while I'm peeling your lychees!!!
Third: Perhaps your young heart already understands patriotism, but you are not allowed to wave a diaper from side to side!!! Be careful, or I'll report you for insulting the national flag!!!
Fourth: Please stop calling your dear aunt "big dog," it's an insult to her. If you're not pronouncing it clearly, you can choose to keep quiet.
Fifth: You can smile at a handsome guy, but your smile must not be sweeter than when you see your dad!
Sixth: You can ask a pretty lady to hug you, but you must not snuggle into her arms to get food!
Seventh: When you see a pretty girl, you are not allowed to raise your fist, spit, or make faces!!! You may be very pretty, but you have to allow others to be as pretty as you.
Eighth: Although your teeth are powerful enough, you must understand that teeth are for attacking bananas and pineapples, not for attacking me or your mother, and especially not for biting my face!!!
Ninth: You need to understand that the people closest to you are me and your mother, not pretty clothes. Therefore, you must not do anything unfriendly to me or your mother, including glaring at them, when you don't get pretty clothes!
Tenth: I know you're interested in computers, and I plan to train you to be a computer genius. However, you're not allowed to use your palms when typing; you must use your fingers, and you mustn't use all your strength!!!
Eleventh: The first thing you do every morning when you wake up is call out "Dad" or "Mom," and you can't just open your eyes and want to turn on the computer, even though the computer has the milk and plush toys you want.
Twelfth: When any food you find interesting appears on the monitor, you must not put your mouth to it and eat it!!! And you must not drool on the keyboard!!!
Thirteenth: If you are dissatisfied with your meal standards, you may submit a verbal or written request. You must not attempt to get attention from higher management through violent means such as throwing baby bottles!
Fourteenth: If you make a mistake, you have to write a self-criticism. You must write it with a serious attitude; you can't lie in bed and whine or try to get away with it! I know you can't read, but you can bribe your mom to write it for you!
Fifteenth: It's great that you like music, and I love watching you sway to the music! But no dancing in bed, especially not on my stomach!!!
Sixteenth: When I shamelessly brag to others about how well-behaved you are, you should learn how to save face for your father. Don't pull my ears, pry my nose, and wipe your snot on me in front of outsiders!!!
Seventeenth: When someone compliments your looks, you should maintain a ladylike demeanor, not get carried away, and not let anyone who compliments you hug you!
Eighteenth: When someone says your skin isn't fair enough, you should humbly accept it and not show anger or make any aggressive moves!
Nineteenth: If the baby finishes the milk in the bottle and still wants more, you can ask for a snack, but you must not shake the bottle back and forth! The reasons are as follows: First, it doesn't look good. Second, and most importantly, you won't get any milk out even if you shake it!
Twentieth: Remember your aunt's teachings: fawn over those more powerful than yourself, and bully those more honest than yourself. Never fawn over those more honest than yourself, and never bully those more powerful than yourself!!!
Article 21: This is also the most important article: You must not disclose any information about the Twenty-One Demands to anyone, especially not to your grandparents' group of warlords!!!

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