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The Bull Demon King's last words...it's devastating. 

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By the time you read this letter, I will no longer be in this world. I have roamed between heaven and earth for thousands of years, never imagining I would end up like this. We were husband and wife, and I have some things to entrust to you. If you can do as I say, I can die in peace.
Let me first settle my affairs after I die. After I'm gone, you can continue living in the Banana Cave on Cuiyun Mountain; it was originally your property. The house in Huoyun Cave on Jiyun Mountain was originally bought for Hong Hai'er, but now he's a secretary to a leader and probably won't come back to live there. Although he's not my biological son, I'll still leave it to him. It's true that the Moyun Cave on Jilei Mountain was the house where I kept my mistress, but it was inherited from the Jade-Faced Fox's ancestors. It was only transferred to my name after she died. After I die, sell that house and establish a charitable foundation to help demons facing midlife crises. I've been deceived my whole life, so let's call the foundation the Mengniu Foundation.
The Azure Crystal Beast was quite expensive when I bought it. It could run, fly, and dive, and it even had a facial recognition system. It was much more expensive than Tang Sanzang's white BMW. I sold it too and put the money into a fund.
I, Old Bull, have been a demon for thousands of years, starting from nothing and achieving early success. Back when I was in a gang with seven brothers, including the Lion Demon King and the Cunning Demon King, I was the leader, with Sun Wukong being the youngest. Later, the Heavenly Court cracked down on the gang, and the brothers either fled or scattered.
Sun Wukong was the most clever. He entered the Heavenly Court through a public recruitment examination for village officials. He first worked as a horse breeder because of his age advantage, his decisiveness, and his connections with Taibai Jinxing in the Heavenly Court's Organization Department. This helped him get a government job and a household registration. Later, he was transferred to the Peach Garden Management Center of the Garden Department as its director.
He was originally a promising young cadre being groomed, but his rapid advancement led to overconfidence and multiple serious crimes, including embezzlement, theft, disturbing public order, and endangering public safety, resulting in a five-hundred-year sentence. However, his connections remained, and upon release, he immediately secured a government-affiliated position and joined Tang Sanzang on the crucial journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. It's true what they say, comparisons are odious. That's just how society is. Without connections or background, I'm stuck being a demon, only able to feel envy, jealousy, and resentment.
I hastily married you when I was down on my luck. To be honest, there was no love involved. I was only attracted by your detached house on Cuiyun Mountain, your stable income on Flaming Mountain, and your connections with Laozi. I'm not young anymore; I have no hope of being selected as a civil servant in Heaven, I don't even have a stable job, and residency is out of the question. So I didn't care about your past with Laozi. Who doesn't have a past? I never imagined that marrying above my station would become the root of my lifelong tragedy.
Everyone knows our marriage is troubled, we've been living apart for a long time, and everyone says I'm having an affair. But who knows the pain I'm going through? You're strong-willed, short-tempered, and quick to anger, you have no gentleness whatsoever. You earn money by bringing rain with your palm-leaf fan, you're the main breadwinner, while I have no stable income, no standing in the family, and I'm constantly berated by you for being useless and a freeloader. Even a tree has its pride, and a cow has its hide!
I can tolerate all of that, since I'm a live-in son-in-law. What I can't stand is your infidelity! He caused a safety accident at his alchemy furnace, leaving behind a Flaming Mountain, and pulled a banana leaf fan from Kunlun Mountain, putting you in charge of the aftermath – a lucrative job, which he used to maintain an improper relationship with you.
He was such a high-ranking official, reaching the level of a deputy celestial being, and I dared not speak out against him. I could only force a smile, swallow my anger, and bear the consequences. What's most infuriating is that you actually produced a Red Boy, making me take the fall. Who in heaven or on earth can't see it? If I had given birth to him, would he have no horns? Would he have no hair? Would he look anything like an ox?
He was born with the ability to breathe Samadhi Fire. Besides Laozi, who else can wield Samadhi Fire? And he's called Red Boy? Doesn't he know that red is the color we bulls are associated with?! There's something I've been keeping from you, but it doesn't matter now. My brother, Ruyi Zhenzi, sells family planning products in the Western Liang Women's Kingdom. I've been drinking the contraceptive he gave me; there's no way you could have gotten pregnant! You really don't treat the village chief like an official, or the bull like an animal. You've gone too far!
So I could only numb myself by going to various bars and nightclubs, and I could only find other women to comfort my wounded heart.
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You always say I don't love Red Boy, leaving him to live alone in the Fire Cloud Cave of Jiyun Mountain. But does he need my love? Laozi (the Supreme Lord Lao) openly and secretly protects him, raising this brat to be arrogant, domineering, and lawless. Not only does he bully the mountain gods and local deities, but at such a young age, he modified a jet train, blocked Tang Sanzang's path at the entrance of the residential area, and even beat up Tang Sanzang's disciple. Afterwards, he even shouted, "His father is the Bull Demon King," and "Who dares to call him Bodhisattva?"
This whole thing has been blown out of proportion online, and I'm under immense public pressure. He couldn't even get his real father involved in this mess! Do they really think I have the power of his biological father, Laozi, to delete posts? And how did he manage to become a secretary to a Bodhisattva after being detained for re-education? Was that something Laozi did through connections? Jinzha and Muzha became secretaries because of Li Tianwang; how could you possibly have that kind of influence?
I don't want to talk about what happened after that. The Jade-Faced Fox died, and I was heartbroken. But I don't blame Sun Wukong. I know I can't afford to offend him. I tolerated his dealings with Red Boy, his forced sale of my brother's family planning products, and his threats to my concubine. First, I was afraid of offending him and suffering the consequences. Second, I found that he was quite upright and knew that one should not covet a friend's wife.
But what about you? Putting out a fire with a banana leaf fan is something that can be done simply by paying money. They're working on a key government project, funded by a special grant from the Tang Dynasty—the funds are more than sufficient. But you insisted on bothering them three times with your nagging and indecisiveness. Do you think I don't know what you're thinking, even if others don't know? You've been lonely for too long, but you even seduced my sworn brother—don't you have any shame?
They came specifically to explain to me, but you got angry and insisted I fight them. Now look what happened, you're ruined and disgraced. If I had to hate someone, I'd hate Sha Wujing. That bastard used to work in the Heavenly Court's office, cunning and shrewd. He never took any risks with Tang Sanzang, never offended anyone, and always said his elder brother was right, and his master was right. He was afraid of offending people by fighting monsters, so he didn't fight anyone along the way, except for the Jade-Faced Fox, who had no background, and he killed her. He was a complete scoundrel.
I was full of ambition when I was young, but now I've accomplished nothing. My family is disharmonious, my marriage is unhappy, and my career is stagnant. Sigh, I can't bear the loneliness and solitude of being single, and I can't endure the pain and troubles of marriage.
I wore a green hat my whole life, and pretended to be a father my whole life.
I was cautious and timid, always avoiding trouble, yet I ended up with my lover's tragic death and being convicted of obstructing official duties. I know who's behind it all, but I have no way to appeal. I'm so tired, so helpless, utterly despondent. I truly hope that in my next life I can live a peaceful life as a demon. I know that even after death I won't have a good reputation, but it doesn't matter. Let history judge me as it comes.
For the sake of our past as husband and wife, I'll give you one last piece of advice: break up with him and live the life of an ordinary monster. Goodbye... Mighty Bull Demon King's final words!

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