Continuing from the previous five short jokes

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1. Today I had a stomachache and stayed in the toilet for a long time. My dad suspected I was masturbating in there. My sister walked by and told him, "Don't worry, if he were masturbating, he wouldn't have stayed this long." -_-!!
Comment: It seems this older sister often takes care of her younger brother!
2. I was lying in bed with a stomachache in the afternoon. My husband poured me some warm water but didn't bring any medicine. I said, "Honey, medicine." He looked surprised and said, "Medicine?" I said, "Yes, medicine." Then he came over and started unbuttoning my skirt... Comment: I'm furious! This girl must have done it on purpose! If it were my wife, I'd call my buddies and beat her to a pulp without saying a word. 3. This is a story I heard from a classmate at night school. He works for China Telecom. One morning, he went out to inspect lines in a telecom maintenance vehicle (the kind that's bright yellow with the China Telecom logo). After finishing the inspection, it was still early, so everyone in the vehicle went to have morning tea, leaving the vehicle lying on the side of the road. When they came back after their tea and breakfast, the vehicle was gone, and there was a sign in big chalk on the ground that said, "Please go to the xx traffic police brigade to pick up your vehicle." My classmate was very calm and called his boss, saying that the maintenance vehicle had been towed away by the traffic police. His boss replied: "Don't worry about it, go back to having tea." As a result, they went back and drank for over an hour. When they went outside, their car had been towed back to its original location...囧 It's said that that morning, all the landlines in the entire city's traffic police brigade were busy...busy...busy...comment: When two geniuses meet, how could the result not be amazing?
4. I have a habit of touching my boyfriend's penis when I sleep (hehe). Yesterday, my boyfriend and I went to visit my sister's house and stayed overnight, so we slept in the same bed.
At night, my hand got restless again, reaching for that familiar "place" and swiping around, but there was nothing there. Then I woke up with a start, thinking: Oh no, I'm going to be so embarrassed in front of my sister!
Just as I was feeling incredibly embarrassed, my sleepy-eyed sister rolled over and mumbled, "Brother-in-law, stop messing around, my sister's still here..."
[Commentary] This is a joke that has been circulating online for a long time, but adding this last line gives it a distinctive folk literature feel. The punchline is brilliantly delivered; I recommend it to Master Guo Degang.
5. My classmate is studying at Shanghai Jiao Tong University. On the weekend, he went to the School of Foreign Languages to help his classmate inquire about matters related to applying for graduate school at the university.
While walking on campus, I encountered a girl who asked, "Excuse me, are you from the xx department? A classmate of mine wants to apply for graduate school in your department..."
Before he could finish speaking, the girl impatiently interrupted, "Sorry, I already have a boyfriend!" and then stormed off!
My classmate watched the girl's retreating figure, muttering, "How strange, what's so great about that? I have a boyfriend too!"

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