10 Wedding Jokes

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1. Wedding Theme Photos Once, in a wedding photography studio, I overheard a conversation between a couple and a staff member. It seemed the woman wanted to take themed wedding photos and was asking the staff how much this cost and that cost. The man, unable to bear it any longer, said, "Why are they so expensive?" The staff member replied, "The key is the quality of the dresses, that's why they're expensive." The man nodded, then said to the staff member, "Then give us an 'Angel' series." The staff member, a little confused, asked, "What's an 'Angel' series?" The man said, "It's basically giving her a piece of cloth, and I don't want to wear it!"
2. A Proposal One day, a dog proposed to a bear. The dog said, "Darling, marry me!" The bear said, "I won't marry you. If I marry you, I'll only have bear-dog babies. I want to marry a cat so I can have panda babies, that's much more precious."
3. My husband's mouth is watering. He just got home from get off work and immediately asked his wife, "What are you making for dinner today?"
My wife replied gently, "It's a very lavish meal! Braised beef, seafood, prawns, pickled chicken feet, scallion ribs, black pepper steak..."
Upon hearing this, the husband's mouth watered, and he quickly interrupted, saying, "Wife, you're the best!!"
My wife continued, "With so many flavors of instant noodles, which one do you want to eat?"
4. Wedding Anniversary: Husband: Where should we go for our wedding anniversary?
Wife: Let's go to places I've never been before!
Husband: Then let's go to the kitchen.
5. They rushed into marriage precisely because they were afraid of breaking up.
When did you start having feelings for your boyfriend?
I forgot.
What happened next?
Later, things gradually faded, and they were about to break up.
What happened next?
They got married later.
Why get married when you're about to break up?
Yes, they rushed into marriage precisely because they were afraid of breaking up.
? ? ? ? ?
6. Subconscious extramarital affairs
Do you think that men subconsciously desire to have affairs?
What subconscious? Isn't it obvious?
7. If I don't want you to get married, then why are you getting married?
Are you getting married? Congratulations!
What's there to congratulate?
This is a good thing!
Do you think I want to get married?
Why would you get married if you don't want to?
I was forced into it. *Sending blessings, who on the blessing website is so despicable?!*
My mom.
8. There are plenty of people who are still unmarried at thirty, especially in big cities. Oh.
There are plenty of couples living together in big cities.
Oh. Many people choose not to have children.
oh.
Those single people are even more carefree.
oh.
People in big cities don't get married, they just save money, and then they travel with it. They live such a comfortable life.
oh.
Do you think what I said is right or wrong?
But we live in a county town.
9. The chances of marital breakdown are lower with later marriage. I plan to get married later. Oh, girls also need to focus on their careers. No, the chances of marital breakdown are lower with later marriage.
10. Mom, I'm marrying you too. Hao'er is seven years old. One day, he said indignantly, "Why do you always make me sleep alone at night?" Mom: "You're already a little adult in our family!" Hao said, "Dad is an adult too, why does he still sleep with you?" "We're married, so we have to sleep together," Mom replied.

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