Sister-in-law's secret weapon

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Zhuzhu, who was getting married the next day, said worriedly to her sister-in-law, "What should I do? He still thinks I'm a virgin. On our wedding night tomorrow, he'll definitely find out I'm not a virgin at all..."
“It’s okay, I have experience with this.” My sister-in-law offered her secret weapon: “I’ll give you a small purse with a metal clasp. Tomorrow night when you go to bed, put it under your buttocks and hold it in one hand. When he puts his penis inside you, fasten the metal clasp. He will definitely ask you what that sound is. Just tell him it’s the sound of your hymen breaking.”
On their wedding night, Zhuzhu followed her sister-in-law's instructions, and sure enough, the groom exclaimed, "What's that sound?"
Zhuzhu said shyly, "That's the sound of my hymen breaking."
"What? Quickly open your damn hymen, it's clamping down on my precious balls."
Mischief
A car was parked in the shadows of the cemetery. A patrolling officer, finding it odd, shone his flashlight inside and discovered a young couple engaged in passionate lovemaking. Officer: "Hey! What are you doing?!"
At first, the two were flustered and quickly straightened their clothes and sat upright in their seats. In this situation, the girl was more composed. Ignoring her shy boyfriend, she slightly opened the car window.
Girl: Oh! Is that a police officer? Thank you for your hard work!
Police officer: "I'm not here to hear you complain about how hard you've worked! I'm here to ask you what the hell you're doing!"

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