Children's innocent words will make you laugh

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1. My daughter and I walked past the Oriental Pearl Tower. My daughter pointed to the three spheres on the tower.
Daughter: Mom, look, isn't the big sphere on the Oriental Pearl Tower big?
I said: Yes.
Daughter: Isn't the small sphere small?
I said: No.
Daughter: And the medium sphere, isn't it medium?
Me...
2. On a weekend morning, to help my son develop the good habit of having a bowel movement every morning, I urged him to go to the toilet after he got up.
But my son was lazy and didn't want to get up, so he said, "Mom, today is Sunday."
I said, "Yes, why?"
Son: "Sundays also need to give my bottom a rest."
3. Mom: Son, do you know what Mom's zodiac sign is?
Son: Sheep.
Mom: And Dad?
Son: I know, Rooster.
Mom: Smart, what's Grandpa's zodiac sign?
My son thought for a moment and shook his head, saying: I don't know.
Mom pointed to his toy horse and said: Think carefully, we have one at home, you can ride it.
Son: Oh, it's a bicycle.
4. Because small packs of tissues run out too quickly, I bought a large pack, 200 sheets, and put it in my coat pocket.
When I went out to eat noodles, I used a tissue to wipe my mouth afterward and then put it back in my pocket.
The child next to me shouted: "Dad, look at that uncle!
He's so mean! He took all the tissues after he finished eating!"... 5. One day, Xiao Ding was flipping through a book when he suddenly said to his mother, "Reading is truly beneficial!"
His mother, hearing this, happily said, "Yes, son! That's why I encourage you to read more books."

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