Four jokes for December

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1. Two mountains blocked Yu Gong's path in front of his house, and he resolved to level them. The Wise Old Man laughed at his foolishness, but Yu Gong said, "Even after I die, I have sons and grandsons; my descendants will eventually achieve this." The mountain god, carrying a snake, told the Jade Emperor about this, and the Jade Emperor, moved by his sincerity, ordered a mighty god to move the two mountains. The fable teaches us that no matter what difficulties we encounter, a word from above
is more effective than several lifetimes of hard work. 2. I'm 16, a high school freshman, introverted, and many people bother me. I don't know how to refuse; I guess I'm a bit timid. There's a classmate in my class who's 175cm tall and strong. He speaks to me very disdainfully and aggressively; if I argue back, he threatens to hit me. Unfortunately, I'm shorter and weaker than him, so I can only swallow my anger. Vocational school—I really regret coming to this school! This semester is almost over, but what am I going to do from here...?
On Christmas Eve, I put my new socks on the headboard, hoping for a present the next day. I fell asleep excitedly, and when I woke up, I curiously went to see what was inside. I opened them, but because I'm nearsighted, I couldn't see clearly. I thought they were just little pieces of chocolate, but upon closer inspection, damn it, they were sunflower seeds my roommate had put in! I immediately felt an urge to punch him! First time, please forgive me.

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