Five short jokes

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I. It's not scary to wear the same outfit as someone else; the one who looks worse is the one who feels embarrassed.
II. Sun Wukong is a woman:
1. Throughout Journey to the West, Sun Wukong transforms into a beautiful woman countless times, which are numerous hints. 2.
Although Sun Wukong has a magic spell to freeze people in place, he never flirts with beautiful women. If he were a man, this wouldn't make sense! 3.
Tang Sanzang made a flower hat for Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong was overjoyed, clearly showing the innate love of beauty in women. Moreover, Sun Wukong's title is: Handsome Monkey King...
4. When Zhu Bajie carried his bride, it allowed Wukong to experience being a bride for a while. Although the bride was the ugly Zhu Bajie, it's clear that Sun Wukong was secretly delighted.
5. Sun Wukong has always secretly loved Tang Sanzang. Whenever Tang Sanzang has a romantic encounter, Sun Wukong outwardly smiles and tries to matchmake them, but when his jealousy becomes uncontrollable, Sun Wukong always intervenes at the most crucial moment when Tang Sanzang and the beautiful woman are together, breaking them up. Obviously, this is blatant competition for a husband!
6. Sun Wukong always tries to avoid getting wet, precisely because he's afraid his clothes will reveal his shapely figure when wet!
7. Ignoring the Bodhisattva's advice, Wukong forcibly killed the adorable Six-Eared Macaque, clearly out of female jealousy.
8. When Wukong went to the Dragon Palace of the East Sea to find a weapon, he didn't like any of the many weapons, but immediately fell in love with the Ruyi Jingu Bang, which could extend and retract at will and change size!
III. Now I realize how stupid Li Shimin was. If he hadn't sent Tang Sanzang to the Western Paradise to retrieve the scriptures, but instead eaten him, we'd probably still be living in the Tang Dynasty...
IV. My friend was sentenced to eighteen years for theft! He's serving his full sentence this year! I went to pick him up on his release day! He didn't even go home after getting out; he went straight to the street and bought a hoe and a shovel! He even said he wanted to get rich with me! Then he carried the tools and took me to the back mountain of his house! After wandering around the back mountain for a while, he found a spot and asked me to dig with him! After digging for a while, we unearthed a large box wrapped in oilcloth! I was so happy! It seemed like I was really going to make a fortune! When I opened it, I found hundreds of brand new mobile phones.

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