How to answer three questions your girlfriend asks before sex!

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Things to be aware of before making love with your girlfriend (sweat)
How to answer the three questions a woman will ask before sex! These days there are so many tests; women often try to put you through the wringer before sex!
If, by some chance, she's not satisfied with your answer, well! Go masturbate yourself!
Therefore, I was commissioned to conduct a large-scale investigation and collection of evidence from a large number of female students. After detailed analysis, I selected three of the most common questions from more than 10,000 questions and am posting them here for your reference!
First question:
If I and your mother fell into the water, and you could only save one of us, who would you save? (This question is pretty corny, but some girls still ask it, and it's almost always a surefire way to win. I bet many guys wouldn't have a perfect solution.) I don't know which TV show this question came from, but so many girls watch those shows these days! They even ask you this question! Damn it, the producers of that show deserve to die! How cruel! They threw my mom and girlfriend into the river! I said I'd save my girlfriend, and she said I was heartless, that I'd save my mom. That's it, you don't love her enough!
what to do?
There's no way around it, even though it's harsh, the questions still need to be answered!
There are usually two possible answers!
I'll save the child's mother! (This is acceptable; it's a double entendre, meaning you could save your own mother or your son's mother! But if she's studied Chinese and understands this concept, she'll force you to clarify, which will be troublesome!) I'll save both! (If you're strong, you might be able to say this, but someone as frail as me is unlikely to be believed! And what if she asks you which one you'll save first?) Come on, let's see how the experts answer!
When Mr. Ke (a pseudonym used for his safety) first had intimate contact with his girlfriend, she asked him this question. He immediately pretended to be struggling with the decision, and after thinking for a long time, he said emotionally, "I will save my mother first." His girlfriend's face changed! "Then I'll jump down and die with you!"... What happened next can be described as a complete turn of events! When his girlfriend heard what he said next, tears and snot streamed down her face, and then... ! #! ￥￥#... (Not suitable for children, censored!) Question Two: Have you had relationships with other women before?
There are two main answers:
1. No. (On the surface, this seems fine, but if I say it so directly, haha, what if she doesn't believe me?) 2. I had virginity before I met you, but I haven't been with any other women since. (You actually said that? You think being honest will make everything alright? Women may seem indifferent to whether you're a virgin, but actually, they care a lot!) What to do? Let's see how the experts handle this!
Kang drew this question before meeting his girlfriend! He loudly answered, "I used to have two concubines." His girlfriend's face immediately turned pale!
"One is my left hand, and the other is my right hand!" So... (For a more detailed answer, please see the article written with his body!) Question 3: Have you ever liked other women before?
This question seems related to the previous one, but the answers cannot be the same! This one tests your emotions, while the previous one tested your physical health!
Typical answers include
1. I've never liked anyone before you! (Wow, you don't even believe that yourself! According to surveys, 90% of people have had unrequited love!) 2. Before I met you, I thought I'd liked many people, but after meeting you, I realized I only truly started liking people after meeting you! (**Wow, that's a pretty good lie. Too bad! If your girlfriend has a vivid imagination, she'll understand that if you like another woman later, she'll become just one of the many people you thought you liked!) What to do!?
See how the experts do it!
Cong Moumou drew this question before finding the B set! His answer was: "My first love wasn't you. When I was in elementary school, I once made a sentence using the word 'love,' and my sentence was 'I love Teacher Liu.' Later, our Chinese teacher, who was Teacher Liu, told me that liking a teacher isn't about 'love,' it's about 'passion.' In the end, I understood that Teacher Liu's husband must love her passionately! Do you want me to love you that much?!"

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