Parents who make their children laugh and cry

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1. Mom: Eat more.
Son: I've gained weight from Christmas to New Year's Day.
Mom: What made you fat wasn't what you ate between Christmas and New Year's Day, but what you ate between New Year's Day and Christmas. 2. I was shopping with my mom. Me: "Mom, it's getting dark, let's hurry."
Mom: "Are you solar-powered?"
Me... 3. I went to my aunt's house and found my uncle being extremely attentive and affectionate towards her.
I also saw my cousin sitting alone on the sofa, lost in thought, so I went over to ask him.
My cousin glanced at me, sighed, and said, "You have to understand, my family has officially started implementing the two-child policy." 4. My dad said I'm unfilial and that he won't leave me a single penny after he dies.
I felt wronged and said, "How exactly have I been unfilial?"
My dad replied, "You blocked me on your WeChat Moments! You blacklisted me! What son in the world would block his father on WeChat Moments?! That's unfilial!!" 5. When my wife and I had just gotten engaged, we went to her house for dinner. I was aiming for a big piece of my favorite juicy braised pork when my chopsticks collided with my father-in-law's. It was so embarrassing.

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