Three jokes including building a bridge

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1. Building Bridges
The village chief and the women's director lived in buildings facing each other, separated by balconies. One day, they were both enjoying the cool air on their balconies.
Village chief: Come over and have some fun?
Women's Director: How do we get there?
Village Chief: I'll rub my dick hard, put it on your balcony, and you can step on it to get over.
Women's Director: I won't fall for it. If you give in halfway there, won't you make me fall and die?
Village Chief: No, I've practiced Emei aphrodisiac, I can handle it.
Women's Director: No, after it's done,
What did I step on to come back?
2. "Carp Scales"
The village chief's name was Li Xianghe, and the village party secretary's name was Li Yulin. The two went out together and stayed in the hotel that night. Bored, the secretary said, "Xianghe, we can't sleep. Tell us some strange things that have happened in our village." The village chief said, "Okay, you go first."
The Party Secretary said, "Listen to this: On Yuwazi's wedding night, I went to eavesdrop. Yuwazi told the bride that he wanted to see her lower body first. The bride thought that since she was going to be his woman anyway, she might as well look. Yuwazi held up a flashlight, lifted the quilt, and started prying open the quilt while looking. He said, 'I thought vaginas were very beautiful. Isn't it just like a ditch on the outside and a river on the inside? What's so beautiful about it?'"
Upon hearing this, Li Xianghe cursed inwardly, but said aloud, "I also heard a strange story from our village. Lengwa's wife was crossing the river to harvest corn. It was noon, and seeing no one around, she stripped naked and waded across. When she got to the middle of the river, she felt something burrow into her private parts. She hurriedly tried to pull it out, and it turned out to be a red-tailed carp. But it had burrowed too deep, and she couldn't get it out no matter what she did. She tried to pull it out, and her hand was covered in carp scales. She tried to pull it out again, and her hand was still covered in carp scales."
3. *The Transplant of the Beard*
The village chief envied the long beards of northerners and longed to have one to look impressive. However, he was a southerner, fair-skinned, and didn't grow a beard. Hearing about hair transplants, he drove his car straight to the city hospital. The doctor transplanted his own armpit hair, and the village chief, looking quite dashing in the mirror, was very happy. A month later, he returned to the doctor. The doctor asked what was wrong, asking if his beard was bad. The village chief said, "My beard is nice, but it always smells like body odor." The doctor said it was alright, and would transplant his pubic hair, which would solve the problem. The village chief looked in the mirror and liked it even more—it was curly!

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