Five jokes about college students

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1. During orientation for freshmen, a counselor said, "College students shouldn't be in relationships." He even presented a compelling argument—dating costs money and increases the financial burden on families. A female student muttered under her breath, "That's not how it works. While increasing the financial burden on one family, it also alleviates the financial burden on another!"
2. One night in college, I had just lain down when I suddenly received a phone call. It was from my roommate in the next room. "Come here for a second, something's up," he said. Reluctantly, I got up and went over, asking, "What's up?" "We're all in bed, and nobody wants to get up to close the door. Could you please close it for me? Thanks, haha." Me...
3. In college, a professor asked us, "Money or wisdom, which would you choose?" One guy answered without hesitation, "Money, of course!" The professor smiled slightly and said, "And I would choose wisdom." The professor then asked, "Do you know why?" The guy, once again, answered without hesitation, "Of course, people will choose what they lack, I can understand that."
4. There was a classmate in college who was an obsessive online gamer, spending almost every night at internet cafes. One day, after returning from an all-nighter, he fell asleep at his desk during class... The teacher saw him lying there and called his name to answer a question. The student next to him woke him up. This seemingly superhuman student groggily sat up, patted his desk, and then angrily yelled, "Damn it, boss, where's my keyboard?"
5. In university, the bell rang, and the teacher walked into the classroom. Only three students were scattered around. The teacher ignored them and lectured for two periods. After finishing, the teacher turned around and asked, "These three students have a very good attitude towards learning. Why are the other students in your class not here today?" A student weakly replied, "Teacher, I don't know. We are not your students. We are here to study on our own."

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