Uncle has already taken the bus two stops.

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There was a young man who always lamented that he had nothing.
The Zen master said to him, "Child, you are actually a millionaire."
The young man asked in confusion, "What do you mean?" The Zen master said, "Think about it, if I offered you 1 million for your health, 1 million for your youth, and 1 million for your wisdom, would you be willing?"
The young man exclaimed happily, "I'm willing! I'm willing! Hey, Zen Master, don't go! I'm willing!"
2. I accompanied my wife to the mall. She saw a set of cosmetics she liked, but when she saw the price tag of 799, she said it was too expensive and suggested we look at something else.
I was secretly pleased; my wife was a good homemaker! Just then, the teller got upset and came over to my wife, saying, "Do you know why mistresses are so rampant these days? It's because you wives aren't willing to spend money on your appearance, so it all benefits the mistresses!"
My wife glanced at me and said quietly, "I bought it... Damn, salesperson, are you really that clever?!"
3. On the bus, a young mother was breastfeeding her baby. The baby was not eating properly, so the young mother got angry and said to the child, "Are you going to eat or not? If you don't eat, I'll give it to the uncle next to you!" She said this several times.
The uncle sitting next to me couldn't help but say, "My young master, give me a straight answer whether you're going to eat or not. I've already missed my stop twice!"
4. Today, a close friend announced at a gathering that she's pregnant! We were all so happy, and I blurted out excitedly, "That's wonderful! I definitely want to be a stepmother after the baby is born!"
Everyone fell silent. I suddenly realized I'd misspoke and quickly corrected myself, "No, no, I meant stepmother." Actually, I meant godmother.
5. A friend of mine got circumcised. One day, somehow the stitches ruptured. His penis was covered in blood, I don't know where it was coming from. He promptly grabbed a basin and filled it with water. I asked him what he was doing. He ignored me, put his penis in the water, and said, "Come help me see where the bubbles are coming from." Damn, he's patching a tire!

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