Online dating that failed five times

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(one)
Suddenly free: Hey, let's have an online relationship!
Chibi Maruko-chan: But my age isn't suitable for you!
Suddenly free: It's okay, I can wait for you to grow up.
Chibi Maruko-chan: But I can't wait for you to grow up. I'm already 68 years old.
Suddenly free time: 68 years old and still called herself "Chibi Maruko-chan"! Pretending to be innocent!
(two)
Suddenly free: Hey, let's have an online relationship!
Sapphire: Are you a member of the Communist Party?
Suddenly free: No, but does it matter?
Sapphire: So are you a member of the group?
Suddenly free: No, not really. Could this be related to online dating?
Sapphire: Are you a Young Pioneer?
Suddenly free: That wasn't the case many years ago, why are you asking these questions?!
Sapphire: I'm sorry, you're neither a Party member, nor a Youth League member, nor a Young Pioneer. How could you possibly be worthy of me? I'm the group leader in our class!
(three)
Suddenly free: Hey, let's have an online relationship!
Little girl: Okay, but my dad has to agree first.
Suddenly free: Oh! You need your dad's permission for this? And what about your dad?
Little girl: He's typing for me right now. I'm only four and a half years old, and I can't type yet.
Little girl: Why aren't you saying anything?
Suddenly free: Hello, Uncle!
(Four)
Suddenly free: Hey, let's have an online relationship!
Cuihua: Oh my god! I'm finally in love.
Suddenly free: You've never been in a relationship?
Cuihua: Yeah, I've never been in a relationship before! Everyone says I'm ugly. You're so kind, you gave me my first love.
Suddenly free: Are you really a dinosaur?!
Cuihua: I don't think I am. Actually, I'm pretty good-looking. But 47 out of 48 people in my class voted that I'm a dinosaur.
Suddenly free: We broke up. Now.
Cuihua: 5555555 I won't do it.
Suddenly free: Go back to your Jurassic era and cry.
(five)
Suddenly free: Hey, let's have an online relationship!
Matchmaker: First, pay a registration fee of one hundred yuan.
Suddenly free time: Do I still have to pay the registration fee?

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