Six lame jokes

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I. There was a very poor village where young men struggled to find wives.
A young man brought a girl he liked home to meet his family, but they couldn't afford a house, and the relationship didn't work out.
Learning from his experience, he bought a large bucket of red paint and painted a huge "Demolish" sign on every visible wall from one end of the village to the other.
Later, he got married.
After that, the young men in the village also gradually found beautiful wives. II. A husband took his wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them he had invented a machine that could transfer the mother's pain during childbirth to the child's father.
The doctor asked the couple if they wanted to try it, and they decided to. Initially, the doctor set the pain transfer level to 10%, explaining that even 10% might be unbearable for the father. As the wife's labor continued, the husband felt great and asked the doctor to increase the level.
The doctor increased the pain transfer level to 20%, and the husband still felt good. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure, which was normal. Surprised
, the doctor decided to increase it to 50%, and the husband still felt good. The pain transfer machine clearly helped his wife a lot, so the husband asked the doctor to transfer all the pain to him. His wife gave birth to a healthy baby without feeling any pain. She and her husband were overjoyed. But when they got home, they found their neighbor, Old Wang, dead
at their . III. On the street, an old lady accidentally fell. A primary school student happened to be passing by and quickly helped her up, asking with concern, "Grandma, are you hurt?" The old lady smiled and said, "No, little boy, what's your name?" He blinked at the old lady and proudly replied, "Just call me Lei Feng!" In a flash, the old lady suddenly roared at the crowd, "Catch Lei Feng! He's the one who tripped me!" IV. Xiao Ming: "Dad, where did I come from?" Dad: "Well, well... you were downloaded from the internet." Xiao Ming: "But we only got internet last year, I'm already six years old!" Mom smoothed things over: "Silly child, you used Uncle Wang's Wi-Fi next door." "Dad's heart skipped a beat: Something seems a bit off... 5. In a kindergarten, a boy was asked by the teacher: 'Class, do you know what 3 + 9 equals?'
The boy whispered to his deskmate: 'Look, even the teacher doesn't know 3 + 9, so we definitely don't know either. It's a waste of time! Hahaha!' His deskmate's face suddenly turned black. 6. A radical often persecuted Christians.
One day, after killing several Christians in the street, he grabbed a man and asked, 'Are you a Christian?'
The man replied, 'Luckily, I'm not. Amen...
' 'Huh?!'"

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