I'll be more careful... 5 posts

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1. A primary school student had a crush on his teacher for a long time. One day, he finally mustered up the courage to confess his feelings. The teacher kept trying to persuade him, saying that what he was doing was wrong, etc. But the student was very stubborn and wouldn't listen, saying that love doesn't discriminate by age. Finally, the teacher couldn't take it anymore and said, "I don't want children anymore!" The student then smiled contentedly and said, "Teacher, I will definitely be very careful!"

2. One day, Xiao Ming visited his future mother-in-law's house. His mother-in-law said, "Please make yourself at home, the food will be ready soon!" and then went to the kitchen to busy herself. At this time, only the nervous Xiao Ming and his mother-in-law's dog, Xiao Bai, were left in the living room.

Suddenly, Xiao Ming felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He thought: No! I must hold it in! But he couldn't hold it in any longer, and *poof!* He let out an incredibly smelly fart. He thought: I'm doomed, I'm definitely going to be kicked out! Unexpectedly, his mother-in-law only shouted, "Xiaobai!" Xiaoming thought with relief, "Luckily, Xiaobai is my scapegoat.

" Then he couldn't help but let out a second fart, and his mother-in-law still shouted, "Xiaobai!" When he let out a third fart, he saw his mother-in-law rush out and yell.

3. A family was sitting at the dinner table eating. The son suddenly asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts do women have?" The father was surprised but still answered, "Okay, son, women have three different kinds of breasts. When they are in their twenties, their breasts are like watermelons, round and firm; when they are in their thirties or forties, their breasts are like pears, feeling okay, but a little saggy; after fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" the son asked, puzzled. “Yes, you’ll cry when you look at them.” Their conversation angered the mother and daughter. The daughter then asked her mother, “Mom, how many types of penises does a man have?” The mother replied, “Oh, honey, men go through three stages. When they’re in their twenties, it’s like an oak tree, strong and powerful; when they’re in their thirties or forties, it’s like a birch tree, soft but still usable; when they’re in their fifties, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” “Yes, it’s dead at the root, the balls on top are just decorations.”

4. An 18-year-old girl told her mother she hadn’t had her period for two months. The mother yelled, “Which idiot did this to you? Tell me!” The girl picked up the phone and made a call. Half an hour later, a brand-new Ferrari pulled up in front of their house, and a mature and distinguished man got out. He was wearing an expensive suit and had blond hair. After entering, he sat in the living room facing the girl's parents and said to them, "Good morning. Your daughter told me she has a problem, but I can't marry her because I'm already married, but I will take responsibility. If she gives birth to a girl, I will give her three shops, two villas, and one million. If she gives birth to a boy, I will give her two companies and one million. If she gives birth to twins, I will give each of them a factory and five hundred thousand. If not..." At this point, the father, who had been silent, stood up, grabbed the man's shoulders firmly, and said to him, "Don't go, just sleep with my daughter one more night."

5. A father suspected that his three daughters were no longer pure. So he decided to conduct an experiment. He first called his sixteen-year-old daughter into the room, took off his pants, and asked, "Do you know what this is?" The daughter replied, "Yes, Dad, that's your penis." The father was very angry and yelled at her, "You must read the Bible every day and you're not allowed to ride in a car for a year!" Then he called his fourteen-year-old daughter into the room and asked her the same question, receiving the same answer. The father was furious: "You're not allowed to ride in a car for two years, and I won't give you any more pocket money!" Finally, he took his twelve-year-old daughter into the house. The daughter said, "I don't know what that's called, Dad." "Good, you're a good daughter. I'll give you more pocket money. Dad will tell you, this is called a penis." The daughter laughed loudly: "You call that a penis?"

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