Three humorous jokes

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1. We were defeated.
One weekend, after playing basketball, a few of us went shopping in the city.
While strolling around, our roommate suddenly told us mysteriously, "I can tell at a glance whether a woman is a virgin or not."
We didn't believe him, of course, so he insisted on a bet: "Whoever loses treats."
We thought, "There's no way to verify that, let's bet."
After walking a few steps, we saw a young mother leading her child.
He pointed at the mother and daughter and said, "The woman in her twenties is definitely not a virgin, but that three-year-old girl is definitely one."
And so, we were defeated.
2. This is your daughter-in-law
. Xiao Jia went home for the New Year, and his mother asked him, "Do you have a girlfriend yet?"
Xiao Jia said, "It costs a lot of money to have a girlfriend these days."
His mother said nonchalantly, "How much? I'll give it to you."
Xiao Jia said, "Not much, just a few hundred yuan."
His mother said, "It seems my daughter-in-law is quite virtuous; she already knows how to save money before even getting married."
The next day, Xiao Jia brought home an inflatable doll and introduced it to his mother, saying, "Mom, this is your daughter-in-law."
3. Can you turn the volume down a bit?
On the bus home, a foreigner next to me was listening to music on his phone.
The headphones were too loud, making me a little impatient.
After thinking for a full two minutes, I finally mustered the courage to say to the foreigner in English, "Could you turn the volume down a bit?"

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