Hilarious campus comedy, revealing the truth, making you burst out laughing.

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1. Roommate: "I'll just eat a little bit, just a little bit."
Me: "Are you sure?!"
Roommate: "I really only eat a little bit..."
Me: "Holy crap, that's it?!? You said you were only going to eat a little bit?!"
Roommate: "For me, it's all just a little bit."
I...
Comment: "One point" isn't exactly a unit of measurement. Be smarter next time!
2. Two girls, one beautiful and one ordinary, both pursued a handsome, academically gifted girl. The academically gifted girl ultimately chose the ordinary one.
This result shocked his roommate, who then asked the top student for the reason.
The top student smiled and said to his roommate, "Let me tell you a story. There was a boy whose family was very poor. After he got into a top school, he often skipped lunch to save money for his family. A kind girl, who wasn't well-off herself, would always save half of her lunch for the boy..."
My roommate said, "Oh, I get it. She's that girl. She may not be pretty, but she has a heart of gold... So you chose her, right?"
The top student smiled and said, "Nonsense. I made up this story. I just love bragging, and she always listens like an idiot, just like you, which makes me very satisfied..."
Comment: There's always someone who satisfies me and admires me; in her eyes, I'm a powerful and famous figure~~~
3. Last night, my roommates and I played basketball together. One of the opposing guards was incredibly agile, and his feints were so skillful that they were dazzling and impossible for anyone to defend against.
Later, a fat guy was assigned to guard him, and no matter how many feints he made, he couldn't break through the fat guy's defense.
After the game, everyone praised the fat guy for his calm defense. The fat guy cursed, "Damn it, I didn't even have time to react!"
Comment: With slow reflexes and a size advantage, fat guy, your defense is unbeatable.
4. My middle school math teacher, Mr. Li, was notorious for going overtime. One day, my beautiful Chinese teacher asked me, quite curiously, "Why do you all always call your teacher Mr. Li 'Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li'?"
A student said: Teacher, you misheard, it's Li Tianwang who goes overtime.
The Chinese teacher chuckled.
Comment: Every school has its share of students who stay overtime; it's a common occurrence from elementary school to university.
5. Today in the dorm, the guy on the top bunk said his butt hurt, like he had a lump inside.
Then the guy in the lower bunk blurted out, "How come another one has grown?!"
Suddenly, the atmosphere in the dormitory became very strange.
Comment: It's just gay stuff, there's nothing that makes the atmosphere weird.

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