Comedy talents cultivated on campus

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1. While proctoring an exam, I noticed a young man acting strangely. I went over and saw a book on his lap. I said, "Excuse me, this is an open-book exam. You can put your book on the table."
He replied, "It doesn't feel like an exam with the book on there!" 2. My roommate, who's introverted, asked me one day, "How can I get along well with my roommates?"
I said, "Buy a pack of tissues and put it on the table!" 3. Our teacher said that dating at our age is too immature. She told me that if I really liked someone, whenever I thought of her, I should do a math problem. When I finished a whole book, I should show it to her and tell her, "This is proof that I like you."
So I did it, but after doing two problems, I realized I didn't like her anymore... 4. A classmate named Shi didn't study properly and was always causing trouble.
The teacher said, "Are you excited?"
He replied, "My surname isn't 'feces,' it's 'Shi.'" 5. A classmate was a heavy sleeper. One morning during reading time, he was sleeping when the teacher walked up to him and slapped him across the face! "Smack!" The sound was quite loud, and the teacher gave him a good scolding.
After the teacher left, he shook his head and asked me, "What happened?"
I said, "You got caught sleeping by the teacher and she slapped you. And you're asking me what happened?"
He said, "She slapped me?"
I said, "How did you wake up if she didn't slap you?"

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