The most hilarious jokes in ancient China

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One day, Zhu Zhishan told Tang Bohu: "There lives a widow in the back mountain. She has been widowed for three years, valuing her chastity above all else, and only has an old eagle for company. If you can win her over, I, Zhu Zhishan, will be completely devoted to you." Tang Bohu thought for a moment and then told Zhu Zhishan to come back in a few days for news. Two days later, a torrential rain began. In the middle of the night, Tang Bohu climbed the back mountain and arrived at the widow's door. Tang Bohu knocked on the door and asked, "Could I take shelter from the rain?" The widow opened the door, and it was indeed the talented scholar Tang Bohu from Jiangnan. She quickly invited him in. Tang Bohu entered and thanked her repeatedly. Then he asked, "Could I take off my wet clothes?" The widow saw that his clothes were completely soaked and quickly took them to the stove to dry. At this moment, Tang Bohu asked again, "Sister-in-law, I am thirsty. Could I borrow a ladle to drink some water?" The widow quickly gave Tang Bohu a ladle.
After finishing his water, Tang Bohu, seeing it was late, asked the widow, "Sister-in-law, could I stay here for the night?" The widow thought for a moment, noticing the heavy rain outside, and agreed. She led Tang Bohu to the guest room, where he entered without ceremony and immediately fell asleep. The next morning, Tang Bohu rose early and quietly went into the courtyard. Sure enough, he saw the old eagle that had been his only companion. Tang Bohu grabbed the eagle and plucked all its feathers; then, without saying goodbye to the widow, he went home.
A few days later, Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan were playing chess at home when they heard a knock at the door. Zhu Zhishan opened it, and there stood the widow. Upon seeing Tang Bohu, she launched into a tirade in Mandarin: "Tang Bohu! Tang Bohu! You are a scholar from Jiangnan, a genius of your generation, how could you do such a despicable thing? That day I saw you were pitiful and kindly opened the door for you. You wanted shelter from the rain, so I let you in; you wanted to take off your clothes, so I let you; you wanted a ladle, so I gave you one; you wanted to spend the night, so I let you. Tell me! Why did you pluck all the feathers from my eagle?"

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