A few things for adults

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Why write couplets on the exam paper?
Son, you've really made your dad proud.
If you don't know the answer to the test, then you don't know it.
Why are you writing couplets on the exam paper?
First line: The son's questions are too difficult.
The second line reads: "The grandson's proctoring was too strict."
Horizontal scroll: I don't know how.
When your homeroom teacher called me to the office and saw my test paper, I laughed!
The teacher was glaring at me!
Come out quickly!
When Wukong borrowed the Banana Leaf Fan from Princess Iron Fan,
It was just the time when the Bull Demon King was coming home from get off work.
The Bull Demon King overheard the following conversation at his doorstep: Wukong: "Sister-in-law, I'm inside you!"
Princess Iron Fan: "Ah! No!!!"
Ouch! It hurts! Don't move!
"Ah, please come out quickly!!! Ah..."
Wukong: "Alright, I'm about to come out! Sister-in-law, please open your mouth!!!"
Princess Iron Fan: "Ah—"
Upon hearing this, the Bull Demon King left a divorce agreement at his doorstep.
She left heartbroken.
You will have one chance to retake the exam.
A newlywed couple entered their bridal chamber.
The husband said, "I studied hard for ten years..."
Now I'm going into your exam room; this is a big exam!
The wife immediately took off her clothes and said with a smile, "Please, examinees, enter the examination hall."
The husband finished quickly. The wife immediately took her husband's hand.
He said gently, "Don't run away, you failed the exam."
I'll give you one chance to retake the exam.
No injection
A man kissed his girlfriend on the neck, leaving a hickey, which was seen by his seven-year-old niece.
My niece asked, "Auntie, what happened to your neck?"
I answered sheepishly, "I was bitten by a dog."
My niece exclaimed in surprise, "Oh? Did you get vaccinated? You could get rabies!"
The woman calmly replied, "Yes, I had it done last night!"
Anyone else get it instantly?
Long-term battle
Mr. Chi's wife gave birth to a baby boy, and he discussed naming the child with his wife.
Wife: "The baby was born after the due date, so let's just call him 'Late'."
He said, "My child gets into trouble at school and is always being told he's late."
His wife said, "Then let's choose a powerful name, 'Chi Jiuzhan' (meaning 'Long-lasting Battle')."
"Let our children defeat the mighty enemy," he said. "With this name,
Even if you don't defeat powerful enemies, at least don't be afraid of your wife.
So you don't end up like me, always nagging for so long.
Words on the back
"Director, is the word tattooed on my back wrong?"
"No, that's correct. According to the records in the History of Song,"
The words tattooed on Yue Fei's body were not "Serve the country with utmost loyalty" but rather "Serve the country with complete loyalty."
"Whichever it is, it's not the 'Dedicate Yourself to Serving the Country' tattooed on my back right now, is it?!"
The milk smelled of smoke
I had dinner with a couple of friends; they brought their child, who is eight years old and very smart.
The women started chatting again, discussing why they weaned their children so early, what their experiences were, and how they maintained their figures.
The child chimed in, "Daddy smokes, so there's a smell of smoke every time I drink milk!"
Everyone was left speechless.
I'm holding your mom down so you can grab the candy!
The former leader sighed, "You guys are so lucky! Prostitutes are everywhere. When I went on business trips back then, I didn't even see any prostitutes."
When they got back, the whole family of seven squeezed together. If they wanted to be affectionate, they had to throw some candy outside the door.
Then he shouted, "Kids, I'm holding your mom down, hurry up and grab the candy!"
One sitting, one dragonfly
There was a girl who drew butterflies very beautifully, but she never drew them in class; she always drew them at home.
One day, a boy wanted to know why this girl's drawings were so beautiful and wanted to learn how to draw them.
He secretly followed the girl to her doorstep, and there he saw her pour some ink on the table and sit down on it.

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