Hilarious and funny kids

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1. I was chatting with a little kid, and he said, "My grandpa will be 104 years old tomorrow."
"That's amazing! What's his secret to longevity?"
"He was born a long time ago."
2. My younger brother said to his older sister, who was playing on the computer, "Sister, sister, Mom said that a person's eyes, nose, mouth, and ears are connected."
The sister, staring at the computer screen without turning her head, said, "Then what's telecommunications?"
3. It was Xiaoming's dad's birthday. He said to his dad, "Dad, happy birthday! You're another year older."
Dad: "..."
"Dad, I requested a song for you on the radio, listen to it."
"Now, Xiaoming has requested a song for his dad. He wants to wish his dad a happy birthday. Now let's listen to this song—'Only Mom is Good in the World'!"
4. There's a device at the amusement park that makes a laugh when a visitor throws a coin into its belly button. A woman was happily throwing coins to hear the laughter.
Just then, a little boy walked up to the woman and said, "Auntie, throw it in my pocket, and I'll laugh for you."
5. On the weekend, my son was sleeping in again. In the morning, I urged him to get up: "Sweetie, the early bird catches the worm, you can't sleep anymore."
My son grunted in response and then fell silent.
I had to urge him again: "You little lazybones, get up!"

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