A hilarious girl who drives people half crazy

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1. After our first time having sex, I asked my girlfriend, "How was your husband?"
She blushed and replied, "He was really big.
" I was pleased, but then she added, "Even the biggest needle is still a needle." 2. I confessed to a girl, "I've liked you for a long time. Will you be my girlfriend?"
She shyly replied, "You silly boy, don't you understand my feelings?"
I was overjoyed, "So you're saying yes?" She smiled and said, "Looks like you really are silly." 3. A young couple was arguing. The girl said, "I hate you more and more. I get annoyed just looking at you." The boy replied, "Me too. " Then the girl swept her sleeve and said, "Say it again if you dare!"
The boy said, "I hate myself more and more too." 4. I invited some friends over to play mahjong. My girlfriend watched from the side. When I won, she danced with joy; when I lost, she shook her head and sighed. I glared at her and said, "Why are you so nervous about me playing cards?" "Damn it, how can I not be nervous? Even though it's your money if I lose, it's mine if I win!" she retorted angrily. 5. A goddess I've had a crush on for years suddenly messaged me asking, "Are you there?" I was overjoyed and, suppressing my excitement, replied, "Yes. "

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