Three short jokes

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1. Pigsy: "Master, can I ride the White Dragon Horse?"
Tang Sanzang: "Let's not."
Pigsy: "How can you say that?
" Tang Sanzang: "You have to consider the horse's feelings."
Pigsy: "What feelings?
" Tang Sanzang: "Being ridden by someone is normal. But if a pig were to ride you, how would you feel?"
2. A guy was riding a motorcycle with six people on it. You can imagine how they were seated. I can only tell you that there was even standing room for people to stand. They were speeding along when his phone rang. He took it out, and the guy sitting in the back got restless and shouted, "Damn it, with so many people on the line, don't make a call!"
The guy driving replied: "I'm not making a call, I'm just replying to a text message..."
3. A new restaurant opened downstairs. The female owner is quite pretty. To win her favor, I always take my friends there.
Today, in front of her, I deliberately asked my friend loudly: "Do you know why we always eat here?" The female owner looked at me and smiled shyly.
At this point, his friend, slightly drunk, replied: "I know you're poor now! When you're rich, take us guys to a fancy restaurant, and we'll never have to come to this shabby little eatery again."

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