Sister-in-law, I'm already inside you.

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1. Question: Why is it easier to appease a girlfriend than a mother-in-law?
Answer: Because the mother-in-law has already been fooled once…
2. A house suddenly caught fire. The homeowner, anxiously waiting outside, rushed forward shouting, “Let me in! I need to save my wife!”
The police restrained him, telling him to calm down: “The fire department will rescue her.”
Just as he finished speaking, a loud bang was heard.
The homeowner immediately looked dejected and said, “Oh no, I’ll have to buy another one.”
The policeman next to him turned green with shock.
3. Wife: "How's the shredded pork with garlic sauce?"
Husband: "So-so."
Wife: "How about the braised eggplant?" Husband: "Not bad."
Wife: "How about the Mapo tofu?"
Husband: "So-so."
Wife: "Can't you just say 'good' or something?"
Husband: "The rice is so hard!"
4. Sun Wukong tricked Princess Iron Fan into coming out of her belly to borrow the Banana Leaf Fan. Here's the dialogue: Wukong: "Sister-in-law, I'm already inside you."
Princess Iron Fan: "Come out quickly, oh oh oh oh. Uncle, I can't take it anymore..." Wukong: "Sister-in-law, I'm about to come out, open your mouth quickly." Princess
Iron Fan: "Oh oh oh oh."
The Bull Demon King overheard this outside the door, left a divorce agreement... and left for distant lands.
5. At the dinner table, the leader, slightly drunk, picked up his glass and said: "Men in their 20s are like beer, fast-paced life! Men in their 30s are like red wine, life is about taste! Men in their 40s, like me, are like baijiu, and aged baijiu at that, one drop is enough to get you drunk!"

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