Five funny short jokes!

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1 robber
A robber entered a small supermarket, pointed a gun at the owner, and said, "Give me a box of TT, quick!"
The shopkeeper was terrified and quickly handed over the largest Durex condom. The robber examined it for a moment and roared, "Don't you know my size? Give me the smallest one!"
Comment: I think he might be the boss's wife's old flame, haha.
2. Daughter-in-law
Last night, my wife and I went to a bar. When we came out, she said she wanted to buy a pair of sandals tomorrow, which would cost 500 yuan.
My wife looked at me pitifully and said, "Young man, give me 500 yuan, and I'll go with you tonight..."
The young man generously replied, "200."
His wife absolutely refused and tried to bargain with him. The young man remained steadfast.
Then a strange guy walked right up to my wife and gave her 500 yuan…
Comment: I think it's one thing for his wife to be very charming, but it's another thing for her to look like a prostitute.
3. Qingming Festival
A colleague was paying respects to his ancestors during the Qingming Festival. While burning paper money, he exclaimed, "This paper money is so damn realistic! It even has gold threads!" When he got home, his mother immediately asked, "Why didn't you bring any paper money with you to the ancestral worship? And where did the 10,000 yuan we just withdrew go?"
Comment: This person is a bit silly, using real money as ghost money. Quite something else.
4. Open the door
"Please open the door, I love you! I've mustered up the courage to knock on your door so many times. You clearly heard me, right? Why don't you ever open the door?" Guo Jingming stood in front of Han Han's door, tears welling up in his eyes.
Meanwhile, Han Han looked through the peephole at the empty door for the umpteenth time, puzzled. "It's time to find someone to exorcise the evil spirits," he thought.
Comment: This has a bit of a parody feel to it, just for fun.
5. Blind Date
On a dating website, a man introduced himself by saying: "I'm a rough guy, and not good-looking at all..." As a result, this man consistently topped the popularity charts, garnering millions of clicks.

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