Hilarious SMS jokes

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World's Most: The most beautiful song: Viagra; the sweetest milk: mistress; the most mysterious person: lover; the best-selling book: female secretary; the most expensive house: breasts; the most common relationship: male-female relationship; the chain least wanted to break: extramarital affair.
★ What is pride? Being awesome! What is humility? Pretending! What is thrift? Being stingy! What is dedication? Being foolish! What is intelligence? Boasting! What is a handsome guy? You! Hehe, wish you happiness!
★ A department manager reported to the general manager the reasons for the company's poor performance: 1. Like a widow sleeping, no one above her; 2. Like a prostitute sleeping, changing partners too frequently; 3. Like a married couple sleeping, having affairs with each other. ★
A customer called the owner and asked, "Why are there chicken feathers in this braised chicken?" The owner said, "That's our anti-counterfeiting mark."
★ Changing pants to a shirt is a promotion; changing men's pants to women's pants is a transfer; changing a shirt to underwear is a demotion; changing a vest to a bra, although it's a lateral transfer, the position is very important!
★A man had a cat, which was a nuisance! He abandoned it, but the cat recognized its home and always returned after being abandoned several times. One day, the man abandoned the cat again while driving. That evening, he called his wife: "Has the cat come home again?" His wife replied: "Yes!" The man yelled: "Get her on the phone! I'm lost!"

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