Nine Hilarious Lewd Poems

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Nine Super Hilarious Lewd Poems

(1) A young girl wants to make love.
A young girl wants to make love, but says you are really bad.
You are bad, you are really bad, you tricked me into watching porn.
My heart is excited and I can't bear it, I just want to make love right away.
I half-heartedly take off my clothes, and you spread my legs wide.
That thick and long thing, without saying a word, I insert it.
My precious chastity is destroyed, how am I supposed to explain it in the future?
I think about it again and it's not bad, I feel very happy.
Anyway, I am yours, so go for it.
Every move hits my weak spot, and the positions are all kinds of strange.
I urge you to hurry up, let's have a competition today.
Let's see who loses first, even if I die, it's worth it
. From now on, I'm not afraid of being cheated, and I will never blame my brother again.
I carry fixed assets with me and travel all over the country to earn extra money.
I sleep with my brother and then my uncle, I sleep with my husband and then my foreigner.
The investment is small but the effect is quick, I squeeze my legs together and get hundreds of dollars.
After the goods are sold, they are still there. Just wash them with water and sell them again.
Repeated use is no problem. The skin is not broken and the flesh is not damaged.
As long as the pants are pulled up, who says the girl is not virtuous?

(2) Seeking romance all over the country,
Guizhou girls are not expensive, only a little wear and tear fee is charged.
Wenzhou women are the most cunning, they check before making love.
Chongqing girls are the most sassy, they want to be penetrated from behind.
Yunnan women are shameless, they want to lick with their tongues during lovemaking.
Ningbo girls are the most unrestrained, they want to have sex seven or eight times a night.
Guangzhou rich women are the richest, they specialize in dealing with young men.
Shanghai girls are cultured, their bedroom skills are known throughout the world.
Sichuan girls are short, they can only be mistresses.
Beijing girls are polite, they carry condoms with them.
Northeast big sisters are the most powerful, they dare to have sex in public places!

(3) The good man Wu Erlang
, the good man Wu Erlang, his kung fu is practiced on his penis.
He killed a tiger on Jingyang Ridge, and killed a wolf in Kuaihuo Forest.
There is nothing to do on Erlong Mountain, he once killed three sheep.
That day, Wu Song got excited again, but alas, there was no girl by his side.
He could only masturbate by cutting down the mountain and firing blanks at the foot of the mountain.
By some strange coincidence, there was a little girl down there.
A stream of heat sprayed down and hit the girl's back.
The girl tasted it and opened her mouth:
Damn it, who doesn't put sugar in their porridge!

(4) Lotus flowers float in the lotus pond,
lotus flowers float in the lotus pond, a toad hugs a frog's waist.
From afar, it looks like they are doing exercises, but up close, they are having sex.
The toad is about to reach climax, and the frog is busy looking for a condom.
The toad laughs with pleasure, and Viagra is surprisingly effective!

(5) The relationship between the sexes is really wonderful,
the relationship between the sexes is really wonderful, everyone wants it.
The woman pretends to be shy when they meet, but takes off her bra as soon as she gets to bed.
Dozens of rounds in one night, she keeps yelling.
Her buttocks keep sticking up, making the penis blister.
The woman laughs with pleasure, "Big brother, big brother, I want more!"

(6) It turns out the bed legs were not sturdy.
White lace-trimmed panties, black pubic hair on both sides.
Red labia and small vulva, the penis could not help but be unable to resist.
Quickly take off the underwear, part the pubic hair and ride the clouds.
Thrust in and out, the semen is like a gushing stream, the lustful water overflows like a waterfall.
At this time, there is a creaking sound, it turns out the bed legs were not sturdy!

7) Biyuanchun
has so many tricks for making love,
making countless men break their backs.
Fragrant grass above and below,
lustful water is gushing,
wanting to play a few tricks with the strong man.
A generation of beauty,
can also play the flute,
making you bend over in the morning.
All have passed,
count the romantic figures,
all of them are all done all night.

8) Bu Suanzi
lustful water wets pubic hair,
flying blood comes out of vagina.
The two are already naked,
only the penis is erect.
The pain does not make a sound,
only the bed is called,
when the semen is sprayed everywhere,
she laughs on the bed.

(9) Bu Suanzi
smiles to welcome the beauty back,
drunken eyes look forward.
When the heart is already restless,
he hugs her in his arms.
Hugging her wasn't enough;
she just
kept making a fuss in bed. When she was completely exhausted,
she said, "I want more!"

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