[Urban] Drunken Laughter in the Countryside (Hongtu Ji) Complete - 19

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Chapter 81 A Lively Scene

"Why would I leave? I came to see you." Luo Li pouted and walked over.

"Ugh, didn't you see what I was doing? This isn't something you can just look at." She pulled the sheet over An Qi's stunningly shapely buttocks, sat on the edge of the bed, and put on her shoes.

"What's wrong with looking? It won't hurt a hair." True to her policewoman status, she was not only incredibly bold but also completely unconcerned.

"I'm utterly impressed!" Society is progressing so fast these days. Not only are men's minds more open, but women's views have also changed drastically, sometimes even surpassing men's. It's truly admirable.

"Aren't you hungry? I'm starving." Sister Li lifted her buttocks off the edge of the bed, gently rubbing her stomach, giggling as she hooked her arm around mine and leaned her head intimately on my shoulder.

"You haven't eaten yet?" Luo Li exclaimed.

"Ugh, what's the big deal?" I was once again defeated by her overreaction.

"Won't doing this kind of thing without eating harm your health?" Luo Li tilted her head, thinking like a studious schoolchild puzzled by her teacher's words.

Her adorable appearance was incredibly alluring. Sister-in-law Li couldn't help but laugh; she'd never seen such a studious student before, asking such tricky and difficult questions, especially on such avant-garde topics.

I turned to look at An Qi, her face flushed, straightening her crumpled clothes, and ignored Luo Li.

"Really, won't it harm your health?" This girl, true to her policewoman background, wouldn't be satisfied until she got to the bottom of things.

"Really that curious?" I feigned a lecherous look, my lewd gaze fixed on her two mounds of flesh. "How about we try it now?"

"Go to hell, you bad man!" Luo Li covered her chest with her hands, feigning anger.

"Alright. Okay, enough joking. What did you want to see me about?"

"Can't I see you if there's nothing wrong?"

"Of course you can. Didn't you just say..."

"I just wanted to see you about something small."

"What is it?"

"No rush. Aren't you guys going to eat now? Eat first, and I'll see you after we finish."

"Have you eaten yet? Want to come along?"

"To be honest, I haven't eaten yet. Is it convenient?"

"Of course it's convenient, let's go."

The three women chattered and followed behind me, heading towards the sixth floor in a grand procession.

On the sixth floor, besides the director's office, there were the head nurse's and several female doctors' offices. Next to the director's office was a large living room with a small cubicle inside that served as a kitchen, where the two sisters, Angie and Annie, usually cooked.

At this moment, in this small kitchen, Yulian and Annie were busily working.

"Mmm, smells so good." I stood behind Yulian, took a deep sniff, hugged her waist from behind, and gently stroked her lower abdomen. "Do you need any help?"

"You guys go ahead and eat." Yulian turned around and kissed me on the lips. "There's one more dish, it'll be ready in a bit."

"What's the other dish? I'll cook it." I rubbed my hands together, eager to try.

"Alright, alright, sir, don't make things worse here." Yulian placed a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs in my hands. "There's a lot of smoke here, don't ruin your suit. Here, take these ribs outside."

"Really, you don't need my help? My cooking skills are excellent." I picked up a steaming rib and put it in my mouth.

"No." Yulian reached out and snatched the rib from my hand. "Go wash your hands, wash your hands before you eat."

"Okay, wife." I laughed and turned on the tap.

"Hehe, who's your wife? You bad girl."

"Hehe, women love bad men, the worse a man is, the more women love him. I'm bad, I'm bad, you love me, love me..."

"Giggle... What are you two doing? Flirting?" Sister Li stood at the door with a smile, her face mischievous.

"Come and control your man, don't let him seduce women." Yu Lian put the last dish into the pot, chatting and laughing with Sister Li as she cooked.

"He's my man, not your man. My husband always pampers you. I wonder who gets left unable to get up by him every time." Sister Li nestled beside me, smiling like a flower, but her mouth was unforgiving, even though her reasoning was a bit strange.

"You slut, are you already horny? Let your husband use your favorite Da Nan Bang Guo to help you poke around." Yu Lian's face was flushed, and two eggs cracked in her palm, transparent gelatinous egg whites mixed with yellow yolks flowing out from the cracks.

"Cousin, are your panties soaked again? Look, there's a puddle on the floor." Aunt Li suddenly changed her tune, shifting from a direct attack to a subtle question.

"No way!" Yu Lian and Aunt Li were cousins, and they often bickered. Although this sudden change was expected by Yu Lian, she still couldn't help but glance down at the floor, because her lower body was indeed wet again.

"Giggle..." Aunt Li laughed and fell into my arms.

"Haha..." If it weren't for their bickering, it would be hard to see Yu Lian's embarrassed state, and being able to watch my women bicker together was a source of great happiness, so I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"You two big bad guys, a pair of adulterers!" Yu Lian realized she'd been tricked and even cursed me.

"So cousin really wants it, huh? Husband, why don't you go comfort her, or she won't be able to eat properly." Aunt Li's hand roamed over the tent in my lower abdomen, encouraging my brother who had just eaten.

"You little hussy, you're so naughty now." Yulian blushed from my burning gaze, too ashamed to look at me, and quickly turned her face away, focusing her attention on the bitter melon and eggs in the pot.

"Go on, your cousin is waiting." Sister-in-law Li chuckled lewdly, giving my erection a few hard rubs as encouragement.

"What about you?"

"I'll watch."

"Are you getting addicted to watching?"

"You bad boy, hurry up and go, I'll make up for mine later."

"Okay. When you're better, your husband promises you, he'll make you so happy you won't want to get out of bed for three days."

"Smack!" Sister-in-law Li gave my lips a hard kiss, "You keep your word.

" "A gentleman's word is as good as his bond."

"Look how tightly your cousin's legs are clamped! Hurry up and go for it."

"Hehe..."

"Stop fooling around, I'll serve the food, then we can eat." I hugged Yulian from behind, my erection pressing against her fleshy buttocks, moving slightly around.

"Give it to Jindi, let her take it out for you." I lifted her plaid skirt, revealing a snow-white, large bottom, with white, semi-transparent panties tightly hugging her rounded buttocks. That hazy, dreamlike beauty was incredibly alluring.

"No, there are guests outside, they might see us." Yulian shook her buttocks, trying to stop my large hands from getting their way.

"It's okay, Jindi and the others are covering for us, don't worry." I bit her ear, slipped my hands through her apron, untied the opening, and played with her large breasts through her bra.

"No, let's go somewhere else." Yulian leaned softly against me, breathing slightly.

“Where else? This place is so exciting!” Aunt Li unbuckled my belt, pulled my underwear down to my ankles, smeared it with her saliva, and then spat it out. “Hurry up, I’m waiting to eat.”

Without another word, I didn’t let Yu Lian’s buttocks escape my grasp. I forcefully pulled down her extremely seductive semi-transparent underwear and thrust in.

“Ah…” Yu Lian gripped the stove, her buttocks swaying as I entered, her moans and groans barely contained, escaping intermittently.

“Come on, baby!” Aunt Li took the spatula from Yu Lian’s hand and scooped out the stir-fried bitter melon and eggs from the pan.

Outside the kitchen, in the living room,

Angie and Annie were chatting with Luo Li. People say three women make a drama. This is certainly true. Inside, Yu Lian and I were having a passionate time, while outside, Luo Li and the other two were also having a passionate time, only in completely different ways.

"Your police uniform is so beautiful, it fits you perfectly. It not only highlights the advantages of modern women, but also gives you a sense of heroic spirit." Annie sat to Luo Li's left, admiring Luo Li's police uniform.

"This uniform wasn't issued by your police force, was it? It's impossible for the issued uniform to fit this well." Angie leaned against the dining table, her right hand supporting her cheek, looking listless, the blush on her face fading away.

“None of the ones issued by the company would fit,” Luo Li sipped her drink and smiled slightly. “I altered this myself.”

“So you have this skill? I thought you got it done at Tian Tian’s.” Annie exclaimed, pulling Luo Li’s hand up and down, left and right. “You police officers are always busy catching bad guys or investigating cases, where do you find the time to learn this?”

“My mom used to have a sewing shop on the street, but she’s too old to do it now. I just saw a lot of things when I was little, and messing around doesn’t count as a skill.” Luo Li’s mother was a well-known iron shearer on the street when we were in school, but now she’s older and her children are all married, so she doesn’t do it anymore.

"This isn't even considered craftsmanship; it's way prettier than those designer clothes in boutiques. You should alter a few for me sometime."

"Okay. As long as you're not afraid I'll ruin your pretty clothes."

"Luo Li, isn't it a shame to waste such a good skill? Have you thought about doing something else?" Angie poured herself a glass of juice and gently brought it to her lips.

"This is just a hobby, not a profession. Besides, my current job is my childhood dream. I don't know what the future holds, but at least for now, I don't have any other ideas."

"Wearing this outfit to catch bad guys will definitely make things much easier, right?" Annie seemed to have thought of something, a mischievous grin on her face.

"Why? Not necessarily." Luo Li was baffled. This outfit is purely for her own comfort; what does it have to do with catching bad guys? "

Giggle..." Annie couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Angie covered her mouth and laughed, almost spitting out her juice.

Luo Li got goosebumps from their laughter, imagining the dumbfounded, drooling villains she caught. She finally understood what Annie meant. "You little brat, see if I spare you!"

Annie dodged Luo Li's scratches, laughing until she was breathless. "I'm just giving you a friendly reminder. Your job is always on the edge of a 'wave' of excitement, you really have to be careful of those lecherous wolves..."

"You still dare to talk back, you still dare to talk back! I'll teach you to talk back!" Luo Li was still a virgin, and although she was relatively open-minded, she was still quite different from the already experienced Annie.

Chapter 82:

Annie and Annie chased each other, pinching each other, their hearty laughter filling the living room.

"Mom, why isn't it ready yet? Can we eat?" Angie called out to the kitchen, rubbing her rumbling stomach.

"It's...it'll be ready soon." Yulian lay on the stove, shaking her bottom, clenching her teeth to suppress a groan.

"Coming, coming, the hot food is here." Aunt Li kissed me on the lips and carried the last dish, bitter melon stir-fried with eggs, out of the kitchen.

"Finally, we can eat! I'm starving." Annie pulled Luo Li's hand and sat down next to Anqi. "Sister, why are you so listless today?"

"No, I'm just a little hungry." Anqi's face was flushed with shyness.

"I know," Annie whispered in Anqi's ear, "That bad guy must be up to his old tricks again."

"You brat." Anqi laughed and scratched at Annie's thigh.

"Ouch!" Annie dodged and grabbed her mischievous hand. "Sister, that bad guy has been in the kitchen for so long, why hasn't he come out yet?"

"If you want to know, just go in and see." As Anqi spoke, a scene flashed through her mind, a scene almost 99.9% similar to the situation in the kitchen.

"I'm starving! Let's eat!" Aunt Li put a piece of chicken into Luo Li's bowl.

"Yes, come on, we're all family, don't be shy, take whatever you want." Anqi put a thin slice of fish into her mouth.

"Don't be polite with me, I never complain when I eat." Luo Li put the chicken in her mouth, chewed it, "Mmm, Auntie's cooking is really delicious."

"Hehe, my sister-in-law's cooking skills are absolutely top-notch, you're in luck today." Anqi kept putting food into her mouth, eating as she spoke. "

By the way, why aren't Auntie and Cai Tian coming to eat with us? Should we wait a bit?" Luo Li put down her chopsticks.

"No need, let's eat first, they'll be ready in a bit, there's also a soup." Aunt Li smiled, but her smile was a little ambiguous.

"Yes, no need to wait for them, let's eat first, my stomach is growling." Anqi kept putting food into her mouth, she didn't know why her appetite had increased a lot recently.

"You guys eat first, I'll go check on her." Annie smiled slightly, stood up, and quickly reached the kitchen door. "Mom, is it ready yet?"

Yulian was completely limp, her hands too weak to support her body, and she was slumped over the stove. Luckily, my arms were around her waist, otherwise she would have collapsed to the ground long ago.

"Yes, ah..." Yulian heard Annie's voice and was about to reply when she opened her mouth and couldn't help but moan, a wanton sound.

"Mom, what's wrong?" Annie walked into the kitchen and saw a scene that made her blood boil, and she immediately had difficulty breathing.

Yulian was slumped over the stove, covering her mouth tightly to prevent herself from moaning, only breathing heavily through her nose. Annie's mouth was dry, and her eyes flashed with fire, the gentle temptation drawing her forward.

Yulian's body suddenly trembled, and she could no longer support herself, sliding off the stove.

"You little slut, are you wet?" I held Annie in my arms, reached between her legs, and kneaded them a few times, getting my hand wet. "Hehe, you've really wet a lot."

Chapter 83

"You little slut, are you wet?" I held Annie in my arms, reached between her legs, and kneaded them a few times, getting my hand wet. "Hehe, you've really wet a lot."

"Who told you to be so naughty, doing it to Mommy in broad daylight in the kitchen." Annie glanced at Yulian, who was slumped on the ground, lifted her skirt, pushed her panties aside, wrapped her legs around my waist, and slipped inside me.

“Your mother deserves a reward for cooking.” I held her buttocks and walked around the room. “Ah…” Annie clung tightly to my neck, moaning with each step.

“I deserve a reward too.” Annie nestled in my arms, her teeth clenched.

“What did you do?” I pressed her against the cupboard and began a rapid, intense assault.

“Ah… I, I bought the things, washed the vegetables, ah…” Annie swayed her buttocks, responding to my assault.

“Hehe, worthy of a reward.”

Yulian slowly came to her senses, using the stove for support to get up, straightened her clothes, wiped herself clean with her underwear, then turned on the tap and splashed some water on her face to cool her burning red cheeks a little.

“Ah…” Annie couldn’t help but cry out after my barrage of attacks.

“Keep it down, there are other people outside.” Yulian pointed outside, unaware of how much pleasure Annie had been enjoying.

I pulled her close and gave her a long kiss, patting her cheeks as I continued having sex with Annie. "Eat more, you've lost a bit of weight lately."

"No way!" Yu Lian blushed, her slight reproach full of charm. "You guys keep going, I'm going out for dinner."

"Go ahead. I'll come join you after I've fed her." As I spoke, I changed positions, laying Annie flat on the cutting board, spreading her legs, and began thrusting wildly.

Yu Lian ladled out the last soup and had just brought it out of the kitchen when Luo Li stood up and called out, "Auntie, come and eat."

"Hehe, coming right now. Sit down and eat." Yu Lian placed the soup in the middle of the table, sat down next to Luo Li, and smiled, "Make yourself at home here, there are no outsiders, don't be shy."

"What happened to Annie just now? Why didn't she come to eat?" Luo Li glanced towards the kitchen.

“Annie, Annie accidentally burned herself with the soup, but she's fine.” Yulian almost choked on her own saliva. “Cai Tian brought two bunches of pickled vegetables from home yesterday; his mother made them herself. We haven't eaten them yet. He's going to make some for everyone to try; it'll be ready in a bit. You must all be starving, let's eat first, don't wait for them.”

Aunt Li patted Yulian on the shoulder, implying that she reacted quickly.

Anqi also cast an admiring glance at her mother.

“Auntie's cooking is delicious.” With Luo Li's police investigation skills, she had already sensed that something was amiss, but since she was in someone else's home and a guest, she couldn't pry too much, so she suppressed her curiosity and ate some food.

"Hehe, eat more if you like it. You're welcome to come often in the future."

"Anyway, we live close by, so I'll definitely have to bother you more often."

"Don't be shy."

Aunt Li smiled and said, "Luo Yun is my good sister, so I shouldn't be shy with you and your sister."

"That's right, if you need anything, just go to Aunt's shop. It'll be free." Anqi put a piece of chicken into Aunt Li's bowl and said with a smile, "Right, Aunt?"

"Of course." Aunt Li happily put the chicken in her mouth, chewing and laughing, "Of course, that's right, since I'm your aunt."

"Oh dear," Anqi seemed to realize something and looked at Luo Li, "Xiao Li, you call your aunt 'sister,' doesn't that make you a generation older than me?"

Looking at Anqi's serious expression, Luo Li almost spat out the rice in her mouth, "Cough, cough, let's call each other what we call each other. We should still call each other sisters."

Yulian and Aunt Li couldn't help but laugh.

"That's more like it." Anqi said, unable to help but laugh herself.

Happy times always fly by, and before we knew it, it was past ten o'clock at night. Cars came and went on the streets, with only a few people scattered about. A few shops were still open. Luo Li and I stood under the dim streetlights.

"What do you need?" I leaned against the lamppost, lit a cigarette, and put it in my mouth. "I'll try my best to help." Luo Li smiled and gave me a quick glance. "Really?" "Of course, but absolutely not beyond my capabilities." I blew a smoke ring and nodded firmly.

Luo Li smiled and pounced on me, hooking her arm around mine. Her soft breasts pressed against me. "You can definitely do it." A tingling sensation spread from my arm throughout my body. Some kind of energy suddenly surged within me, and my eyes gleamed as I stared at her prominent breasts. I said lewdly, "Hey, men and women shouldn't touch each other like that. Don't tempt me to commit a crime." Luo Li blushed at my gaze, punched my shoulder lightly, and pouted. "You pervert! I knew you weren't up to any good."

"Hehe, I've never been lewd towards you." I said I wasn't, but my eyes never left her breasts. Luo Li puffed out her chest and said coquettishly,

"Still looking? Haven't you looked enough?"

"Hehe, hehe, enough, enough." I gulped down nicotine. "Could you put out your cigarette?" Luo Li covered her nose with her small hand. "It stinks and chokes." "Little miss, you're not my wife, you're being too nosy." I shook my head helplessly and stubbed out the cigarette.

"You just need someone to keep an eye on you." Luo Li rolled her eyes at me.

"You want to keep an eye on me?" I stared into her eyes.

"Can't I?" Luo Li's eyes flashed with a complicated light, her gaze avoiding my direct gaze.

"Fine, unless..." My gaze slid down to her chest again, and I felt my mouth watering.

"Unless what?" Luo Li looked away.

"Forget it, I'd rather not say it." Gu Lu swallowed hard. "You wouldn't want to even if I told you."

"Go to hell." Luo Li knew that if she continued, nothing good would come of it. "I knew you weren't a good person."

"What do you want?

" "Come on, let's talk at the station.

" "I haven't done anything wrong, what are we going to the station for?" "To

my place."

"Going to your place in the dark, won't people misunderstand me, hehe..." "

Get lost, stop with your disgusting thoughts, no one else is as bad as you."

"I haven't done anything bad, why do you keep saying I'm bad? Be careful, if we really do something bad when we get inside, you'll know what 'bad' really means."

"You dare, be careful my gun goes off."

"Oh dear, I'm so scared, my heart is pounding, I'm so scared."

"Disgusting." Luo Li pushed me away, giggling, "All talk and no action."

"Are you giving me a hint?"

"Guess," Luo Li said with a sly smile, running across the road and into the town government compound on the other side. The police station was located inside the town government compound.

There were about twenty or thirty households living in the compound, roughly a hundred people, but only a handful worked there—only about twenty or so.

The compound was brightly lit, and most of the people coming and going knew Luo Li. I felt awkward getting too close to her. Luo Li's apartment was inside the police station, just a short walk away.

The quiet police station seemed like a completely different world from the outside.

I followed Luo Li to her apartment. It was a two-bedroom, one-living-room apartment. It was smaller than a standard two-bedroom, one-living-room apartment. Scanning the living room, it was small but had everything you needed: pots, pans, a gas cylinder, and other necessities.

The door next door was slightly ajar, the light was on, and someone was there.

"Who are you living with?" I asked with a slightly suggestive smile.

"Want to know? Go see?" Luo Li knew I was up to something again, so she kept a straight face and stared at me with a suggestive look, making me feel uneasy.

"Hehe." I chuckled, then said with a bitter face, "No wonder you could resist my temptation, so you have a lover."

"Get lost!" Luo Li kicked me angrily in the butt. "Be careful she kicks your thing off." I easily dodged her foot and chuckled, "Who kicks whom is still unknown."

"Who is it? Making such a racket, can't I get any sleep?" The door next door was flung open, and a sleepy-eyed, disheveled woman walked out.

"Good morning, Officer Han." It was none other than the beautiful policewoman I had met before, Han Yuzhu, the head of the police station.

"Oh, it's you. I thought it was someone else flirting with our Xiaoli here." Han Yuzhu rubbed her eyes and smiled ambiguously at Luo Li. "Girl, so you know how to bring men home now."

Luo Li blushed at her laughter. "Who brought a man home?"

"Hehe... still trying to deny it. Did you think I wasn't here today, so you... ah ha." I never expected this policewoman, who usually seemed so cold and aloof, to have such a funny side.

"You're full of filthy thoughts. Be careful, or I'll push him onto you." Luo Li blushed and secretly glanced at me. Seeing me staring at Han Yuzhu's chest, she couldn't help but curse me inwardly as a pervert.

"Tch, I don't want men." Han Yuzhu glanced at me disdainfully, but then noticed my eyes were fixed on her high, firm breasts. She said coldly, "Are they pretty?"

"Pretty..." I almost let slip, then quickly corrected myself, "Oh, what did you just say? You don't want men? What's wrong with men?"

"What's so good about men? They're all big perverts. They're like flies to a woman's breasts." Han Yuzhu said viciously.

"Hehe...you're right, some men are just like that. Like Tang Bohu when he saw Qiu Xiang, he was instantly smitten, then captivated, and willing to serve her as a servant. Yu Zhu, since I met you, I've been deeply attracted to you, willing to be your servant for life. If your clothes are dirty, I'll wash them for you; if you're hungry, I'll cook for you; if you're tired from staying up late, I'll sweep your bed; if you're cold, I'll warm your blankets; if you're afraid to sleep, I'll sleep with you, for life, for eternity, to cherish and protect you. Don't you like someone like me?" I'm so great, so shameless! To win a woman's heart, I can even say such spineless, nauseatingly cheesy things.

"Ugh—" The beautiful woman wasn't moved by my words; instead, she treated me like an object of disgust. But at least one thing I could see was that her attitude towards me wasn't as averse as before.

"What? Aren't my words sentimental enough?" I smiled at Luo Li.

"So sentimental, so incredibly sentimental." Luo Li shrugged, pushed open her bedroom door, and went inside. Han Yuzhu followed her in, turned back, and coldly said, "Mewy," before slamming the door shut from the inside, leaving me standing outside.

Chapter 84: Adorable Twins

"Hey, girl, what are you doing? Why are you leaving me out here? I've always been so devoted to you!" I called out twice at the door, but no one paid me any attention.

"You brat, I've never said so many mushy things to anyone before. You don't know what's good for you. I'll make sure you're completely under my control sooner or later." I thought fiercely, banging on the door twice. "If you don't open the door, I'm leaving."

"Fine, I'll leave. Who wants you?" That was Han Yuzhu's voice.

"What, are you afraid I'll eat you alive?" I persisted, knocking on the door again. "Luo Li, open the door, or I'm leaving."

"You dare! If you leave, I'll tell my sister." This girl actually used her sister to threaten me, but I wasn't afraid of her at all. "Your sister isn't my wife, why would I be afraid of her? Stop threatening me, open the door, or I'll kick it down." "

Oh, you've got some nerve, even daring to kick down a policeman's door. Do you want to spend some time in a dark room?" Han Yuzhu, this woman who was usually as cold and aloof as a snow lotus from the Tianshan Mountains, suddenly became a completely different person through the wooden board, much more cheerful and generous. It was truly strange.

"If liking someone kicking down a policeman's door is a mistake, then I'd gladly kick it dozens of times. Every time I crouch in the dark room waiting for you, it's an incredibly happy day. And the moment I see you waiting for me at the door will be the happiest moment of my life. Oh, baby!

Come on, open the door." I really didn't know I could be so cheesy.

"Ugh..."

"Ugh..."

Two sounds of vomiting came from inside the room. It seems my skills aren't up to par. I didn't become an idol to be admired; instead, I became an object of vomiting.

"You brat, if you don't open the door, let's see who can outlast whom. Or, if you two are lesbians, you can sleep together all night." I thought mischievously, casually looking around the living room. Seeing a refrigerator next to the stove, and having said so much and wasted so much breath, my mouth was really thirsty, so I went over and opened the refrigerator. The refrigerator was packed full of things—vegetables, fruits, meat, eggs, steamed buns, and the like filled two shelves. Luckily, there were four bottles of drinks behind the door. I grabbed a Coke, opened the cap, and gulped down two big mouthfuls. It was ice-cold and refreshing! "If you two don't come out, I'll destroy everything in your fridge!"

"You eat it, you'd better eat that piece of meat too. None of us want to eat it anyway," Luo Li said.

"That's right, if you're so capable, eat that piece of meat. It's been sitting there for two days, taking up space. If you destroy it, it'll free up space for us,"

Han Yuzhu said.

"No way! You two stupid women, why did you buy meat if you don't want to eat it? And so much! It must weigh three or four pounds!" I yelled.

"Who bought it? My mom bought it a couple of days ago," Han Yuzhu said.

"Your mother really has an eye for quality, she really knows how to pick it. There's almost no lean meat at all. I wonder which butcher she bought it from. Not only does the buyer know how to buy, but the seller knows how to sell too." Looking at that rather amazing piece of meat, I couldn't help but exclaim loudly.

"Giggle..."

"Giggle..."

The two girls inside the room were laughing so hard they couldn't stand up straight.

"What are you laughing at? Did I say something wrong?"

"No, no, keep going, giggle..."

"What are you laughing at? Are you sick?" I was puzzled, what was so funny?

"That's what we left over." Han Yuzhu's words revealed the truth. It turned out that Han Yuzhu's mother had come to visit her a few days ago and bought them seven or eight catties of pork. Seven or eight catties was a lot for the two girls, enough for them to eat for ten days or half a month. Who knew that when these two girls ate the pork, they only picked out the lean meat and left all the fat, which turned into this unrecognizable piece of fat.

"You two really know how to eat. Why didn't you render this fat into oil? It's taking up so much space here." I was extremely embarrassed.

"If you have time, help us refine it into oil."

"Why aren't you coming out? What are you doing inside?"

"Mind your own business."

"I don't care about you. If you don't come out, I'm really leaving."

"Go, get out of here."

"Heh heh, you think I'll just leave because you tell me to? You're not my wife, I'd lose face."

"Go to hell!" Suddenly, the door opened a crack, and a pillow, emitting a pungent fragrance, flew in. Then came Luo Li's laughing and scolding voice from inside, "You brat, why did you throw my pillow out?"

"Hey, have you two seen Yang Chenglin's idiot movie 'Tattoo'?"

"Yes, why?" Han Yuzhu had just answered when Luo Li quickly said, "Don't pay him any attention, that guy's definitely up to no good."

"Really? What's the big deal? 'Tattoo' is just about two girls falling in love." Han Yuzhu said, puzzled.

"Hehe, do you two have that kind of thing in common?" This beautiful policewoman is so cute.

"You bad guy."

"Go to hell!"

The two women blushed behind the door.

"Are you coming out or not? Leaving me all alone outside, how can you be so heartless?"

"I won't let you in, just to spite you."

"I'm magnanimous, I won't stoop to your level." Seeing that Han Yuzhu's door next door wasn't closed, I said, "Yuzhu, I've done a lot of work today and I'm a little tired. I need to borrow your room to rest." Seeing no movement from inside, I continued, "Wake me up later, don't let me sleep until dawn, it wouldn't be good if someone saw us."

"You big bad guy, you dare go?" The door suddenly opened, and Han Yuzhu finally couldn't resist coming out.

"I didn't go, look, I'm sitting here perfectly fine." I lay on the sofa, shrugged at her, and chuckled mischievously. Han Yuzhu took three steps at a time and walked up to me, pointing to the cup I had just grabbed from the refrigerator to pour my cola, "That's my cup, who told you to use it?" Her tone suddenly turned icy cold.

"This is your cup, this little bear is so cute." I chuckled, not intimidated by her coldness.

"Give it to me." She reached out for it.

I picked it up, shook it a couple of times, and put it to my lips. "I haven't finished drinking yet."

"You." Han Yuzhu pointed at me, her face as cold as ice. She wanted to get angry but didn't, she really couldn't do anything with me. She turned to Luo Li and shouted, "Luo Li, are you going to control the man you brought?"

Luo Li changed into a nightgown and leaned against the doorway, grinning, "This guy is too bad, I can't control him, you handle him."

"Really?" Han Yuzhu suddenly smiled strangely, making my heart suddenly chill.

"What do you want to do?" I leaned back on the sofa, staring at Han Yuzhu's sudden change. Would she really hit me? If she did, even though I've been fighting since I was a child, I'm probably no match for her, the female champion of the all-army competition.

"Nothing, I just feel your skin is a little itchy, I want to scratch it for you." Han Yuzhu rubbed her hands together, eager to try.

"I have three rules: first, I don't fight with women; second, I don't hit women; and third, I don't fight women on the floor. We fight in bed." Fighting a woman—if you win, you're accused of bullying her; if you lose, you're accused of being inferior. No man is wise enough to do that. Of course, I'm not stupid; I wouldn't be foolish enough to fight her.

"It's okay, we can do it in bed too." Han Yuzhu's smile was beautiful, breathtakingly beautiful, but why did that smile feel so terrifying to me?

"No way? This is possible?" I couldn't help but send Luo Li a pleading look, but the brat ignored me completely and kept yelling, "Solving the criminal is an honor for our police force, solving him is an honor for all women! Sisters, let's take him down!"

"This...this world, is there any justice? Women are riding on men's heads! I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore! I want to time travel, I want to time travel, to ancient times, to another world, not to be an emperor, but a prince!" I looked at Han Yuzhu's eyes with a fearful expression, but I felt no fear at all. I knew this girl wouldn't easily hit someone; after all, she was the head of the unit.

"Giggle..." Luo Li laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight, squatting at the door with tears streaming down her face. "

Stop talking nonsense, come on, let's go inside and fight on the bed." Han Yuzhu's smile became even more adorable as she left me behind and walked towards her room first.

No way? She really wants to fight me on the bed? This beauty is really something else. I just said it casually, and she actually took it seriously. Doesn't she know what "fighting in bed" means? I gave Luo Li a questioning look. This girl was still laughing. How come she didn't realize my predicament?

"What are you still standing there for? Come in quickly." My god, Han Yuzhu is actually unbuttoning her clothes in front of me! Wow, her fair neck is exposed.

"You're staring so intently, wanting to see more? Hurry up and go in. Scared?" Luo Li rolled her eyes at me, stood up, and walked towards Han Yuzhu's room next door. "

Beheading is just a matter of time, huh? I'm not scared. At most, she'll spar with me. Anyway, not a hair will be lost. What's there to be afraid of? Mice are afraid of cats, that's a rumor. What's so scary about a kitten? I'll muster my courage, knock the cat down, and completely overturn the lie from two years ago." No, no, that's that thief Rat Master's tune. I don't need his courage. "The wind howls, the Yi River is cold, the hero departs, never to return." I stood up with a righteous air and followed Luo Li towards Han Yuzhu's room.

Seeing me approach, Luo Li stood at the door and said sweetly, "Master, come in, Zhu'er is waiting inside for your favor."

"You brat, stop gossiping, or you'll regret it," came Han Yuzhu's laughing and scolding voice from inside. This woman is always more feminine when she's out of sight.

"Luo Li, what did you call me here for? It's not just this, is it?"

"Of course not, you'll find out soon enough."

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