[Urban] Drunken Laughter in the Countryside (The Grand Plan) Complete - 20

Chapter 85: Bedtime Skills

Pushing open the door, a refreshing fragrance wafted towards me. Before I could even sit down and take a deep breath, savoring the scent of this beautiful woman's boudoir, my shoulders were grabbed, and a fragrant body was thrust into my arms. Then, my chest was violently slammed, and I was lifted into the air and thrown out. With a whoosh, Han Yuzhu threw me over her shoulder, landing with a thud on the ground. Wait, it felt soft, like I wasn't on the ground. Was I really on the bed? Even so, such a powerful and fast over-the-shoulder throw almost made me faint.

"Cough cough, you brat, didn't even say hello." I complained, trying to get up, when a white figure leaped through the air, straddling me and gripping my neck tightly with both hands. She chuckled coldly, "Didn't you want to fight me in bed?" "

You brat, let go, cough cough, I'm choking you!" I grabbed Han Yuzhu's hands and looked at her. I saw she had changed into a white taekwondo uniform, her black belt tightly bound, with two prominent Roman numerals "8" embroidered on either end. A black belt is a symbol of taekwondo mastery, a testament to skill, and a symbol of honor and responsibility. Black belt ranks range from 1st to 9th dan. 1st to 3rd dan are for beginners, 4th to 6th dan are for advanced practitioners, and 7th to 9th dan are awarded only to those with high academic achievements and significant contributions to the development of taekwondo. A black belt holder of 1st dan or higher is eligible to participate in national competitions, and a black belt holder of 2nd dan or higher is eligible to participate in international competitions. After obtaining a black belt, a practitioner is qualified to coach taekwondo. Fourth Dan and above are called "Instructor," and fifth Dan and above are called "Master." Those with fourth Dan or above are qualified to apply for international coaching and refereeing qualifications, and are eligible to serve as dojo headmaster or head coach.

This girl is actually a Taekwondo prodigy, an eighth-dan black belt, a master-level figure, only a tiny bit away from the highest ninth Dan. And let's not forget, judging by her aura and power, she really does resemble a martial arts master. But…

“I’ll strangle you, I’ll strangle you, you scoundrel! You think you’re so tough? Come on, show me!” I felt Han Yuzhu’s hands tighten their grip, and I held her hands tighter. “That’s not fair,” I said. “A dignified 8th-dan Taekwondo master, suddenly attacking someone when they’re not looking—that’s really damaging to your reputation in the Taekwondo world. And as a beautiful policewoman with a good image in the public eye, I, as your brother, have the duty to supervise, so I advise you to maintain a good image in the police force and not use the skills you learned in the police force to bully an unarmed ordinary citizen like me.”

“Mind your own business! My room is my domain, and I’m in charge of all the rules,” Han Yuzhu said disdainfully. “Shut your stinking mouth. If you’re so capable, throw me off.”

“Are we really going to fight in bed?” The close contact, feeling the heat emanating from her round, fleshy buttocks against my lower abdomen, caused a certain part of my body to involuntarily harden. I quickly looked away from her bulging breasts.

"You have three principles you don't fight, right? Since you like fighting with women in bed, I'll show you how powerful women are in bed." Han Yuzhu even gave me a flirtatious wink as she said this, which infuriated me. This girl is so unpredictable, sometimes cold as ice, sometimes as beautiful as a peach blossom, sometimes as aloof as an iceberg, sometimes as passionate and alluring as fire. It's impossible to tell which one is the real her. I've never met such a fickle and unpredictable woman before; she's quite a challenge. If I could conquer her, it would be more satisfying than conquering a tiger.

"What the hell are you thinking about?" Han Yuzhu said coldly.

"How could I have shit in my head? My head is full of you." I still grinned.

"You!" Han Yuzhu angrily pressed her knees towards my chest.

Just then, a perfect opportunity arose. Taking advantage of her anger and agitation, I suddenly pushed off the bed with my legs, using my waist to lift her slender body, weighing less than 55 kilograms. If successful, I could definitely throw her off. But this woman clung to me like a leech, her firm breasts pressing against my chest. The fleshy sensation was so tingling that I almost couldn't breathe.

"Grandma, are you using a Taekwondo move?" I said helplessly. But with such a beautiful woman throwing herself into my arms, so fragrant and warm, why wouldn't I, a gentleman, enjoy it? Hehe, cough cough... it's just that my neck feels uncomfortable from being choked.

“Who says you have to use Taekwondo to fight? This is my newly invented bedroom combat technique. If you’re capable, try to break it; if not, surrender now and I’ll let you go.” Han Yuzhu was still straddling me, her smooth, jade-like face less than three inches from my lips. Her breath was fragrant and alluring, deeply tempting me and crossing my bottom line.

“What are you two doing? You’re really getting down to business in bed.” Luo Li, who had been outside for a while, came in after a while. Seeing the two of us in such an ambiguous state, she couldn’t help but tease us. Seeing Han Yuzhu’s fierce glare, she quickly laughed and said, “I won’t disturb you. I’ll go out first. You two continue, continue, hehe…” She was about to close the door and leave.

“You brat, you dare laugh at your sister? Are you itching for a beating? This bastard is no good. He talks about bedroom skills, but he can’t even defend himself. He’s a coward. He’s not even as good as my dog. At least the dog knows how to fight back.” Han Yuzhu said fiercely, but she couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

"So you think I'm less than a dog? Fine, watch out, you'll be moaning under me soon..." He suddenly kissed her hard on the cheek, so close to his face. While she was still reeling, he tightened his arms around her, his shoulders and waist exerting force, twisting her and flipping her onto the bed. But her momentary panic didn't completely defeat her. Her legs curled up, her knees pressed against his chest, her calves spread wide like a goat's, tightly wedged against his waist.

"Hey, don't kiss me!" Han Yuzhu's face flushed red, her heart filled with resentment. This scoundrel was shameless! How dare he kiss me without my permission? I'll tear him to pieces! No, nine pieces, ten pieces!

Han Yuzhu was quite bold today. Usually cold and aloof, she never gave men a kind look. Her male colleagues, let alone pursuing her, felt a chill just looking into her eyes. Few men dared to spar with her in the training grounds. Almost all young men fell silent when she appeared, afraid to step forward or challenge her. Although their embrace was incredibly sensual, the instant after contact, they would feel dizzy—not from the tingling sensation of stimulation, but from the shock of being jolted by the impact of the ground. Perhaps she had changed her ways today; she actually embraced a man for so long, right there on her bed, and she had personally brought him to bed, even chatting and flirting with him. This not only intrigued Luo Li, but even I found it hard to believe.

"What's wrong with a kiss? It won't hurt a hair, what's there to be afraid of?" I grinned and kissed her again, this time not on the cheek, but on her delicate, bright red lips. Han Yuzhu blushed, never expecting this man to be so shameless. Compared to the men she had met before, he was a completely different kind of villain, a disobedient villain.

"No!" Han Yuzhu forcefully pulled back her hands, which I had previously held in mid-air, and sealed my lips with hers just before they touched, shoving my face back hard. You little slut, aren't you afraid of shoving my neck?

"Didn't you want to see my skills in bed? This is just the beginning, and you dare not let me kiss you. It seems I have to let you experience the real deal." My left hand withdrew from under her body to cover her right hand, which was ravaging my face, while my right hand, as it withdrew, suddenly attacked her swollen breasts.

"Ah!" A soft cry escaped her lips as she quickly retreated to the side, her jade-like face flushed crimson, her hands covering her breasts, her heart pounding. "You're so shameless!" A few tears glistened beneath her beautiful eyelashes. At this moment, Luo Li took off her shoes and jumped onto the bed, pulling the astonished Han Yuzhu into her arms. She tapped my forehead with her finger, her eyes flashing with a mischievous smile. "You've gone too far! You've made our innocent Yuzhu cry. Hurry up and comfort her, or you'll be able to do it again later."

"You brat, how can you talk like that? Who told him..." Han Yuzhu's tears turned to laughter, and at this moment, her girlish charm truly shone through on her beautiful face. The pure, youthful scent was like a bottle of fine wine, aged for years, finally cracking open—a feeling that lingered endlessly. I felt as if I were truly intoxicated.

"What are you staring at? I'm talking to you! Didn't you see you made our director cry? Still looking? Your eyeballs are going to pop out!" Luo Li deliberately put on a fierce look, but the smile in her eyes made her fierceness extremely cute.

"Ahem, I couldn't help it. Our director is just too charming. I really couldn't resist. Just looking at him made my heart flutter, not to mention the warmth and fragrance in his arms. He's so beautiful, so tempting. Look, my nose is bleeding." She wiped her nose with a flourish, like Andy Lau in "The Dream Chaser," whipping up a flurry of yellow leaves while wiping Wu Qianlian's nosebleed—a touching and sentimental scene. She gave the two beauties a bright smile, "Handsome, right?"

Chapter 86: The Basement

"Shameless! Who's your director?" Han Yuzhu rolled her eyes at me, her cherry-red lips pouting so much they could hang an oil lamp. Luo Li grinned and put her arm around Han Yuzhu's shoulder, resting her head on it, and chimed in, "That's right, this is our director, not yours. Don't try to get close to her." Han Yuzhu was amused by her words and laughed, scolding, "You brat, you're not a good person either." "I'm innocent," Luo Li protested, "I've always been on your side." Han Yuzhu pinched her cute little nose a few times and laughed, "Come on."

"Girls, do you still want to see my skills in bed? If not, I'm leaving. It's dark outside, and if someone sees me, they'll wonder what I'm up to, and people will gossip." The allure of beautiful women is deadly. Although he had released a lot of the fire toxins in his body today, the strange male hormones could always make his blood boil a hundred times under certain circumstances. Even when his body was extremely tired, a certain part of his body could become as hard as steel.

"Don't worry, everything that happens here is absolutely top secret. Even if the two of us tear you apart, no one will know." Luo Li made a menacing, predatory gesture.

"Little girl, don't you want to experience how good your brother is in bed?" I smirked, glancing at her breasts, which were stretched taut by her clothes.

"Pervert, I'll gouge your eyes out." Luo Li mimicked Han Yuzhu, covering her chest with her hands. Han Yuzhu put on her icy demeanor again, disdainfully saying, "Surprisingly good in bed? That's just amateurish, half-baked skill, good enough to fool a few infatuated girls."

"Is that so?" I took a deep breath, suppressing my rising anger, my greedy gaze fixed on her ample breasts, which her hands couldn't fully cover. My expression was lewd as I said, "I wonder who was defeated by my attacks earlier..."

"That doesn't count, you cheated! It doesn't count, let's try again." She was stubborn as a mule. For a woman to compete with a man in bed is like throwing herself into the lion's den—a sure way to die. I wondered why this woman, who usually had a knack for solving cases, couldn't see things this way. Could it be that she really had her eye on me? Was my charm really that great? Perhaps this girl was like a wild horse, never ridden before, and once ridden by someone, she became docile and obedient. Maybe that was it.

"Want to compete in bed again?" This was something I really wanted and couldn't ask for more of. Why not?

“Of course. Best two out of three.” Han Yuzhu seemed oblivious to my intentions, or perhaps she hadn't thought much about it, or maybe she was just happy to do it, or... well, never mind, she was already lunging at me.

“Stop,” I paused.

“What are you doing?” Han Yuzhu's body, which had lunged forward, paused mid-air and then withdrew. Such a movement would be difficult to execute without perfect coordination of footwork, legwork, and waist strength, especially on this soft, almost weightless Simmons mattress. She truly lived up to her reputation as a master-level black belt, eighth dan. Had I underestimated her? I couldn't help but ask myself, could I really be her match? Although I had practiced martial arts for a few years before, including Southern Fist, Choy Li Fut, Northern Fist, Jeet Kune Do, Wing Chun, and especially Hung Gar and Chang Quan from the Shaolin Temple in Tagou, Henan, which I practiced from a young age, all of these were learned haphazardly. They were not only disorganized but also lacked any real source, and I didn't know whether they were useful or not.

"It's nothing serious, it's just that this bed is too small, it's a bit cramped." I stretched out my hands, making a helpless gesture.

"Oh, the space is too small. Okay, let's get a bigger one." Han Yuzhu smiled at Luo Li. Luo Li stood up, got off the bed, and pushed the wardrobe against the wall opposite the Simmons bed to the side. The wardrobe was pushed to the corner, revealing a doorway on the floor where the wardrobe had been. There was a basement.

Luo Li opened the door covering the basement entrance and walked down without thinking.

"Wait, don't rush down." I hurriedly called out.

Luo Li, who was walking down the ladder with half her body sticking out, looked up when I called out and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Girl, don't you know science? Before going down into the underground cave, you have to ventilate it first to let out the musty smell and carbon dioxide that have accumulated inside."

"Giggle..." Han Yuzhu laughed behind me.

"Girl, what are you laughing at? Am I wrong?" I turned around and glared at her, shutting her up.

"These are common sense facts that even a fool would know. But you can't speak without investigation. Don't interrupt if you haven't gone down to check." Han Yuzhu suddenly exclaimed "Huh?" and looked at Luo Li. "Xiao Li, what's wrong with you?"

She was right. I didn't argue with her and turned to look at Luo Li. She was blushing and looking down, fidgeting like a newlywed.

"What's wrong with her?" I asked Han Yuzhu.

"Are you shy? This girl has never been like this before." Han Yuzhu shook her head. "Girl, what's wrong with you?"

"No, no, nothing." Luo Li stammered, glancing at me furtively before quickly heading down to the basement.

"Why is she like this?" I wondered. Why was she suddenly shy? Wasn't she always so open? Was it because of what I said earlier? It wasn't really anything, was it? Or was it because of my unconscious concern? Ha, women are really strange. Even though I've had many different beautiful women, I still can't understand them all. Han Yuzhu is one, and Luo Li is another.

"I don't know, it must be your fault, you bad person." Han Yuzhu teased me, getting out of bed and heading down to the basement. Why is she blaming me? These two girls are really hard to understand. I shook my head helplessly, stood up, got out of bed, took off my shoes at the entrance to the tunnel, and went down the wooden stairs.

"So it's a training room. I thought it was a treasure trove." The basement is the sum of the three bedrooms and one living room above. Next to the stairs is a large cabinet, and Luo Li is opening it to take out two large Taekwondo uniforms. In the middle is a square training mat, about five meters wide and two inches thick. The entire basement is not only spacious and bright, but also doesn't feel stuffy at all. However, there isn't a single place with ventilation. This design must be the work of a master architect. I want to build a basement like this someday.

"Treasure? There's no such thing as a treasure trove. Stop arguing, there are clothes in the cabinet, change yourself." Han Yuzhu stood in the middle of the mat, swiftly delivering two front kicks, then a spinning back kick. These three consecutive kicks were fast and powerful; each kick could definitely send me flying. She's really a ruthless girl.

"Really want to compete?"

"Of course."

"Here, change." Luo Li shoved a taekwondo uniform into my hands. Her sudden shyness from before was gone, and her expression had returned to normal.

"What happened to you earlier? Are you alright?"

"I don't need your concern." I kindly offered my concern, only to be met with her irritated reply that she didn't need my concern. It was truly a case of biting the hand that feeds you. But being overly emotional has always been my weakness. Even though she didn't appreciate it, I still spoke to her with great feeling, "What's wrong with caring about you? Don't you want me to care about you?"

"Wear it or not, it's up to you." Luo Li didn't dare look into my affectionate eyes, muttered something under her breath, and turned back to the cabinet. That brat, throwing a tantrum. After searching around and not finding a place to change, I waved the uniform in my hand and called out to Han Yuzhu, who was warming up, "Hey, where do I change?"

"There's no place to change. You can find anywhere." True, usually it's just the two women practicing here; there's no need for a place to change.

"Whatever, how can I? You two are looking at

me, I'm scared." "Who's looking at you? Aren't you ashamed?"

"I'm ashamed, that's why I don't want you to look." "I

can't be bothered with you."

"I'll go upstairs to change."

"Whatever, hurry up, don't waste time."

Thump thump thump, I went up the stairs to Han Yuzhu's boudoir again, took off my outer garment, unfolded my Taoist uniform, and oh my god, it was so big and bulky, even bigger than the training uniform I was given during my university military training, which was several sizes too big. How am I supposed to put this on?

"Luo Li, come up and help me, I can't put this tattered uniform on properly." I called down.

"You're not an emperor, you don't need concubines to serve you when you put on clothes. Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get dressed and come down." Han Yuzhu laughed.

"No, it's just that I really can't put it on properly, Luo Li, come up and help me, this uniform is even harder to put on than the clothes of ancient emperors, Luo Li..."

"Luo Li, I'm calling you, hurry up and come up." Han Yuzhu teased Luo Li from below.

"I'm not going up." Luo Li blushed.

"Luo Li, Luo Li, come up quickly, Luo Li..."

"If you're not going, I'm going."

"Go if you want, don't go if you don't."

"Go on, you brat." Han Yuzhu lay down on the mat and laughed loudly. "Luo

Li, hurry up, it's almost 11 o'clock." I don't believe I can't call you up.

"Call, call, call my soul." Luo Li finally came up from down below.

"What unlucky things are you saying? You're not dead, why are you calling my soul? Hurry up and help me put on my clothes, quickly deal with that girl down there so I can leave." I threw the belt to her.

"Shameless." Luo Li suddenly turned her head.

"What now?" How am I shameless? Did I molest her? Looking down, I was sweating. Of course, I was thinking about changing clothes, and I took off all my clothes except for a pair of underwear covering my weapon.

Chapter 87: The Beautiful Flower

"Hehe," I laughed awkwardly, "What's the big deal? It's not like I'm showing anything. There are tons of pictures like this online. Hurry up, or I'll have to sleep here with you tonight."

"You rascal." Luo Li blushed and turned around, but her gaze kept avoiding a certain part of my body.

"Don't be shy. It's not like I'll lose any weight. It's okay to look. Besides, you girls will eventually understand men's bodies. This is just a learning experience."

"Shameless! All you know is sweet talk to deceive girls' feelings. Don't think you're so clever." Luo Li's ears turned red. She angrily threw her trousers on and said irritably, "Put them on. Do you think you're a supermodel? You look good naked."

"Am I that bad?" I sat on the edge of the bed, spread open the fat waistband of the trousers, and kicked my legs into the wide legs, smiling bitterly, "Look, this waist is bigger than two of mine."

"A living person isn't afraid of being choked by urine. Even if you haven't eaten pork, you've at least seen pigs walk, right? You're just a pretty face with no substance, all you do is sweet talk. I don't know how so many women are infatuated with you." Luo Li snatched the waistband from my hand and quickly tied it securely, then the belt of my shirt. She finished everything in less than thirty seconds, so she must be quite skilled in Taekwondo.

"Why are you being so rude, you're a girl?" Watching her stand in front of me, blushing as she adjusted my clothes, I couldn't help but feel a surge of excitement. My heart raced, my blood rushed, and I couldn't resist teasing her. "Are you upset because you see other women with me?"

"I'm not that cheap." Luo Li angrily finished tying my belt, tugged at my shirt, and suddenly shoved me. The sudden push caused me to lean back, my legs caught on the bed, and I fell backward. Of course, it's not impossible to stay upright at this level; I could just push myself up again. But this little girl not only humiliated me for so long, but she also dared to push me. It wouldn't be my style to let her suffer a little. Just as my body was about to fall backward, I suddenly reached out and grabbed Luo Li's belt, like a drowning person grasping at a straw, pulling her towards me.

"Ah!" Luo Li had pushed me away and quickly stepped back, not expecting me to react so quickly. I grabbed her fluttering black belt, and as my body fell onto the bed, her body pressed down on top of me.

"What are you doing?" Luo Li's cheeks were burning hot. She punched my chest and struggled repeatedly, saying, "Let go, let me get up."

"I won't let go, I won't let go." I put one arm around her shoulder and the other around her waist, holding her tightly in my arms, smiling as I looked at her lovely face.

"You scoundrel, let go of me, or I'll scream for mercy!"

"Go ahead and scream."

"You! Humph!"

"I knew you wouldn't scream."

"You're so sure."

"Of course. Don't you like me holding you like this?"

"No way! Let go of my stinking hands."

"You're lying! Didn't you hear how fast your heart was beating?"

"You!"

"That means you have feelings for me."

"You're shameless! You already have so many women, why are you bothering me?"

"How do you know I have many women?"

"Don't think I'm stupid. Anyone with eyes can see that none of those four at dinner were unrelated to you, right?"

"Hehe, the women I like are all extraordinary. You can tell that too."

"Hmph, don't assume everyone's on your level."

"So? Are you unhappy seeing them?"

"That's their business, it's none of my concern. I don't need to know, and I don't want to know."

"So, do you have feelings for me?"

"Yes."

"That's good enough. The most important thing for two people to be together is to have feelings."

"Yes, I do have feelings for you, and they feel disgusting."

"Really? I've noticed your body is reacting."

"What reaction?"

"When did you change your bra? Your nipples seem a bit hard, oh, they're as big as grapes."

"Ah, let me go, you scoundrel..."

Before she could finish the word "scoundrel," my warm lips sealed her cherry-red lips tightly. In an instant, a current surged through her, and through me. I kissed her passionately, with intense excitement. Luo Li's hands clung tightly to me, no longer struggling, letting my lips suckle her cherry lips, her breathing becoming heavy. Slowly, her small mouth opened slightly, and my tongue gently slipped in, swallowing the overflowing saliva. My tongue finally caught her smooth, fragrant tongue, lingering and sucking at each other's sweet saliva. When we could no longer breathe, our lips parted naturally. I rolled over and pinned her beneath me, my hand on her waist gently moving down to caress her round, pert buttocks. My other hand slipped through her open bodice, grasping her firm, elastic breasts through the thin fabric beneath. They felt wonderful to the touch, a testament to her good physique from regular exercise.

"What are you doing up there? Are you dressed yet? Why are you taking so long? Hurry up and get down!" Just as my burning lips were kissing Luo Li's beautiful face, tracing a path down her neck to explore her full breasts, Han Yuzhu's jarring shout came from the basement.

Lost in the embrace of male touch and caresses, Luo Li suddenly heard Han Yuzhu's voice. Startled, her chaotic mind instantly cleared, and with a sudden burst of strength, she pushed me away, her clothes disheveled, and ran out of Han Yuzhu's room. The door next door slammed shut; I guessed she'd gone into her room to clear her head.

"Coming!" I quickly called down, trying to calm myself, ease the tension and excitement, and cool my racing blood. Going down with a big erection wasn't what I wanted, even though it would be incredibly thrilling.

"What are you doing so slowly?" As I descended to the basement, Han Yuzhu rolled her eyes at me, looking at the stairs behind me. "Where's the girl? Why hasn't she come down?"

"She probably went back to her room for something, she'll be down in a bit." I shook my head, trying to banish the image of Luo Li's coquettish manner that kept flashing through my mind. "What,

you really want to compete?" "Isn't that obvious? We've already changed our clothes, there's no reason not to compete. Come on." Han Yuzhu held out her hand to me, casually adopting a stance that allowed for quick kicks in both defense and offense.

Taekwondo is an ancient folk martial art from East Asia, particularly the Korean Peninsula. It's a traditional Korean sport that utilizes hand and foot techniques for combat. Taekwondo is a unique martial art that was innovated and developed based on the introduction and absorption of traditional Chinese martial arts and Japanese karate. It has high practical value for self-defense and physical fitness. The name Taekwondo comes from the Korean words "Tae" (meaning kicking, a foot technique), symbolizing a fierce attack like a typhoon; "Kwon" (meaning punching, a hand technique); and "Do" (meaning the art of combat and a principle, also symbolizing the meaning of life and martial arts). As the name suggests, it refers to the art of combat using hands and legs.

Taekwondo doesn't emphasize fancy moves; all movements are centered on combat techniques, requiring speed, power, and effective strikes. Therefore, the simplest movements are also the most intimidating in Taekwondo. So when Han Yuzhu stood there, assuming the simplest stance, an unyielding and indomitable aura surged forth, sometimes as imposing as a mountain, sometimes as swaying as a lotus leaf in the wind, seemingly every point a weakness, yet also a trap, making it impossible to predict or find an opening.

"Do you have any protective gear?" I asked, looking into the open cabinet beside the stairs.

"What?"

"What if you kick my groin?" I instinctively covered my still-erect crotch.

"Nothing!" Han Yuzhu teased, "Don't worry, it won't hurt your livelihood."

"Whatever you say is better than a fart, you make me sound like a gigolo." I was utterly dumbfounded.

"You're not just a pretty boy, you're a lecherous slut." Han Yuzhu, seeing me rummaging through the cabinet, stopped and walked over, chuckling as she stood beside me. She whispered, "What were you and Xiaoli doing up there just now?"

"So gossipy, why don't you join the paparazzi?"

"Tch, fine, don't tell me then. Don't think I don't know."

"Trying to trick me into telling you? Maybe in your next

life." "Go away, you wicked womanizer, you'll have a next life, won't you?"

"Of course, maybe in your next life you'll be begging to marry me."

"Don't be so conceited. You think you're some kind of hot commodity, that every woman in the world can't live without you?"

"Of course! Don't you know who I am!" Leaning against the cabinet, I struck a cool pose.

"Ugh!" Han Yuzhu made a vomiting gesture. "Don't bother looking, there's no protective gear here, and we don't need it."

"What if you kick me?" The thought of being kicked there filled me with dread.

"You won't kick it, trust me." Han Yuzhu patted my shoulder with a rather manly air, but she was only a little taller than me, making the posture somewhat awkward.

"What if something happens?" Some things absolutely cannot tolerate any possibility of something happening.

"There won't be any possibility of something happening."

"Are you so sure?"

"Of course." Han Yuzhu seemed extremely confident in her footwork.

"We have to agree on this first. If you accidentally kick it there, you have to heal me."

"Okay—" Han Yuzhu actually agreed to even this request. Is this girl also a lovesick type?

"Really?" I didn't give up.

"Aren't you annoying? If you don't want to compete, fine, you coward." Han Yuzhu got angry and turned to walk towards the mat. "

Damn it, who's afraid of who? Come on, let's go." I bent one knee, leaped into the air, and landed at the other end of the mat, standing sideways, gesturing with my hand.

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