An excellent exchange between a female teacher and a student

A first-grade teacher was recently troubled by one of her students. The teacher asked, "What's wrong?" The student replied, "I'm too smart; first grade is too easy for me. I'm smarter than my sister, but she's in third grade. I think I should be in third grade too!" The teacher had had enough of him. So she took the student to the principal's office. She explained the student's situation to the principal. The principal suggested giving the student a test; if he answered any question incorrectly, he should stay in first grade. The teacher agreed. The student was called into the office, and the teacher explained the principal's meaning to him, and the student agreed. Principal: "3 times 3 equals (?)" Student: "9" Principal: "6 times 6 equals (?)" Student: "36" And so the principal asked many questions typical of third graders, and the student answered correctly each time. The principal then said to the student's teacher, "I think he can start third grade." The student's teacher said, "Let me ask him (a question)." The principal and the student agreed. Teacher: "What do cows have 4 of, but I only have 2?" Student: "Legs." Teacher: "What do you have in your pants but I have in my pants pockets?" (The principal found the student's questions strange; why was she asking these questions?) Student: "Pockets." Teacher: "What starts with 'c', ends with 't', has a lot of hair, is oval-shaped, and contains a captivating, milky-white liquid?" The principal's eyes widened, trying to stop the teacher from continuing, but the student answered, "Coconut." Teacher: "What goes in red and hard, and comes out soft and sticky?" Student: "Bubble gum." Teacher: "What job do men do standing up, women do sitting up, and dogs do on three legs?" Student: "Shaking hands." Teacher thought for a moment and said: "Now I'm going to ask you a 'Guess what I am' question, okay?" Student: "Okay!" Teacher: "You use a stick to prop me up, lift me up, and then prop me up. And I get wet before that." Student: "Tent." Teacher: "Fingers will go into me. You'll play with me when you're agitated. The best man always has me." Student: "Wedding ring." Teacher: "Things that have entered me vary in size. When I'm uncomfortable, I drip water. When you blow on me, you'll feel good." Student: "Nose." Teacher: "I have a hard rod. My head can be inserted into other things. Then, that thing will tremble all over." Student: "Arrow." Teacher: "What word starts with 'f', ends with 'k', and has a happy meaning?" Student: "Fire truck." The teacher finally finished asking questions. The principal breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his brow, and said, "Let's move on to fifth grade. I got all ten questions you asked wrong."...

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