Conditions for recruiting friends

After my little fairy's photos were posted, her popularity soared, and many friends added her.
After several discussions with her, she agreed to enjoy the fun of making friends, and listed her detailed criteria as follows:
1. Good-looking. Everyone appreciates beauty; I don't need someone as handsome as Pan An or Song Yu, but rather someone with a refined and elegant demeanor. You have the freedom to be lewd, and she has the right to choose.
2. Married, over 30 years old, and in good health. My little fairy herself is not very old, but she's not too interested in younger men. I requested to lower the age, but she refused. Please understand, gentlemen. My little fairy graduated from medical school; anyone with an infectious disease is out of the question!!
3. Mature, stable; honest, and generous. I used these advantages to successfully win her over. Friendship isn't about money, but someone who can't even afford a meal or a night's accommodation will be treated with utmost respect by my little fairy.
4. We're not pretentious or ladylike. Friendships are about satisfying desires and expressing human nature. If your skills are shallow, your abilities mediocre, and your tools outdated, I'll stand by and refuse you all. There are plenty of fish in the sea; no need to be fixated on that little vixen's pubic hair.
5. Locals preferred, easy and convenient. This little vixen isn't a stunning beauty, nor is she the most exquisite creature in the world. There's no need to travel thousands of miles for a one-night stand. There are countless beauties in China; it's really not worth it. I've secretly altered the imperial decree: Business travelers passing through may consider this.
6. My spouse and I both have legitimate jobs, with elderly parents and young children to support. We don't have the energy or free time to travel far and wide. We can't deliver to your door; please, no wasting each other's precious time.
7. Please see the contact information yourself. Based on my recent experience with adding friends, I hereby declare: (1) After adding friends, please send me a real photo. None of us are celebrities, high-ranking officials, or dignitaries, so there is no need to worry about spreading rumors or extortion. (2) Adding friends does not mean we have to chat all the time. Making friends and seeking pleasure is just a hobby. We need to have some free time, quiet time, and when we are really into it. I don't have the ability to be charming and resourceful, nor am I used to chatting with many people. Unless it is during a time of great pleasure in bed, I will be able to do whatever I want. You know what I mean.
8. QQ is for my wife. Please know how to win a woman's heart. Don't just start doing it right away. You have to take it slow with women. Enough with the small talk. I know the rules. We meet by chance, and we don't know each other by chance.

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