Green Hat Day: Fool's Day

This year's Qingming Festival was a bit special because it fell right after April Fool's Day.

At a cemetery, in a columbarium, my wife

, son, and I, along with my second and third uncles' families, paid our respects to our ancestors. Arriving at the ancestral hall where my grandparents and father's memorial tablets were placed, we found our place in the queue and together set up a small folding table, placing fruit, snacks, incense, and candles on it. My uncle and aunt offered incense and libations first, then it was my wife's and my generation's turn, followed by my cousins.

When my family of three reached the table to offer incense, my third aunt, who was helping out, suddenly exclaimed with delight, as if discovering something amazing: "Wow~ Qiqi (my three-year-old son) looks more and more like his grandfather! He's practically a carbon copy!"

My second aunt, standing next to her wiping sweat from her neck with a wet wipe, chimed in, "Uncle is so blessed! His grandson looks so much like him and is so well-behaved. If he knew this in the afterlife, he would be beaming with joy!"

Hearing what the two of them said, I couldn't help but look at the portrait on my father's memorial tablet and then at my son. The two of them really looked alike.

Suddenly, I remembered something I wanted to forget, but often thought about again. It happened on April Fool's Day last year.

That day, I wanted to play a trick on my wife. After getting up, I deliberately took out the box of 0.01mm condoms from the bedside table. My wife, who was changing clothes, said, "Honey, we only used one of these, there are two left. If we don't use them soon, they might expire. How about we use them all tonight?"

My wife turned her head to look at me and the box of condoms in front of the wardrobe mirror, pretending to look down on me, and said, "Use them all? Two! Two flowers blooming, so energetic! Is your battery enough?"

Of course, I couldn't say no, so I licked my lips lewdly and said, "Don't worry, I'll come twice, but I guarantee you, you slut, will come more than twice~ Hehe!"

That afternoon, around four o'clock, I WhatsApped my wife to say that I had to meet my boss for dinner and might have to go out for business dinner that night. My wife quickly replied with a disappointed emoji.

Haha~ I thought to myself, this time I can't fool you?

At 8 PM, I quietly returned home, silently opened the door, and walked to my bedroom door. I was prepared to rush to the bedside and pretend to break in and rape my wife to scare her, then we could have a thrilling role-playing session!

But guess what? I was doomed!

The door opened, the lights were on, and on the large bed, my wife's long hair was disheveled, she was completely naked, her smooth, milky white skin and the voluptuous body of a hot young mother were fully exposed. Seeing such a stunning naked woman, any normal man would be aroused, but what she was doing at that moment... made me lose my composure!

Because my wife was kneeling on the bed like a dog, her fleshy buttocks raised, and a man was straddling her like a male dog, holding her back tightly and vigorously thrusting his penis into her. Even without seeing the genitals, I knew from the scene that it was going smoothly, and very well-coordinated!

Who could have guessed that!

What I couldn't have guessed was that the person who was fucking my wife like a bitch was actually my nearly 68-year-old, obese father who wasn't in good health!

They were so engrossed in their actions that their senses seemed to be focused on their genitals. They didn't even have time to react to someone opening the door, so their physical interaction hadn't stopped, the slapping sounds hadn't stopped, and their panting, moaning, and groaning hadn't stopped. But their voices seemed to be deliberately kept low and concealed, as if they were afraid someone would hear that someone was doing *that* in the room!

Both of them were covered in sweat, their mouths emitting dense, alternating heavy and light breathing sounds. It seemed like they were almost at the end. I hadn't even started role-playing with my wife yet, and she was already playing the role of adulterer with someone else!

Finally, less than twenty seconds after I opened the door and stood still, the "cuckold" on the bed noticed me first. He was stunned, stopped moving, and seemed to freeze instantly.

But my wife didn't know, thinking that the "cuckold" was deliberately teasing her. She turned her head in a coquettish tone and said, "No~ don't stop, Dad, give it to me~ hurry up, fill it up~ I want~ my uterus to be full~ feel it, come on~ shoot it into me~"

But just as she noticed the cuckold's gaze, she finally realized that something was wrong. Then her expression became somewhat frightened, and her gaze slowly swept towards the door. When she saw me, my wife blurted out in astonishment, "Honey, you~ didn't you say you would be back very~ very late?" "Want to come?"

For some reason, I replied calmly yet helplessly, "Honey, it's April Fool's Day!"

My wife's eyes darted around, as if she understood something. Then, whether she was resigned to reality and just making up a story or hoping to convince me, she forced a smile and said, "Honey, it's April Fool's Day. If I told you that I found out that the condoms were a day past their expiration date and, thinking I shouldn't waste them, I had your dad use them, would you believe me?"

Looking at my dad, who was as pale as a wax figure, still holding my wife's plump buttocks with both hands, and their genitals pressed together,

I thought to myself: I wish I were the one being tricked, and that what I'm seeing isn't the truth!

Sigh~ A year has passed like this!

Recalling the absurdity of last year's scene, I quickly looked at my son and then at my father's portrait. They really looked like father and son!

I looked at my wife standing next to me without feeling emotional. She was dressed simply today, unlike her usual glamorous self. At this moment, she kept her head down, her shoulder-length hair obscuring her face, so I couldn't see her expression. I didn't know if she was afraid I would see her or afraid of seeing her "adulterer."

I picked up an incense stick and placed it in the incense burner, then looked at my father's portrait again. It seemed like my father had changed, becoming... as if he was afraid to look at me!

By the way, last year on April Fool's Day, after I discovered my father raping his wife, he suffered a sudden heart attack before he could even explain. He clutched his chest, crying out in pain, and slowly lay down on the bed. When the ambulance arrived, he was taken to the hospital,

but he died shortly after. Before the ambulance arrived, my wife and I immediately dressed my father. In that instant, I discovered that my father hadn't used the expired condom, and I also noticed that my wife already had a lot of semen seeping out. Obviously, before I saw them, my father had already...

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