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[Sex Education Consultation Program]
It was midnight, and a sex education program was playing on the radio.
A man asked: "My wife is biting my penis and won't let go all night. Will we get STDs?"
Female host: No. Sexually transmitted diseases are mainly transmitted through… and other routes.
A man asked: "If I ejaculate more than ten times in one night, will I die from exhaustion?"
Female host: No. Semen has a strong regenerative capacity…
A man said: "My wife insists that I ejaculate in her mouth, saying that semen is good for beauty. I can't refuse. What should I do?"
Female host: The main components of semen are... No matter how much you eat, it's useless.
A man asked: "When I ejaculate in my wife's mouth, I always fantasize about ejaculating in your mouth. Will my wife divorce me?"
Female host: ………………………@#$%^& (5 seconds later)
Female host: Due to equipment malfunction, this gentleman's call was interrupted. Let's take the call from the next friend.
[Three daughters enter the bridal chamber]
Three sisters got married on the same day. After seeing off their guests that evening, the couples went to their bridal chamber. The three sisters' mother, worried that her daughters were inexperienced in this kind of thing and it was their first time, feared something might go wrong, so she secretly climbed to the window to eavesdrop on any sounds.
When the old woman arrived at her eldest daughter's window, she heard crying coming from inside; then she went to her second daughter's window and heard loud laughter; finally, when she came to her youngest daughter's window, there was no sound at all. The old woman found this strange, and the next day she called her three daughters one by one and asked: "Why were you crying in your room last night?" The eldest daughter replied: "It was my first time! Of course I had to cry!"
The old man thought about it and agreed. He then asked his second daughter, "Why were you laughing so loudly in your room yesterday?" The second daughter replied, "I was so happy! I was so excited!"
The old man didn't think there was anything wrong, and then asked his youngest daughter: "You didn't make any sound yesterday, what happened?" The youngest daughter said: "You taught us that you can't make any sound when there's something in your mouth!"
I don't want to be a sanitary napkin in my next life.
A sanitary napkin said to her mother, "Mom, I'm so sad. I'll never be a sanitary napkin again in my next life!"
Her mother quickly comforted her, saying, "Silly girl, what's wrong? Sanitary napkins are fine, why don't you want to think about them anymore?"
The sanitary napkin, with a tearful voice, said, "We're not even as good as mosquitoes. Mosquitoes can suck blood their whole lives, many times, slowly enjoying it. We're different; we're used once and then thrown away. How sad."
Her mother said unhappily, "How can you compare us to those lower animals? We're very useful; we can even be used as insoles in winter."
The sanitary napkin shook its head and said, "Is that all it's good for?"
Her mother said, "Of course there are many other uses. For example, we can absorb water and save lives during a fire, and we can even be used to pay off debts when betting with your best friend. We're just blood-stained RMB!"
[Tang Bohu's Bet]
One day, someone said to Tang Bohu, "There is a woman behind the mountain. If you can handle her, I will admire you."
So Tang Bohu ran to the back mountain. It just so happened that it was raining that day. He found the woman's house, knocked on the door, and asked, "May I take shelter here from the rain?"
?????? "able."
"Can I take off my wet clothes now?"
?????? "Can."
"Could I have a gourd?"
?????? "Give."
Tang Bohu, seeing that it was getting late, asked the woman, "It's getting late, may I stay here for the night?"
?????? "Can"
The next day, Tang Bohu ran into the yard and plucked the fur off his pet.
In the afternoon, Tang Bohu was playing chess with that person when he suddenly heard a knock on the door.
Tang Bohu went to open the door, and she came in and started yelling, "Tang Bohu, yesterday you wanted shelter from the rain, and I let you; you wanted to take off your clothes, and I let you; you wanted a ladle, and I gave you one; you wanted to stay overnight, and I let you; but why did you pluck all the fur off my pet?" The man was stunned.

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