My Encounters with My Beautiful Colleague - Chapter 145: Unending Internal Strife

After Piliya finished speaking, her face flushed and her smile was radiant. She was extremely satisfied after humiliating me, and turned to leave.
Damn it, if I don't show my power, you'll think I'm a pushover.
thunderbolt……
Damn it, when I opened my mouth, I almost blurted out the whole "霹雳丫" (Pili Ya), and I quickly slammed on the brakes to take back the last "丫".
"Thunderbolt? What are you yelling 'Thunderbolt' for?" Wen Ping immediately turned around and asked me with a puzzled expression.
"Oh... I checked the weather forecast yesterday, and it said there would be thunderstorms today. I guess God's going to unleash a thunderbolt." I quickly came up with a clever excuse.
That's completely irrelevant. Why are you bringing up the weather forecast?
I'm talking about Thunderbolt, what else would I talk about if not the weather forecast?
boring.
Damn, this guy's started saying he's bored again. Fine, I'll make things interesting then. I'll unleash my sharp tongue and show him I'm not someone to be trifled with. Even though my bladder's bulging, I'm not going to pee. I'm going to have a good chatter with this idiot.
Wen Ping, what I was whispering about was discussing the professor's theory.
Discussions can take place after class. During class, just focus on listening attentively.
I can't listen to that; the professor's lectures are too outdated.
Oh dear, you little brat, so arrogant! He's a professor, after all.
What's wrong with professors? They're not necessarily right.
Oh? Then tell me where the professor's statement was incorrect.
I was secretly overjoyed. Damn it, you're the one who made me say it, not the other way around.
So I embellished and elaborated on everything I had thought of in class, attracting a few students who hadn't gone outside for their break to gather around.
When I got to the part about loyalty to the emperor and patriotism, Piliya was clearly uninterested. She listened with a frown and kept interrupting me, complaining that I was being long-winded.
But when I mentioned "Of the three unfilial acts, the greatest is to have no offspring," it clearly struck a chord with her. I seized the opportunity to vehemently defend Chinese women, making her eyes widen even more behind her glasses. At the climax of my speech, I abruptly stopped, leaving her wanting more.
Lu Dacong, you haven't finished speaking yet, please continue.
It's almost time for class, so I'll stop here, hehe.
She raised her delicate wrist to look at her watch and said, "Two minutes left, hurry up and finish what you have to say."
Don't rush me. I'm not a teacher. At least let me have a drink of water.
Actually, Lao Tzu wasn't; he just wanted to make her anxious. He picked up the cup, took several big gulps of water, smacked his lips, and then slowly finished explaining the rest of the story.
Pili Ya listened with rapt attention, clearly wanting more. Judging from her expression, her attitude towards Laozi had changed significantly.
Then class started again.
A short while later, I began to deeply regret it.
First, I regret not going to the toilet to pee. Second, I regret drinking those big gulps of water when I was pretending to be serious with Pili Ya. Now my bladder is extremely full and uncomfortable, but going to the toilet right after class starts would be embarrassing. There's no other way but to hold it in.
The first ten minutes or so are for junior ninja, then for chunin. The chunin time is short, and it quickly transitions to senior ninja.
Damn it, this kind of forbearance is not something you can just endure on a whim; I almost wet my pants several times. I had to focus all my energy on the word 'forbearance,' and I couldn't hear anything the teacher was saying at all.
The most urgent task is to exert maximum restraint, and restraint even more. If restraint doesn't work, then exert maximum effort to draw inward, and draw inward even more.
When I managed to force back the urge to urinate that was about to burst forth several times, the urge to urinate turned into infighting, and the infighting turned into chaos.
As soon as this internal turmoil started, a dull ache began in my lower abdomen. It started as a slight ache, then became more severe, and finally turned into excruciating pain. This excruciating pain from needing to urinate was different from ordinary abdominal pain. This excruciating pain came in waves, and when it struck, a large, hard lump would appear in my lower abdomen.
The professor giving this lecture was the same old, scrawny man, and the entire lecture consisted of nothing but classical Chinese phrases. After finishing explaining these phrases, he then tried to translate them into modern language; I doubt many people would actually understand.
I'm physically in the classroom but mentally in the bathroom; I can't concentrate on anything. All I want is for get out of class to end so I can go and resolve this horrific internal strife.
But the old man seemed to be going against me, rambling on and on.
At that moment, I not only had severe abdominal pain, but also a strong urge to poop. Damn it, holding in my pee made me poop too.
The old man's lesson isn't going to be finished anytime soon, so we can't wait any longer; any more waiting will only lead to bigger problems. The internal turmoil I felt earlier was just a raging flood, but now even the solid stuff is starting to try and take advantage of the situation. I need to get to the toilet as soon as possible and get rid of it completely.
What do I do if there's no toilet paper in the restroom? This time I was more prepared, so I tore a few sheets of paper from my notebook just in case. They're not perfect, but they'll do for now.
I got up and walked outside.
When Pili saw me get up and walk out, she deliberately coughed loudly. It was a warning to me to sit still and listen to the lesson, and not to move around.

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