The Righteous Man's Search for His Wife [Complete] - 5

Chapter Seventy-Five: Wu Zetian Appears!

"Splash—," the sound of splashing water rang out.

"Whoa, who splashed the water?" I sat up abruptly, rubbing my face several times before I could see clearly what was happening.

A humanoid ape with half-inch-long, fine white hair covering its face, dressed in animal skin, stood beside me. He held an empty wooden bowl, dripping water, staring blankly at me. When he saw me awake and speaking, he just stared at my face without moving.

"Whoa—," I screamed in fright, jumping up and assuming the starting stance of a martial arts move, nervously guarding against him, saying, "You… what do you want?" As soon as I said it, I regretted it. Talking to an ape was like casting pearls before swine.

"I… I wanted to feed you some water, but… I didn't expect…" A clear, melodious voice, like a nightingale's song, rang out, as if from beyond the heavens, reaching my ears. The ape was actually speaking human language, and even lowered its head shyly, like a wealthy young lady fidgeting.

"You...you can speak human language?" I stared in disbelief.

"Yes, the Queen Mother taught us sisters." The ape kept her head down, not daring to look at me.

"Queen Mother? Could she be the chieftain of the giant ape tribe?" I muttered to myself, then carefully examined her.

Clearly, she was female, no, female, no, a woman. A female ape who could speak human language should be considered a woman! (A large bead of sweat appeared on my forehead.)

She was about my height, about 1.75 meters, with a high chest, her top taut, a slender waist and wasp hips, long hairy legs, and straw sandals on her feet. Her exposed arms were covered with fine white down. It seemed she was a giant ape of the white tribe. But what was surprising was that she was different from the white ape I had seen before I fainted. How to put it? She looked more like a human. If you removed her white body hair, she was completely a woman.

Furthermore, judging from her face shape, she had the air of a beauty; perhaps she'd be a stunning beauty after removing her white hair!

Ah, before I fainted?

I finally remembered what happened before I fainted and asked urgently, "Did you see my wife?"

"Is she the woman who came with you?" She asked softly without looking up.

I was overjoyed and said, "Yes, it's the woman I was holding before I fainted. Do you know where she is?"

She nodded and said, "The Queen Mother instructed that when you wake up, she will take you to see her. After seeing her, you will know everything."

"Everything what?" I was clueless.

"Anyway, you'll know when you come with me to see the Queen Mother." The female ape lowered her head and walked outside.

I hurriedly followed. After all, she was my savior, and she had said she would tell me everything, so why shouldn't I go with her?

As I walked, I looked around at my surroundings.

This was a cave dwelling, with a torch every so often along the passage. However, it was obvious that this cave was naturally formed, completely unlike the exquisite cave dwellings of the Heartless Sect, appearing much rougher. The road surface was uneven, with occasional stones blocking the way, but thankfully they weren't large, and I could easily step over them.

"Um, this... this young lady, I haven't yet had the pleasure of asking your name." Out of politeness, I should at least know the name of my savior.

"My surname is Wu, and my given name is Mei, the 'sister'."

"Wu Mei? Charming!" I nodded and said, "Your name is truly wonderful."

"You flatter me, sir," Wu Mei replied, bowing her head. She seemed very shy and didn't dare to say a word to me. Since she didn't want to speak, I didn't press the matter further. We walked for a short while, and the light ahead grew brighter. Emerging from the passage, the view suddenly opened up.

Before me was a large cavern, brightly lit by torches. On either side stood a team of tall black and white apes guarding the entrance. At the far end of the cavern was a high platform with a large stone chair. Seated at the head of the chair was a noblewoman, who, despite wearing animal skins, exuded a regal aura.

Only when I reached ten meters away could I clearly see her face. She appeared to be around thirty years old, with an oval face, fair and delicate, with almond-shaped eyes and willow-leaf eyebrows. Her gaze was imposing, making it difficult to meet her eyes. Her slender hands rested gracefully on the armrests of the stone chair. She sat upright, her ample breasts high and firm, comparable to the voluptuous Yang Guifei.

"Who goes there? Why don't you kneel before me?" the woman shouted sternly.

Upon hearing this, I thought, "Even though you are my savior, you can't expect me to kneel!" I replied loudly, "A man's knees are worth gold; how can I kneel before you so easily? Besides, I, Xu Zhengqi, have never knelt before women, unless..."

"Unless what? You don't kneel before me? Aren't you afraid I'll punish you?" the beautiful woman said.

"I'm not afraid to tell you, you only kneel before your woman in my bed! You keep referring to yourself as 'I, the Emperor,' but throughout history, apart from Wu Zetian, no woman has ever dared to speak with such arrogance."

"Haha—" The beautiful woman burst into laughter, "I knew it, I knew it, I was destined for history. Eight hundred years, eight hundred years, and someone still remembers me! Haha—" "

What? Could it be... could it be that you... you are Wu Zetian?"

"That's right, I am the Holy and Divine Emperor Wu Zetian!" Wu Zetian stopped laughing and said, "I never thought that after eight hundred years, I would finally see a real man."

At this moment, Wu Zetian's eyes were filled with a hungry gaze, and how could I, who had seen countless women, not see it? I never expected that this old hag had lived for eight or nine hundred years, yet her face still looked like that of a woman in her thirties. Clearly, she possessed profound inner strength and the art of preserving her youth. But this wasn't the time to think about that. I hurriedly said, "I heard my wife is with you. May I ask her to come out and see you?"

Wu Zetian smiled slightly and said, "No rush, no rush. You haven't spoken to a man for hundreds of years. Chat with me for a while, and your time to meet will come."

It seemed she wanted to negotiate. I asked, "May I ask what Madam wants to know?"

Upon hearing this, Wu Zetian's expression changed. "What did you call me? Madam? I am no longer a Madam. If you don't want to call me Emperor, you can think of a title yourself. If you can't come up with one that satisfies me, you can forget about seeing your wife."

This Wu Zetian was truly extraordinary, with such a strange temper. I had no choice but to swallow my anger and said, "Miss..."

Wu Zetian interrupted me, "I've already had several children. Can I accept that title?"

I said again, "Young lady..."

"Am I that young?"

I tried to address her several times, but Wu Zetian rejected me each time. I was so angry that I dared not speak out. I had a strange thought in my mind: why not play a trick on her? Then he said, "My lady..."

Wu Zetian giggled, her cheeks flushed, her eyes filled with affection, and she just smiled at me without saying a word.

I was taken aback. This old witch Wu Zetian really was... I

didn't expect that my intention to tease her would backfire and I would be outmaneuvered by her. So I had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "What does my lady want to talk about? I will tell you everything I know."

"Since you call me 'wife,' then tell me about what happened after my death... my disappearance!"

I nodded and said, "Well, let's start from after your abdication. After Emperor Zhongzong died, Emperor Xuanzong succeeded him, ushering in the prosperous mid-Tang Dynasty, known as the 'Kaiyuan Prosperity.' However, in his later years, Emperor Xuanzong neglected state affairs due to his infatuation with Yang Guifei, leading to the 'An Lushan Rebellion.' The foundation of the Tang Dynasty was shaken, and it was destroyed by the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms within a century. After the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, the Song Dynasty came, lasting for four hundred years. Later, it was destroyed by the Mongol nomadic people of the grasslands, becoming the Yuan Dynasty. The Yuan Dynasty ruled for less than a hundred years before being destroyed by Zhu Wuzhang, the founding emperor of my Great Zhou Dynasty. Now, the sixteenth emperor, Emperor Wuzong Zhou Houzhao, is on the throne." (Xu Da probably knows a bit about history, but writing too much detail wouldn't be interesting for you readers. If you're interested, you should read a history book!)

I succinctly recounted some major events of the past eight hundred years, and Wu Zetian listened calmly, her face expressionless. Only when she heard of the fall of the Tang Dynasty did a trace of heartache appear on her face.

"Indeed, a man's empire is not secure. In just four hundred years, this mighty Tang Empire has fallen so short of capable men. What a pity, what a pity!" Wu Zetian sighed with deep sorrow.

"What else would you like to know, my lady?"

"Tell me about the current state of affairs in the world."

"The world is currently in the most chaotic period since the founding of our Great Zhou Dynasty. Emperor Zhou Houzhao neglects state affairs, building the Leopard Chamber and Xingxuan Prefecture outside the palace, spending his days indulging in wine and song, only knowing how to seek pleasure and ignoring state affairs. The government is controlled by the 'Eight Tigers,' who include civil and military officials, as well as eunuchs. The court is in chaos because of these people, the people are full of resentment, and the princes are outwardly friendly but inwardly at odds. In addition, Prince Ning rebelled not long ago and may be at war with the government army at present."

"Oh—" Wu Zetian's eyes flashed with a sharp light, then dimmed again.

"Our Great Zhou's borders are also filled with covetous eyes. To the west are the Mongols, to the north Russia, to the south the Bai Man, and to the east the Japanese pirates causing trouble. In short, we are beset by internal and external troubles!"

"So, you're a scholar who worries about the country and its people."

"Not at all, not at all. Your husband is a hereditary江湖 (jianghu) person. My father is a well-known figure in the jianghu."

Wu Zetian waved her hand and said, "I have no interest in your father. Your coming here is fate. From now on, you'll stay by my side."

"What? My wife, are you joking? How can your husband, at such a young age, wait to die in this godforsaken place?" I was extremely dissatisfied. They actually wanted to detain me? No way!

Wu Zetian saw through my thoughts and chuckled, "You want to get out? I want to too. I've wanted to for eight hundred years, but I still can't get out. Do you think you can get out of this Misty Forest just by relying on your strength?"

"Misty Forest? Is it really impossible to get out?" I said in disbelief.

"Very well. I'm in a good mood today, so I'll tell you some secrets." Wu Zetian leaned back, gesturing for her sister to bring me a wooden chair.

Once I was seated, Wu Zetian slowly began to speak:

"Although I was born into a wealthy family, I've known since childhood that if you want something, you have to fight for it yourself. Therefore, I studied literature and martial arts from a young age. It's laughable that the world only knows of my outstanding literary talent and strategic acumen, but they don't know that my martial arts are also exceptional. My father was a warrior, born into a military family, and his ability to become a founding hero of the Tang Dynasty was all thanks to the Heavenly Dragon Manual.

This manual was given to him by a Taoist priest whom my father unintentionally saved, and it's most suitable for men to practice. It's said that diligent practice can lead to longevity, and reaching its peak..." It could also shed one's mortal form and ascend to immortality. Alas, I am a woman, and despite practicing for over eight hundred years, ascension remains a distant dream.

After being forced to abdicate, I remained resentful, plotting to regain imperial power and reclaim the throne. Unfortunately, I was already over eighty years old then; while the Heavenly Dragon Technique could grant longevity, it could not grant immortality. Therefore, I relinquished my ambition for power and sought the path to immortality first.

One day, I dreamt of a fairy who told me of a sect called the Heartless Sect, which had existed for thousands of years, its various... All the sect leaders were immortal, their youth eternal. At the time, I had no one else to rely on, so I had to take matters into my own hands. I suppose with my martial arts skills, few in the world could rival me.

After searching the martial world for two years, I finally discovered a sect of assassins that seemed to be the Heartless Sect, whose members all wore black robes and iron masks. I tracked them to the valley, discovered the secret of the garden pond, and entered the captivating passage. Lost at the turn of the nine caves, I randomly entered one and found myself in this forest.

I intended to return, but little did I know that entering was easy, but leaving was difficult. Before the pond at the cave entrance was a Star Path Maze, an ancient and wondrous array used to trap people. Eight hundred years had passed, and I still hadn't deciphered its mysteries. I had no choice but to remain in this forest.

Later, I witnessed two groups of giant apes fighting. After subduing both groups of black and white apes, I could reign supreme in this cave. Later still, I ate a ginseng that had taken ten thousand years to form, greatly improving my internal energy cultivation and breaking through the limitations of human lifespan. Limited by death, I finally achieved immortality. But in this boring forest, there was no one to talk to.

Therefore, I had no choice but to mate with the White Ape King and the Black Ape King, hoping for a house full of children and grandchildren, but unexpectedly, they only had daughters, no sons. Enraged, I killed all my daughters, nearly wiping out the White and Black Apes.

Later, I focused on cultivating my skills for seven hundred years. A little over ten years ago, I had two daughters, Wu Jie and Wu Mei, one born to the Black Ape and the other to the White Ape. I painstakingly taught them to speak, write, and paint. But being born of apes, their bodies were covered in fine hair that couldn't be removed. Now, both are in their prime, sixteen years old, the age for marriage and children.

Although they look like apes, their hearts are completely human, just like mine. They have no interest in those bloodthirsty apes in the forest, refusing to marry even at the cost of their lives, leaving me helpless.

Now, after eight hundred years, it's finally time... "My two poor daughters saved your life in the forest a few days ago. At that time, you had just ingested the Fire-Treading Beast's supreme yang essence, and your yang energy couldn't be released. You could only refine the Fire-Treading Beast's supreme yang essence through yin-yang intercourse with a woman!

But where in this forest could you find a few normal women? So I had to let your wife mount you first, and then my two daughters. Unexpectedly, you are exceptionally gifted, even your penis is several times larger than ordinary people. In the end, I had to mount you myself, and we toiled for days and nights. I never imagined that even with my millennia of cultivation, you would still leave me unable to get out of bed…

I never imagined that after more than eight hundred years, I would truly experience the highest bliss of life.

My affairs are none of your concern, but my two princesses are virgins. Since you have their 'red pills,' you should marry them. From now on, you can marry and have children here, living a peaceful and prosperous life. Your worries about the outside world are useless."

Wu Zetian's words made my face turn pale and then red. No… I never imagined that I would have a relationship with her… with the first female emperor in history, and in such an intimate way…

My mind was in turmoil; the shock of the past few days had already been immense. My nerves, so fragile to begin with, were a mess. I was overwhelmed with mixed emotions, both joy and sorrow, utterly bewildered. I just stared blankly at Wu Zetian's stunningly beautiful face, speechless.

Seeing my silence, Wu Zetian, seemingly stunned, snapped, "You're so pathetic! Such a small thing is making such a fuss!"

I awkwardly replied, "So, no wonder you responded when I called you 'wife' earlier."

Wu Zetian smiled slightly, radiating beauty, and said, "Thank goodness, you haven't become too foolish."

I've seen countless women, but I've never seen anyone more open-minded than Wu Zetian. I've heard that people in the Tang Dynasty were quite open about sex and their clothing was rather daring; it seems that's true.

Wu Zetian spoke without restraint; anything that was considered inappropriate came out perfectly normal to her. But after all, we lived in different eras, and I still felt uneasy about her ultramodern views on sex.

Looking at Wu Mei standing to my left, she remained silent and motionless throughout, always keeping her head down, as if afraid I would see her face.

I thought to myself, after all, they were my saviors, even though she was half-ape, half-human. Besides, it seemed I hadn't suffered any loss; I just gained two more wives. And I also had a stunningly beautiful mother-in-law…

I nodded and said, “A drop of kindness deserves a spring of gratitude, let alone the two ladies who saved my life. Now that I'm to marry them, how could I possibly refuse?”

“Hmph, I'm telling you, you have to marry them whether you like it or not. If you marry my princesses, you'll have to treat them well, or else see how I deal with you!” Wu Zetian threatened.

“Mother-in-law, don’t exaggerate. I, Xu Zhengqi, am known for repaying kindness. Once I’m married, I will cherish my wife.”

“That’s more like it. I’ve met countless people, and you’re a man of your word. A gentleman’s promise is as good as his bond!”

"If I break this oath, may I be struck down by heaven and earth!"

Hearing my vow, Wu Mei trembled violently, her head bowing even lower.

"Alright, sister, Lan'er, come out quickly. You two can get married right in front of me!" Wu Zetian said, turning her head to the left.

I looked to the right and saw…

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Two people emerged from a cave on the right, supporting each other. A black-haired female ape-man, dressed exactly like Wu Mei, was helping the weak and delicate Lin Lan walk towards me.

"Lan'er, are you alright?" I rushed to Lin Lan and asked with concern.

"I'm fine, don't worry," Lin Lan said, blushing. "It's just that walking is still a little difficult…"

I chuckled twice. Wu Jie, standing to the side, glanced at me disdainfully and said, "Men are indeed no good. Mother Empress is right; men only know how to act innocent when they get an advantage."

I retorted, "Princess Wu? What did I do to offend you?"

Wu Jie said angrily, "Hmph, you still dare to talk back. If you hadn't gone to eat that Fire-Treading Beast's inner core, and Mother Empress had forced me to save you, would I have followed a good-for-nothing like you?"

Lin Lan advised from the side, "Alright, sister. You're his now; how can you speak to your husband like that?"

"Hmph, I've only slept with him once; we haven't even had a wedding ceremony," Wu Jie said disdainfully.

Wu Zetian and Wu Mei, standing to the side, watched us silently with smiles, as if we were watching a play.

I calmly replied, "Oh? Is that so? But your mother seemed to have mentioned when she called you out that you wanted to marry me. Hehe!" Upon hearing this

, Sister Wu rushed to Wu Zetian's side and pleaded, "Mother, no, I don't want to marry that brat!"

Wu Zetian shook her head helplessly and said, "Sister, you're not young anymore, why are you still acting like a child? Didn't you propose to marry him a few days ago?" "Mother

, but I've changed my mind today, I don't want to marry him anymore," Sister Wu persisted.

Just as Wu Zetian was about to speak, I interrupted her: "Perfect! If Sister Wu doesn't want to marry, I don't want to marry either! She's obviously a wild girl, nowhere near as gentle and well-mannered as Sister Wu."

Sister Wu, upon hearing this, jumped out and said, "Mother, I've changed my mind again! This princess is going to marry this brat! You don't want to marry me? I'll make you marry me anyway! Seeing you so upset is my greatest pleasure!"

Before I could retort, Wu Zetian spoke up: "Alright, alright, it's true what they say, enemies are destined to meet. Look at you two, arguing so fiercely on your first meeting. Since Sister Wu agrees, you two should get married now."

Sister Wu, seeing my sullen expression, smiled, revealing two rows of sinister, icy teeth on her black-haired face. I shuddered at the sight. Good heavens! I'm the first person in history to marry an ape! Having such a hot-tempered, argumentative person as me is going to be a nightmare.

As soon as Wu Zetian finished speaking, many female apes, some black and some white, emerged from the two caves behind her. Like servants, they carried flowers and herbs to dress up Lin Lan, Wu Jie, and Wu Mei.

The makeup for Lin Lan and me was simple: a flower wreath around our necks and a flower hat on our heads…

but for Wu Jie and Wu Mei, it was a bit more complicated. First, their fur was combed, then their nails were filed, and only then were the large red flower wreaths placed on them. Wu Mei kept her head down, her expression unreadable, neither happy nor angry. Wu Jie, on the other hand, was overjoyed, occasionally giving me a defiant look, smug as if her happiness was built on my suffering.

This wedding was truly unique; I even had to be the master of ceremonies myself. What could I do? We were the only five people in the entire forest who could speak human language…

“

To the bridal chamber—!” I shouted one last time, excitedly pulling Lin Lan towards the “bridal chamber.” Wu Zetian said hastily, "Wait, why is the newlywed so in such a hurry? It's still early. Why not stay and have some local specialty wine? I haven't been this happy in a long time. I want to get thoroughly drunk today. #￥%￥#￥#%##￥——" Wu Zetian rattled off a sentence, and soon the female apes came carrying stone jars.

As soon as we entered the cave hall, a wonderful fragrance wafted over, hitting our noses and mouths. "So fragrant—what is it?" I asked after closing my eyes and savoring the aroma.

"You'll know once you taste it," Wu Zetian smiled without answering.

I took a small sip, and an exquisite taste flowed between my nose and mouth. "Good wine!" I couldn't help but exclaim.

Wu Zetian chuckled and said, "You are truly fortunate. This is monkey wine that I have stored for over seven hundred years! Its pure and mellow taste is unmatched by any other wine in the world. It is no exaggeration to call it the king of wines."

Ever since I entered the world of martial arts, I have loved wine and have drunk many fine wines, but compared to this seven-hundred-year-old monkey wine, they are all just horse piss. I hadn't drunk any wine in a long time, and I was overjoyed. I exclaimed, "Exquisite wine! Exquisite wine indeed! Fine wine with a beautiful woman, perfect for our wedding night. If life were like this, all worries could be cast aside!" I pulled Lin Lan over and said, "My wife, please, let's have a drink of wine to celebrate our union."

Lin Lan pushed away the wine glass I offered, and said coquettishly, "We're not in the wedding night, why are we drinking wine together?"

I persisted, and Sister Wu chimed in, "You brat, this princess will drink with you. Look at you, your drinking capacity isn't much better."

I laughed and said, "Alright, alright, alright. Since my wife wants to challenge me, your husband will play along. Come on—fill it up!"

"Drink then, whoever passes out first is a coward!" Sister Wu picked up the wine and downed it in one gulp.

What followed was my drinking contest with Sister Wu. Sister Wu looked young, but her drinking capacity was truly impressive; she emptied her glass in no time. I was so frightened that I had to ask my mother-in-law for help. Wu Zetian not only didn't save me, but she also helped Sister Wu to torment me. What a wedding feast! The flirtatious and frivolous behavior during the feast goes without saying.

In short, by the end, all four women were disheveled and their hair in disarray. I, of course, drank the most, but thankfully the wine was just strong enough to prevent me from embarrassing myself on the spot.

Inside the bridal chamber, the fiery red light filled the entire stone cave. I lay sprawled on the stone bed, with the combative Sister Wu beside me. The shy Sister Wu and Lin Lan busied themselves taking care of us.

"Sister Lin, what should we do now?" Sister Wu whispered.

"What else can we do? Go to bed, of course," Lin Lan teased, feigning ignorance.

"Sister Lin, you…you go first," Sister Wu said, knowing Lin Lan was teasing her, and turned the tables on her.

Lin Lan whispered in her ear, "Alright, that's enough."

Wu Mei said shyly, "Sister Lin, I...I'm still a little scared. Last time...it hurt so much." She lowered her head again, almost touching her breasts.

Lin Lan didn't answer, slowly taking off her clothes...

In the red firelight, a pleasing female nude body added to the allure of the cave. Wu Mei stared dumbfounded at the naked Lin Lan, stammering, "Sister Lin, you...you're so...beautiful, Sister Lin, you're so beautiful!"

Lin Lan was a little embarrassed by Wu Mei's astonished gaze, covering her chest with one hand and her lower body with the other, scolding, "Sister, you're a woman too, what's so interesting about that?"

Upon hearing this, Wu Mei's expression immediately darkened, and she lowered her head without saying a word.

Lin Lan seemed to know why she was troubled, and gently stroked her hand, saying, "Sister, why be so sentimental? You're already my husband's woman. If he dares to treat you badly, see how I punish him."

Wu Mei said softly, "Sister Lin, I... I'm a half-ape, and I have such an unpleasant appearance... do you think he would still like me?"

Lin Lan said, "I haven't known my husband for very long, but I do know a little about his character." She paused and then said, "My husband is a womanizer. You've heard me tell you, he forced me to have my first time. Although he cares a lot about a woman's appearance, he also values our character. He said he truly fell in love with me the moment I tried to drown myself. He said I was a steadfast woman with the courage to commit suicide. That's why he fell in love with me."

Wu Mei said, " "But, after all, he was attracted to your looks first."

Lin Lan chuckled and said, "Sister, don't let your husband's tall and mighty appearance fool you. He's actually not even thirteen years old yet!"

Wu Mei was shocked and exclaimed, "What? How could my husband only be thirteen? Look how tall and strong he is, and how fast he runs! Our ape clan has always regarded him as a great hero!"

Lin Lan laughed and said, "Sister, let me tell you the whole story..."

Lin Lan's words revealed all my secrets, and finally, Wu Mei gave her summary report: My husband is a lecherous scoundrel. As

the two women were chatting happily, I, who was pretending to be asleep on the bed, suddenly hugged the two women.

The two women screamed and cursed in unison, "Lecherous scoundrel! Lecherous scoundrel!"

I didn't care about that. This time, refining the inner core of the Fire-Treading Beast greatly enhanced my desire. In the past, once a day might have been enough, but now it would take at least twice. The lust that had been suppressed by the monkey wine suddenly erupted, like the Yellow River, unstoppable.

He held down the naked Lin Lan, grabbed his spear, and mounted her, not caring whether the land was still arid or not.

Lin Lan cried out in pain, tears streaming down her face, "Husband, you're so big... be gentle... it hurts..."

Wu Mei seemed terrified, staring intently at our point of contact, as if recalling something horrifying.

At that moment, I was like a raging bull...

Chapter Seventy-Seven: It turns out that only 4P...

The storm was not enough to describe its ferocity. The wind whipped up waves, one after another crashing against the shore. The hard rocks on the shore, unchanging since ancient times, had endured the baptism of the waves year after year.

The waves were not inanimate objects; they were living spirits. Sometimes, at the request of the rocks, they gently lapped and caressed; sometimes, regardless of the rocks' life or death, they charged wave after wave, forcing the rocks to retreat step by step, utterly defeated!

Although it speaks of the relationship between the waves and the rocks, weren't we in the bridal chamber also waves and rocks?

Lin Lan was routed by my rapid and relentless assault, retreating a great distance before falling unconscious. Clearly, playing with a motionless rock would be far less enjoyable. I turned my attention to Wu Mei.

Last time, I was in a daze and had no idea what it felt like to be with this half-ape woman. Now I was perfectly lucid; men are always drawn to novelty, and this was certainly the case.

When I removed Wu Mei's clothes, she was too frightened to move, completely at my mercy.

For the first time, yes, the first time I'd seen a half-human naked body.

I was stunned, muttering, "White with a rosy tint, unlike any other."

Wu Mei's entire body was covered in half-inch-long white hair, smooth and delicate to the touch, completely unlike the prickly feel I'd imagined. From head to toe, there wasn't a single blemish; the snow-white hair was like a white mink coat draped over a beautiful woman. Bathed in the fiery red light, she truly appeared fair and rosy-white; such a sensual experience was unlike anything else.

As for her figure, she was a perfect 10. Her hands and feet were proportionally balanced, and due to her half-ape lineage, her tall stature didn't appear unattractive; rather, it made her look slender. My hands caressed her two pure white breasts, each a perfect handful; her waist was slender, her skin firm and elastic; her buttocks were high and rounded, a gentle flick of the finger creating a wave.

I was like a hunter, assessing the quality of my prey, touching and groping here and there. I mistook Wu Mei's forbearance and retreat for weakness and vulnerability. Lost in the throes of lust, I didn't see the glistening tears in Wu Mei's eyes.

I roared, scooped her up from behind, and carried her to the edge of the bed. Wu Mei's feet were on the ground, her hands supporting her on the bed, her body arched, her full, round buttocks raised. I roared again and entered her from behind...

Wu Mei's innate physique was much stronger than Lin Lan's, and with the Heavenly Dragon Technique, although it was only our second time making love, her skills were far inferior to Lin Lan's, whom I had thoroughly developed, but her stamina was far superior.

Lin Lan could only last a short while each time, but Wu Mei could last half an hour without giving up. Making love with a tall woman was truly comfortable; her body was always more moist. Wu Mei on the bed could be called a fierce warrior. No matter how fierce my attacks were, she gritted her teeth and endured it. Although I liked women who could withstand long battles, her silence diminished much of the thrill of conquest.

"Little sister, can you make a sound so your brother can hear it?" I pleaded.

Wu Mei blushed and tilted her head, saying, "I...I...don't...know."

"It's okay, you can learn if you don't know how," I coaxed gently.

"Then...then how...how should I moan?"

"Didn't your sister Lin demonstrate just now? Just imitate her moans." Sixteen years old seems to be a minor...

"Hmm..." Wu Mei started imitating Lin Lan's moans.

While she was enjoying herself, I suddenly increased the pressure, and Wu Mei couldn't help but scream, "Ah—"

What happened next was ideal. After Wu Mei's first satisfying moan, my onslaught never stopped, continuous and relentless, like waves crashing on the shore, or a typhoon raging. Wu Mei's moans grew louder and louder with each sound.

Even the drunken sister Wu was awakened by her shouts. She mumbled, "Sister...sister, why are you moaning so loudly? It's so noisy, I'm so sleepy, can't you moan a little quieter?" As she spoke, she rolled over, turned her back to us, covered her head with an animal hair blanket, and fell asleep again.

I was secretly furious and said, "You, Sister Wu, you talk back to me, you drink with me, and you complain when I'm doing my business? See how I deal with you!"

As I spoke, my movements on Sister Wu continued, my hands tearing off her animal skin clothing.

Sister Wu was probably drunk and didn't realize she was lying naked on my bed.

Strangely enough, she remained on her side the entire time. With another powerful thrust, Sister Wu reached her climax. The lingering bliss made her linger, and she fell asleep, continuing to enjoy herself in her dreams.

I hated Sister Wu, and without thinking twice, I straightened her body and thrust into her from behind…

I was a little cautious with her, because I suddenly wanted to experience what it was like to sleep a woman. Savoring the sensation of each thrust, I realized that Sister Wu seemed to have a rather thick skin; she was still sleeping like a log, only snoring softly, showing no signs of waking.

I was angry. I had worked so hard, and Sister Wu hadn't given me any reward, but instead slept like a log. Anger welled up inside me, and I suddenly increased the speed of my thrusts, like a pile driver, pounding into the depths of the hole, creating a torrent of water…

Sister Wu was finally awakened by my violent movements. She turned her head, yelled, “You lecherous scoundrel, you damned lecher, you brat, you bad bastard, pull it out!” Two hairy black hands kept pounding on my chest.

Although she had practiced the Heavenly Dragon Technique, her skill was ultimately limited. My body's resistance to blows had increased dramatically to two thousand jin thanks to the Fire-Treading Beast's Yang Inner Core. I didn't react at all to her fancy but ineffective punches and kicks, letting her beat and scold me—it was just a way to tickle my itch and cool down my burning desire. Suddenly,

Sister Wu flipped over and sat on top of me, in a man-on-top position.

She tried to get up, but my large hands held her slender waist firmly. She struggled, trying to pull herself off me with her legs, but it was all in vain; it only amplified the sexual allure, making it the perfect embodiment of the position.

"You little brat, weren't you eager to go against me?" I said provocatively. "If you've got the guts, let's see who's better in bed."

Hearing this, Sister Wu's competitive spirit flared up. "Who's afraid of who? I think you're just a silver-skinned fool. Watch this princess's prowess!"

Sister Wu's earlier reluctance vanished. Her hands changed from gripping to pressing, pressing down on either side of my body. She frowned, clenched her teeth, her buttocks rising and falling, her legs clamping tightly together, and began to move…

…

"What? Not enough? Want me to take over?" I teased, watching Sister Wu work hard, her brows covered in sweat.

"Hmph, this princess still has plenty of strength." Sister Wu persisted, stubbornly refusing to admit defeat. But her movements were getting slower and slower; how could that speed possibly satisfy my burning desire?

I straightened up, and the two of us switched positions. What followed was a frenzied thrusting…

I didn’t stop, teasing, “How about it, admit defeat?”

“Hmm… Hmph,” Sister Wu gritted her teeth, “You brat, don’t be so smug. This princess drank too much beforehand, my hands and feet are weak, I can’t use my strength!”

“Oh, really? But I saw you enjoying it just now.”

“Hmph, what a joke, it… it… it hurts like hell.”

“Oh, really?” I smiled and suddenly moved.

“Ah—” Sister Wu let out a seductive moan, her eyes filled with satisfaction. “You brat, if you have the guts… fuck me to death.”

I knew perfectly well that this was her provocation. Seeing her incredibly enjoying herself, I was also very happy. This wild horse had been conquered.

That night, I was like a tireless machine, moving non-stop. The three women were exhausted by me, each of their three holes was enjoyed by me. Although I was physically satisfied, I still had a little regret. I heard from Wu Zetian that she also participated in the great undertaking to save me.

I truly have no regrets about being unconscious back then; if only I had been conscious!

Historical records state that Wu Zetian was a harlot, having three thousand male lovers, and she was already in her seventies or eighties at the time. I imagine she hadn't yet consumed the ancient ginseng, and her appearance was still that of an old woman.

Unexpectedly, eight hundred years later, she has rejuvenated, appearing to be only in her thirties. Who would imagine she was a thousand-year-old witch? The thought of having such intimate contact with such a "celebrity" excites me immensely. To be able to pin such a woman of unparalleled fame and beauty beneath me, to make her moan beneath me, still stirs my desire.

Frankly speaking, in terms of appearance alone, Wu Zetian is easily among the Four Beauties of ancient China; her foxy charm and wanton manner alone are comparable to Diao Chan. Unfortunately, Diao Chan and the others have been dead for thousands of years. Although their bodies are preserved through ice coffins and the yin energy of the earth, they are still no match for Wu Zetian, who is alive and well before you.

I wonder how this harlot spent her night. Does she still want to find a giant ape to satisfy her physical desires?

Lying among the three women, my mind was in turmoil, and I couldn't fall asleep for a long time. Thinking of Wu Zetian, I wanted to see what she was doing. A desire for more lust urged me to get up, put on my clothes, and leave the bridal chamber…

Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Perverted Wu Zetian (Part 1)

Fortunately, the passage outside the bridal chamber had no forks, and soon I arrived at the main hall where we had been. Perhaps it was late at night, but there was no one in the hall, only the crackling of torches.

I vaguely remembered that Wu Zetian's "bedroom" was in the passage behind the stone chairs in the main hall, so I found the way and slipped inside.

When I entered Wu Zetian's bedchamber, what I saw left me speechless. A poem testifies:

Tiger skins for carpets, sable for bedding. Peacock feathers for flowers, no enjoyment surpasses hers.

Though I'm new to the world, I know the value of tiger and sable skins. But I've never seen anyone use a dozen or so white tiger skins for a carpet. The stone bed was covered with a thick layer of sable fur, particularly eye-catching in the firelight. The hard stone walls of the cave were inlaid with bright red peacock feathers by someone with profound inner strength. You know, a peacock only has one feather on its head, so how many peacocks must have made up this cave!

I'm not an environmentalist, because I'm currently in the glorious Zhou Dynasty.

Good heavens! Wu Zetian was truly a woman accustomed to being an emperor. After disappearing from the world for eight hundred years, she still lives so lavishly in this place where humans have vanished. It truly proves the saying, "It's easier to change mountains and rivers than to change one's nature!" Once you're used to enjoyment, you can't endure hardship.

Stunned by the cave's "magnificent" facilities, I completely forgot the most important thing—where was Wu Zetian?

"My dear son-in-law, do you know that trespassing into my palace is a crime punishable by the extermination of nine generations of your family?" Wu Zetian appeared out of nowhere, standing behind me, her alluring yet subtly threatening words flowing slowly from her cherry-red lips.

"Mother-in-law, why didn't you let me know you were coming out? You startled me!" I patted my chest, feigning surprise to hide my embarrassment.

"Oh, my dear son-in-law, you have so little courage?" Wu Zetian moved closer to me, her small, white, jade-like hand gently stroking my chest, saying, "Good boy, don't be afraid. With me here, no one can bully you."

I was both amused and exasperated. Wasn't she the one who was bullying me? Of course, I dared not say it aloud. I always felt a deep fear of this ancient witch who had lived for thousands of years. Since Li Xiaoyao could become an immortal, it proved that immortals, demons, and monsters existed in this world. Wu Zetian cultivated for over a thousand years but still failed to ascend to immortality. What does this signify?

Aside from issues with her cultivation methods, there's also the matter of her mindset.

Those who aspire to immortality must be free of worldly attachments, having no lingering desires for anything in the mortal realm. As the saying goes, "Seeing through the illusions of the world leads to enlightenment.

" Wu Zetian's failure to ascend must have stemmed from lingering attachments. Although I had little contact with her, her constant use of the term "朕" (zhen, meaning "I, the imperial censor") reveals her yearning for imperial power. She dedicated her life to this ethereal forest; what was the purpose of her eight hundred years of cultivation to become immortal? Was it simply the hope of one day rising again and reclaiming the throne?

Thinking this way, the allure of her jade-like hand caressing my chest seems utterly insignificant. It's truly strange; the touch of her hand instantly extinguished all lust within me. No wonder there are so many impotent men in this world; the power of psychology cannot be underestimated!

If coming to her bedchamber was a continuation of my insatiable desires after getting drunk, then now that I'm sober, I have to do some good work.

"Mother-in-law..."

"What mother-in-law? Didn't you call me 'wife' in the hall during the day?" Wu Zetian's arms were already wrapped around the back of my head, her 1.6-meter-tall, devilish figure clinging softly to me.

"Alright, wife, but isn't this a bit inappropriate?" I said awkwardly.

"What's wrong with that? Why would you come to my bedchamber in the dead of night, just to rekindle our past relationship?" Wu Zetian seductively swayed her body, her large breasts rubbing against my chest, her lower body pressed against my waist, as if trying to ignite my burning desire.

"...maybe...maybe we shouldn't...after all, you're still my sister Wu's mother!" I tried to persuade her.

"I'm already yours, how can you be so heartless as to abandon me?" Wu Zetian was somewhat displeased.

"No...no, I'm just a little tired tonight, I want to rest properly, how about tomorrow?"

"Hmph—" Wu Zetian shoved me, making me stumble and almost fall. She said, "You ungrateful wretch! I've given you face, don't be so shameless. You men are all the same, always pretending to be righteous. I heard from that little lady Lin Lan that you're nothing but a lecherous thief, I thought you came here to do my bidding. A man like you, with just a wave of my hand, who in this world wouldn't want to sleep with me?

Asking you to do my bidding is already doing you a favor. You should know that I am an unprecedented and unparalleled empress, back in the day, who in this world wasn't under my control? I could kill whomever I wanted, and befriend whomever I wanted. Today you've angered me, since you won't listen to reason, then I'll let you taste my methods."

Before she finished speaking, and without waiting for a reply, Wu Zetian pointed a finger in the air, a wisp of wind from her finger striking my pressure point, rendering me completely immobile. Thinking about it, her skill was truly terrifying; my resistance of two thousand pounds was completely useless against her.

"My lady, what are you doing? You were perfectly fine just now! Release my pressure points, stop messing around!"

"What am I doing? Hehe—what do you think I'm going to do?"

Wu Zetian threw me onto the bed. A gentle breeze swept by, and two naked figures fell onto the sable couch...

Wu Zetian straddled my waist, her full buttocks sitting on my treasure, but not letting it in, only gently clamping it with her buttocks. Her warm private parts pressed against my lower abdomen, arousing my still-burning desire.

"Didn't you say you didn't want it? How come your naughty little brother is standing up again?" Wu Zetian's hands kept stroking the firm and well-proportioned muscles of my upper body.

I was enjoying her service when suddenly a burning pain shot through my chest. "Men are just shameless, I'll teach you to be shameless!" Wu Zetian frantically used her slender finger to draw a long gash on my chest, and bright red blood slowly oozed out like a small spring.

"You... what are you doing?" I asked angrily.

"Hehe—, what's wrong? My good concubine, don't you like her?" Wu Zetian's smile changed, and she said, "Alright, I'll add some more spice for you." As she spoke, another burning sensation appeared on her chest, and another shocking scratch mark appeared.

"You pervert, what are you doing?" Even a saint would get angry in this situation, and I cursed furiously.

"What? You...you lowly commoner, dare to curse me? Fine, fine, fine, I'll let you curse, I'll let you curse..." Wu Zetian was acting crazy, her ten slender fingers playing beautiful musical notes on my chest and abdomen like a pipa. That wasn't all. Wu Zetian lowered her head, and a small, delicate tongue emerged from her small mouth, as agile as a snake hunting its prey, greedily licking my blood essence.

Chapter Seventy-Nine: The Perverted Wu Zetian (Part Two)

Heaven and Hell, Beauty and Blood!

Two extremes, two sensations, were tasted by a living man on a stone bed in an unnamed cave deep in the misty forest. The feeling was indescribable. It was bittersweet, fragrant yet spicy, like being in water yet also in fire. When enjoyment turned torment, joy to pain, even the most beautiful woman lost all appeal to me.

"Wu Zetian, you pervert! Are you human or demon?" I roared in anguish.

Wu Zetian, showing mercy, pressed her pretty face against my chest, her alluring eyes glancing sideways at my handsome face, and said, "So what if I'm human? So what if I'm a demon? No matter what, you're now meat on my chopping block. I can do whatever I want to you."

"You—," I was so angry I couldn't utter a word. The situation was against me, and I was helpless.

Since force didn't work, I'd try a softer approach. I, Xu Zhengqi, am no saint; I shouldn't suffer this inexplicable torment.

"My dear wife, didn't you want to consummate our marriage? I agree, okay? Release my pressure points, then we can share the pleasures of life, won't we?"

"Hmph—you men are truly shameless. I tried to persuade you earlier, offering yourself up, but you refused. Now that I've forced you into this, you're begging me. Hahaha—" Wu Zetian laughed heartily, completely disregarding all men.

I awkwardly said, "My wife, you can't say that. Mutual affection is what allows men and women to experience the highest pleasure, isn't it?"

"Then wouldn't we be considered mutually in love now?" Wu Zetian asked with a smile.

“Uh—” I said without hesitation, “Of course, of course. Just don’t treat me like that again, my wife.”

Wu Zetian gently touched my wound and said softly, “My dear son-in-law, you don’t know, a beating is a sign of affection, a scolding is a sign of love. The way I treated you just now was merely my way of expressing my love for you.”

I thought to myself, you wretch, if this is love, I’d rather have a tiger to make love to! Although tigers have sharp claws, I still have the ability to kill them, but you…

I stammered, “No, my wife, I know you love it. But this way is really too harmful to my body.”

Wu Zetian didn’t seem to care and said, “It’s alright, as long as it doesn’t hurt your heart!”

I was speechless, no matter how eloquent I was, I had nothing to say at this moment. Does hurting my body mean hurting my heart?

Wu Zetian laughed again, saying, "My lord, my main course hasn't even started yet; these are just appetizers."

Upon hearing this, a chill ran down my spine, despite my immobilized body. Could Wu Zetian be… could she be… a sadist? I'd heard Gong Yuelan mention the "Nine Demons" who wreaked havoc on the martial arts world over twenty years ago, one of whom was called "The Cruel Demon."

It was said that this "Cruel Demon" had a peculiar habit: when he captured righteous people, he wouldn't kill them. But regardless of gender, they would be tortured to the point of insanity by his perverse methods.

The victims' bodies, except for their heads and faces, were covered in wounds, a gruesome sight that brought tears to the eyes and saddened the ears. Some victims even became so mentally unstable that they couldn't find peace without self-torture. People in the martial arts world trembled at the mere mention of "Cruel Demon." Furthermore, because the "Cruel Demon" possessed exceptional martial arts skills and profound demonic power, his "Cruel School Qi Gong" further enhanced his mastery of the art by inflicting more pain on his victims, making him someone no one in the martial arts world dared to provoke!

Back then, when I heard Gong Yuelan talk about "abuse," I was too young and inexperienced to understand. Now, however, I've personally experienced the pain of being abused. I thought to myself, "This world is truly a place where all sorts of birds can be found! And there are

plenty of perverted birds too! Right here in front of me is one.

" As soon as Wu Zetian finished speaking, she magically produced several ropes and bound my hands and feet tightly to the bed. She said, "I'll release your pressure points now, but don't try to break them. These are strong ropes made of a hundred-year-old wild ox sinew; the more you struggle, the tighter they bind you."

After saying that, Wu Zetian used her fingers to release my pressure points and said, "You can try if you don't believe me." She looked at me with a smile.

"No need, my wife. Do you think your husband wouldn't believe what you say?"

"Alright then, take this—" Wu Zetian suddenly flew backward and stood in front of the bed, a wild ox sinew rope appearing in her hand, and with a swish, lashed out at me with a whip.

"Ah—" I cried out in surprise at this sudden turn of events, shouting angrily, "You perverted freak, you thousand-year-old witch..."

Wu Zetian laughed and said, "Well said, well said, I'll let you curse... I'll let you curse..." *Swish—swish—*

The whip flashed repeatedly, its shadow barely visible, leaving me with torn and bleeding skin. What followed is best left unsaid: burning, salting, watering, dripping wax, plucking hairs... all sorts of perverse methods were inflicted upon me by this sadist, Wu Zetian. My poor body, barely recovered, was subjected to such severe damage again. Fortunately, however, she wasn't completely hopeless; at least my little brother didn't receive such "high-class" treatment.

Each scream made Wu Zetian's eyes gleam with excitement, and she licked every drop of blood clean...

"You perverted bastard, don't fall into my hands, or I, Xu Zhengqi, will definitely fuck you to death, you slut."

Upon hearing this, Wu Zetian became even more excited: "What? You want to fuck me to death? Hehe—I've slept with at least eight hundred men in the past eight hundred years. If you really have the ability to fuck me to death, I'd be more than happy to!"

I cursed: "You really are a pervert."

Wu Zetian waved her slender hand, and the tendon in my hand snapped easily. She floated and half-reclined on the bed, saying: "My good son-in-law, come on, come and take revenge!"

My anger surged to my head. Ignoring my seriously injured body, I pounced on her and roared: "Slut, today I'll let you taste my power." Without further ado, whether she was dry or wet, my little brother charged forward. When the city gates were at hand, without sounding the retreat, I charged straight into the city.

There was no semblance of resistance in the city, and it was quickly overrun by the army of my little brother. I had intended to give her a taste of her power, but instead, the city was flooded and drenched. My army charged left and right, but instead of defeating her, they suffered total annihilation.

Having seen countless women, I finally met my match. In terms of skill and depth, we were evenly matched; I had a move called "Poisonous Dragon Emerging from the Sea," and she countered with two moves: "The Sea Embracing All Rivers." The battle raged on, both sides fiercely competitive, meeting force with force. Wu Zetian countered every move, showing no regard for me. But

how could I, with my undefeated record, allow her to break it? Relying on my Nine Heavens Conquering Technique and my vast experience, I launched another fierce offensive.

Wu Zetian was no pushover either; at her age, she was old enough to be my great-great ... As the saying goes, the new generation replaces the old. Even established brands can't compete with the momentum of new ones.

However, it's clear that Wu Zetian also possesses a secret art of pleasure, evident even in the narrowness of the city's alleyways…

Finally… the battle ended…

Perhaps it was because I had fought several battles beforehand, perhaps it was because I had just been severely beaten by Wu Zetian, perhaps…

In short, I was defeated.

Yes, the invincible me was defeated; yes, the unbeatable me in bed was defeated.

But I refused to accept it, trying to cover up my defeat with various excuses.

After listening to my explanations for a long time, Wu Zetian only said one thing: "Come again next time!"

Then, she kicked me off the bed, saying, "Only when you can defeat me can you sleep in my bed. My bed is not for the disabled."

I groaned and slunk away.

…

The next few days were much quieter. I moved freely among Lin Lan, Sister Wu, and Sister Wu, enjoying myself immensely, and my marriage was very happy. But whenever I encountered Wu Zetian, I always felt that her disdainful gaze made me unable to lift my head.

Privately, I assessed our strength. I concluded that with my dantian destroyed and unable to use internal energy, I was no match for Wu Zetian, who possessed the cultivation of a thousand generations, in bed. As for our first time together, it was entirely thanks to the Fire-Treading Beast's supreme yang inner core.

In short, I dared not speak my anger to her; I was no match for her strength, and I had no confidence to say anything.

Add to that her terrifying "torture" skills, and I would avoid her at all costs. Wu Zetian, on the other hand, seemed to be playing with me like a cat playing with a mouse, always teasing and making fun of me in front of the three women. I was like a ball in her hands, kicked around and played with.

It was humiliating,

so humiliating. Of course, I had no choice but to swallow my pride. However, these past few days weren't entirely wasted. I finally learned a little about the giant apes under Wu Zetian's command.

The giant apes were divided into two clans: the white ape clan and the black ape clan. These two ape tribes, each numbering in the thousands, are considered the two largest animal species in this Misty Forest. Unfortunately, for thousands of years, the black and white ape tribes have been in a state of hostility, with constant conflict and deepening hatred. Finally, eight hundred years ago, the first forest war of the Misty Forest erupted.

Both sides sent their strongest, tallest, and most courageous male apes to fight. At this moment, Wu Zetian descended from the sky, using her unparalleled martial arts to subdue both giant ape warriors. She was ultimately regarded by the giant apes as a savior sent by heaven to save their tribe and was revered as their common leader. From then on, the giant apes submitted to Wu Zetian, obeying her every command. Even when Wu Zetian unleashed a massacre because she only gave birth to daughters, the black and white apes showed no thought of resistance.

Chapter Eighty: Gods? Monsters?

Let's talk about this Misty Forest again.

According to information obtained from Wu Zetian, the Misty Forest is teeming with rare and exotic beasts, and countless poisonous insects and ferocious creatures roam within. Even with Wu Zetian's current level of skill and cultivation, she dares not roam freely in the forest.

The world is full of strange and wondrous things, which cannot be resolved simply through martial arts.

Having stayed in Wu Zetian's cave for some time, I was constantly bullied and humiliated by her. One day, I resolved to venture out and clear my head. My three sisters, Wu Jie, Lin Lan, and I were still in bed; they were utterly exhausted from last night and had fallen into a deep sleep.

Although I longed to challenge Wu Zetian again, I possessed a treasure mountain but could not use my internal energy, fearing further torment from her cruel methods. I dared not entertain such thoughts.

Although the forest was filled with ancient trees that provided ample shade, it remained remarkably cool under the blazing summer sun. These past few days, I've been holed up in the cave, and even with beautiful women around, my mood has inevitably been somewhat depressed. Entering the forest, I looked up to see a clear blue sky with drifting white clouds. Birds chirped in the forest, and insects sang merrily in the grass.

Nature truly is a soothing and comforting force, the best medicine for nourishing the body and calming the mind.

As I walked, I thought about the women who had captivated me since leaving the valley.

From my chance encounter with Jiang Shaling, I felt an inexplicable closeness to this girl my age. Even our intimate encounter by the rockery at the Ning Prince's mansion, thinking of her adorable little mouth, made me truly hope to see that cute and mischievous little beauty again.

Later, I met Yin Qing and her daughter Zhang Tingting, both of whom were stunningly beautiful, rare even in the martial arts world. While not as beautiful as Ming Yu'er, they were certainly no less beautiful than the other mothers. If I had to rank them, Zhang Tingting would be comparable to Li Ling'er; Yin Qing and Gong Yuelan would be equally matched. What's even more precious is that Yin Qing is as cold as ice, while Zhang Tingting is as radiant as the rising sun. Alas, it's a pity that I only met them twice before having to leave due to the Five Mountains Alliance incident. It's truly a great regret in my life. Every time I think about pinning the two of them down and ravaging them, I feel incredibly excited.

As for Li Biyu and the like, it was just a one-night stand, and I don't have to bear any responsibility. So when I think of them, they are just blurry figures that flash through my mind, and I

can't even remember their faces. There is one thing that I still remember vividly, because it was my first time having sex with nuns. The old nun Mie Tian, the nun Xiao Fu, and the little nun Zhi Ruo all drove me crazy. Although I only had sex with them for one night, the feeling of stroking their bald heads still remains in my palm. If I can leave this forest, one day I will definitely climb Mount Emei and continue my previous relationship to free them from their monotonous life of keeping company with the ancient Buddha.

My second aunts, Hua Yuelan and Hua Yuehui, treated me like a mother and a wife; the affection between them was beyond description. Like other mothers, every full moon, I think of my mothers scattered across the land, and of Zhao Yueru and her daughter Li Ling'er. They are my family, and my absence must be causing them immense worry.

There is a regret stemming from Jiang Shaling's mother, Jiang Rushui. Rather than being moved by her stunning beauty, I was more struck by her tragic fate and unwavering desire for revenge. Furthermore, her disdain for me only fueled my desire to conquer her. If I hadn't shielded her from the assassin "Ten Steps, One Kill" Iron Mask's sword that day, she would have perished long ago. I wonder if she feels any gratitude towards me for this, and if she ever thinks of me?

The person I hate most in this life is Iron Mask. She made me realize what true suffering and true hunger are. Although adversity can make one grow quickly, for me now, she is definitely my enemy. The thought that the Iron-Faced Man might be a woman fills me with a thousand ways to torment her.

But then again, if it were her, I wouldn't be enjoying the carefree life I've had in the martial world for months. The alluring scenes in Killer's Valley still secretly thrill me. Those days without day or night, with every night spent in passion, made me envious of the lovers. In the gentle embrace of Li Niang, Zhang Ma, Xiao Ying, Xiao Yan, and Xiao Hong, I lived the life of an emperor, with food and clothes laid out for me. Although I've never seen what an emperor's life is like, I imagine it's nothing more than this.

Until I secretly slept with Lin Lan, I finally understood what love was like. Although my first love wasn't given to the most beautiful woman in the world, Lin Lan's frail, sickly beauty often appears in my dreams. Even in my dreams, I still want to take liberties with her. Thinking back on all the dangers I've encountered along the way, I feel a strange sweetness in my heart.

The contrast between surprise and disappointment, however, was inflicted upon me by the four beauties, Xi Shi and the Four Beauties. Any man who saw them would have wanted to take them into his own home, but alas, I, Xu Zhengqi, wasn't born a few thousand years earlier. Now I can only sigh at their coffins, gazing upon their remains. Then I think, the founders of the Heartless Sect have all been stunning beauties, so aren't the Iron-Faced Man and the others also beauties? Hehe…

Speaking of Sister Wu and Sister Wu, it's clear they both love me very much. Sister Wu is cheerful, bold, and has clear likes and dislikes. Although she mocked me before, she was actually trying to get my attention. Sister Wu is gentle, but perhaps because she's half-ape, half-beast, she's incredibly insecure. Although she gave herself to me, she's still afraid I'll despise her. Actually, she's completely overthinking it. I've been with countless women, but I've never been with a half-ape. The strange feeling was overwhelming; of all the countless men in the world, I was the only one enjoying this blessing. A sense of smug satisfaction welled up inside me.

Of course, what troubled me most was Wu Zetian. This pervert, not only was she outrageously beautiful, but she also had some kind of twisted hobby, and her martial arts were unparalleled. She was impervious to both soft and hard approaches, yet I couldn't do anything about her—she was simply a headache.

Lost in thought, I unknowingly found myself deep in the forest. The trees were taller and denser, blocking out the sunlight, and a sinister atmosphere constantly assailed me.

I've always been fearless, unafraid of anything. Another gust of cold wind swept in, making me feel even colder. "Roar—" A lion's roar shook the trees, startling me so much that I ducked behind a large tree.

"Hiss—" A sharp hiss, like the hiss of some giant snake, rang out at the same time as the lion's roar.

I hid behind the tree, wanting to see what was happening. But I could only hear the sound; I saw no animal. The calls of the two animals grew closer, and the trees ahead seemed to be possessed, their straight trunks swaying violently.

"Roar—" With a lion's roar, a monster suddenly leaped out of the forest, startling me so much that I hid behind a tree, too afraid to move.

What kind of monster could make even the fearless Xu Zhengqi tremble with fear, afraid to make the slightest move?

The monster had the body of a lion, but its face was entirely human. It had long, flowing golden hair; if I hadn't had sharp eyes, I would have mistaken it for an ordinary lion. Looking closer at its face, it wasn't ugly at all; on the contrary, it was strangely beautiful. Its features alone were enough to rival those of Empress Wu Zetian. Willow-leaf eyebrows, an oval face, a cherry-shaped mouth, large, bright eyes, and skin as white and tender as water—the very image of a peerless beauty.

But a roar erupted from her four tiny, cherry-like mouths, each about half an inch long, instantly shattering her beautiful appearance.

She seemed wary of an enemy, turning back to nervously gaze at the forest ahead.

"Hiss—" A shrill cry pierced the air, making me cover my ears and head. When I looked up again, another monster had appeared in the room, causing me to scream, "Ah—!"

The two monsters turned their heads, clearly having spotted me. I was already terrified, thinking to myself that this ethereal forest truly was a strange place, a breeding ground for monsters. I stepped out from behind a tree, stopping about thirty meters away from the two monsters to carefully examine the hissing creature.

Like the lion, it possessed a stunningly beautiful face, green hair, and a body that was undeniably that of a snake. The snake's body was as thick as a thigh, and when coiled up, it was about a meter tall. But what startled me wasn't that it also had a human face. After all, the same surprise couldn't possibly cause the same initial shock at the same time.

So what was it?

Ladies and gentlemen, please look.

The two monsters' eyebrows, hair, face shape, small mouths and delicate noses, their large, bright, watery eyes, and oval faces. Judging from their facial features alone, they looked exactly alike, like human twins. How strange! What kind of monsters were these? Animal bodies, human heads and faces, yet they looked exactly the same, without the slightest difference!

The two monsters turned to look at me, as if they were seeing something bizarre, quite astonished. Looking at the rich expressions on their faces, I couldn't help but wonder if they could speak human language.

"Why didn't you hide when you saw us?" the sphinx spoke.

"What...you...you can actually speak human language?" I was so frightened that I didn't know what to do, pointing at it dumbfoundedly.

"Are you blind? Don't you see two beautiful women standing in front of you?" the snake-woman also spoke. I felt dizzy; could they be monsters?

"Two beauties... what brings you here?" I stammered, at a loss for words.

"Yingying, after all these years of fighting, this is the first time I've heard you speak the truth." The sphinx spoke boldly, yet his voice was soft and gentle, like that of a refined lady.

"You, Shishi, were all my previous lies?" The beautiful snake Yingying's eyebrows shot up, and she hissed as she stuck out her tongue. "Wasn't

that right? Back then, you tried to steal the Queen Mother's pampered turkey in the Heavenly Palace, but when you failed, you accused me of instigating it." The sphinx Shishi sneered.

"You shouldn't have brought it up. It only makes me angrier. If you hadn't been yelling and screaming when I stole the turkey, would the Queen Mother have discovered me?" Yingying's eyebrows trembled with anger, and she continued, "If not, would I have been sentenced by the Jade Emperor to be stripped of my celestial status, my celestial bones, my celestial power, and banished to the mortal realm?"

"You're just playing the victim," Shishi sneered again. "Didn't I suffer the same fate? The Jade Emperor originally decreed that we should all go our separate ways to the mortal realm. I was living the high life in a country called Egypt in the west, enjoying all the luxuries. But then I woke up to find myself blown by a strange wind to this godforsaken place. This place wasn't so bad, but then I ran into a freak like you."

Yingying raised her eyebrows and laughed, "You still complain? I'm the one who's more wronged than Dou E, like snow falling in June. Back then, I came to the mortal realm looking like this. I was in the top twenty during the Heavenly Palace's beauty pageant. But now, look at this waist as thick as a bucket! Every time I see it, I feel like throwing up."

“And what about me? My immortal power was destroyed, and we were almost reduced to our original forms, only our heads and faces still somewhat human. Thankfully, our immortal power wasn't completely gone, otherwise we would have been chopped into seventeen or eighteen pieces as monsters,” Shishi sighed.

Yingying wriggled her snake body, nestled beside Shishi, her eyes misty with tears, and said, “Shishi, we are all unfortunate. Who told you to have so many rules in the Heavenly Palace? Thousands of years of cultivation were destroyed in an instant, all because of the bland food and lonely atmosphere there.” As she spoke, she leaned against Shishi and began to sob, all traces of her previous murderous hatred gone.

Shishi nuzzled Yingying's equally beautiful face and said, "Good sister, I know you love beauty and excitement. Why don't you come with me to the West? There, no one will treat us like monsters; instead, they'll treat us like gods and be very respectful."

Yingying stopped crying, her tear-streaked face instantly brightening with joy. "Is there really such a wonderful place?" she asked

. "Yes," Shishi nodded and began to tell her about her various interesting experiences in Egypt...

I listened from the side, both surprised and delighted. Surprised that they were actually gods who had been banished to the mortal realm for making mistakes, and delighted that since they were gods, they wouldn't be in danger of me. Thinking of this, all my fear vanished...

Chapter 81 The Fairy's Tale

"Two... fairies." Now that I realized there was no danger, my courage naturally grew. Besides, being treated like I was invisible was still uncomfortable.

"What is it?" the two fairies shouted in unison, clearly annoyed at the person who had interrupted their sisterly conversation.

"Uh, since the two fairies have reconciled, there's nothing more for me to do. Can I leave now?" Although there was no great danger, being with these two monsters still made me feel strangely uncomfortable.

"No!" the two fairies shouted in unison.

"I wonder... what else do you two have to ask?" I bowed respectfully, my current strength only enough to force a smile.

"You have to take us away from this awful place," the beautiful snake Yingying said domineeringly.

"Fairies, I only wandered into this place a few days ago by mistake. I just came out of my cave for some fresh air today. I never expected to be so fortunate as to have the opportunity to meet two celestial fairies."

"What? You were also trapped here?" the sphinx-like Shishi said incredulously.

"Indeed, otherwise, look at my clothes, I would have been mistaken for a beggar long ago." "If

you hadn't said so, I would have really thought you were a beggar," Yingying said with a playful smile.

I looked at her and was dumbfounded. No wonder she was once a fairy; her smile had an ethereal quality, though it seemed completely out of place with her body,

creating a very strange atmosphere. "Alright, Yingying, stop arguing with this brat." Shishi opened her lion's mouth, revealing four sharp teeth about half an inch long, and threatened me, "Brainy brat, enough nonsense. Take us to your cave first; we'll talk about leaving the forest later."

"Yes, yes, Sister Shishi is right. Ah—by the way, brat, do you have any cooked food? We've been in this godforsaken place all day, without a single grain of rice. Plus, we just had a fight with Shishi, my stomach is protesting."

I asked, somewhat puzzled, "Fairies get hungry?"

Yingying glared at me, saying, "Look at us now, all alone, how are we going to start a fire and cook?" Shishi nervously gripped the dirt on the ground with her two front paws.

I smiled sheepishly, thinking, have their fairy arts really been completely destroyed? Where did that immense power from their fight come from?

Shishi urged me on, and they were pressuring me, so I had no choice but to lead the way back. Halfway there, I suddenly turned around and said, "No, no."

"What? You dare not take us?" The beautiful snake Yingying said, sticking out her adorable tongue—it was strange, almost identical to a human's. Shishi also stared at me, clearly waiting for my explanation.

"No, no, you misunderstood me. I'm worried that with you two looking like this, I might frighten my friends. If things go wrong and a conflict breaks out… then… I'll be in trouble." Actually, I was worried that if Lin Lan and the others saw them like this, they'd be terrified. As for how Wu Zetian would deal with them, I had no idea.

"You brat, how dare you look down on us!" Yingying's eyebrows furrowed, and she was about to explode.

I chuckled ingratiatingly, "No, no. I hold both of you in the highest esteem, my admiration for you two sisters is like a surging river, endless and boundless, like the Yellow River overflowing its banks, unstoppable..."

Shishi waved her hand, stopping me from continuing, "Alright, stop flattering us. We don't care about your friends, we're starving and need to eat. Take us to the cave now."

I was in a dilemma, whether to lead you or not. Should I lead you or not? For a moment, I was completely at a loss.

Yingying moved in front of me, her pretty face close to mine, her fragrant breath brushing against my skin, "You brat, if you don't lead the way, don't blame me for biting you!"

I jumped three feet high in fright, hiding far away, saying, "You...you...don't come any closer." Seriously, being bitten by a poisonous snake wouldn't be enough to save me. Although I'm immune to most poisons, it's only against ordinary ones. No one wants to be bitten by a snake, even if it's a beautiful snake.

"Okay, I'll lead the way. This... let's go." I didn't hesitate any longer and strode ahead to clear the way.

...

"Hey, you brat. We've been walking for so long, how much longer?" Yingying, with her irritable temper, asked me impatiently.

"Uh, well..." I looked around, feeling like I hadn't been here before.

"What's wrong?" Shishi spoke up.

"Uh, hehe..." I chuckled stupidly, "This... this... I, I'm lost."

"What?" The two fairies exclaimed in unison. Judging from their expressions, it was fortunate they didn't have hands, otherwise I would have been covered in bumps.

"Uh, it's true. When I came, I was just thinking about something and didn't pay much attention to the road, so..."

The beautiful snake Yingying hissed wildly, while the lion-bodied Shishi roared angrily, both of them so angry they wanted to devour me alive.

Helpless, after this commotion, the sun was already high in the sky and I was starting to feel hungry. I quickly said, "How about we eat something first, then find our way?"

The two girls readily agreed to my suggestion, but unfortunately, they didn't have hands...

...

"Hey, you brat... what are you standing there for? This roast chicken smells so good, hurry up and feed us!" Yingying said rudely.

"Uh, can't you eat by yourselves?"

"You brat, do you expect us two beauties to bend down and eat it? Hurry up and tear off a chicken leg!" Yingying said unhappily.

Looking at one beauty with no hands and feet and the other with four legs, I was speechless. What a miserable life! Not only could I not eat myself, but I also had to feed two monsters...

Helpless, under the threat of the two monsters, I grabbed a large wild chicken leg from each hand and offered it to the two girls, patiently feeding them.

You could tell their personalities from the way they were eating.

Although Shishi had the body of a lion, she was gentle and ate slowly and carefully, maintaining the demeanor of a well-bred young lady despite being very hungry.

Yingying, on the other hand, was a completely different story. It was truly a shame that she had such a large, serpentine figure; her eating manners were extremely unsightly. She wolfed down her food, drooling all over my hand. Although she was stunningly beautiful, it still made me feel somewhat disgusted.

I couldn't help myself and said, "Hey, Miss, can you please stop drooling?"

"Mind your own business! I like it, what's it to you?" Yingying looked at me with a "you're asking for trouble" attitude.

Uh, no wonder Confucius said, "Women and petty men are the most difficult to deal with." It's really unwise to argue with such a capricious demoness.

After feeding them a whole pheasant, their hunger was finally relieved. But I was getting a little bored of feeding them, and an idea struck me. I said, "Two fairies, considering my good intentions in serving you, could you teach me some immortal techniques?"

Although their immortal techniques were destroyed, they must still know the methods of cultivation. Besides, now that my dantian is destroyed, I won't let go of any opportunity to gain greater power.

Yingying seemed not to hear, continuing to wolf down her food; Shishi, however, glared at me and said, "Do you want to destroy us both, body and soul?"

I shook my head inwardly, "No, no, but what does this have to do with immortal arts?"

"Hmph, when my sister and I were banished to the mortal realm, the Jade Emperor placed a restriction on us. Not only could we no longer cultivate immortal arts, but we were also forbidden from revealing the methods of cultivation. As soon as we uttered any secrets about immortal arts, the restriction would activate, and we would be destroyed, not even a Great Luo Golden Immortal could save us."

I clicked my tongue, "What kind of restriction is this, so powerful?"

Yingying stopped eating, saying, "Hmph, what do you mortals know?"

"What's so great about it? To tell you the truth, my grandmaster Li Xiaoyao ascended to immortality several years ago. In any case, I'm a disciple of an immortal."

"Sister, is there such an immortal named Li Xiaoyao in the Heavenly Court?" Yingying turned to ask Shishi.

“Li Xiaoyao? Never heard of him. Perhaps he's one of us who ascended to immortality after descending to the mortal realm,” Shishi said confidently.

“Oh—, so he's just a child! Hey, brat, I thought your grandmaster was some kind of divine being. Turns out he's just a little immortal who ascended to immortality in the last few years.”

I was quite indignant. Li Xiaoyao, revered as a romantic hero and martial god in the martial world, was being called a child by them. But then again, in front of these two immortals who had been banished to the mortal realm, Li Xiaoyao was indeed their junior. I asked, "How old are you two fairies this year?"

Yingying tilted her head, counted on her fingers, and said, "Sister, we were both guided by Brother Qingniu, who was under the command of Laozi. It took us three thousand years to cultivate into human form, then another three thousand forms to form our nascent souls, and finally another three thousand years to cultivate and become immortals. After spending less than a hundred days in the Heavenly Palace, we were banished to the mortal realm to undergo tribulations. So, in total, it's been less than ten thousand years."

Shishi said, "That's right, that's right. One day in heaven is one year on earth. Less than a hundred days in heaven is less than a hundred years on earth. So, it's indeed less than ten thousand years."

When I heard this, my jaw almost dropped. A ten-thousand-year-old demon! Even more monstrous than Wu Zetian, that thousand-year-old witch!

Shishi continued, "Fortunately, Brother Qingniu's master, Laozi, showed mercy. Although he removed our immortal bones, he didn't destroy our cultivation foundation built over nearly ten thousand years. Otherwise, in this mortal world, we would surely be captured and used to make artifacts and medicines."

Yingying said, "But sister, we have a cultivation foundation built over ten thousand years, yet we cannot transform into human form. How can we face anyone now, looking like ghosts? We might as well die."

"How can you think like that, sister? I told you long ago that once we leave this forest, you will come with me to the West. The people there have different views than those in the Central Plains; they treat us like gods."

"Even so, sister, I don't want to spend my whole life looking like this, so ugly." Yingying frowned in disgust as she looked at her snake body.

“Sister, it’s our bad luck. Others, when punished, at most lose their immortal power, but their nascent souls remain. But we even had our nascent souls destroyed, leaving only these bodies. The ten-thousand-year foundation within us, measured by mortal internal energy, is only worth about a hundred years of cultivation. Fortunately, the foundation is strong enough to make this body indestructible

. At least we’re not afraid of being beaten now.” “Sister, I don’t want to become a meat bun, only to be beaten.” Yingying was completely unconvinced. Accustomed to her power, she didn’t care about those hundred years of cultivation. If you, strong as an ox, suddenly found yourself struggling to lift even a bucket of water, how would you feel? You would probably feel the same frustration as the beautiful snake Yingying.

And now, with my dantian destroyed, haven’t I felt that same frustration? Sharing the same fate brings hearts closer.

“I understand,” I suddenly said.

Yingying said, "You understand? What do you understand?"

"I understand the disappointment in your hearts. I once possessed unparalleled martial arts skills, invincible under heaven." To get closer to them, I lied without batting an eye.

Shishi stretched out her furry paw and placed it on my wrist, closed her eyes in deep thought, and after a long while said, "Eh, indeed your dantian is completely destroyed. It seems you will never be able to use internal energy again in this life."

Hearing her say this, my expression darkened. Was there really no hope?

"However, Yingying, I didn't expect this kid to actually have a pure yang body." Shishi suddenly said to Yingying happily.

"What? A pure yang body? Then, then we're saved?" Yingying stared at me intently, as if she had seen a delicious delicacy.

"What pure yang body?" I had never heard of it before; even my grandmaster had never told me.

The two women ignored my questions and kept chanting, "The head of ten thousand yangs is hidden in the world, and its demise is due to a calamity that comes once every thousand years. The innate pure yang ascends to heaven, and the affairs of marriage are endless."

"You brat, have you had some kind of adventure, or eaten some supreme pure yang treasures?" Yingying suddenly asked me.

I said yes, and recounted in detail how I had eaten the little red snake, the fire toad and its inner core, the thousand-year-old vermilion fruit, and the supreme yang inner core of the fire-treading beast.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished speaking, the two women began to chant again, "A single red flower among ten thousand flowers, a thousand-mile marriage tied by a single thread. A hundred years of perfect happiness and a full moon, joys and sorrows, separations and reunions are all predestined."

"Hey, hey, what kind of riddle are you two playing? After all this time, all you give me are two poems?"

Shishi glared at me and said, "You brat, what's your hurry? I'll tell you the reason myself."

I said irritably, "Then hurry up and tell me?"

This time, Shishi surprisingly went along with my words and said the following.

"Before Yingmei and I were banished to the mortal realm, Brother Qingniu begged Laozi to divine our fate. Laozi didn't come in person, but instructed Brother Qingniu to bring this poem, which is neither a poem nor a verse: '

The head of ten thousand yangs is hidden in the world, a thousand-year calamity will bring its demise.

Primordial pure yang ascends to heaven, matters of marriage are endless.

A single red flower amidst a myriad of blossoms, a thousand-mile marriage is tied by a single thread.

A hundred years of perfect happiness and a full moon, joys and sorrows are all predestined.

' The line 'The head of ten thousand yangs is hidden in the world, a thousand-year calamity will bring its demise,' what I mean is that there will inevitably be a thousand-year calamity in the world, a time of widespread suffering and devastation. But with the head of ten thousand yangs, this calamity will surely be averted. Humans are the head of all things, and the yang energy of the world resides in men. The head of ten thousand yangs must be the dragon among men, the one with the strongest yang energy."

The phrase, "Born with pure Yang, and blessed with abundant good fortune and numerous extraordinary encounters, their marital fate is endless," is interpreted by me as referring to someone whose constitution is inherently pure Yang, coupled with profound blessings and extraordinary experiences, undoubtedly consuming many substances that enhance Yang energy. This person's Yang energy must be immeasurably stronger than that of an ordinary person, but it must be nourished by Yin energy to prevent it from overflowing due to excessive strength. Therefore, their marital fate is bound to be continuous, with numerous wives and concubines not even enough to satisfy them.

"A single red flower amidst a sea of blossoms" refers to the thousand-year-old Vermilion Fruit you consumed; "A thousand-mile marriage bound by a single thread" refers to the little red snake, whose name is indeed the One-Line Snake; "Flowers in full bloom and a full moon signify a hundred years, joys and sorrows, separations and reunions are all predestined." This indicates that you have had countless wives and concubines in your life, and although there have been joys and sorrows, separations and reunions, it is all predestined, and there will eventually be a day of reunion. However, the word "round" also implies that you swallowed the Supreme Yang Inner Elixir, and those two inner elixirs are perfectly round, aren't they? "

After listening to Shishi's mysterious explanation, I was half-convinced and said, "But this poem was brought to you by the Green Ox through the Supreme Lord Laozi, what does it have to do with me?"

Yingying jumped up and said, "Yes, what's going on? Could it be that we are destined to meet this brat?"

Shishi nodded and said, "It's very possible. Not to mention how we were blown here by a strange wind for no reason, but our sister and I have always been disdainful of people." But today, she's acting completely out of character, so close to this boy. Could it really be fate that brought us together from afar?

"Pah! I don't want any kind of destiny with this brat!" Yingying said disdainfully. "You can tell from that poem that he has a harem of wives and concubines. How could I, a dignified Heavenly Flower-Cutting Fairy, become a mortal's concubine and compete with others for a husband?"

I chuckled foolishly. But if I really had two beauties who were all looks and no substance, wouldn't I be the one suffering?

"You brat, what are you laughing at?" I never expected the dignified Heavenly Flower-Cutting Fairy to be so eloquent!

"Hey, beautiful snake, can't you watch your mouth and say less? If you don't speak, no one will think you're mute." Kindness is often taken advantage of. I'm always the one who scolds, never the one who gets scolded.

"You little rascal, let's see how I deal with you." "Yingying" darted in front of me in a flash. Before I could react, the huge snake body had already wrapped me up three layers deep, each layer tighter and tighter. My strength of over two thousand pounds was completely drained, and I hurriedly cried out, "Fairy, spare me! Fairy, spare me!"

Chapter 82 The Hen Crows at Dawn Shishi, who was standing

to the side, was shocked and said, "Yingying, quickly put the young master down." Oh my god, when did my status skyrocket, upgrading from "brat" to "young master"? "

Sister, this brat has angered me. I'm not finished with him today." "Although Yingying said this, she stopped exerting force and maintained the same strength.

Strangely enough, her snake body didn't have the usual fishy smell of ordinary snakes; instead, it had a fragrant aroma. This aroma, upon contact with the lustful energy within me, immediately caused a huge uproar. Snakes are inherently lustful; could it be that it shares a similar effect with the lustful energy within me?

The desire within me was ignited by her, and a certain part of my body clearly changed. The beautiful snake noticed this change even before I did, and she exclaimed, 'You shameless brat! You've hidden a stick in your pants, and it hurts so much!'

I felt extremely embarrassed. Could this beautiful snake still be a virgin? Completely ignorant about matters between men and women?

Shishi leaped to Yingying's side and advised, 'Good sister, don't fight with him anymore. He's lost all his internal energy and can't withstand your torment.'" "Looks like Shishi is a novice too, she thought I really poked Yingying with a stick.

"No way, this brat actually poked me with a stick, I'm going to break him in two today." "Yingying wouldn't have it.

The stick she was talking about was naturally my treasure. It was born with pure Yang energy, forged through countless trials, and nourished by the most precious Yang essences of heaven and earth. It was already indestructible, harder than diamond. It wasn't even afraid of Jiang Shaling's sharp teeth, let alone your barrel-thick waist. Trying to squeeze me apart? No way!"

The beautiful snake flipped over and fell to the ground, rolling left and right, her snake body tightening its grip. Was she really going to do it? Shishi was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, pacing back and forth, wanting to help me but not knowing where to start. She could only keep trying to persuade Yingying.

Under Yingying's entanglement, my bones felt like they were about to crack. My hands and feet were tightly bound, and I couldn't muster any strength. Unable to move up or down, I could only rush towards the center. This rush, however, caused further damage to my already hard and enormous member. With renewed vigor, the massive creature, already a foot long, swelled another two inches, reaching the length of a short sword.

As it grew, its pants ripped open, piercing directly into Yingying's snake-like body. The snake's body was incredibly smooth, offering no point of leverage. The massive creature thrashed about, causing her to groan in pain, but only intensifying my own entanglement.

Just as I was at a loss, the massive creature suddenly encountered a dent. I suddenly remembered that besides its mouth, a snake also had an opening for expelling waste, located between its body and tail. Could that dent be…?

Right now, it was extremely urgent; I didn't care what the opening was for, as it was Yingying's weak point. Immediately, I exerted all my strength, and the massive creature, like a nimble snake, took a deep breath and plunged into the small opening, disappearing completely. Good heavens! It was even deeper than Wu Zetian's sacred orifice.

"Ah—" Yingying cried out in pain, tears streaming down her face. She loosened her grip on me, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Thank goodness, I'd won this bet.

Shishi, seeing Yingying's pale face, quickly asked with concern, "Little sister, what's wrong?"

Yingying sobbed, "Sister, that brat bullied me! He...he shoved that stick into me..." She spoke with a mixture of shame and anger, gesturing for Shishi to lean down so she could whisper in her ear.

Shishi, upon hearing this, also blushed deeply. She had previously felt some pity for me, but now she glared at me angrily. I was secretly pleased. To be honest, Yingying's...thing was truly a bottomless pit, completely isolated. But with her clinging so tightly, I couldn't get it up. Otherwise, I would have taught her a lesson; don't think that just because you're skilled in martial arts you can bully people so easily.

"Good little sister, let him go quickly, or you'll be the one suffering." "Shishi seized the opportunity to persuade her.

Although Yingying was unwilling, she knew that this was the truth, and finally loosened her grip on me. As soon as she loosened, I fell to the side. I was already exhausted from being bound by her, and I had no strength left to stand up.

However, my fall was not a big deal for me, but it was a different story for Yingying. The huge thing was suddenly pulled out of her body with a "pop" sound. Yingying screamed and collapsed to the ground, not daring to move, and fainted.

I was overjoyed and thought to myself, now you know how powerful I am.

Shishi was shocked and quickly checked Yingying's wound. She saw that the hole, which was originally only two fingers wide, had been stretched to the size of a wrist. The wound was cracked all over, and blood was flowing out. When Shishi saw this, she couldn't help but glare at me lying to the side, and then she did something that shocked me.

"Pah." "The usually quiet Shishi was actually spitting on Yingying's wound! I stared wide-eyed, looking incredulous. Weren't they best friends?

Shishi was so engrossed in spitting that she didn't even notice my gaze. I couldn't stand it anymore, even though I was the real culprit. I said, 'Hey, how can you kick someone when they're down? Spitting on her while she's unconscious! Don't you have any conscience?'

Shishi stopped, both amused and annoyed. 'You said I wouldn't treat you like a mute. If you don't understand, ask. Don't guess. Look…' she pointed to Yingying's wound.

I looked closely, and the wound, which had been bleeding, had stopped. Amazing! Shishi's saliva had such a miraculous effect, even better than any medicine.

'I'm sorry,' I said awkwardly.

'You shouldn't have said that to me. You can say it to Yingying when she wakes up.'" Shishi ignored me and focused on treating Yingying's wounds.

I retorted, "How can you blame me? She almost killed me. I was just giving her a taste of her own medicine."

"Don't you have even a shred of pity for her?"

"Hey, Shishi, are you kidding me? Have you mixed up who's stronger and who's weaker?"

"Hmph, you're a man after all. Can't you give Yingying a break a little?"

"Alright, alright, that's fine

, isn't it? A good man doesn't fight with a woman." "Hmph, look how badly you've hurt Yingying." Shishi said, glancing at my still-erect member. A hint of curiosity flashed in her eyes, thinking to herself, what kind of treasure is this that even Yingying, with her indestructible body, can't defeat?

I was a little annoyed by her words. Who hurt whom here? I may have hurt Yingying's body, but she hurt my heart. Ladies and gentlemen, think about it. If you were to shove your little brother into a snake's body, would you feel good? At least right now, I feel extremely uncomfortable, waves of nausea washing over my stomach. Ladies and gentlemen, this nausea is truly unbearable.

That Yingying has a human face and a snake's body, neither human nor beast. Seeing her body made me want to vomit, but looking at her stunningly beautiful face made me not want to. This urge to vomit was like a fishbone stuck in my throat, neither coming up nor going down. Wanting to vomit but unable to, yet unable to get rid of it, it was pure torture.

Seeing my miserable state, Shishi seemed to realize something and chuckled.

Hearing her laughter, I snapped out of it; the nausea was just psychological. So I immediately stared intently at Shishi's beautiful face, not blinking.

"What are you looking at? Still have energy? It's getting dark, we need to find a place to spend the night," Shishi snapped angrily.

I sprang to my feet with a quick movement and hurriedly put my precious little brother back in his old home. In terms of recovery ability, I'm probably one of the best among humans. One moment I was exhausted and collapsed, and the next I was bouncing around again.

I looked up and said, "Aren't we leaving? It looks like it's going to rain again, and I don't want to get soaked."

Shishi walked out unhurriedly, and I panicked, "Hey, why didn't you take Yingying with you?"

Shishi didn't even turn around and said, "You hurt her, not me. You should take responsibility."

I cursed her as "cunning," and had no choice but to bend down and wrap Yingying's body around myself, then cup her face in my hands and follow Shishi.

Life is truly unpredictable. Just a moment ago I was screaming and begging to get rid of Yingying's embrace, and now I was actively wrapping her around myself...

...

In this misty forest, ancient trees towered, and caves were hard to find, but tree hollows were everywhere. However, finding a large enough tree hollow to accommodate the three of us oddballs was difficult.

Finally, we found a huge tree hollow before the rain started, but before we could even crawl inside, the rain began to pour down.

"You bastard, you lecher, put me down!" Just at this crucial moment, Yingying, who had been unconscious, woke up.

"Hey, hey, stop making noise. The rain is getting heavier. If we don't get to the tree hole ahead, we'll both be soaked to the bone."

"I don't care, you lecher, put me down."

"Lecher? Do you even know what a lecher is?" I doubted her words.

"Uh, no... it's none of your business whether I know or not."

"Fine, I don't care. But if I put you down, with your injuries, will you still be able to walk?" I doubted her mobility again.

"Uh, no..." Yingying finally stopped resisting, but still said fiercely, "I'll make you pay when we get to the cave."

The three of us entered the cave, which was just the right size to squeeze in a lion, a snake, and a person.

Yingying opened her blood-red mouth and was about to bite my neck, but I was prepared and grabbed her snake neck, preventing her from moving forward even an inch.

"Hehe, you're injured now. You're all hanging on me. You think you can fool me with such a small trick?" I said smugly.

Yingying, enraged and ashamed, tried to exert her inner strength, but a sharp pain shot through her lower body, instantly dissipating all the inner energy she had painstakingly gathered. She tried to escape my grasp, but the ground was damp and filthy from the rain, and the cave was also dirty. She was a clean freak; even if I killed her, I'd make sure she took a bath first.

Caught in a dilemma, unable to move, I could only maintain the status quo, a stalemate.

"Don't be so smug, hold me tight and don't get me dirty. Don't move, I need to meditate." With that, she went off to meditate, completely ignoring my exhaustion holding her.

I was both amused and exasperated; I had truly brought this upon myself. Shishi cursed, "Serves you right," and ignored me, landing on all fours, leaning against me, and closing her eyes to meditate.

I was miserable, carrying a giant snake weighing over two hundred pounds on my back, and leaning against a lion weighing over two hundred pounds beside me. Even if I were as strong as an ox, I couldn't withstand this kind of torment. Luckily, the cave wasn't very big. I stood up straight, leaned against a tree trunk, and fell asleep from exhaustion...

...

"Cock-a-doodle-doo..." I was sound asleep when I was startled awake by a sound like a rooster crowing at dawn.

"Ah—" I yawned, opened my eyes, and said, "It's dawn."

Yingying raised her head, her eyes half-open with sleep, and said, "It's still early, I'll go back to sleep." With that, she leaned her pretty face against my shoulder and fell fast asleep.

Shishi didn't even open her eyes. She rubbed her head against the other side of my chest and then stopped moving.

I cursed, "Damn it!" My legs were almost numb from being pinned down by these two fairy-like monsters all night. Not only were they ungrateful, but they also unconsciously moved away from me. Instead, they fell asleep again. How could this not make me furious?

If they didn't have butts, I would have given them a good beating.

"Cock-a-doodle-doo..."

"Ladies, the rooster has crowed six times, it's dawn!" I couldn't hold back any longer and yelled.

"What are you yelling about? Where would a rooster crow in this godforsaken place?"

"You brat, you don't even think before you lie. Where would a rooster crow here?"

The two girls, clearly annoyed by my outburst, lectured me relentlessly.

I snapped, "You're the ones who's deaf! You can't even hear such a loud rooster crow? Listen..."

"Cock-a-doodle-doo..."

"There really is a rooster crowing!" The two girls exclaimed in unison, looking at each other in disbelief.

"But the rooster's crow sounds a bit strange," Shishi said first. "

That's right, that's right, it's not as masculine and loud as a rooster's crow," Yingying chimed in.

Although I found the rooster's crowing a bit strange, I didn't care about such a small matter. I said, "No way, the most important thing now is for you two to get off me quickly, I'm exhausted."

"You're exhausted, you bastard!" Yingying got off me, not forgetting to curse me again. I was too lazy to argue with her anymore, so I charged out of the cave, sprawled on the soft ground, and yelled, "Ah, that feels great!"

The two fairies filed out of the tree cave, about to scold me a bit to relieve their boredom. Suddenly, a loud shout, like a thunderclap, rang out in mid-air: "Hmph, you bitch, I've finally run into you!"

I tried to get up at the sound, but suddenly a strong gust of wind blew down from the sky, making me unable to move at all.

"What kind of monster are you?" the two fairies shouted.

A huge figure appeared in the air in front of me. I looked closely and almost fainted again from fright. But this time, I couldn't fall down even if I wanted to. I was already lying on the ground, so where could I fall down?

A fierce wind howled through the air as a gigantic monster with the body of a chicken and the face of a human hovered in mid-air. Its plumage was a riot of colors, rivaling even the phoenix, the king of birds. Its body was about two meters long, its two enormous claws lightly gripping its belly, and its wingspan nearly five meters, creating a whistling sound as it flapped them. Most astonishingly, hanging from its neck was a human head. With flowing black hair, willow-leaf eyebrows, an oval face, and cherry-like lips, it was a stunning beauty comparable to Yingying and Shishi. While its appearance differed from Shishi's, its beauty was on par with theirs.

"What? You've only been in the human world for a little over ten years, and you've already forgotten me?" The chicken-bodied, human-faced monster landed, folded its wings, and its feathers, which had been a vibrant rainbow, transformed into a fiery red. "Now you should remember who I am, right?"

"Turkey." The two fairies' expressions changed drastically. Could this monster be the turkey they spoke of, the one favored by the Queen Mother of the West?

"At least you still have some memory." The turkey actually laughed at the two fairies.

Shishi said, "Weren't you enjoying your blessings in the Heavenly Palace of the Celestial Realm? How did you end up in the mortal world?"

"Hmph, isn't it all thanks to you sisters?" The turkey revealed a look of deep-seated hatred. After a long while, she finally revealed the whole story.

"Ever since you two were stripped of your immortal powers and banished to the mortal realm, the Jade Emperor, seeing how much the Queen Mother favored me, became jealous that I had stolen her attention, preventing him from entering her bedroom every night. So, he ordered Taibai Jinxing to impeach me in the palace, accusing me of being a demonic chicken, a scourge to the country and its people, a troublemaker, and an ominous creature.

Thus, the Jade Emperor, on trumped-up charges, stripped me of my immortal bones and banished me to the mortal realm to suffer the torments of reincarnation. Fortunately, the Queen Mother doted on me greatly and, before I descended, gave me a set of mortal cultivation methods." The gate. After I came to the mortal realm, I found a deep, ancient forest and diligently cultivated there for ten years.

Thanks to the many elixirs and miraculous medicines the Queen Mother of the West had given me, my cultivation was twice as effective, and my power increased by leaps and bounds. Now I possess nearly two hundred years' worth of cultivation. Fortunately, those elixirs had boundless uses; in just ten years, not only did my power increase greatly, but I also cultivated a human-shaped face.

Unexpectedly, one day, while I was meditating in the mountains, a strange wind blew and swept me into this vast forest. Here I drift east and west... One day and one night. Last night, another torrential rain fell, but this morning the spring sunshine was bright and clear. In my excitement, I couldn't help but imitate the crowing of a rooster, and crowed loudly. Little did I know that this crowing would lead me to encounter you two, the real scourges.

Today, I will surely make you die here to vent my hatred.

The rooster, head held high and chest puffed out, walked to within five meters of the two women and said loudly, "I see that you two only have a hundred or so years of cultivation. One-on-one, neither of you is my match. Make your move, you two still have..." "Come at me

, you guys on the ground!" The words had barely left her lips when an immense aura surged forth from her. Her target was clearly Yingying and Shishi opposite her, and me, caught in the middle…

Chapter 83: The Chicken Battle Never

Ends. The powerful aura emanating from the turkey made me, who had lost my martial arts skills, tremble deeply. I was extremely frustrated. If it were before, I could fight her one-on-one, but now…

Yingying and Shishi were incredibly shocked. In the Heavenly Palace, this turkey was merely a pet for people to admire. Who would have thought that it had cultivated two hundred years' worth of internal energy in just over ten years in the mortal realm? They exchanged a glance, knowing that if they waited for the turkey's aura to reach its peak, they would surely die today.

In battles between experts, momentum is paramount. The two women disregarded all morality and pounced on the turkey with lightning speed.

"Well done!" the turkey cried out, transforming into a fiery red ball as it charged towards the two women.

Just as the turkey opened its mouth, I felt all the pressure on my body vanish without a trace, and I dared not delay. I rolled forward, escaping the three-person battle circle and landing ten meters away. Only then did I look at the three with a sense of relief.

With a loud "boom," the three figures separated instantly. Yingying, her whole body glowing with azure light, was wrapped around the trunk of a large tree, her head and face pressed against the trunk, leaving only her long body swaying outside.

Shishi stood not far away, her entire body bathed in golden light. At this moment, she was standing upright, her hind feet on the ground, her body upright, her front feet resembling human hands, assuming a martial arts starting stance. She looked bizarre, incongruous, and incredibly strange.

The turkey still had that arrogant look on its head, but its fiery red feathers emitted streaks of red light, so intense that they overshadowed Yingying's azure light and Shishi's golden light.

"What? After more than ten years, where did your haughty air go?" the turkey teased casually.

Yingying, unable to contain her anger, roared, "Turkey, don't be so smug. It's too early to say who will win this battle. Behold my Phantom Serpent Whip!" With that, her serpentine body, which had been swaying on the tree, suddenly grew several meters long. Its once thick body became as thin as a thumb, transforming its length of over ten meters into a long, cyan whip. The whip's shadow fell in layers, crashing down on Turkey like a mountain.

Turkey, his relaxed and playful demeanor vanished, his left wing glowing with fiery red as he met Yingying's whip head-on. Just then, Shishi, who had been watching from the sidelines, suddenly landed on her front foot, opening her blood-red maw, and roared—a deafening roar erupted from the ground.

The Shaolin Lion's Roar?

No, this was many times stronger than the Shaolin Lion's Roar. Because Shishi could control the sound waves, focusing the roar into a thin white line, which she hurled at Turkey like lightning.

The turkey, attacked from both sides, remained completely calm, making one wonder if this was truly her first time fighting.

I had never witnessed a duel between masters, let alone a fight between half-human, half-beast beings like them. But the special skills of Yingying and Shishi alone had already broadened my horizons. If I were to step in, it would be like throwing a meat bun to a dog—a one-way trip. So, I could only watch, my eyes glued to the turkey, eager to see how she would counter their techniques.

But the turkey immediately stopped, retracting her left wing, her expression solemn and serious. Faced with attacks from all sides, the turkey had decided to abandon offense and switch to defense. Her wings covered her entire body, her head and abdomen tucked downwards, and her legs retracted, shrinking her entire body into a giant ball of fur!

Yingying and Shishi's attacks landed simultaneously on the fur ball the turkey had formed. Upon contact with her body, circles of red light emanated an inch around her, acting like a protective shield that withstood their fierce attacks.

Seeing their first attack fail, Ying and Shi used their ultimate moves again, attempting to break through the turkey's protective shield. The turkey remained unmoved, letting their attacks rain down on it. Just as Ying and Shi were about to attack for the fourth time, I shouted, "Stop! She's draining your inner energy!"

Ying and Shi's expressions hardened, and they stopped moving.

"Turkey, if you've got the guts, unleash your turtle head and fight us to the death!" Ying shouted angrily.

The turkey slowly stretched and looked at me, saying, "I didn't expect you to have any brains. This is my first time fighting, and I wanted to test the effectiveness of my protective divine skill. I didn't expect it to be so effective, actually blocking your ultimate moves. Fine, the game ends here."

The turkey flapped its wings, soaring into the air, and shouted, "Take this move I just mastered this morning, the sound that shakes the world—, hoo hoo hoo—"

Damn it, another sonic attack. A thick beam of red light shot out from the turkey's mouth, growing thicker and thicker until it covered an area of ten meters in radius by the time it reached the ancient tree. This was terrible! If it reached the three of us, all three of us would be within its attack range. The other two might escape unscathed, but I would definitely not be able to dodge.

Seeing her fierce attack, Shishi lunged in front of me, letting out a deafening roar, "Roar—!" A sonic wave erupted from her mouth, which materialized into a giant, golden shield a meter in front of her, perfectly protecting us.

In contrast, Yingying also swiftly dodged behind Shishi, transforming her body into cyan threads, her needle-like form piercing straight at the turkey suspended in mid-air. Clearly, she was taking a gamble, a risky gamble. Success would be good, failure would mean certain death.

The turkey's red light collided directly with Shishi's sound shield. "Bang!" All three of us were violently shaken; I nearly fell, but thankfully I grabbed Shishi's waist, and Yingying's slender body wrapped around hers as well. The shock sent all three of us, shield and all, flying backward.

But Yingying's serpentine form remained unaffected; her fine cyan threads were almost invisible in the fiery red light, and the cyan light itself seemed to turn red under its glow. As

we flew backward, I clearly saw large beads of sweat raining down Yingying's face; she was clearly enduring immense pain. The moment I saw her pretty face contort into an unrecognizable shape, my heart felt like it had been pierced by a thousand needles. The three of us, having spent almost a day together, though not explicitly stated, were already friends. And with the stab I gave Yingying, even though she was half-human, half-demon, I already considered her my woman. To think that I, a grown man, could be powerless to help them in the face of such a powerful enemy—the humiliation in my heart was indescribable. It's a long

story, but it all happened in the blink of an eye.

Yingying's snake body turned crimson, and she stabbed at the turkey like a needle. The turkey, seeing that we had blocked her attack, believed that a little more force would be enough to kill us. She suddenly gathered her remaining twenty percent of inner strength, a burst of red light, propelling the three of us towards a series of large trees.

"Bang! Bang—" The sounds of collisions rang out. I knew the two women had no protection behind them; they were desperately using their bodies to block the trees they were crashing into. One by one, the trees were snapped in two by my powerful impact, and the trees in the forest fell like dominoes.

Just then, a sharp, shrill snake's cry suddenly appeared before Turkey. Turkey had assumed the slender snake would be reduced to ashes by her sonic attack, but instead, she was caught off guard. She was already fighting with all her might, with no strength left to dodge, especially since the snake's tail was aimed directly at her forehead. If she dodged, her attack would be completely thwarted.

She hardened her resolve, determined to take the three of us down with her.

The shimmering snake's body pierced her forehead without flinching, leaving a small red mark. The tail had barely penetrated half an inch into her brow when it met an impenetrable barrier, unable to advance any further.

"Ouch—" The turkey cried out in pain, its small beak opening even wider. The red sonic waves surged and flashed again, and then the turkey plummeted from mid-air.

Shishi's sonic shield shattered with the turkey's final scream, the shockwaves striking the two women directly. Simultaneously, my body, accustomed to countless impacts, crashed into a giant tree that would take ten people to encircle. With a deafening crash, all three coughed up blood; the immense impact from both sides knocked them unconscious instantly.

This battle was a draw!

Suddenly, the once bustling forest became eerily quiet. Even the birds that had fled far away returned, hopping and chirping among the trees.

"Hahaha—," a tall, fiery red figure appeared amidst the startled flight of birds.

The turkey stood up, looking somewhat listless, but seemingly unharmed. "Hahaha, I didn't expect the beautiful snake-tail needle to be so weak." A closer look revealed a tiny red dot the size of a grain of rice between her brows. It seems that when Yingying's snake-tail needle pierced her brow, she was already exhausted and hadn't caused much harm to Turkey.

Turkey walked step by step towards the unconscious us, a cruel smile on her lips.

Was our protagonist destined for a short life?

Just at this critical moment, a sharp whooshing sound came from mid-air. "Who's there?" Turkey was about to activate her protective magic, but it was no match for the speed of the whooshing sound. With a "plop," she was struck by some kind of finger force, unable to move, and fell straight to the ground.

"Who ambushed and attacked me? Show yourself if you have the guts." Turkey was knocked to the ground, and Wu Zi was somewhat unconvinced. "

Hmph, a piece of trash who can't even block a light finger dares to accuse me of ambushing?" A beautiful figure emerged from the forest. She was stunningly beautiful, with a noble demeanor like a noblewoman, yet exuding an aura of imperial dominance.

She wore a golden tiger-skin skirt that accentuated her voluptuous figure, highlighting its curves. The tiger-skin top barely covered her ample breasts, revealing a deep cleavage. Even more provocative was the fact that half of her white breasts were exposed. Her short skirt only covered her high, firm buttocks, and if one looked up from below, it would be clear that she wasn't wearing any underwear!

Who else could this woman be but Wu Zetian?

"Who are you?"

"Empress Wu Zetian!"

"What? You're Wu Zetian? You're not dead?" Turkey was shocked. Her beloved Queen Mother also had an idol: Empress Wu Zetian of the Tang Dynasty. Whenever Wu Zetian was mentioned, the Queen Mother would praise her highly. Later, upon hearing that Wu Zetian had died, the Queen Mother sent someone to the underworld to retrieve Wu Zetian's soul. Unexpectedly, the messenger said that Wu Zetian's soul had scattered and its whereabouts were unknown. Only then did the Queen Mother give up on the idea of having a heart-to-heart talk with her.

Even so, the Queen Mother would often mention Wu Zetian's name to those around her, always saying that she had brought honor to women.

These things, naturally, were very familiar to the Queen Mother's pet turkey. But who would have thought that Wu Zetian, a thousand years later, would not only not die, but would also be rejuvenated and possess unfathomable martial arts skills!

"How do you know me?" Wu Zetian was certain she had never seen this half-human, and was therefore somewhat curious.

"Hmph, I was originally the beloved pet of the Queen Mother of the West in the Heavenly Palace—a turkey. How could I not know your affairs? Besides, I saw your appearance in the Heavenly Palace's Mirror of Revelation a thousand years ago."

"Ah—, so there really are immortals in this world. No, you said you were the Queen Mother's beloved pet, but if that's true, how could you be so easily subdued by me?"

The turkey's expression darkened, and it said, "I was banished to the mortal realm by the Heavenly Emperor more than ten years ago, and all my immortal power has long since vanished. This power is merely what I gained from cultivating in the mortal realm for more than ten years."

Wu Zetian was somewhat convinced. She lightly leaped to my side and reached out to check my injuries. She frowned, placed her slender hand on my back, and surged with profound internal energy into my body, trying to heal my injuries. But as soon as she released her internal energy, she felt a vast and powerful force burst out from within her body, directly colliding with Wu Zetian's palm.

Wu Zetian, greatly alarmed, withdrew her hand and retreated, but she was still no match for that strange force. The immense force sent her tumbling over before she could dissipate the blow.

"What happened?" Wu Zetian asked in surprise.

Turkey looked bewildered, clearly unable to believe what she was seeing. She couldn't believe that Wu Zetian, who could easily subdue her, had been sent flying several feet back by my severely injured and unconscious state!

What exactly happened? Dear readers, please listen carefully to my explanation.

In fact, many hidden powers have always existed within my body. First, there is the Nine Transformations of Freedom Divine Skill. When my dantian was destroyed, the Nine Transformations of Freedom Divine Skill, as the number one divine skill in the world, did not dissipate its internal energy like ordinary skills, but instead dispersed throughout my body. Although I cannot gather qi, its existence gives my body a powerful regenerative ability.

Secondly, there is the yang energy gathered from the various supreme yang substances of heaven and earth that I have encountered and consumed through a series of fortuitous events. This yang energy is born of heaven and earth, naturally vast and boundless. However, it cannot be absorbed by my body all at once. Just like eating, you need to eat three meals a day to maintain a healthy body. The same is true for Yang energy. My body cannot absorb it all at once; it can only gnaw it away little by little, like a mouse gnawing at a mountain.

Thirdly, there's the internal energy derived from the essence of men and women I've absorbed since I began practicing the Nine Heavens Conquering Women Technique. This technique actually took effect back in the Valley of the Carefree, but at that time, my Nine Transformations Divine Art was vast and my internal energy abundant, so I couldn't sense the subtle true energy brought by the Nine Heavens Conquering Women Technique. It wasn't until my dantian was completely destroyed and my divine art was ruined, and I became aware of it through my interactions with the women in the Valley of Assassins, that I began to understand it. In fact, with the hundreds of women I've slept with over the years, the Nine Heavens Conquering Women Technique has unknowingly accumulated a vast amount of internal energy. As the saying goes, dripping water

wears away a stone, and small streams converge to form a sea. These three forces, without a dantian, operate independently within me, completely unusable. Yet, they simultaneously bear the heavy responsibility of protecting my body. Today, when I crashed into the first large tree, the three forces began to clash. My previously balanced body became somewhat unbalanced due to the external impact.

But these wave after wave of impacts are far more than just a few thousand pounds!

While enduring the impact, the three forces also shared the responsibility of protecting the body and resisting the turkey's sonic attacks. However, the sonic waves and impact force were beyond the capacity of these three still-developing internal forces. Therefore, they naturally considered merging.

Internal forces themselves do not possess self-awareness, but since they are based within the human body, they are inevitably controlled by the human subconscious. When humans encounter danger, they often unleash astonishing potential. At that time, my will was unwavering; I struggled to support my broken body, vowing to protect my woman.

Under the combined attack from within and without, the three internal forces began to merge!

But the merging of forces not of origin is not so easy. They rubbed against each other from the very beginning, but through repeated impacts with the tree, they gradually merged, slowly eliminating their misunderstandings. In that final impact, the three forces overlapped.

The merged forces still needed a period of adjustment. At this moment, they were intertwined, each containing the other, the three internal forces inseparable, without distinction of superiority or inferiority, working together automatically to heal and cure this shared body. Suddenly, another external force appeared, seemingly wanting to help heal me. But the fused internal energy was so powerful and arrogant; it wouldn't allow any external force to challenge its abilities. So, it unceremoniously blasted Wu Zetian's true energy out of my body, delivering a powerful final blow that sent it flying far away.

Then, the fused true energy quickly began to heal my injuries. Like a mountain collapsing and a jade pillar crumbling, it cleansed away the stagnant blood within my body; with miraculous healing power, it reconnected all the damaged meridians and broken dantian, without a single flaw, even making them stronger than before they were destroyed.

Let's call this fused internal energy Dragon Power, because it doesn't belong to the true energy of the Nine Transformations of Freedom, nor is it pure yang energy of heaven and earth, nor is it the true energy generated by the Nine Heavens Imperial Concubine Technique. It is a power formed by fusion; unity is power, and no power in the world is stronger than the power of unity. Therefore, calling it Dragon Power is most appropriate. With the dragon's power unleashed, all martial arts masters bowed down.

In my unconscious state, I had no idea that not only had my martial arts been fully restored, but my inner strength had also surged. What would I be like when I woke up?

To find out what happens next, please read the next chapter!

Chapter Eighty-Four: Punishing Wu Zetian –

A dream, indeed. I think this must be a dream.

I had a dream where my dantian was fully restored, and my martial arts returned. With my divine skills fully restored, I dreamt of beating the Iron-Faced Man to a pulp, and returning all the cruel methods she had inflicted on me to her; I dreamt of Wu Zetian, who was mocking my incompetence, but in the next dream, I penetrated all three holes in her body until they were red and swollen, until she no longer had the strength to scream before I let her go.

I laughed heartily, and suddenly someone slapped me. I cursed, "Damn it, which bastard is this?"

I opened my eyes and saw a woman as noble as an empress staring coldly at me – who else could it be but Wu Zetian?

I instantly sobered up considerably. After all, this woman had dealt a significant blow to my confidence. I quickly apologized, saying, "I'm sorry, it's you, My Lady. I thought some wildcat had caught me." My half-fair, half-sarcastic remark didn't elicit the slightest change in Wu Zetian's expression. Wu Zetian

said, "My lord, you're really lucky. You recovered completely in just three days after such a serious injury."

"That's right, my lady, look at my physique! I could kill a bull with one punch!" I flexed my fist, flexing the muscles on my arm.

"Oh—is that so? But I wonder which night it was, some silver-spear-haired, frivolous man ran into my room and was routed in no time. My good lord, do you know what that man's name was?"

Suddenly, three women rushed to my bedside like a gust of wind, throwing themselves into my arms and weeping bitterly. It was Lin Lan and the other two women. I was too lazy to pay attention to Wu Zetian anymore, and just focused on gently comforting the three women.

Lin Lan said, "Husband, why didn't you tell us you were going out? We were driven crazy all day, searching everywhere for you. We never expected that the Empress would bring you back the next day covered in blood! It almost scared the three of us sisters half to death."

Sister Wu punched me, angrily saying, "You rascal, you're never allowed to go out alone again!" I touched her hairy, dark face and repeatedly said I wouldn't dare.

Sister Wu's eyes were filled with affection, tears welling in her eyes, and she whispered, "Husband, if anything happens to you, what will we do?"

Hearing the three women express their deep affection for me in different ways, I felt a surge of emotion. Although I enjoy freedom, adventure, and exploration, I felt a little regretful at this moment. In just a few days, the three women had become completely devoted to me, loyal and unwavering. What had I, Xu Zhengqi, done to repay them?

Wu Zetian, seeing us immersed in our cozy world of four, treating me like I was invisible, was very displeased. A sudden, inexplicable surge of intense jealousy welled up within me, and I coughed heavily, startling us awake.

I glared at her; how could she possibly hide her little schemes from me? I'd studied the art of judging people since childhood, under the guidance of my mothers. I knew all too well the subtle movements of women.

"Alright, my dear daughters. Let's leave these personal matters for tonight. I have some matters to ask him. You may all leave now." Wu Zetian's words revealed her true imperial nature as she dismissed the three women. Though reluctant to leave, the three women were no match for Wu Zetian's tyrannical power, turning back every few steps as they filed out.

No sooner had they left than I said unhappily, "Hmph, get to the point. I don't have time for your nonsense."

Wu Zetian's pretty face contorted with rage, yet she held back. I watched, thinking, "Has the sun risen in the west today? Even the usually arrogant and domineering Wu Zetian is swallowing her anger for a day?"

"Hmph, now that your power is fully restored, I didn't expect you to dare bully me so quickly."

"What? What did you say? My martial arts have recovered?" I was overjoyed and immediately tried to circulate my energy. Sure enough, a vast and powerful red true energy was constantly rotating and circulating in my dantian.

"My words are imperial edicts,

as weighty as nine tripods. You've tested it yourself, so you know I haven't lied." "Hahaha, I never expected it, I never expected it! My dream of fully recovering my divine power is actually true. Hahaha—" A burst of laughter filled with powerful true energy came from my mouth, shaking the stone cave and causing dust to fall with a "plop."

"Shut up!" Wu Zetian shouted, "Do you want to be buried alive in this cave?"

I was startled, realizing I had almost become too complacent. At this moment, not only was my internal energy fully restored, but I also felt that I possessed internal energy that had been stored for over a thousand years. Moreover, the true energy now is different from the white of before; it is crimson in the dantian, many times more active than before, and in terms of quality, it is far superior to the true energy of the Nine Transformations of the Carefree Divine Art.

"I'm sorry, my wife, your husband has just fully recovered his divine power, so I couldn't help but get carried away," I said with a smile, showing no sign of having done anything wrong.

"Hmph, let me ask you, where did you get this strange internal energy?" Wu Zetian was clearly quite concerned about this question, and her expression became serious.

"Oh, is that what you're asking about?" I said dismissively, getting off the bed and stretching my arms and legs. "I don't know, I just felt like I had a dream, and that's how it is."

Wu Zetian didn't believe my nonsense. "Hmph, stop playing dumb with me, tell the truth."

"This is the truth, believe it or not." I didn't take her seriously at all. My skill was now far superior to hers, so why should I be afraid of her?

"You—" Wu Zetian's face turned red with anger, and she glared at me, speechless. She wanted to fight, but when she thought of my powerful internal energy, she knew she wouldn't have the slightest advantage.

Seeing her like that, I felt a surge of satisfaction, but it didn't quell my anger. A plan immediately came to mind. I said, "Actually, it's easy for me to tell the truth. As long as you can beat me in bed again, I'll tell you."

Upon hearing this, Wu Zetian's face lit up with joy. She was originally a promiscuous woman who had three thousand male lovers when she was Empress of the Tang Dynasty. Later, in this godforsaken place, she had no men except for a giant ape. This giant ape, despite its enormous size, had a small, shallow penis, hardly enough to satisfy this resentful woman in the "deep palace." Each time, she had to finish with her own hands.

Since our first two encounters in bed, she had become somewhat infatuated with me, but her pride prevented her from asking for my help. On one hand, she had sadistic tendencies, and on the other hand, she constantly longed for my magnificent member. Now, with my suggestion, she was already a hundred times willing. However, being an empress, her pride was something she couldn't shake.

"Hmph, last time we fought, you were utterly defeated. I didn't expect you to dare challenge me again today. Truly, the younger generation is formidable," Wu Zetian said, feigning indifference.

"You slut, stop pretending. I know you inside and out, you shameless thing. Look at your skirt, it's all wet."

Wu Zetian was startled, thinking to herself, "I only possess the exquisite 'Morning Sun Dew,' how could it be so wet so quickly?" She hurriedly looked down to check her skirt, but there wasn't a single wet spot. Just as Wu Zetian was about to raise her head to curse me, I beat her to it, leaning in and striking her soft spot with a finger, rendering her completely immobile.

"What do you want to do?" Wu Zetian roared.

"What do I want to do? Do you! You slut, today I'm going to get my revenge for the humiliation you caused me last time." I gritted my teeth and roughly tore off her tiger-skin dress. This slut was truly wanton, even her clothes were barely covering her body, her breasts half-naked.

Wu Zetian's tyrannical power was overwhelming. She had just issued an order forbidding anyone from entering this stone cave, ensuring that no one would disturb us for the time being, which gave me a perfect opportunity.

In truth, besides my desire for revenge, I was also burning with lust. My greatly improved internal energy had intensified my desires, making them many times stronger than before. From the moment I awoke and saw her half-naked breasts, my penis began to stir. Then, the friction between the three women, Lin Lan and the others, only amplified its throbbing.

I never expected that I could so easily subdue Wu Zetian, who possessed a thousand years of cultivation. The excitement in my heart was indescribable.

At this moment, Wu Zetian was already a naked lamb, her fair skin stimulating the boundless desire surging within me. I grabbed her two large breasts with both hands, but they were too heavy to be fully covered. I had to use both hands to hold one breast at a time to fully cover it. A surge of lust rose within me. I cared nothing for the delicate pink nipples; the thought of her being a wanton harlot filled me with rage. To be honest, she was the beneficiary; the old bull had grazed the tender grass, and I was the one who suffered.

Looking closer at Wu Zetian, she was indeed a purebred harlot. A dark patch stretched from her lower abdomen down to her buttocks, a patch of fragrant grass, a carpet of black grass. I hadn't managed to subdue Wu Zetian's speech impediment. She lewdly chuckled, "Husband, come on, if you've got the guts, come and fuck this harlot!"

I couldn't withstand the stimulation of her words. Without another word, I positioned her in a doggy style and thrust into her from behind, into her large, round buttocks…

Physiologically, we were a perfect match; she was probably the only woman in the world capable of swallowing me whole. This harlot, however, possessed a peerless treasure, "Morning Sun and Dew." According to her, as soon as a penis approached her lower body, it would automatically secrete a fragrant fluid. No wonder she wasn't afraid of my sudden attack; she's naturally gifted, born to be a harlot.

She spoke smugly, but I was inwardly quite annoyed. The women I set my sights on are never to be touched by others; I absolutely cannot tolerate being cuckolded. As for Wu Zetian's past, that was before I met her, so I could ignore it. But if she wanted to find another man to cuckold me in the future, that was something I couldn't tolerate.

I mounted my horse and launched a fierce attack. After half an hour of relentless bombardment, Wu Zetian was utterly routed, surrendering several times. Meanwhile, my internal energy had fully recovered, my sexual prowess was greatly enhanced, and with my profound inner strength, I had inexhaustible energy. Ignoring her pleas for mercy, I continued until she bled from her lower body before finally stopping.

"How about it, you harlot? Did I win this time?"

Wu Zetian begged for mercy, "My little ancestor, you almost beat me to a pulp. Spare me, little ancestor."

Wu Zetian pleaded and begged, still insisting on calling herself "I," which enraged me. I said, "You're my woman now, and you still dare to call yourself 'I'? I think you haven't suffered enough." Without changing my position, I gave her two plump buttocks a

good beating. At first, Wu Zetian screamed in pain, but after a while, she groaned. I cursed, "You slut, I didn't expect you to be not only a sadist but also a masochist." Looking at her swaying buttocks, I couldn't hold back any longer. I aimed at her anus and thrust, my foot-long member plunging in completely. "Ah—" Wu Zetian screamed in a thunderous voice...

Today, I finally avenged the humiliation I suffered last time. None of Wu Zetian's three holes escaped unscathed. Her lips were already swollen like a pig's head, her lower body was swollen like a steamed bun, and blood was flowing incessantly from behind, the deepest wound, riddled with cracks.

Not only that, I played with her breasts and buttocks thoroughly. Every inch of her skin had tasted the flavor of my enormous member, and finally I shot my seed into her lower body, hoping that what had already blossomed could truly bear fruit.

Standing at the head of the bed, admiring my masterpiece, I said, "Hmph, from now on I'll make you look like this every time, let's see how you seduce other men!"

Wu Zetian was still lucid at this moment, after all, a thousand years of cultivation had not been for nothing. She roared, "You lowly commoner! One day I will tear you to pieces to avenge this humiliation! You think you can keep me as your personal possession? Don't even dream about it! Given the chance, I'll give you a huge green hat and announce it to the world, letting everyone know you, Xu Zhengqi, are a bastard!"

I was furious and wanted to shove her filthy mouth shut, but she was a beautiful woman, skilled in martial arts, and incredibly clever. I had long intended to take her as my woman, and one shouldn't be too harsh on one's own woman. What I did today had crossed that line; if I punished her further, she would be crippled, if not killed. What use is a useless person?

Today, we've truly broken off all pretense of civility. One shouldn't have the heart to harm others, but one must be wary. Taking advantage of her current injury, I easily placed a restriction on her dantian and then left a domineering stream of true energy within her.

This true energy is vastly different from any other true energy in the world; I realized it during my recent experience of wielding it over Wu Zetian. I've named it—Lock Yin Energy.

What is Lock Yin Energy? As the name suggests, it's a type of true energy that can lock down a woman's genitals. As for the secret behind it, hehe, please forgive me for not telling you, dear readers. It's a secret!

This Yin-locking technique not only seals the Yin points, but also turns women into frigid women, who will only show desire to the practitioner. It seems that whoever created such a vicious and harmful technique is truly unprecedented and unparalleled. I was smug, and decided I would never tell Wu Zetian about this. Just imagining a harlot like Wu Zetian suddenly becoming frigid—what a sight that would be!

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but eagerly anticipate that future scene.

I whistled cheerfully and walked out of the stone cave…

Chapter 85 A Cock's Tongue

As soon as I stepped out, Lin Lan and her two sisters rushed towards me.

“Husband, what have you done to our mother?” Sister Wu was the first to challenge me.

“Oh, nothing, your mother was betting with me, and she just lost!” I said smugly.

“You two sisters go and see her.” I ordered Sister Wu and Sister Wu to take care of Wu Zetian, leaving Lin Lan alone. "Sister Lan, do you know who else Wu Zetian brought back that day besides me?"

"It seems she also brought back three monsters with human faces?" Lin Lan recalled.

"That's right, it was them. Do you know where they are now?"

"It seems they're locked up in a stone cave in the back mountain."

"Quick, take me there!" I hurriedly grabbed Lin Lan and ran towards the back mountain. The battle with Yingying and Shishi was unforgettable, and now that my strength had fully recovered, I naturally wanted to see them as soon as possible.

The stone cave we lived in was inside a stone mountain, with countless caves crisscrossing it. The front mountain cave was our dwelling, while the back mountain cave was often used as a prison, holding animals for food.

Carrying Lin Lan, I used my lightness skill and flew like smoke towards the back mountain. Lin Lan was startled and exclaimed, "My dear husband, how come you can suddenly fly?"

"My silly Lan-jie, didn't I tell you before that my martial arts were crippled by the Iron-Faced Man? Even then, my lightness skill was already quite good. Now, not only has my power been fully restored, but my martial arts have also greatly improved. It seems I'll be able to snatch the title of the world's number one from you, my husband." I chuckled and playfully pinched her nose.

"Really?" Lin Lan was overjoyed, her eyes shining with love. Thinking that her man was the world's number one martial artist, who in the world could bully her? For a moment, she was even more excited than I was, shouting, "Ah—, my husband is the world's number one—"

Even without any internal energy, her shouts carried far through the forest, startling the birds.

Seeing Lin Lan's excitement, I felt a surge of pride and arrogance. With a long roar, I picked up Lin Lan, added another ten percent of my internal energy, and flew faster than the speed of sound, reaching the back mountain in no time.

Upon reaching the back mountain, the giant apes guarding the gate, seeing me suddenly descend from the sky, were terrified and prostrated themselves before me, kowtowing repeatedly as if I were a deity.

I strode to the stone cell gate and kicked it open. Lin Lan's face flushed with excitement, and she cheered loudly. Suddenly, several giant apes emerged from the cave, wielding stone knives and charging at me. Perhaps they hadn't seen my sudden appearance from inside the cave, daring to brandish their knives at me?

I didn't hold it against them; with a flick of my fingers, wisps of wind struck the apes' vital points. "Bang bang bang—" A series of blows sent the apes crashing to the ground, the stones beneath their feet scattering.

Entering the cave, I quickly found Yingying and the others; the three half-orcs were imprisoned in a stone cell. Yingying and Shishi lay unconscious on the ground, while only Turkey, looking frustrated by his suppressed power, was meditating to break through his acupoints.

Turkey opened its eyes and saw me carrying Yingying and Shishi out of the cell. It sneered, "Kid, even a celestial being descending to earth couldn't save them. Their internal organs are shattered by my earth-shattering attack, and their blood and qi are blocked. If it weren't for their millennia-old foundation, they would probably have already returned to the underworld and been reincarnated."

Upon hearing this, I checked their condition and found that, as Turkey said, their life force had long since died. I quickly channeled a stream of dragon power into each of them, hoping to prolong their lives a little longer.

He retorted angrily, "Hmph, although they have some grudges against you, they don't deserve to die. Besides, the Jade Emperor has already punished them, so why are you so determined to kill them? And why harm an innocent person like me?"

"Hmph, although the Jade Emperor punished them, he also punished me. If it weren't for this incident, how could the Jade Emperor have seized upon this as a pretext to banish me to the mortal realm? They deserved it!"

I said angrily, "You really are just a chicken, you don't even have this much brain. In reality, the Jade Emperor wanted to get rid of you, how can you push all the blame onto them?"

"You're the idiot! If you're so capable, go and reason with the Jade Emperor!"

I suddenly realized, "So you know you can't beat the Jade Emperor, so you take your anger out on them."

"That's right. I, the turkey, am indeed incompetent and can't beat the Jade Emperor. If you're so capable, go and ask the Jade Emperor to issue a decree to save your two beloved ones!" The turkey seemed to have gone mad, clearly very proud of his masterpiece.

"How dare you be so arrogant, you prisoner!" I was almost furious enough to kill her with my bare hands, but saving Yingying and Shishi was the priority right now. I could settle accounts with her later; I couldn't let the important

matter get in the way. As for the healing power of this dragon force, I knew it better than anyone. My injuries that day were no less severe than theirs. I recovered completely in just three days, and now my inner energy was abundant and I desperately wanted to unleash it, making it the perfect tool to save the two of them. The moment we made contact, my dragon force surged forth, entering the two women's bodies and activating their own Dao foundation true essence, attempting to save their lives.

However, healing isn't something that happens overnight, and if I stopped channeling true energy into them, the healing effect would be greatly reduced. So, even though Huoji's words infuriated me, I only verbally cursed her; I couldn't spare the energy to actually beat her up.

"Oh, I didn't expect you to know martial arts, and your skill is quite profound. I thought you were just a useless piece of trash!" Turkey tried to provoke me with words, forcing me not to heal Ying Shi and the other woman.

I grunted and ignored her. I said to Lin Lan, "Sister Lan, I need to use my internal energy to heal them. Please don't let anyone disturb me." I closed my eyes, placed my palms on the backs of the two women, and focused all my energy on healing.

But Lin Lan couldn't help but react to my insults. She said, "You vixen, why are you insulting my husband?"

Turkey, seeing that a mere mortal dared to insult her, and being a jealous woman herself, noticed that although Lin Lan looked older than her, her beauty was no less than her own. She laughed angrily, "Silly girl, if I'm a vixen, then the two your husband saved weren't vixens either?"

Lin Lan was taken aback by her words, thinking to herself, "Yes, why would my husband save vixens?"

The turkey continued, "Your husband is even saving demons, isn't it because he's attracted to their beauty? I bet in a few days, he'll be completely bewitched by them."

I had just shut down my senses, focusing entirely on healing Yingying and Shishi, so I didn't hear a word of Lin Lan's conversation with the turkey.

Lin Lan loved reading, and those who love reading tend to overthink, which naturally leads to suspicion. This was Lin Lan's first love, and her love for me was the volcanic eruption of her lonely life of over a decade, an unstoppable surge. But she only listened to my stories of romantic escapades. Although Sister Wu and Sister Wu could become my wives, they were, after all, half-apes, covered in black and white hair. Even if they possessed unparalleled beauty, it wouldn't be apparent.

Humans are generally more tolerant and forgiving of those who pose no threat. But suddenly, three demons appeared before us. Clearly, my husband was very concerned about the two seriously injured demons. Lin Lan, who had read many frivolous books since childhood, felt troubled whenever she thought of those novels about beautiful snake spirits and fox spirits seducing men.

She admitted that she couldn't match the allure of these enchanting fairies.

The turkey, having lived for thousands of years, possessed a keen eye for people. Seeing Lin Lan's hesitation, it added fuel to the fire, saying, "Sister, even demons can be good or evil. Don't let my chicken body fool you; I'm kind-hearted and hate evil." It paused, then continued, "Look at those two demons, one a beautiful snake, the other a shrew. You can tell at a glance they're the kind who seduce men; they're definitely not good people.

That morning, I got up early to crow. Unexpectedly, I found those two demons embracing your husband intimately. These two demons caused my banishment to the mortal realm when we were in Heaven, and now they're harming your husband. I couldn't stand it, so I intervened. Although I severely injured them, I accidentally hurt your husband in the process. Sister, I'm so sorry."

Even the turkey itself was moved by these words; how much more so the naive Lin Lan?

Lin Lan was currently wavering in her thoughts. She was inherently indecisive, and her act of jumping over the wall was merely a reflection of her inner belief in chastity. In terms of interpersonal skills, she was still just a sixteen-year-old girl.

Lin Lan lowered her head and thought for a moment, then asked, "Are you telling the truth?"

Turkey replied confidently, "Sister, am I the kind of person who would lie through my teeth?"

Looking at Turkey's innocent and naive face, Lin Lan was also touched by her innocent charm and shook her head, saying, "I don't think you're the kind of person who would lie."

"That's right, sister, your husband is trying to revive those two seductive demons. I think he's quite bewitched by them."

Lin Lan was momentarily at a loss, like a headless fly, and anxiously asked, "Then, what can I do? But my husband has always been very kind to me, I don't think he'll abandon me."

The turkey immediately said, "Sister, I'm not trying to criticize you, but you're too kind and unaware of the dangers of the world. When I was in the Heavenly Palace, I saw too many heartless men in the mortal realm. Especially those seduced by snake demons, they abandoned their wives who had shared their hardships. They caused families to break apart and their homes to be destroyed."

Hearing this, Lin Lan couldn't help but feel a little scared and said, "Sister, what should I do now?"

The turkey chuckled and said, "Sister, I'll teach you a method now. Just take a big rock and smash it on the heads of those two demons. Once they're dead, everything will be fine, and the world will be at peace."

"What? My sister wants me to kill someone?" Lin Lan trembled violently, her pretty face turning deathly pale. She had never even killed an ant since childhood, let alone a human.

Seeing Lin Lan's frail appearance, the turkey knew something was wrong. He had known that most mortal women were timid, and this was truly a slip-up. He quickly tried to salvage the situation, saying, "If my sister is too afraid to do it, then let me do it. Quickly, get that stone axe over there, and cut this damned vine knot so I can get out."

Lin Lan looked and, sure enough, saw a large knot tied on the cell door. It was a knot with countless knots inside and out, truly impossible for a human to untie. It seemed that only those giant apes who used knotted ropes for record-keeping could open it.

But Lin Lan wasn't stupid. She carefully compared the turkey's words with her husband's earlier statement, finding numerous inconsistencies. Moreover, she believed her husband even more; she had only been bewitched for a moment.

Lin Lan, an idea forming in her mind, said, "Wait a moment, sister, I'll go find a stone axe." With that, she left the stone cave to find the axe.

Turkey watched Lin Lan's retreating figure, listening to her footsteps fade into the distance, a silent, smug smile spreading across her lips.

After a while, seeing Lin Lan hadn't returned, she grew impatient. She muttered to herself, "Could this foolish woman have seen through my scheme?"

Just as she finished speaking, a sudden sense of foreboding rose within her.

"Hmph, as expected. You're the real vixen, daring to lie through your teeth! Luckily, I saw through your trick!"

Lin Lan, carrying her shoes in one hand, walked barefoot into the stone cell. Turkey was astonished. She hadn't expected Lin Lan, a seemingly weak woman, to possess such cunning, cleverly employing a "retreat to advance" tactic that rendered her own lie completely exposed.

Lin Lanxiu glared at the turkey and angrily shouted, "Chicken demon, what else do you have to say?"

The turkey chuckled and said, "Hmph, so you saw through me? What can you do to me? Come on, kill me!"

Knowing Lin Lanxiu wouldn't dare kill him, the turkey kept provoking her with flirtatious words. Lin Lanxiu wasn't good with words to begin with, and let the turkey chatter on and on. Eventually, she covered her ears and focused intently on me.

At first, the turkey only said flirtatious things, but later it became indiscriminate, hurling all sorts of vile insults. It hurled insults like "male thief, female prostitute, adulterer..." If I had heard these insults, I wonder what I would have done to her.

For a moment, only the turkey's shrewish, street-smart shouts echoed throughout the cave…

To find out what happened after Xu Zhengqi healed Yingying and Shishi, please stay tuned for the next chapter!

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