A Dream of Hunting Beauties in the Martial World (Complete) - 25

Chapter Three: Chaos and Disorder

"Young Master, that Huang Xiping is too arrogant!" Luo Jin roared.
At this time, the meeting had already ended, and the members of the Earth Alliance were gathered in Luo Tian's bedroom, seemingly still discussing something.
Luo Tian said, "It's nothing, he's always been that kind of person, you'll get used to it." Luo Mu
said, "Young Master, what Third Brother said before, I think, is true..."
Luo Tian said, "Luo Tu, when your fist clashed with his, that shouldn't have happened."
Yes! Luo Tu's Absolute True Meaning Fist was almost the most powerful fist in the martial world, its force possessing the true meaning and power of the earth. However, when Huang Xiping's thunderous fist collided with Luo Tu's, it was Luo Tu who was defeated... Besides the "Thunder Tribulation Divine Blade," when did Huang Xiping acquire another "Thunder" fist?
Luo Tu, who had been silent with his face down, looked up and said, "His fist was burning hot and had a numbing electric shock effect. When my fist met his, I felt that my strength was no match for his." "
You mean, you really lost?"
Luo Tu sighed, "I lost."
Luo Huo also said, "We made a very basic mistake, which was to underestimate him all along. If he didn't have strength, he wouldn't have survived until now. Just for that, you should believe what I said before."
Luo Cao said, "When he defeated Third Senior Brother last time, his eyes were exactly the same as just now. It seems that when his eyes show that divine light, he is invincible."
Luo Tian sneered, "Who said he is invincible?"
Luo Cao said unnaturally, "I... I just had that feeling..."
"Luo Ye, why were you suddenly held in his arms?"
Luo Ye, who had also been silent, answered when Luo Tian asked, "Young Master, I'm not really sure either. When my knife was about to strike him, I was suddenly hit hard and slid to the side. His hand reached out and... and then..."
"Alright, stop talking. It seems you don't even know if someone else hugged you."
Luo Ye suddenly burst into tears...
Luo Tian was silent for a long time, his eyes flashing, and said, "Find an opportunity to get rid of Huang Xiping."
"Brother, why are your clothes all wet?" Du Juan asked while helping Xiping change. Xiping
freed one hand to touch Shui Xian's face and said, "I bumped into a shrew today and was so scared that I jumped into the river."
"You can be scared by women?" Dugu Shi was very skeptical.
Shui Xian said, "Is she ugly?"
"No, they wanted to rape me..."
"You're afraid of being raped by women?" Du Juan lightly punched him and said reproachfully.
Dugu Shi said, "Where did you go?"
"I went to the widow's house."
"You went in?"
"No, I was on the roof, and then I saw five beautiful women taking a bath with their clothes off... and then I fell down, and then I hurriedly ran out, otherwise I would have really been raped by them!" Xiping said fearfully.
"Look at you, talking like it's true!" Du Juan helped him get dressed, and as he held her in his arms, she gently punched his chest and accepted his kiss.
After kissing Du Juan, he kissed Shui Xian and Dugu Shi before leaving.
"Where are you going again?"
"I'm going to see two old flames."
Xi Ping determined which room the Tianfeng Twins were staying in. It was almost dusk. He knocked on their door, and Xu Hongxia opened it. Actually, it was difficult to recognize them at first glance, but Xi Ping could sense it, and their eyes were very different. Xu Hongxia's eyes were gentle and full of emotion, while Xu Bailu's eyes were sharp.
"I've come to see you," Xi Ping said, entering the room. Xu
Hongxia left the door ajar, but Xu Bailu said, "Sister, lock the door."
"Ah?" Xu Hongxia was startled, turned to look at Xu Bailu, then turned back and locked the door.
Xu Bailu stood by the window, looking outside, and said, "What are you doing here?"
Xi Ping walked behind her and, without her permission, gently embraced her waist from behind, saying, "I was afraid if I didn't come, you would forget me."
Xu Bailu said, "I've never remembered you."
"You just washed your hair? Your hair has a faint fragrance. Do you know why Jasmine always lies?"
"What?"
Xi Ping said, "Jasmine always says that her flowers are small and never bloom, and they don't emit any fragrance... But many people know that Jasmine is beautiful and fragrant. But why does Jasmine deny this fact? Because she's afraid of being picked like a rose, used as a token of love. You're like Jasmine, denying that you have deep feelings hidden in your heart, because you're afraid of being picked like a rose."
"You always seem so arrogant and ignorant?"
"I only know that when I hold you, you don't resist at all."
Xu Bailu struggled slightly.
Xi Ping hugged her tighter, his lips brushing her earlobe, and said, "If it weren't for your brother, you might have willingly leaned into my arms long ago. When did you fall in love with me?"
Xu Bailu didn't answer.
Xi Ping turned around, smiled at Xu Hongxia who had been standing there blankly, and said, "Would you like to come over here too?"
Xu Hongxia hesitated for a moment, then lowered her head and walked to Xi Ping's left. Xi Ping's right arm embraced Xu Bailu, then his left arm reached out to embrace Xu Hongxia. She didn't resist, but turned her head and saw tears in her sister's eyes.
Xi Ping said, "I want to propose marriage to your father. I want both of you."
"No, you can't propose marriage to my father!" Xu Bailu exclaimed. Xu
Hongxia also said, "My father hates you. Don't make things difficult for us."
"I can, but you have to say one thing yourself, something I really want to hear, and then I'll promise not to make things difficult for Xu Piaoran for the time being," Xi Ping threatened.
Xu Hongxia asked, "What are you saying?"
"You should know what I like to hear you say."
"I don't understand..."
Before Xu Hongxia could finish, Xu Bailu interrupted, "We've never forgotten you, but we also hate you a little."
"Sister, how could you say that...?" Xu Hongxia's pretty face quickly flushed red.
Xi Ping smiled, gently pulling the two beautiful sisters closer, and said, "Is this all the reason you won't agree to marry Luo Tian?"
"Yes," the two women replied in unison.
"Would you like to turn around?" Xi Ping said.
Xu Hongxia obediently turned around, but Xu Bailu didn't move.
Xi Ping said, "You don't like facing me?"
Xu Bailu finally slowly turned around.
Xi Ping saw her tears, removed his right hand from her waist, wiped her face, and then hugged her again, asking, "Why are you crying?"
"You're unreasonable..." Xu Bailu choked back sobs, "You only know how to bully people. It's not enough that you bullied us, you also bullied our father."
Xi Ping sighed, "Actually, it's not entirely my fault. He also treats me like an idiot."
"Aren't you one too?" Xu Bailu retorted.
Xi Ping said, "Okay, okay, I am, I am your idiot, is that alright?" But in his heart he thought: Actually, I am a genius.
A genius and an idiot, isn't the difference just a fine line?
Xu Hongxia suddenly laughed, and Xu Bailu's eyes also showed a hint of a smile. She said, "How long are you going to stay in our room?"
"Oh dear! You locked the door from the inside, didn't you want me to stay overnight?"
The two sisters were both amused and exasperated. Xu Bailu scolded, "Don't even think about it. I just saw you come in and knew you would start messing around, so I locked the door from the inside to prevent other people from barging in. If they see... it'll be... not good."
"What's not good about it? I actually hope a lot of people are watching. You two sisters have actually been in love with me for a long time, and you both want to be my women one hundred percent!"
"Who's in love with you?"
Xi Ping looked at the two identical faces. The amazement and satisfaction filled his heart. He lowered his head and kissed Xu Bailu's tears, and then kissed Xu Hongxia's red lips. The two women accepted his kiss in a daze.
He said, “If you didn’t love me, many things would be inexplicable. Only by thinking of you as loving me can many things be resolved. I’m going out now. Try to persuade your stubborn father more often, and be kind to him. Let him forget about Xu Qingyun’s death! Shi Zhusheng is dead too, and Shi Rouyun is all alone. She’s a very beautiful, kind, and helpless girl. Perhaps her pure heart is suffering even more than yours. Let her go! She’s just a pitiful girl.”
Having said this, he opened the door, turned back, and smiled slightly at the two women. His handsome face gave them a feeling like a wave crashing over them…
"Sister, why are you crying? You shouldn't dislike being held by him!"
Xu Bailu sighed. "Sister, do you know why I didn't fall for the outstanding Luo Tian? Because I can no longer give my feelings to anyone else. After returning from the Gate of Hell, all my feelings were given to that bastard Huang Xiping."
Xu Hongxia whispered, "Me too... I gave in after enduring his two slaps. I guess I'm not a very strong girl to begin with!"
"I cried just now because the embrace I longed for finally sheltered my delicate body again... My heart felt as if it was being pampered in his embrace at that moment. I cried because I liked him."
Xu Hongxia whispered, "Actually, I wanted to cry the moment I opened the door and saw him."
Xu Bailu sighed, "I'm so happy that I won't be bothered by the people of the Earth Alliance anymore."
"Sister, I really wanted him to stay just now."
"Ah?"
Xu Bailu exclaimed in surprise upon hearing Xu Hongxia's words, followed by the two sisters' knowing laughter, so gentle and sweet...
"Little mute, open the door!" Xi Ping shouted in front of Shi Rouyun's room, but there was no response from inside. He added, "If you don't open the door, I'll kick it open."
The door opened quickly, and Shi Rouyun glared at him resentfully. He smiled happily, picked her up, and went inside, kicking the door shut behind him.
"The door isn't closed," Shi Rouyun said hurriedly.
Xi Ping looked back and saw that the door was indeed half-open. The force of the impact must have been too great, causing the door to not only not close but also be mostly open. "No need to close it. Everyone knows that the little mute likes to be held by her mortal enemy."
"No, I want to close it." Shi Rouyun struggled to get off the bed, ran over, and locked the door from the inside. Turning back, she saw Xi Ping sitting on the edge of the bed, while she leaned against the door and didn't move.
Xi Ping said, "Aren't you going to come over? Or do you want me to carry you myself?"
Shi Rouyun then lowered her head and walked to Xi Ping.
Xi Ping embraced her, saying, "You seemed a bit preoccupied today. I felt like you were thinking about something, but I know your brain isn't really suited for deep thought."
Shi Rouyun's eyes reddened, and she said, "I saw Sister Yunxue..."
"Hmm, continue."
"The way she looked at me always reminded me of my older brother's eyes. And her height is the same as my older brother's. Also, if she were dressed as a man, I think she would look a lot like my older brother..."
"Don't overthink it. There are people who look alike. Besides, although your brother is neither male nor female, he's not a woman either. Yunxue looks like a complete woman, but if you think she resembles your brother, then you can treat her like your older sister from now on. Doesn't she like you a lot?"
Shi Rouyun said happily, "She does like me a lot, and she even asked me to call her 'sister'!"
"Isn't that great? Go visit her sometime. I don't think she'll hurt you."
"I also think she wouldn't hurt Rouyun. She even said that Rouyun shouldn't hate you, shouldn't treat you as an enemy—"
Xiping was overjoyed and shouted, "Little mute, she's right! I'm not your enemy at all, but your lover and genius-type guardian angel."
"I... I don't see that at all?"
Xiping was exasperated and said, "Can't you just shut up? Every time you talk, you drive people crazy."
"Dead people can't talk, you're not dead!"
With a "smack," Shi Rouyun's bottom received a light slap from Xiping. He picked her up and walked out...
"Let's go have dinner, I'll shut you up with some food."

Chapter Four: Wan Hua Lou

"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, get up!"
"This guy, making a racket so early in the morning, it's almost become his habit." Xiping gently pushed Dugu Shi, who was lying on his chest.
She opened her eyes and smiled, "Brother, it's not really early morning anymore. Dujuan and Shuixian went out a long time ago. I stayed here by myself because I was afraid that if you woke up, there would be no one to take care of you."
"Hmm, you guys are so good to me."
"Xiaobo, is something wrong?" Dugu Shi asked.
Hua Xiaobo waited outside the door and called inside, "Shi'er, hurry up and wake your brother-in-law up! Those three bastards are running around the streets with a bunch of beauties from who-knows-where, and I can't stop them."
"Is that so?" Xi Ping muttered to himself. It seemed like Zhao Ziwei wouldn't stoop to doing something like that, but one of those three bastards should be Zhao Ziwei, right? He couldn't think of any other candidate.
He sat up, and Dugu Shi, naked, clung to his chest. His hands groped her lovely nipples, and she said coquettishly, "Brother, stop! Shi'er's going soft, and then... I won't be able to help you get dressed."
Hua Xiaobo, outside, seemed to have overheard something and called out, "Brother-in-law, are you still messing with Shi'er? I can't wait any longer..."
"Damn it! Hua Xiaobo, keep your voice down, or I'll come out and smash your head in!"
Xi Ping roared, getting off the bed and standing in front of it. Dugu Shi also got off the bed, her beautiful body bare and her feet bare, and found his clothes, quickly helping him put them on.
He embraced her and kissed her passionately, then put her on the bed, covered her with the blanket, and said, "Lie down for a while, I'm going out."
Xi Ping opened the door and immediately locked it again.
Seeing that Hua Xiaobo seemed quite anxious, he asked, "Why are you in such a hurry?"
"I'm telling you, brother-in-law, those five girls are all incredibly beautiful. I only came back to report to you because I remembered you. With such beauties, how could you be left out, brother-in-law?"
"Is that really true?"
Hua Xiaobo scratched his head and laughed, "Actually, it's because those five beauties weren't very interested in us. We've been following them since morning, for three hours now, and still haven't found an opportunity. So we all thought of you, brother-in-law, and they sent me back to take you there. They said that although Si Gou is thick-skinned, he's not as handsome as you, brother-in-law, nor as charming, nor as good at sweet talk. So we had to find someone who's both thick-skinned and charming—"
"Stop, Hua Xiaobo, what are you saying? Can't you just omit the first description?"
"But if you omit the first description, I won't have to go through all that trouble to come back and find you, brother-in-law."
Xi Ping said playfully, "I'm not going. I'm going to find Yuan Zhen today."
"Brother-in-law, one of those five girls is particularly beautiful."
Xi Ping became interested and asked, "How beautiful?"
"She's on par with Meng Xiang, Shui Jie Qiu, and the others. Is that alright?"
"Why didn't you say so earlier!" Xi Ping tried to knock Hua Xiaobo's head, but Hua Xiaobo, quick-witted and agile, dodged to the side. Ignoring Hua Xiaobo, Xi Ping continued walking, saying, "Xiaobo, hurry up and lead the way! I want to see these three guys. One is clumsy and has no sweet talk, one is all talk and no action, and the other is arrogant and clueless. How can they win the hearts of beautiful women? I, the genius Casanova, am much better, haha!"
"Brother-in-law, they're at Wan Hua Lou. There are lots of beautiful women there. We've been hunting there these past few days." Hua Xiaobo took the lead and ran off.
Xi Ping followed Hua Xiaobo at the speed of chasing a horse…
Wan Hua Lou was the largest restaurant in Jialing Town, with three floors. Those who could sit on the top floor were generally wealthy and powerful.
Directly opposite Wan Hua Lou were the Mi River and Wu Mountain. Those sitting on the top floor could enjoy the magnificent scenery of the Mi River and Wu Mountain. Therefore, many people wanted to drink on the top floor, with the lake and mountain views spread out before them. Perhaps this was the meaning of "the drunkard's heart is not in the wine."
Wan Hua Lou wasn't a brothel, but it attracted many women. This was somewhat related to its name; many women who considered themselves somewhat attractive and of a certain status frequented the place, believing themselves to be the most alluring flower among a sea of beauties. Gradually, it became a trend. The women who came here all dressed up, not for the sake of drinking—their real intentions were elsewhere!
They came to compare who had the grandest entourage or the most beautiful face. Those who weren't pretty compared their figures; if neither were attractive, they compared their cosmetics or the most expensive and beautiful jewelry. When people couldn't be compared, they compared their possessions.
Therefore, Wan Hua Lou was actually a concentration camp for women to compete, and a grand square for men to hunt for women. Business was naturally booming.
Si Gou, Hua Xiaobo, and Dugu Ming had actually come here on their first day in Jialing Town, and they frequented the place whenever they had free time. What's even more noteworthy is that they also hunted down some lonely, resentful women here, sleeping with them to soothe their repressed desires and restless bodies.
That very morning, they invited Zhao Ziwei along. Zhao Ziwei had originally intended to visit Mengxiang, but she had been busy these past few days, and seemed to be siding with Luo Tian, the hero he so vehemently disliked. He, the Second Young Master Zhao, felt an urge to spit at the sight of Luo Tian, so it was best to avoid it. Otherwise, if he couldn't resist spitting when he saw Luo Tian one day, that would be quite a sight.
The four of them arrived at the Wan Hua Lou, first occupying a table on the first floor, then watching every woman who entered or left. Of course, only two of their eyes, like wolves in the night, were truly focused; Dugu Ming and Zhao Ziwei were more composed.
"With such a wonderful place, why did you only bring me here now?" Zhao Ziwei hadn't been sitting there for even a quarter of an hour before he began to complain about why they hadn't brought him sooner.
Si Gou said, "You think about Meng Xiang every day, we thought you weren't interested in other women."
"You can think about so many women, but I can't even think about one?"
Dugu Ming said, "You don't only want one..."
"So what if I don't? I, Zhao Ziwei, can have any pretty woman, how about that?"
Dugu Ming gave a thumbs up and said, "You're something else!"
Hua Xiaobo said impatiently, "Stop arguing, can't you just quietly look at the woman?"
The three men glared at him, and he immediately said, "Never mind."
Hua Xiaobo turned his face away in annoyance, and his eyes suddenly froze, as if an invisible stick had been forced into them, fixing his pupils in place...
The three men were shocked and turned to look at the door.
They saw five young women gracefully enter, the leader wearing a white robe, the other four wearing robes of four different colors. Of the five, the girl in white was the most beautiful, and the other four were also exceptionally pretty.
They walked in and headed towards the stairs, probably going to the top floor.
The men in the brothel were immediately drawn to them, their eyes following their every move, while the women's eyes gleamed with intense jealousy…
The five women went upstairs, and Hua Xiaobo, leaning back too far, lost his balance in his chair and fell to the ground with a thud, jolting everyone out of their daze.
Zhao Ziwei was the first to scold, “Hey kid, concentrate! Look at the beauties, don’t do acrobatics. This isn’t a circus troupe.”
Hua Xiaobo struggled to his feet, saying, “Brother Wei, I was so engrossed in looking at the beauties that I forgot about gravity.”
“Oh ho, do you even know what gravity is?” Si Gou was immediately displeased. This was a new term; why had he never heard of it before?
Hua Xiaobo said seriously, “Just like the attraction of beautiful women, everything has an attraction. I fell to the ground, of course, it was the ground’s gravity that pulled me down, not my own fall!”
“Don’t tell me someone pushed you!” Zhao Ziwei said.
Hua Xiaobo straightened up and dusted off his clothes—the floor was actually quite clean, but he felt it was proper to do so to follow the rule of getting up after falling. He said, "Brother Wei, shall we go up to the top floor too?"
Zhao Ziwei roared, "That suits me perfectly!"
At this moment, Si Gou was already the first to rush towards the stairs, followed closely by Dugu Ming.
Suddenly, someone at the counter shouted, "You four can't go up."
What? Can't go up? Someone actually dared to yell at them, "You can't go up?"
The four men immediately turned around, only to see the waiter running over to them, saying, "Only people of high status can go up to the top floor; that's the rule of this building."
Si Gou shouted, "You fucking pig-eyed jerk! Don't we have any status? Look at us! Not only do we have status, but we're all tall and strong, and our faces are good enough for women! You fucking spout nonsense!" The waiter
seemed a little intimidated, his voice trembling as he said, "You… you can't even speak properly… how can you be considered high status?"
"How am I not proper?" Damn it, did he think Si Gou was a Japanese person speaking Mandarin? --You're the one who's not proper!
"Ah... it should be 'dog's eyes look down on people'... not 'pig's eyes look down on people', and... not 'pig fart,' 'dog fart'!"
"I'll fuck your grandma!" Enraged, Si Gou kicked him, but Dugu Ming blocked it. He cursed again, "Are you deliberately trying to antagonize me, Si Gou?"
Dugu Ming said, "That's how it was originally said. You're the one who changed it. Nobody's against you. Don't kick people randomly, or we'll be kicked out."
"Who dares to kick us out?" Si Gou roared.
Zhao Ziwei glared at the waiter and said, "You're not planning to walk back?"
"What?" Xiao Er didn't understand.
Zhao Ziwei shouted, "We're going up, are you going to stop us?"
Xiao Er was a little scared, but duty called, so he said, "Yes."
"Then you can go cool off over there!" As Zhao Ziwei spoke, he kicked Xiao Er far away, then turned to the other three and said, "It's settled, let's go up. Anyone who thinks I, Zhao Ziwei, have no status can just tell us to come down."
Hua Xiaobo said, "Brother Wei is the most important person here. We're so grateful to have brought Brother Wei along today."
Si Gou said indignantly, "I could do the same. If Dugu Ming hadn't stopped him, he would have been cooling off over there long ago."
"Enough with the nonsense, let's go upstairs."
Si Gou said, "Dugu Ming, aren't you the one who talks the most nonsense?"
Dugu Ming ignored him and went upstairs first, followed by Si Gou. Hua Xiaobo called out from the back, "Brother Dugu, you'll have to put your nonsense skills to good use later! We're counting on you."
The four of them went up to the top floor. Perhaps because they had arrived too early, there were only the five beauties who had gone up earlier on the top floor. When they saw them come up, they knew that the four of them had been making a ruckus on the ground floor. The four beauties glanced at them before turning to look at Mi Jiang. Only the stunningly beautiful girl in white didn't even look at them...
Oh my! They were top-tier handsome guys! It's really not a good feeling to be ignored!
Wan Hua Lou was a spire structure. The top floor was not large, and could only accommodate more than thirty people. There were seven tables, each with eight chairs. The five beauties were at the table closest to the front and farthest.
The four of them sat down at the table next to them, then looked at each other, and then Si Gou, Hua Xiaobo, and Zhao Ziwei all simultaneously turned their eyes to Dugu Ming, their meaning clear: Dugu Ming, you go!
Dugu Ming looked troubled. Why? There were no flowers!
Zhao Ziwei whispered, "Do you really need flowers? You idiot!"
Dugu Ming said, "Zhao Ziwei, I'm your brother-in-law, not an idiot."
Hua Xiaobo tried to smooth things over, saying, "Alright, you two stop arguing. If there's really no other way, let Master Si Gou step in."
"Me? Don't joke around. I, Si Gou, am usually a very charming person, but they didn't even glance at me. Even with my thick skin, I won't go over and chat them up. Besides, they should be able to hear us. Since they're ignoring us, I think the chances are slim." For the sake of at least some dignity, Si Gou backed down.
"I'll go!" Zhao Ziwei volunteered, stood up, took a couple of steps, then turned back and sat down, looking quite dejected. "I don't know their names, so I can't greet them properly."
The other three were dumbfounded; they thought he was so powerful, but he was nothing special!
"I think..." Hua Xiaobo hesitated.
"What do you think?" the three asked in unison.
Hua Xiaobo thought for a moment and said, "Shall we go and invite my brother-in-law?"
"What?" The three exclaimed again.
Zhao Ziwei said, "If he comes, will we still have a show?"
"If he doesn't come, given the current situation, we'll have even less to do."
Dugu Ming also said, "Xiaobo is right. There are five here; if he comes, we'll have five too, which is a perfect match. However, we might not get the most beautiful one."
Hua Xiaobo said, "But those four very beautiful ones should be ours, right?"
Si Gou suddenly slammed his hand on the table and said, "That's settled then. Calling Xiping is better than nothing."
"Zhao Ziwei, what about you?" Dugu Ming asked.
Zhao Ziwei blurted out, "I want the one in the yellow dress."
Hua Xiaobo said, "I'll have the one in the green dress."
"I'm captivated by the one in the blue dress," Dugu Ming added, having also chosen his target.
Si Gou said, "Then I'll give the prettiest one to Xiping... I'll keep the one in the purple dress for myself!"
"Who's going to tell my brother-in-law?" Hua Xiaobo, feeling things were settled, brought up the question.
The three of them stared at him simultaneously and exclaimed in unison, "You!"
The food and drinks were already on the table. The people at Wan Hua Lou were reluctant to serve food and drinks to Si Gou's table, but although these three weren't prominent figures in Jialing Town, they were bandits who had suddenly appeared there. The scene earlier had frightened many people, and they didn't dare offend them for the time being. However, as the food and drinks were being served, they wondered: would they try to dine and dash?
But, based on the events of the past two days, they certainly had the money to pay.
The five women ordered tea and snacks, while Si Gou's table was laden with fish and meat, and an endless supply of wine. With the wine in their system, their courage grew, and they spoke louder.
"Zhao Ziwei, do you think Xiao Bo can lure Xi Ping here?"
Zhao Ziwei said, "With such beautiful women, would that kid not come? Besides, Xiao Bo is the kind of person who lies all the time; I believe tricking him here would be a piece of cake."
Dugu Ming said, "Not necessarily. Xi Ping is currently infatuated with Meng Xiang—"
"Dugu Ming, are you trying to go against me again?"
"What business is it of yours if I say Xi Ping is infatuated with Meng Xiang?"
"You saying that makes me fucking annoyed."
Dugu Ming sneered at the girls, saying, "Zhao Ziwei, there's someone here who can rival Meng Xiang. Why don't you give up Meng Xiang for this one?"
Zhao Ziwei glanced at the white-clad beauty's back, swallowed hard, and awkwardly said, "I, Zhao Ziwei, am only devoted to Meng Xiang."
"Pah! You're spouting nonsense and drinking! You're devoted to Mengxiang? I, Si Gou, am devoted to Xiao Hong!"
Zhao Ziwei wanted to curse, but then thought better of it. He picked up his wine bowl, tilted his head back, and just then saw the beautiful eyes of the girl in yellow sitting directly opposite him looking at him. His throat tightened, choked by the wine…
Actually, the five women heard everything the four men said and understood that they had designs on them. However, their conversation made them think they were just a bunch of ridiculous, boring men. Besides, these men, as boring as they were, were all extremely handsome, enough to bewitch many naive girls.
They seemed eager to strike up a conversation with them, but none of them dared to approach. Finally, they sent a man named Hua Xiaobo back to lure a man named Xi Ping over, which piqued their interest in this yet-to-be-presented man.
They hadn't come to the Wan Hua Lou because of Xi Ping's commotion yesterday. They were searching for him in Jialing Town, and the best spot was undoubtedly the top floor of the Wan Hua Lou. They could drink tea, enjoy the view, and watch the passersby, hoping to find the "lecherous thief" who had spied on them naked yesterday.
They hated that "lecherous thief" to the core… yet, they also hoped to see him again!
Except for the woman in white, the other four women were named according to the color of their clothing: Purple Jade, Yellow Jade, Green Jade, and Blue Jade.
Yellow Jade, of course, heard Zhao Ziwei's words and was sitting directly opposite him. Thinking he wouldn't see her as he drank, she glanced at him, only to have her gaze caught. She felt her face burning as if she'd drunk strong liquor. She turned to look at the misty river and the faintly visible Wushan Mountain within it…
It seems Brother Wei's charm is quite potent, haha!
Seeing that Brother Wei seemed to be frozen in place, Si Gou raised his hand and shook his head violently, shouting, "Hey, wake up, are you stupid?"
Zhao Ziwei, jolted back to reality by Si Gou's antics, swallowed the wine with a gulp and roared, "You damn dog, let go of my head! Or I'll chop off your paws and use them as a snack!"
Si Gou laughed, "You almost choked on your drink, I saved you. You should thank me."
"Thank you for messing with my head?" Zhao Ziwei gritted his teeth.
Si Gou chuckled, and Dugu Ming smiled with great composure, but Zhao Ziwei couldn't manage a smile…
"Knock knock knock…"
"Someone's coming up?" Dugu Ming asked.
Zhao Ziwei said, "Let's see who it is first."
Si Gou asked curiously, "Just kick down anyone you don't like?"
Zhao Ziwei roared, "Am I that shameless?"
Dugu Ming sighed, "I think that's enough."
"Dugu Ming—" Zhao Ziwei suddenly stopped, because they saw that it was Luo Tian and the four male disciples of the Earth Alliance who had come up.
Oh! Everyone's here today! Five beauties on the top floor, five hunks from the Earth Alliance, and the soon-to-be-completed "Five Perverts" from the four great martial arts families—hehe!
"So you're here too!" Luo Tian casually greeted them, about to find a table to sit down, when he saw the five beauties. His eyes flashed, and he sat down at the table opposite the beauties' table, his four junior brothers following suit.
Si Gou said, "Oh! Young Master Luo, you like coming here too! We're kindred spirits!"
The five women tensed up upon hearing Si Gou's words, but quickly regained their composure. The men on both sides, caught in the standoff, didn't notice the women's change in expression.
Upon hearing Si Gou's words, Luo Jin retorted, "If you can come, why can't we?"
"Damn it, big guy, don't be so arrogant. I'll stab you through the head and then through your ass..."
Dugu Ming winked at Si Gou and whispered, "You don't have your golden spear with you right now."
Si Gou rolled his eyes and said, "Can't I go back and get it? Idiot!"
"If a real fight breaks out, do you think they'll let you go back for a gun? You're the stupid dog!" Zhao Ziwei said realistically.
"You..." Si Gou hadn't finished cursing when he suddenly laughed, "If a real fight breaks out, won't you two hold them off while I go get the gun?"
"By the time you come back with the gun, we'll be long dead," Dugu Ming sighed.
Luo Tian said, "We're on the same side as your four great martial arts families."
Si Gou said, "That's not necessarily true. You know, sometimes friends can become enemies, and enemies can become friends, but no matter what, you won't become my friend, because I—hate you!"
Zhao Ziwei slapped him on the shoulder and shouted, "That's right."
Luo Tian smiled dismissively.
Just then, the waiter arrived, setting out the food and wine.
Luo Tian tipped the waiter and then said to the table of beauties, "My name is Luo Tian. May I invite the five ladies for a drink?"
The three strongmen from the four major martial arts families felt a chill run down their spines: Luo Tian was after their beauties.
"No, thank you for your kindness," came an incredibly sweet voice.
Thank goodness! Dugu Ming and Zhao Ziwei secretly patted their chests, but Si Gou had been so startled when Luo Tian invited the beauties that he stood up. Now, seeing Luo Tian retreat without success, he felt a huge weight lifted from his heart, and his buttocks slammed down with a "thump!"
Because he sat down so quickly, the weight of his buttocks caused the chair to collapse, and he fell to the ground just like Hua Xiaobo had earlier. Truly, master and disciple are of one mind—they share the same ground!
"Gravity, gravity, hahaha!" Si Gou laughed awkwardly, still saying things he didn't understand at all. What "gravity"? He, Si Gou, knew nothing!
The four women burst into laughter, but the woman in white didn't laugh. It was clear that Si Gou's skill wasn't up to par! If he had collapsed the building, perhaps he could have made that beauty laugh.
People say a beautiful woman's smile is priceless, but Si Gou, with a simple landing, could make a beauty laugh uncontrollably. It was truly praiseworthy and worthy of promotion—everyone should learn to lie on their stomachs like a dog when they see a beautiful woman!
Si Gou moved another chair, grinning foolishly, and then gently sat down… Let others promote it! He, Si Gou, had only tried once.
Luo Jin laughed, "I almost thought you had an anal fissure, haha, poking my asshole? You got poked first, karma's just what you got!"
Si Gou got furious, grabbed a piece of chicken, and threw it at Luo Jin, who was laughing, his mouth agape. Luo Jin quickly spat it out, stood up, and was about to rush over to fight Si Gou.
Luo Tian said, "Luo Jin, forget it. Don't lower yourself to the level of such a boor. It'll only make the ladies laugh at you."
Luo Jin dared not disobey Luo Tian and angrily sat back down.
Si Gou snarled, "A coward is a coward. He thinks he's so gentlemanly, but he's just a coward."
"Let him say what he wants!" Luo Tian showed rare magnanimity, making people admire his composure.
He ignored Si Gou and the others, only staring at the woman in white with a look of infatuation in his eyes. This was understandable; among all the women he had ever seen, only Shui Jieqiu could compare to her—he had never seen Meng Xiang, much less Qian Yebei. Of course, Meng Qing and her two aunts were no less beautiful than the woman in white, but these three women were from the previous generation, not the same generation, so there was no point in comparing them.
He raised his wine cup—Si Gou and the others preferred bowls, but they preferred cups—and offered it to the woman in white, smiling, "Miss, would you do me the honor of sharing a cup with me from afar?" The
woman in white's classically elegant face blossomed into a smile, and she said, "I would be most honored!"
She then picked up her teacup and, in a perfunctory gesture, clinked it against Luo Tian's wine cup. Seeing Luo Tian drink the wine in one gulp, she withdrew her other hand, covering the cup and her mouth, and drank the tea herself.
The three strongmen inwardly cried out: "It's over, these idiotic women have fallen for Luo Tian's trick.
" "Thank you for the honor, Miss." Luo Tian put down his wine cup. Luo Jin poured him another cup, but he didn't drink it. Instead, he said to the beautiful woman, "May I ask your name, Miss?"
"Ouyang Tingting."
"What a beautiful name!" Si Gou roared, shattering the atmosphere Luo Tian had painstakingly created.
Dugu Ming, inspired, recited, "Ouyang is like a poem, Tingting is like a lyricist."
Zhao Ziwei, not to be outdone, clapped and shouted, "Good, good!" But he didn't know exactly why it was good.
However, at that moment, Ouyang Tingting turned around and frowned. The three strongmen inwardly cried out: "It's over, she seems to dislike us. We've been caught off guard this time.
" "Haha..." Luo Tian laughed heartily and said, "Miss, don't pay attention to those three lunatics."
"Luo Tian, who the hell are you calling a lunatic?" This was Xi Ping's crazy shout.
The five girls on the top floor heard this voice, their expressions changed slightly, and they all turned to stare at the entrance of the stairs.
"Thump thump... thump thump..."
Si Gou shouted, "Our savior is here! Haha, our village's most classic singing god is here! That voice is really powerful! We must sing a song together here!"
Under everyone's gaze, the angry Xi Ping popped his head out and saw the five girls. With a cry of "Ouch!", he turned and ran, but bumped into Hua Xiaobo behind him, and the two of them tumbled down the stairs together...
"Ouch... Brother-in-law... It hurts... Why did you turn around without saying anything..."
"Little... Ah... Little Bo! You fucking brought me here, I... Ah, it hurts... Who hit my head... It's the stairs... I have to run, these five... shrews are trying to rape me... It fucking hurts!"
Just as this voice came, Xi Ping was already at the door—rolling so fast!
"Chase!" Ouyang Tingting shouted, leaping out, the other four women following suit.
Si Gou asked, "Do they know Xi Ping?"
"Enough nonsense, follow them!"
Zhao Ziwei yelled, his figure shooting straight ahead, Dugu Ming and Si Gou immediately followed...
Luo Jin watched them go, saying, "Young Master, should we go and see?"
Luo Tian calmly said, "Let's drink, let the people from the four great martial arts families fight them first."
"Why?"
"The lightness skill they use is unique to the Taiyin Sect."
Four exclamations of surprise accompanied Luo Tian's gulping as he swallowed his wine.

Chapter Five: Various Flowers

Xi Ping ran at a speed "faster than a horse," it was truly unimaginable. It turned out he could achieve such speed when escaping. If he learned the "Heavenly Character Chaos," he might be a top-tier escape artist like Hua Xiaobo!
This time, he was also running towards Wushan, where there was a large river. Heh heh, no woman dared to follow him into the water. You see, in the water, no one can gain much strength; it's all about who's the best swimmer. He thought his swimming skills were first-rate; he knew how impressive it was to have survived soaking in that pool for so long.
Perhaps his speed was truly extraordinary, because it wasn't until he reached the Misty River, in the misty fog, that he was caught by Ouyang Tingting. Unfortunately, this woman blocked his way—too late to jump into the water, tragic!
"Heh heh," Xi Ping chuckled, seemingly an idiot. "Finally, you caught up with me."
Ouyang Tingting scoffed, "With your snail-paced speed, catching you was a piece of cake."
"No way! I think I'm running pretty fast. Besides, didn't you chase me for a while before you caught up?"
Ouyang Tingting said, "I followed you to see where you were going, letting you run. Seeing that you, this bastard, can't even run away, and all you think about is jumping into the water, as if you have nowhere else to go, I had no choice but to stop you—I don't like you jumping into the water to commit suicide, I'm going to kill you myself."
Xi Ping waved his hand and said, "Why should you kill me? Give me a reason."
"You peeked at me..." Ouyang Tingting's tone changed, and she said angrily, "I don't need any reason to kill someone."
"But I need a reason, otherwise I won't let you kill me!"
"You big idiot, whether I kill him or not is not up to you! They hired someone, I thought they were some important figure, but it turns out they're just you, you lecherous thief—"
Xi Ping tossed his head stylishly and laughed, "At least I'm a handsome man."
Ouyang Tingting looked at his tall and strong figure, his almost demonic handsome face, and her beautiful face suddenly turned red. She scolded, "You look like a diamond on the outside, but inside you're a pile of shit."
"Oh! How do you know I have shit in my intestines? You're making me want to poop!"
Xi Ping pretended to take off his pants. At this moment, there was no one else around, only him and Ouyang Tingting. He wondered where Hua Xiaobo and the other four women had gone.
"Where do you think you're going? How dare you say such filthy things as 'sleep with me'!" Green Jade chased after Hua Xiaobo and shouted.
Hua Xiaobo was indeed a master of escape. He ran and dodged Green Jade's attacks. Green Jade chased for a long time. She caught up with him, but she could never hit him. She was both anxious and annoyed. After chasing the saintess, the five of them separated—there was no other way; they were chasing the lecherous thief, but the four men entangled them, so they scattered and ran off separately.
Green Jade remembered Hua Xiaobo's boastful words, so she focused solely on chasing and attacking him.
Hua Xiaobo wasn't good at fighting, but his dodging was top-notch, so even a skilled fighter like Green Jade couldn't hit him.
"Don't dodge! A real man doesn't dodge!" Unable to hit Hua Xiaobo, Green Jade resorted to provocation.
Who was Hua Xiaobo? Would he fall for her provocation? Not a chance!
"I, Hua Xiaobo, am a true man, but I'm going to dodge! I don't want to fight with a woman. Men shouldn't bully women. You hit me, I'll dodge, I dodge, dodge... hahaha..."
Lüyu was already annoyed that she couldn't hit Hua Xiaobo, and his words only fueled her anger. She chased and hit him, while Hua Xiaobo dodged and ran, teasing her all the while.
"I, Hua Xiaobo, truly deserve to be called a handsome young man! To have such a beautiful darling chasing me in broad daylight is... too wonderful!"
"If I catch you, I'll let you taste the bitterness of hell..."
"The question is, can you even catch me?" Hua Xiaobo said smugly.
"You're asking for death!"
"I'm perfectly fine, why would I want to die? I haven't had my genitals cut off, and I haven't been dumped, why would I want to die? By the way, what's your name?"
"Go ask King Yama when you're dead!" Green Jade slashed horizontally with her sword, but Hua Xiaobo's phantom flashed, and her sword struck thin air again—failure!
"You can't cut me. Although your martial arts are very good, what I've learned is specifically for saving lives. How can I let you take my life so easily?"
Hua Xiaobo was overjoyed, but this couldn't go on, so he just ran north. He wanted to get back to "I'll Kick Your Butt," where there were many fighting masters. Then, the green-clad beauty chasing him would definitely be captured. Hehe, then he, Hua Xiaobo, could kill her however he wanted.
Then he thought: Would the others be able to escape the pursuit? Master Si Gou, without his golden spear, was probably captured by a woman? Hehe… I'll use this green-clad beauty to exchange for Master Si Gou. Hmm, that's a good idea. I, Hua Xiaobo, truly have a conscience to help the world.
Hua Xiaobo thought to himself as he fled towards the residences of the four great martial arts families…
“Ah… no…” A woman's scream suddenly rang out. Xi Ping saw Ouyang Tingting cover her face and turn away. He felt a strange sense of victory, vanity, and satisfaction.
“Scared now?” he said smugly to Ouyang Tingting's retreating figure.
He thought she was so fierce, but all he wanted to do was take off his pants in front of her, and she was too ashamed to show her face—virgins, they're all like this.
“You didn't take off your pants?” Ouyang Tingting probed.
Xi Ping said, "What a joke! Don't think I'm stupid. Would I just take my pants off in front of a strange woman? Aren't I afraid you'll rape me? You know, men have chastity too—"
"You're dead this time, you lecherous thief!"
Ouyang Tingting, confirming that Xi Ping hadn't taken off his pants, immediately turned around, her beautiful face filled with anger, looking like a beautiful, vicious white cat.
Meow—it's time to catch the mouse!
Xi Ping would never admit that he was a cunning mouse—even if he was, he was a genius!
He saw Ouyang Tingting gradually approaching him, and he said, "Don't come any closer, or I'll really take my pants off."
"Whatever, take them off if you want. You've already seen my body, I... I'm not afraid to see yours! Take them off! I'll ruin your manhood too. Don't think I'm scared. It was just too sudden earlier, but now I'm mentally prepared."
"You're really mentally prepared?"
Ouyang Tingting curled her lip and said, "Of course."
"Then you'd better watch carefully..."
Xi Ping indeed tried to take off his pants again, but Ouyang Tingting didn't give him the chance. Her jade-like hands transformed into a blur of palm shadows, a chilling aura enveloping him. Before Xi Ping could react, he was struck by more than ten palms. However, Ouyang Tingting knew from the last incident that he was very resilient, so even though he was knocked more than ten meters away, she was still unwilling to let him go and continued to follow.
Although Ouyang Tingting only used half of her strength, her "Taiyin Illusion Palm" was a great secret technique of the Taiyin Sect. Xi Ping endured more than ten of her palms, and even with his near-indestructible body, he felt unbearable pain all over his body. The throbbing pain in his chest made his blood boil, and a mouthful of blood rushed to his throat, but he forced himself to swallow it down. The feeling was truly unpleasant.
"What's wrong? Not taking them off anymore?" Ouyang Tingting stood beside him, looking down at him, with an undeniable air of arrogance.
Xi Ping, already furious about drinking his own blood, was speechless after being easily defeated. He simply said, "I like to take off my pants while lying down—"
Ouyang Tingting stood tall and retorted, "Then take them off! I'm watching."
"If you don't hit me, I'll take them off for you to see, otherwise you won't see my precious body, hehe!" Xi Ping threatened her with a genius-level of thinking—brilliant!
Ouyang Tingting, however, hadn't expected him to be so neurotic. She instinctively felt there was something wrong with Xi Ping's head; otherwise, how could he say such idiotic things at a time like this?
She wanted to kill him with a single blow, but instead, she kicked him angrily in the side of his buttocks.
Xi Ping cried out in pain, and she angrily retorted, "I told you to take it off—"
"Fine, I'll take it off, just stop kicking me! I'll take it off, okay? I knew it, if you caught me, I'd definitely be raped..."
Xi Ping put his hand on his pants, seeing the anger in her beautiful eyes intensify, and the sinister aura emanating from her palms grow stronger. He thought: It seems she's being sarcastic. If I take it off, she'll slap me, and I'll be in serious trouble, if not dead.
He said, "I'm not taking it off, you take it off yourself."
"I'm not taking it off for you to see!"
"I said you take it off mine... Ouch..."
Poor thing, another kick!
"Get up!" Ouyang Tingting roared.
"I won't get up. I just love the feeling of lying on the ground. Look, the blue sky, the white clouds, the birds flying... How carefree! Hey! Why did you kick me again?"
Ouyang Tingting was furious with him, but she didn't want to kill him right away because she planned to torture him properly. "You bastard, the sky you see from here isn't blue, it's all covered by fog. Blue sky and white clouds? Can't you speak with some eloquence? You think you're a poet, but what you're saying is utter nonsense! Also, there aren't any birds flying around here..." "
Is that so? Let me look again. Actually, it would be nice to have a beautiful woman like you—"
"You..."
"Don't kick me!" Xi Ping reflexively twisted his waist, waving his hand to block Ouyang Tingting's beautiful foot, and continued, "By the way, you said you wouldn't take your clothes off for me to see, but I remember you used to be completely naked, waiting for me to see you. Hehe, and there are four others—ah! You bitch, daring to step on my treasure, I can't stand it anymore!"
Xi Ping's groin was attacked, and he suddenly stood up, his tall body blocking Ouyang Tingting. Just as he was about to retaliate, Ouyang Tingting disappeared. In that instant, she had flashed behind him and struck with her palm. Xi Ping screamed, and then heard a "plop" as he was sent flying by Ouyang Tingting's palm force, falling into the river.
How tragic, the genius was once again soaked to the bone.
After knocking Xi Ping into the water, Ouyang Tingting rushed over to check on him, but he didn't surface. She thought: Could he be dead? My palm strike wasn't as powerful as the first time, he shouldn't be dead, right? But why isn't he floating?
Then she thought: It would be best if he were dead, what a lecherous thief! But her master had once said that unless absolutely necessary, one should not kill members of the four great martial arts families.
Ouyang Tingting stared intently at the rippling water for a long time before finally seeing the genius's soaking wet head. She said, "You're not dead yet?"
Xi Ping said, "Are you happy to see I'm still alive?"
"I wish I could tear you to pieces! Swim up here!"
Xi Ping thought: Oh ho, what's wrong with this woman? I finally managed to fall into the water, and I haven't even caught a single fish yet, and she's already telling me to come ashore?
He laughed, "The water is my safest place. My diving ability is world-class; no one can shoo me away in the water. I swim and swim, as free as a fish..."
Ouyang Tingting couldn't stand his act. She was so angry that her eyes widened and her lip bled.
Xi Ping was even more smug and laughed, "What can you do to me now? Haha..."
Ouyang Tingting was so angry that she couldn't speak.
Xi Ping continued, “We’ve met, but I still don’t know your name… What’s your name?… Don’t want to say? Then do you know my name? My name is Huang Xi Ping. What? Still not clear? Then let me be clearer. I’m the man who saw your naked body, and you once swallowed my saliva—ah!”
“Splash!”
With Xi Ping’s scream, the furious Ouyang Tingting recklessly plunged into the water. Xi Ping hadn’t expected her to actually go into the water. What a terrifying woman, her resentment outweighed all reason!
But he wasn’t afraid of her anymore. Once in the water, he felt he had absolutely no reason to be afraid of a woman—it should be her who was afraid of him. So, instead of running away, he opened his arms to welcome her…
Ouyang Tingting sobered up as soon as she was submerged in the water, but it was too late for regrets. She realized she was being tightly held by the big bastard in the water, and the feeling was like being unable to breathe underwater—a suffocating sensation quickly spread through her body and mind.
Xi Ping was indeed a good swimmer. Holding Ouyang Tingting in his arms, he could easily float on the surface, and even though Ouyang Tingting was struggling, he didn't sink.
Ouyang Tingting made a very basic mistake: letting Xi Ping hold her.
This genius might not be good at anything else, but his strength was truly genius-level—that was absolutely true.
Ouyang Tingting just couldn't understand why this man, whom she had easily knocked down with a single palm strike, had suddenly become so strong. She couldn't break free from his hold, and even her upper body was completely controlled by him, leaving her only able to kick her beautiful legs wildly in the water.
"Don't move! If you move, I can't guarantee you won't swallow water. Do you know how dirty this river is? Many people pee and poop in it," Xi Ping threatened mischievously.
"Let me go, I can swim by myself," Ouyang Tingting said, then tightly shut her mouth, seemingly genuinely afraid of drinking the "dirty" river water.
"Wow, you make it sound so nice. You can swim, so I'll let you go? I finally managed to subdue you, and you want me to let you go? No way, unless—"
"Unless what?" Ouyang Tingting grasped at a glimmer of hope and asked nervously.
Xi Ping said unhurriedly, "Unless you tell me your name?"
Ouyang Tingting frowned and said, "Ouyang Tingting."
"That name isn't fake?"
"Fine, don't believe me then." Ouyang Tingting was very angry.
"I believe you, I believe you, okay?"
He pretended to be wronged, and seeing his expression, Ouyang Tingting, who was originally angry and indignant, suddenly burst out laughing, then suddenly said coldly, "Whether you believe me or not, what does it have to do with me?"
"You looked so beautiful when you smiled just now!"
Xi Ping said after a moment of stunned silence. He brought his face closer to hers and continued, "Actually, it's none of your business. If I didn't believe your name was real, you would have to change it. For example, if I thought your name was Ouyang Tingting, wouldn't you be Tingting?"
"Tingting?"
"I don't understand. Just like here, look!"
To make Ouyang Tingting understand the meaning of "Tingting," Xi Ping buried his face in her chest. Her clothes were already soaked. Although it was a slightly chilly day, she was wearing thin clothes. Therefore, her chest, soaked in water, was clung to by her clothes, and her high, firm breasts pushed up the wet, semi-transparent white clothes. A light green bodice covered the flesh color of her chest, but her arms, with their white, lotus-root-like flesh color, shimmered with a captivating glow in the water.
Xi Ping rested his face against her firm breasts, murmuring happily, "Look, just like here, firm and soft, so comfortable!"
"You lecherous scoundrel... Oh... Don't rub your face against me there, it's so itchy... Let me go..." Ouyang Tingting hadn't expected Xi Ping to treat her like this in the water. The sudden sensation shattered the tranquility of her heart, a heart she had guarded for over a decade, like a still lake suddenly rippled by their entry. Her peaceful heart was also stirred by unprecedented waves.
Seeing that she seemed to be really struggling, Xi Ping released her, staring at her blushing and angry face, and laughed, "How about it? Now you know what 'firm' means, right?"
Ouyang Tingting gasped, "If you dare say that again, I'll..."
"What are you thinking?" While saying this, Xi Ping thought to himself: Are you going to bite me?
"I'll spit on you!"
"Huh?" Xi Ping was shocked. This statement startled him. He said, "You said you'd spit on me?"
"What? Is that not allowed? You're going to spit on me..."
Xi Ping said, "Go on, I really want to hear it."
Ouyang Tingting suddenly buried her face in Xi Ping's shoulder and bit him.
"Ah...ah...it hurts! Stop biting me!"
However, Ouyang Tingting couldn't move her hands, and she was seething with hatred. What else could she use but her mouth? Bite, bite me hard!
"Waaah, didn't you say you'd spit on me? Why are you biting me?" Xi Ping didn't expect her to actually bite him. Sigh! It turns out that what you think in your heart sometimes really does become reality.
Ouyang Tingting finally raised her face, glaring at him angrily. Her eyes were red, as if she had been crying!
"You cried?" Xi Ping asked apologetically.
Tears of grievance welled up in Ouyang Tingting's eyes, reflecting in the misty river water, stirring up an unknown, hazy feeling in Xi Ping's heart.
She seemed to have forgotten her anger, and instead said in a reproachful tone, "You're not a good person—"
"Oh! I'm not a good person to begin with, you called me a lecher." Xi Ping answered readily; he wasn't a good person to begin with! What was so surprising about that?
"But my master said that the people of the four great martial arts families are good people."
"Oh? Your master said that? So she's trying to force me to be a good person? Let me think, what are the benefits of being a good person! Hmm, I can't watch you bathe, I can't indirectly kiss you—"
"What indirect kiss?" Ouyang Tingting snapped angrily.
"Don't interrupt! Like when you swallowed my saliva, that's called an indirect kiss—but it doesn't allow me to hold you like I am now… I've been thinking, being a good person really doesn't do any good, it's better to be a bad person, haha!" Xi Ping was laughing wildly when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen. It turned out that Ouyang Tingting's knee had hit him. He endured the pain and said, "We were getting along so well, why did you knee me again?"
"If you don't let go of me, I'll kill you later. I mean what I say, don't think I'm lying." Ouyang Tingting suddenly became very calm, but her calm words carried a calm, watery aura.
"Is it really that serious?" There was a strange undertone in Xi Ping's words.
"You… what did you use to hit me… there… there?" Ouyang Tingting's face turned red, and she cried out. She only felt something pressing against her private parts, a strange sensation coming from her genitals that she had never imagined…
Xi Ping laughed, “Take your time and feel it; I believe it will be a sweet sensation. Don’t women like men pressing against them?”
Ouyang Tingting felt their upper bodies pressed tightly together, and the thing pressing against her genitals seemed to be growing from Xi Ping’s lower body. She was stunned for a moment, then suddenly cried out, “You…you…”
She couldn’t speak. Her buttocks moved backward, but the further she moved backward, the more Xi Ping thrust forward. Thus, her upper body was held by Xi Ping, while her lower body tried to move backward, and Xi Ping’s lower body followed suit. Using their upper bodies as a fulcrum, their bodies flipped at a ninety-degree angle. The result was that Xi Ping was floating in the water, while she was lying face down on Xi Ping. One had to admire Xi Ping’s swimming skills; with someone on top of him, he could still float on his back? Truly a diving genius!
Xi Ping said, "So you wanted to sleep on me? You should have said so earlier! All this trouble, and you're just lying on my chest anyway?"
"You..." Ouyang Tingting was speechless. Even in the water, the feeling of being embraced remained. She knew her firm breasts were pressing against Xi Ping's strong chest. So shameful, so hateful!
However, the feeling of that pillar-like object pressing against her lower body made her want to jump into the water and commit suicide—in fact, she had already jumped in, otherwise she wouldn't be in this state, filled with regret!
In her entire life, she had never been close to any man, but in the past two days, not only had a man seen her naked, but she had also swallowed his saliva? He even called it an "indirect kiss"? And now he was holding her in his arms... She didn't know whether to feel shame or hatred.
She thought: Are the most handsome men always the worst?
Of all the men she had ever seen, Xi Ping was undoubtedly the most handsome. While Luo Tian was a hero with an extraordinary bearing, in terms of looks, among the several handsome men she had seen that day, the man currently holding her was the most attractive—that despicable lecher, possessing a face that could charm any woman, yet harboring a wicked heart.
She suddenly didn't understand men anymore, as if she had never seen one before.
Before her thoughts could settle, she felt a wave of heat wash over her as Xi Ping's wet lips covered her own. The touch of their lips sent a chill down her spine, as if she had been struck by a blast of cold air. Her soft body stiffened abruptly, then she tilted her head back, her eyes flashing with intense light. From her gaze, it was impossible to tell whether it was shame and anger or surprise.
The river had calmed considerably, but Ouyang Tingting's heart felt like water torn apart, yearning to mend itself. It pounded against the invisible wall, her two hearts pounding fiercely, the girl's passion surging like ocean waves…
"You… what did you just do to me?" Her beautiful face flushed crimson, the paleness from the water's exposure replaced by her burning desire. Yet, the coldness of the water seemed to seep into her very being, causing her to tremble slightly as she spoke.
"That's called a 'direct kiss.' Simply put, we were kissing."
"It seems you're determined to force me to kill you. My master said that if a man dares to kiss me casually, I must kill him, even if you're from a martial arts family." Ouyang Tingting said thoughtfully.
Xi Ping, however, was unafraid. No matter how fierce a woman had been in his arms, he felt no fear. He smiled and asked, "What else did your master say?"
"Why should I tell you?"
"Then I won't ask your master. I'll ask you, how did you feel just now? Your lips were so sweet... I mean, did you feel like you were being electrocuted, like suddenly your whole body went limp or your mind went blank? Generally speaking, women experience this when their beloved man steals a kiss. Did you feel that?"
"No," Ouyang Tingting shouted.
“But I think you did! Just now, when you were on me, you were like a dying fish thrown ashore, and in your final moments of lucidity, you suddenly trembled!”
Ouyang Tingting cursed, “You’re the dying fish!”
“So, you really did tremble just now?”
“So what if I did?”
Xi Ping said excitedly, “According to my genius theory, your trembling means you’ve fallen in love with me, haha, Ouyang Tingting, you were completely weak from my kiss!”
Ouyang Tingting glared at him angrily, letting him spout his arrogant nonsense, before saying, “According to my theory, if you kiss me, you have to die!”
Xi Ping wasn’t afraid at all, instead saying, “Can you make me die? In the water, who knows who will die! Look, how long have I held you? Aren’t you helpless? If you want me to die, I won’t let you go ashore, what can you do to me?”
Ouyang Tingting realized that it was impossible to reason with him; this man’s skin was beyond “thick”. In the past, all the men she had met had to obey her; not a single one dared to disobey her orders. But the man she was currently with was completely different. The angrier she got, the happier he seemed to be.
Xi Ping's next words enraged her even more, and made her feel utterly ashamed—
"Oh... Tingting, we've already hugged and kissed, so why don't we take a bath together? If you don't understand, I can put it simply, how about making love in the river right here?"
She was stunned and hadn't even reacted when she felt Xi Ping's right hand, which had been wrapped around her back, leave her back. Suddenly, he lifted her long skirt, pulled the hem down, and inserted his hand between her legs through her smooth, beautiful buttocks. Two fingers pressed against her plump mons pubis. Her legs involuntarily clamped together, trapping his hand at the base of her thighs.
She cried out, "No! Don't touch me there...no...oh...it itches...don't touch me..."
"You said no, but you're clamping my hand between your legs, what do you mean?"
Ouyang Tingting suddenly spread her legs, but she was even more mistaken. Xi Ping's hand had no intention of retracting, still mischievously caressing the inside of her beautiful thighs. She screamed and struggled, but it was all in vain. No one heard her cries, and she wasn't strong enough for him, so he could only take liberties with her in the water.
Suddenly, Xi Ping's fingers slipped into her panties, the flesh pressing against her tender vulva. Her whole body trembled, and she gave up all struggle. Her eyes stared at Xi Ping with an incredibly complex expression, and after a long time, she finally uttered a single sentence: "I hate you!"
Nothing she had said before could shake Xi Ping's heart, but these three words truly shocked him...
"You lecherous scoundrel, release the saintess!"
Two sharp shouts suddenly came from the shore. Xi Ping looked closely and realized he was in trouble.
They saw that Si Gou and Zhao Ziwei were bound together at the waist, and their four legs had to move in unison. Two girls were herding them like dogs, and each of them had a sharp sword across their neck. It seemed they had been captured.
"Huang Yu, Zi Yu, come save me!" Ouyang Tingting saw hope and cried out for help.
Ziyu said, "Release the Holy Maiden, or we'll kill your two companions."
Xiping glanced at the downcast Sigou and Zhao Ziwei, then at the two furious girls, and looked back at the stunningly beautiful Ouyang Tingting. He wanted to laugh, but couldn't, forcing out a bitter smile, and said, "After all this, you still won in the end."
"You know what the price you paid for losing, right?"
"I'd love to know."
"Your price was your worthless life."
Once ashore, Xiping was naturally bound by the three women. He looked at the other two bound men and said, "Couldn't you have broken the ropes with all your might? Why did you have to ruin my plans?"
Sigou said dejectedly, "That little girl named Ziyu acupunctured me."
"I was also acupunctured by Huangyu," Zhao Ziwei said innocently.
"Wow! I wasn't acupunctured! Let me try. I'm very strong, you know that."
Xi Ping, who had initially thought the rope was exceptionally strong and that they were acupunctured, felt a glimmer of hope. His acupoints were immune to acupuncture—Ouyang Tingting had tried countless times without success, eventually giving up.
Ouyang Tingting said, "Try it. If you try to escape, I'll kill them both."
Si Gou smiled bitterly, "Looks like you've been acupunctured too."
"Damn you! Wasn't it your two enormous fingers that acupunctured me?" Xi Ping cursed, his last glimmer of hope vanishing.
Zhao Ziwei said, "It's not my fault."
Enraged by his words, Xi Ping turned to look at Ouyang Tingting. The woman, on the shore, her clothes completely wet, revealed her exquisitely beautiful curves, and he couldn't take his eyes off her.
But then they heard Si Gou say, "Xi Ping, please stop looking! Just bear with it! When we get back, I'll have my woman strip naked for you to see. If you keep looking at her, we might not be able to play anymore."
"What did you say?" Ouyang Tingting snapped at Si Gou.
Si Gou said, "Is it wrong for me to tell him not to look at you?"
"Your last sentence."
"Which sentence?"
"The one where you told him to strip naked."
Si Gou said, "That was a joke. How could I bear to have my woman strip naked for him to see?"
Ouyang Tingting understood and said, "Close your eyes and don't look at me!"
Si Gou said, "That's a bit difficult because you're too beautiful, especially like this. You're absolutely stunning. I—"
"Are you planning to make me gouge your eyes out?"
"Then I won't look." Si Gou looked up at the sky. There really was no blue sky or white clouds, and no free birds!
Xi Ping asked, "How did they capture you? Couldn't you beat two little girls?"
"Damn it! It's all Si Gou's fault!" Zhao Ziwei angrily stomped on Si Gou's foot and said fiercely.
Si Gou stubbornly refused to admit it, saying, "Hey, Zhao Ziwei, don't blame me. You couldn't beat them yourself, why blame me?"
Zhao Ziwei gritted his teeth and said, "If I hadn't been trying to save you, I wouldn't have been caught, even if I couldn't beat them."
"I didn't say you had to save me. If I had my golden spear, I would never lose to a woman. Besides, you were defeated by the two of them working together, how can you blame me entirely?"
Zhao Ziwei roared, "Are you fucking unreasonable? If you could last thirty moves with her, I could take care of my thing first, and then help you." "
I think even if I could last thirty moves, you might not be able to take care of your thing within thirty moves. You're exaggerating, hahaha..."
Zhao Ziwei almost vomited blood. He said, "I should have run away back then."
Si Gou said, "I told you to run away and take my golden spear, but you thought you were so tough with those two knives. In the end, you got subdued just like me. It's fucking shameful. I was subdued because I didn't have a gun, but you had knives, so why were you tied to me?"
"You two can argue all you want, but don't forget to walk!" Zi Yu reminded them to watch their step.
Three grown men being herded like ducks by three petite women—that was truly shameful.
"Are you saying I can't beat women?" Zhao Ziwei said, extremely dissatisfied.
"Of course."
"Tell them to let me go, then I'll fight them again."
Si Gou said, "If my hands can still move, I'll touch your forehead."
"What for?"
"To see if you have a fever!"
"What the hell! I, Zhao Ziwei, am incredibly strong. I've never even had a minor cold in my life. A fever? Never experienced that!"
Si Gou shook his head, looked at Xi Ping who had been silent, and said, "Xi Ping, why aren't you saying anything? Come and be our judge."
Xi Ping said, "I have nothing to say right now. I'm wondering why I came up here earlier? Being tied up by a woman is definitely not as good as hugging a woman casually. I think I made a mistake."
“This isn’t my fault!” Zhao Ziwei repeated. “Blame this damn dog who can’t even beat a woman without his golden gun. He’s the one who dragged me down. Otherwise, would I, Zhao Ziwei, let a woman kidnap me so easily?”
Si Gou said, “Who told you to run with me? If you were like those two guys, Dugu Ming and Hua Xiaobo, wouldn’t that have been fine?”
Zhao Ziwei said, “I fucking knew you couldn’t survive without a gun, that’s why I stuck with you. Don’t forget you’re my sister’s husband.”
Si Gou was taken aback and said, “By the way, Zhao Ziwei, you said Dugu Ming and Hua Xiaobo… ” "Were Bo and the other two also tied up?"
Zhao Ziwei replied without hesitation, "Do you think Xiao Bo is that clever? Besides, that kid Dugu Ming can't possibly be any better than me. It's inevitable that they'll be tied up. We'll see them soon, just you wait and see!"
Xi Ping suddenly sighed, "I think we should wait and see! You two bastards were actually defeated by two little girls, making me lose face. Just think about how carefree I was in the water just now... Ah! Ouyang Tingting, don't hit me, I've already admitted defeat to some extent."
Geniuses never admit defeat—they'll find a chance to win back later.

Chapter Six: The Way of the Man

Hua Xiaobo is Hua Xiaobo. If he can't beat someone, he runs away. He runs home and asks for help. The angry Green Jade was eventually subdued by the four great martial arts families. Just like her sisters tied up Xi Ping and the other two, she was also tied up by Hua Xiaobo.
Just then, as the turmoil subsided and Hua Xiaobo was about to take his little beauty to bed to call for his dear brother, Dugu Ming strode back, carrying a constantly shouting beauty on his shoulder—Lan Yu!
Hua Xiaobo was overjoyed: Hey, Brother Dugu is indeed Brother Dugu, unlike me, Hua Xiaobo, who ran back like this!
"Brother Dugu, you carried her back?" Hua Xiaobo exclaimed happily.
Chunshui said, "What's wrong with you guys today? One of you came back being chased by a woman, and the other one is carrying a woman back, while the other three are still missing."
Lan Yu, on Dugu Ming's shoulder, saw the bound Lü Yu and exclaimed in surprise, "Lü Yu, you were captured too?"
Lü Yu said, "They outnumbered me, I couldn't beat them..."
"Disgraceful, sigh!" Zhao Zihao sighed and left with his wife and children. He had just attacked Lü Yu with Lei Long, and with a large group of people cheering him on, he felt utterly ashamed.
Lei Long laughed, "I also feel a little embarrassed. Bi Rou, I'll take you for a walk; I've heard that walking is good for the fetus."
Huang Dahai said, "You two handle things yourselves; I don't want to interfere in your romantic affairs."
Then, the crowd dispersed, leaving Dugu Ming and Hua Xiaobo, along with a considerable number of women.
Dugu Shi asked, "Brother, where are Xi Ping and the others?"
"They haven't returned yet?" Dugu Ming asked in surprise. It was one thing that Si Gou didn't have his golden spear and hadn't returned, but it was strange that Xi Ping and Zhao Ziwei hadn't returned either.
"You weren't with them?"
Hua Xiaobo interjected. "The five of us men met five women, and then we all went our separate ways. Don't worry, I, Hua Xiaobo, managed to escape, let alone those three?"
Chunshui scoffed, "All you ever do is run away."
"Sister Chunshui, give me some face. After all, I'm your own brother and husband."
"I think any woman could be your wife. Let's go!" Chunshui, as expected of the leader among Hua Xiaobo's wives and concubines, gave the order, and all of Hua Xiaobo's wives left, even his three Indian beauties followed Chunshui.
Bai Moli looked at Dugu Ming and sighed, "Let's go too! There's probably nothing for us here." She then led Dugu Ming's wives and concubines away.
Hua Xiaobo looked at Xiping and Si Gou's women—Zhao Ziwei hadn't brought his women—and asked, "Aren't you leaving?"
Du Juan said, "We'll wait for Xiping to come back at the door."
"What about us?" Hua Xiaobo asked Dugu Ming.
"Take these two beauties to the hall,"
Hua Xiaobo said meaningfully. "Won't it be inconvenient there?"
Dugu Ming said, "You don't understand. I fought this woman, and her martial arts are very strong... I'm a little worried about the three of them. One is useless without a gun, another is sometimes effective and sometimes not, and Zhao Ziwei seems pretty good, but I don't know how it will turn out."
"Alright! I've also thought about exchanging this woman for Si Gou if he gets captured."
Zhao Ziqing immediately cursed, "Hua Xiaobo, what are you saying? Your lousy disciple managed to escape and come back, but this dead dog got captured? Do you want a beating?"
Hua Xiaobo habitually shrank back and said, "I was just hypothesizing. Si Gou is my master, so of course he's better than my disciple. Brother Dugu, shall we go?"
He suddenly winked at Dugu Ming, signaling him to quickly get him out of this "deep and scorching" predicament. Dugu Ming was grateful to Hua Xiaobo for helping him complete his "first work," so he was very understanding of his good intentions.
"Okay, let's go to the main hall."
"Thanks, brother. The main hall it is. We should do things openly and honestly!" Hua Xiaobo said as he picked up Lüyu and walked towards the main hall...
"Don't carry me... Let go of me... You coward who only knows how to run away!"
"But you're being carried by a coward right now, hahaha!"
"..."
Although they were all prisoners, Xiping and the other two were not treated as well as the two beauties of the Taiyin Sect. How was that better? They were carried to the main hall, but the three of them were driven into the dungeon of the widow's house. It's really gender inequality—this world favors women over men, damn it, there's no justice, no morality.
The three prisoners can still laugh? Talking and laughing in the dark underground cell, it seems we have to cut open their heads and take a closer look at what's inside their skulls.
"What do you think they'll do to us?" After laughing, Si Gou got to the point.
Zhao Ziwei replied, "How would I know? I'm not a woman, and even if I were, I wouldn't know, because I'm not one of them."
"We just came in and saw a lot of nice women. If they could turn from enemies to friends like the Wild Horse Clan, hehe, the Wild Horse Clan's era of romance would be back in our lives. I miss the Wild Horse Clan so much. Every woman there was incredibly sexy, um, sexy, I'm starting to smell that scent."
Zhao Ziwei said, "I only smell damp, musty smells. Only a dog like you, still rubbing in your bladder even when you're about to die, could smell that inappropriate scent. But the Wild Horse Clan is really great, haha." "
Speaking of the Wild Horse Clan, I'm reminded of my little lover from the Wild Horse Clan." Xi Ping said. "
Who?"
"Of course, it's my Zhenzhen. Can you guys use your brains?"
"Yuanzhen isn't little at all..."
"Her mother is my big lover, so of course she's my little lover. Could she be older than her mother?"
Si Gou replied, "Yeah, that's true."
"But, it seems Yuanzhen is now with Luo Tian." Zhao Ziwei's transition was really bad. This guy's brain is the kind that's cylindrical; he can't bend it even if he wants to.
"What did you say, huh?" Xi Ping straightened up immediately upon hearing Zhao Ziwei's blunt words.
Zhao Ziwei, unfazed, continued, "Back in the Wild Horse Clan, Yuan Zhen was still a virgin, but that day Xiao Bo said her hymen was gone. I think it's 100% Luo Tian who did it."
Xi Ping gritted his teeth in anger and cursed, "Zhao Ziwei, you fucking have some decency! How could my Zhenzhen do something like that with Luo Tian?"
Zhao Ziwei also retorted, "Huang Xi Ping, you need to face reality! The reality is, right now Yuan Zhen and six other women are with Luo Tian, and Shui Jieqiu is also Luo Tian's fiancée, although she seems to be unable to have sex."
"Pah! You fucking speak so crudely, you have no manners!"
"Huang Xi Ping, you brute, you country bumpkin, how dare you call me crude and ill-mannered?" Zhao Ziwei was practically going crazy with rage. How could Huang Xi Ping, whom he had always considered a country bumpkin, call him "crude and ill-mannered"?
Si Gou sighed, "Instead of arguing, you might as well help me break the ropes."
"Damn it, does it take strength to talk?" Zhao Ziwei yelled in Si Gou's ear.
"I'll try, haha." Xi Ping saw light again in the darkness.
Si Gou and Zhao Ziwei said in unison, "That's right! You're the strongest, you try."
"Okay, one, two, three, break!" Xi Ping shouted, and the rope indeed broke. "Wow, I really am the boxing champion! How could a rope the size of a thumb bind me?"
Zhao Ziwei sneered, "You're just a big brute, relying on your strength."
Si Gou happily shouted, "Xi Ping, come here quickly and help us untie the ropes. I want to regain my freedom. I can't hang out with Zhao Ziwei anymore, he's covered in sweat."
"Aren't you fucking like that?" Zhao Ziwei roared.
"Hehe..."
"If it weren't for the darkness, I wouldn't be able to see your smiling face—" Zhao Ziwei said.
Si Gou was confused. "So what if I see?"
Zhao Ziwei said fiercely, "I'll beat you up!"
"You dare?"
"You're my brother-in-law, of course I'd dare!"
Si Gou muttered, "It seems like that—"
"Great, I'll let you go right away. You guys fight me. I'm numb from being tied up, I want to loosen up a bit." Xi Ping strongly supported him.
Si Gou shouted, "Xi Ping, I won't do it."
"I think we should forget it." Zhao Ziwei also said in a low voice.
In this darkness, fighting with the geniuses of Huanshan Village wouldn't do much good, besides, their full strength was sealed!
"Then you have to sing with me. Zhao Ziwei, are you in?"
Zhao Ziwei suppressed the pain in his heart and said in a tone that sounded like crying, "Okay! I promise you, let us go, and I'll sing with you next time."
"Really? You'll be in charge of banging the plates." Xi Ping said with a plan.
"I... I'll be a cheerleader, okay?" This was Zhao Ziwei's last hope.
Xi Ping thought for a moment and said, "Alright, anyway, you don't seem to have any musical talent."
In the darkness, Zhao Ziwei seemed to see many stars—he was stunned! This musical idiot from Huanshan Village actually said that the Second Young Master Zhao had no musical talent? What was that all about?!
Xi Ping's desire was satisfied, and he prepared to help them untie the ropes, but just then, they heard footsteps and saw light—alas! Those three shameless women had to appear at this moment, carrying lanterns to find men in the dark dungeon.
The light ignited around them, but burned their fragile hearts to ashes; their hearts sank instantly into hell, into utter darkness.
"Huang Xi Ping, do you want to untie the ropes?" It was Ouyang Tingting's sweet, gentle voice.
Si Gou sighed, "They arrived a step too early, what a pity."
Zhao Ziwei suddenly said, "It's alright, I don't have to be a cheerleader anymore. I regretted it a little after agreeing."
Xi Ping turned around and saw Ouyang Tingting's gentle and beautiful face, and said with a wry smile, "I thought you wouldn't remember me so quickly."
"I'll never forget you in this lifetime."
"What an honor! But I really hope you can forget me."
Ouyang Tingting said, "Weren't you going to untie the rope? I'll watch you untie it."
Xi Ping spread his hands, pointed at Zhao Ziwei, and said, "He said he would sing with me, but he changed his mind, so I changed my mind too, and I won't untie it."
Ouyang Tingting said, "It seems you are really strong."
Xi Ping laughed, "How could I hug you if I wasn't strong?"
“You… Huang Yu, Zi Yu, lock his hands and feet, then gag him with a diaper.”
Xi Ping cooperated immediately, sitting on the ground with his arms and legs outstretched. He saw Zi Yu and Huang Yu carrying oversized handcuffs and shackles, and he exclaimed with delight, “Thank goodness I didn’t see a diaper! Haha, a stroke of luck amidst misfortune.”
Si Gou and Zhao Ziwei shook their heads, speechless.
After everything was finished, Ouyang Tingting said, “No matter how strong you are, you can’t break free from these shackles.”
Xi Ping laughed, “I don’t think so. I just find it a little hard to break free from the shackles you’ve placed on my mind. For a genius like me, these shackles are nothing, right, Si Gou?”
Zhao Ziwei answered for Si Gou, “I don’t think you’re a genius, I just think you’re an idiot.”
Although he said that, Xi Ping’s descent to this state for their sake was an unspeakable feeling in Zhao Ziwei’s heart. Although they seemed to be constantly fooling around, in their hearts—they understood each other’s friendship.
Si Gou suddenly asked, "Have your other two beauties returned?"
Ouyang Tingting's expression changed, but she didn't reply. However, from her demeanor, they already knew that the other two women hadn't returned—they must have been captured by Hua Xiaobo and Dugu Ming.
Zhao Ziwei said, "I forgot that Xiaobo is a legendary escape artist. It seems that Dugu Ming just got lucky."
Si Gou said, "There's a pack of lecherous men around. If—"
Ouyang Tingting's expression turned even uglier, and she turned to leave, "Ziyu, Huangyu, let's go out."
The next moment, the dungeon door closed again, and darkness returned.
Zhao Ziwei said, "They might be heading to our territory."
Xi Ping suddenly sighed, "I'll kick her butt!"
Hua Xiaobo felt like a happy little boy. He and Dugu Ming placed the two women on chairs, then stood with Dugu Ming in front of them, carefully examining them. Not satisfied, they took turns looking at each other, one looking at the other's, hesitantly.
"Brother Dugu, they both seem quite fierce to me. I'm afraid I won't be able to handle them later,"
Dugu Ming said. "But to me, they're the most beautiful of all our wives. Xiaobo, if you think they're fierce, you can give me yours too."
"We're not your wives!" the two women protested. They were already annoyed at being treated like monkeys.
"Oh! The beauties are angry. Brother Dugu, your sweet talk is powerful, quickly coax them."
"No flowers," Dugu Ming said dejectedly.
Hua Xiaobo said, "Then I'll go! Hmm, you two beauties, you're so beautiful that I want to sleep with you and have you call me my dear brother... Brother Dugu, what's wrong?"
He was at a loss for words and turned to Dugu Ming for help.
Dugu Ming said, "Desire and impulse."
"Hmm...that kind of desire and impulse! We're actually both very good men. Look at us, the two of us, handsome enough to be gigolos. But gigolos aren't as strong as us. We're a combination of strength and handsomeness, aren't we? So, you've been captivated by handsome men, don't feel pain, you should feel joy!"
"Think about this world, we're like stars in the sky. So many women want to pluck us down and hold us close to their breasts, hehe. Therefore, be happy, accept your fate, just consider it your romantic encounter, just consider it like you've plucked a star from the sky. Don't you women dream all day long about your Prince Charming? To be honest, we are your Prince Charming!"
"Brother Dugu, is that how you say it?"
"I want to vomit!" Dugu Ming pretended to vomit, "Even my monk brothers wouldn't say such low-level sweet nothings to Guanyin. Luckily, I didn't take you as my disciple."
Hua Xiaobo protested, "Actually, I sometimes speak very perfectly, maybe this time it's just an over-the-top distortion! Let me think about it again."
"What exactly do you want?" Green Jade roared.
Hua Xiaobo panicked and said, "What do I want? I want it this way!"
Dugu Ming looked at the silent Blue Jade, his eyes filled with deep affection as he gazed at her. He lowered his throat and said in a slightly magnetic voice, "When we fought just now, I thought you were a very fierce woman. But now I realize that you are very gentle! Really, you like blue clothes, perhaps because there is the gentle blue of the sea hidden in your heart. I think there should be a 'blue' in your name, right?"
She listened to his words—in that battle just now, she had the upper hand, but it seemed that he was pushed to the limit by her. At that moment, his eyes flashed with a blood-red madness, and then she was defeated. Thinking about it now, she still felt a little scared.
But at this moment, Dugu Ming showed his demeanor. In fact, he was often a very debonair man, with a dashing and elegant demeanor, and an indescribable air of affection.
She hadn't expected him to be so charming and tender towards her. His words carried the allure of the sea's blue hue, just as she loved the blue of the ocean and sky. Her heart silently began to yield to this victor… something she herself didn't even realize.
She was even less aware that her beautiful eyes flickered at Dugu Ming before she unconsciously answered, "Um, my name is Lan Yu…"
"Lan Yu, you've been bewitched by him?" Green Jade reminded her.
"I haven't," Lan Yu blushed.
Hua Xiaobo laughed, "Green Jade, you've bewitched me too, haven't you?"
Green Jade said, "Go back and put on a different smile. Seeing your disgusting, lewd grin makes me feel nauseous."
"Then can't I just not smile?" Hua Xiaobo said with a bitter face. His ability to change his expression was his greatest strength, even more so than his lies. His sudden childlike change actually made Green Jade unable to suppress a laugh.
"Pfft!" Green Jade laughed.
Hua Xiaobo possessed his own unique charm. His charm lay in his seemingly innocent, boyish demeanor, which created a pitiful yet ever-changing expression, subtly captivating the hearts of young girls, or perhaps it was a woman's maternal instinct. In short, Hua Xiaobo, at certain times, was quite adorable in a woman's eyes.
Right now, Lüyu suddenly felt Hua Xiaobo's cuteness—though she would vehemently deny it.
"You smiled, haha, you smiled, so beautiful!" Hua Xiaobo was as innocent as a child—after all, he was a minor! He was just precocious; was precociousness a sin?
"Perhaps not so beautiful!"
Hearing Luo Tian's voice from afar, the four people in the hall turned to see a group of people approaching, mostly from Beiling Manor, at least forty or fifty in number.
Hua Xiaobo immediately said, "Brother Dugu, could Luo Tian be here to steal our women?"
"I don't think so, because representatives from Mingyue Peak and other sects have come along."
Luo Tian walked in, patted Hua Xiaobo on the shoulder (a rare occurrence for him), and said, "You did a great job."
Luo Tian actually praised him? Hua Xiaobo's eyes lit up.
Luo Tian faced the two women and said, "I want to know the location of the Taiyin Sect's main residence. You should be able to tell me, right?"
"Taiyin Sect?!" Hua Xiaobo and Dugu Ming exclaimed in surprise.
"Yes, they are female disciples of the Taiyin Sect."
Dugu Ming said, "So that's why you said we did a good job."
Luo Tian said, "We've been here for several days and haven't been able to find the Taiyin Sect's location, but many of my allies have been harmed. You not only found clues but also brought them back. It truly exceeded my expectations."
"I should have known better than to bring her here." Hua Xiaobo regretted it deeply.
Dugu Ming replied, "We had no idea they were from the Taiyin Sect. If we had known, I think I would have done something even more unexpected."
"What?" Hua Xiaobo asked.
"I would have released them long ago,"
Hua Xiaobo agreed. "That's exactly what I was thinking too."
Luo Tu said, "You two should save your breath! The Taiyin Sect is a major enemy of the Central Plains martial arts world. These two women absolutely cannot be released. We'll have to take them back for interrogation."
"You fucking dare?" Hua Xiaobo was furious. Interrogating his beauties? What kind of miserable state would these guys make of them? He, Hua Xiaobo, absolutely did not want to see that.
Dugu Ming looked at Mengxiang, whose face was covered, and said seriously, "Miss Mengxiang, do you think so too?"
Mengxiang slowly said, "For the sake of the martial arts world—"
"You'd better not say it." Dugu Ming interrupted Mengxiang, and then said, "Xiaobo, let them take them back!"
Hua Xiaobo exclaimed, "How can we do that? Those people are even more like madmen than us. I just don't know why they hate the Taiyin Sect so much. They didn't provoke us. They provoked others first, and now they've come here to wipe out the entire sect. If we let them take them away, and they refuse to talk, the suffering our beauties will endure is unimaginable."
Dugu Ming looked at Lan Yu and saw panic and helplessness in her eyes. He felt extremely uncomfortable and dared not look at her again, but said in a very calm tone, "You can interrogate them if you want. But if I find out that they have been harmed in any way, I, Dugu Ming, swear here and now that I will take your dog lives!"
Hua Xiaobo said, "Me too."
Luo Tu cursed, "You two bastards who disregard the righteousness of the martial world for women, you think you can do whatever you want with them? It's none of your business! Men, take them to Beiling Manor."
Dugu Ming said calmly, "Luo Tu, it seems you're tired of living? I've already spared you once in the matter of Shi'er. Please don't provoke me in front of me. Although I am very cultured, I can't be too agitated."
Luo Tian stared coldly at Dugu Ming and ordered, "Don't listen to nonsense, take them away."
"Luo Tian, take all your men out. You are not welcome here." Huang Dahai's voice came from outside the door. People from the four major martial arts families had arrived outside the hall at some point, numbering nearly two hundred.
Lei Long, Zhao Zihao, and the others entered the hall. Zhao Zihao said, "Luo Tian, you can't take these two women away."
"What if I insist on taking them?"
Huang Dahai said coldly, "Don't say that before you wipe us out."
Luo Tian was stunned for a moment, then said, "Fine! Give me an explanation. What are we here for? These are the demonesses of the Taiyin Sect sitting here. Are you all a bunch of lecherous scoundrels? Huang Dahai, I don't think you're that kind of person."
"It's possible... But I can tell you, I just received a message from the Taiyin Sect. Xi Ping, Zhao Ziwei, and Si Gou are in their hands. They want to exchange these two girls for our people. You should know that they absolutely cannot be harmed in the slightest. Moreover, we are not qualified to interrogate them now because three of us are in their dungeon."
"For the sake of my dead disciples, I must take them away today. I hope you will consider the strength of your four great martial arts families before making a decision. Otherwise, not only will these three die, but your four great martial arts families will also be expelled from the martial arts world because you are protecting the Taiyin Sect."
"Young man, don't speak so impulsively."
The entire hall gasped. These words actually came from Xu Piaoran, who was now leading a group from Tianfeng Fortress into the hall. He and his two daughters entered. "I'm glad Huang Xiping is dead, but even if Luo Shan were to be resurrected, he couldn't wipe out the four great martial arts families."
Huang Dahai and Zhao Zihao exclaimed in surprise, "Uncle Xu?!"
Xu Piaoran smiled awkwardly, saying, "I had a dream last night that my son was cursing me. Being cursed by your son, that's not a pleasant feeling!"
Tears welled in his eyes…
Zhao Zihao shouted, "Luo Tian, take your men away! You think you can scare me, Zhao Zihao?"
Luo Tian said, "It seems your four great martial arts families have forgotten the greater good of the martial arts world."
Zhao Zihao said, "Don't try to intimidate us with that. If you don't even care about the lives of your own brothers, what's the point of caring about the greater good of the martial arts world?"
"Haha! Zhao Zihao, it seems you want to fight us before the Taiyin Sect?"
Dugu Ming said, "So what?"
"Very good, very good. Luo Tu, take them and see who dares to stop you—they'll be making an enemy of the entire righteous path of the Central Plains martial arts world!" Luo Tian gave his final order.
Suddenly, a loud shout came from outside the hall!
"Let them go!"

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