Major events in the village

Some major events in the village
, seemingly distant, actually happen around us, and we can even see ourselves reflected in them, more or less. Below, I'll tell such a story. A disclaimer: this story is purely fictional; please do not take the obscene characters in the text personally.
YY City, ML, J Building, B Unit, OOXX Company Office. Big Smoker was looking at his monthly shopping list, analyzing which expense could bring him income beyond his salary. Blackie made him a cup of coffee and brought it to him, giving him a suggestive smile. Blackie knew that Big Smoker needed to maintain a clear head and sharp judgment at this moment. All of this was observed by Backflower across the street, whose face couldn't help but show her contempt. Backflower despised Blackie from the bottom of her heart: This slut, for money, to climb the social ladder, she would do anything, even sell her body. One weekend afternoon, she witnessed Black Fungus and Big Smoker walking out of a hotel one after the other. Although the two were very well disguised, in the eyes of the seasoned prostitute Hou Tinghua, it was hardly better than running around naked. Hou Tinghua once said, "I can recognize them just by their scent." Nowadays, relationships between the sexes are based on nothing more than two words: "money" and "looks." Women look at money, men look at looks—it's frighteningly simple. As a result, rich men and beautiful women get together, while the remaining poor men and ugly women look down on each other. However, in this environment, Hou Tinghua was an exception because she had plenty of money.
Hou Tinghua came from a rural area in Northeast China and spent her adolescence in the mountains and rivers. She had a father who was the village head, and in Hou Tinghua's house, every corner that was considered unsuitable for keeping money was stuffed full of RMB. After graduating from junior high school, Hou Tinghua left her hometown and went to YY City to attend a vocational school. After two years, she dropped out, failing to even achieve her initial goal of "at least getting a diploma." Back home, through her father's introduction, she went to the county town to help a friend of her father sell leather shoes. She sold shoes for three years, then worked as a cashier at a CR Vanguard supermarket for a year. After that, she lost interest in working and stayed home all day, living off her savings. Her parents, annoyed by this, had her father pay for a college diploma for her. Hou Tinghua took this fake diploma to YY City and, with it, became a member of ooxx company. Over the past twenty-odd years, Hou Tinghua's life hasn't been smooth sailing, but money has never been a problem for her. Therefore, a man's wealth wasn't a factor in her choice of a partner. Thus, she believed her feelings for Gu Juji were genuine love, untainted by any utilitarian motives. She enjoyed looking at Gu Juji's profile while at work, indulging in a beautiful fantasy of a prince and princess. Gu Juji has been plagued by troubles lately. His mother is ill, his stock market has plummeted, and all the misfortunes in the world seem to have come crashing down on him. But his headaches don't end there. At work, the woman he likes, Hei Muer, is aloof, while the woman he dislikes, Hou Tinghua, is relentlessly pursuing him.
His dislike for Hou Tinghua borders on disgust, especially after she revealed Hei Muer's affair with Da Yanqiang at a hotel. Gu Juji had previously described Hou Tinghua with one word: "stupid." However, he never expected that Hou Tinghua would be overjoyed to hear that word, taking it as a perfect interpretation of his pure and adorable nature. From then on, Gu Juji simply replaced "stupid" with "foolish." This word, devoid of any positive connotations, truly tormented Hou Tinghua for days. But Hou Tinghua is Hou Tinghua; after much thought, she came to this conclusion: Gu Juji dared to use "foolish" to describe her because their relationship had become so intimate that they could hurt each other at will. You see, we always throw tantrums at our parents at home, but when we go out and face strangers, we behave very politely. Isn't that how it works? Why doesn't Gu Juji call Hei Muer "stupid," or Pink Muer "stupid," but specifically me? It's simple: in his heart, I'm the most special, and definitely the closest one.
With this theoretical support, Hou Ting Hua's life was filled with sunshine again. She returned to the vibrant world where the sun shone brightly and flowers smiled at her, continuing to wholeheartedly pursue Gu Juji. Hou Ting Hua's idea was good, but she overlooked another possibility: that none of the other men were stupid. Hou Ting Hua's revelation dealt Gu Juji a huge blow, even though he didn't think Hei Muer was a virtuous and chaste girl. Regarding the matter of Black Fungus and Big Smoker checking into a hotel, he was skeptical. On one hand, he believed Black Fungus was capable of such a thing; on the other hand, he knew that Back Garden Flower was a notorious gossip in the office, and it was entirely possible that she would spread rumors and slander Black Fungus to win him over. Even a fool could see that the two women harbored deep resentment.
Whether he believed it or not, Gu Juji selectively ignored this information. While Back Garden Flower gazed at him with infatuation, his gaze continued to wander over Black Fungus. This woman's allure, shrewdness, and even lewdness were all to Gu Juji's liking. In Back Garden Flower's words, he was bewitched by this vixen. Black Fungus knew Gu Juji was looking at her again. She couldn't say she had no feelings for him, but reason told her it was best not to respond and maintain a certain distance. Gu Juji was tall and handsome, but poor. In this money-obsessed era, poverty was his fatal flaw, and crucially, he lacked ambition. So, in Hei Muer's eyes, Gu Juji was nothing more than a pretty face with no substance. She once yelled at him, "Your penis is a pile of shit! Are you even a man? Can you get an erection and show me?" That incident deeply affected Gu Juji. He promised Hei Muer that he would turn over a new leaf and strive for improvement. For the next two months, Hei Muer did see a different Gu Juji, but only for two months. After that, he gradually reverted to his old ways, arriving and leaving right on time, lounging around the office. It seemed more like he was there to meet Hei Muer than to work.
Gu Juji was hopeless, and Hei Muer was desperate. As a realistic woman, she didn't want to spend her life with a pretty face full of shit. They did have feelings for each other, and sometimes she thought that if Gu Juji had tried just a little harder, just a little, she would have gone with him.
In reality, prostitutes often face harsh realities. To achieve her ideal life, Hei
Muer distanced herself from Gu Juji and ultimately compromised with the office manager, Da Yanqiang. Of course, their
relationship was entirely based on mutual exploitation. Hei Muer used Da Yanqiang as a stepping stone to the company's
upper echelons . As for
their embezzlement of company funds through falsified accounts, that's another matter entirely.
Da Yanqiang, described by Tong Ziji as a man with hormones and nicotine flowing through his veins, liked to sit in his
seat, looking down like an eagle at every prostitute in the office. His affair with Hei
Muer was relatively easy; within half a month, they were sharing a double bed in a high-end
hotel . What Blackie liked wasn't the man lying next to her, but the room itself. She
loved making love in rooms like this, and afterwards, she couldn't help but think about when she could come here with Giant Chicken
.
In those few minutes in the upscale hotel, Big Smoker had Blackie satisfied her, and Blackie had simultaneously satisfied Big Smoker.
The effect was immediate; just two days later, Blackie was promoted to second-in-command of the office, second
only to Big Smoker, enjoying unparalleled power.
For the first few days in office, Blackie was full of ambition, feeling she finally had a chance to shine.
However, over the next two months, Blackie gradually realized that this nominal second-in-command position was meaningless to her
. She had no power, no raise, and was only responsible for assigning daily
tasks . It seemed she had been played by Big Smoker.
Once again, lying on the hotel bed, while Big Smoker was on top of her, satisfying his lust, Blackie...
He made two demands. First, a raise; second, that she take
over .
The opium addict was taken aback at first, then said, "Don't be in such a hurry. Making too much noise will lead to gossip, and besides,
I don't have that authority."
"Why don't you apply to headquarters?" the opium addict asked.
The opium addict simply said, "Wait a little longer, wait a little longer."
Two more months passed, and Blackie's job transfer remained nowhere in sight. The opium addict was incredibly shrewd. Every
time they went to a hotel, he would pin Blackie down, knowing he couldn't give her
any chance. Once she turned over, he would lose his usefulness, and not only would he lose his free
sex, but his future at the company would also be precarious.
The opium addict attempted to manipulate Blackie, but
Blackie she knew exactly what he was thinking. She was simply unwilling to give up, and he, in turn, sensed her resentment.
So he would coax her while he did what he wanted, dragging things out as long as possible. He showered her with sweet words countless times, but
never relinquished his power.
Their illicit relationship maintained a delicate balance through their scheming and verbal sparring. Blackie had tried to
sever ties with the opium addict, realizing it was purely a transaction for him, from which she gained nothing.
Unfortunately, her attempt failed, and the opium addict seized the opportunity to retaliate. For
a minor mistake, he severely reprimanded her, making her realize that
any further disrespect would result in her being ruthlessly sidelined. After this incident, Black Fungus dared not
hope to get anything more from Big Smoker. Just keeping her nominal second-in-command position was already a blessing. Besides, as the office's finance manager, she was guaranteed a share of the ill-gotten gains in
the procurement process.
Previously, although the two had used each other, it was still consensual. But now the situation was different. Black Fungus 's
attentive service to Big Smoker was entirely out of necessity. On the other hand, Big Smoker had gradually lost
interest in Black Fungus. His hawk-like gaze swept over every woman in the office, finally settling on Back Flower.
Gu Juji's assessment of Back Flower was simply "stupid," a simple yet apt description. Hou Ting Hua may be a bit stupid
, but she's absolutely devoted to Gu Ju Ji. Furthermore, her assessment of him has some merit.
In Gu Ju Ji's eyes, she's indeed different from other women; she's the only one whose stupidity is
acceptable to others. If it were Hei Mu Er, she would slap Gu Ju Ji twice and then kick
him under the table. Hei Mu Er can tolerate others calling her opportunistic, mean, or even malicious, but she absolutely
cannot tolerate anyone calling her stupid. Anyone who dares to call her stupid will regret their foul mouth.
Besides "stupid," Tong Zi Ji also described Hou Ting Hua as "rustic, incredibly rich,
loud, and unrestrained." See, the level of a college student is different. The "unrestrained"
part, in Hei Mu Er's mouth, becomes "spitting filth." Hei Mu Er said every word Hou Ting Hua uttered
was like manure from the black soil, stinking unbearably.
Yet this seemingly useless slut held a unique allure in the eyes of the opium addict.
Perhaps having slept with too many beautiful sluts, the opium addict longed for a change, to thrust his glans into her
anus- like body and make her scream. The opium addict thought that the moans of the slut would be genuine and passionate,
unlike the moans of the black fungus, which were either silent or fake. The opium addict preferred to find the long-lost sense
of conquest , and he was certain that the slut's vagina was much tighter than the black fungus's. The slut,
the giant cock, the black fungus, and the opium addict—four sluts connected end to end, forming a closed loop,
a workplace circle of lust. Outside this circle were two more sluts: one was the office clerk, the pink fungus,
and the other was a recent college graduate who had only been with the company for three months.
Every lecher in the office could see that Big Smoker had been making advances towards Back Flower lately, including Back
Flower herself. Big Smoker thought that someone as unwanted as Back Flower was practically offering himself up as
charity Flower should be eager to throw herself at him. But he was wrong. In this respect, Back
Flower showed more integrity than Black Fungus. She had decided that if Big Smoker dared to force himself on her, she would threaten to kill herself. She
would use her death to defend her dignity and chastity, not only for herself but also for Gu Juji.
Meanwhile, Gu Juji was thinking: You should just give in to him.
Regardless of what Gu Juji thought, Back Flower only had eyes for him. She considered Black Fungus and Big Smoker
a pair of adulterers, so how could she possibly have a relationship with the adulterer of them all? Just look at Big Smoker's appearance—his glans was yellowed from tar, and there was a burn scar under his coronal sulcus; just thinking about it made the lecherous man
nauseous. Actually, she wasn't the only one
disgusted . Blackie, imagining Big Smoker using her body—which had been used on her anus—
was so repulsive she couldn't sleep at night and almost suffered from menstrual irregularities. Young Chicken, on the other hand, imagined Big Smoker using her anus, then Blackie,
and then Big Smoker using her body on Ancient Giant Chicken. The thought of him using her and him using her was enough
to make his head spin; he was utterly disgusted. In short: this circle is a mess!
Besides Blackie, probably only
Young Chicken in the office could grasp the relationships between these four sluts so comprehensively, even though he'd only been with the company for three months. He owed it all to the two veterans, Ancient Giant Chicken and Anus
.
Before Young Chicken arrived, Ancient Giant Chicken had been frustrated by Blackie's coldness for a long time, bottling up a lot of things to say
but finding no one to confide in. Of course, he wouldn't go after the opium addict. Of the remaining three women—one he couldn't be bothered with
, a woman who ignored him, a woman who ignored him, and a woman who ignored him—none of them could
get him to open his mouth. So, during that time, Gu Juji was almost bursting with his own suffering.
The arrival of the young virgin was like a godsend for Gu Juji. At the time, the young virgin had just graduated from university.
Although he had left school, he still had a youthful air about him, giving the impression of being refined and shy, while also full of vibrant energy
. Gu Juji only needed two days to decide: this guy is reliable!
Two weeks later, one day after work, Gu Juji insisted on having a casual meal with the young virgin
. Faced with Gu Juji's sudden invitation, the young virgin was a little flustered, but as a newcomer, he also wanted to quickly bridge
the gap with his colleagues and get his work on track. So, after a token refusal, the young chicken readily agreed.
At the dinner table, Gu Juji drank a bit too much. Fueled by the alcohol, he confessed his nearly two-year-long
secret relationship with Hei Muer. He described how they had gone from being deeply in love and inseparable to Hei Muer now ignoring him and giving him
cold looks. The more he spoke, the more agitated and heartbroken he became, eventually sobbing on the table
. All the diners in the restaurant stared at them curiously, making Tong Ziji extremely embarrassed and regretting agreeing to come to the dinner.
Tong Ziji was puzzled as to why Gu Juji had told him all this. Even Gu Juji himself was puzzled afterwards
, wondering why he would tell a new woman something he had kept secret from his colleagues for two years. Perhaps it was too painful to keep it bottled up inside
, Gu Juji thought. He needed to confide in someone and hear them say, "Don't worry, Hei Muer
will change her mind."
In fact, that's what Tong Ziji did; it was the only thing he could do. After that meal, Tong Ziji
became Gu Juji's good friend. In their subsequent interactions, he further discovered that Hei Muer wasn't actually
heartless towards Gu Juji. Sometimes, when Gu Juji invited her out, Hei Muer would go, including for meals, karaoke,
movies, and even hotel rooms. It must be said that the relationship between the two was very subtle and bizarre. Tong Ziji believed that Hei Muer still had feelings
for Gu Juji , but these feelings were a mixture of love and hate, a feeling of disappointment and frustration.
He thought that in a few years, as she got older
, if her career still didn't improve, she might choose to marry Gu Juji. However,
the young man didn't think this hypothetical marriage would work out. Due to differences in values, the two would likely argue for two or
three years before parting ways again, leaving behind a tiny little girl (either a black fungus or a little Gu Juji) to be raised by the man. The black fungus
wouldn't want children.
But for now, the young man could only wish them well.
In the office, besides Gu Juji, another woman who also saw the young man as a lifeline
was Hou Ting Hua. She had previously faced a similar predicament to Gu Juji: she couldn't find a man to talk to. However, unlike Gu Juji,
Hou Ting Hua didn't have anything to say; her words were all on her lips, and she desperately needed to pour them into someone's ear. Whether it was luck
or misfortune, at this time, the young man arrived.
The enthusiasm of Hou Tinghua once overwhelmed the young lecher, who would often sit beside him
like an old friend, launching into a long-winded monologue in his thick Mandarin.
Compared to Gu Juji, Hou Tinghua's information was vast and abundant, ranging from everyday family matters to celebrity gossip
, from local culture to horoscopes; she could talk for half an hour straight without repeating herself
. But no matter what she said, it always revolved around one theme, which the young lecher summarized as: vulgar.
Hou Tinghua talked most about her participation in mall sales promotions—the exact dates,
the malls, the fierce competition, her own valiant performance, and so on—all described vividly
. At this point, she was no longer just an ordinary employee, but a formidable
heroine who had triumphed over all odds.
Of course, the young lad couldn't comprehend the boldness of Hou Tinghua. He couldn't understand
why someone as wealthy as her was so fond of discounted goods, and so tirelessly so. He could only summarize it as: "Rich
to the point of being filthy."
Although Hou Tinghua was valiant, she couldn't guarantee success every time; after all, there were other kinds of lust. Once she returned empty-handed,
she would sit in her office, frowning and sighing, lamenting the decline of lust and the coldness of the world. This mood
usually lasts 3 to 5 days, but there are exceptions. For example, if there's a recent discount event, it might only last a day
. Then, the mood shifts again, and the person is ready to launch another attack. This time, however, they must succeed easily, otherwise, they'll become
even more gloomy, sighing and complaining about the decline of morality and the coldness of the world
. For the first few days, the young man is like a garbage can, his ears filled with all sorts of boring topics from the back gardener
. After these few days, once the young man is confirmed to be safe and harmless, the back gardener finally can't hold back anymore and starts to spill the beans
. Starting from the fight between the giant chicken and the big smoker two years ago, all the way to the recent secret visit of the pink fungus to the gynecologist
, she spills two stories whenever she gets the chance, naturally including the part about the black fungus and the big smoker checking into a hotel.
The young man suddenly realizes that beneath the seemingly calm surface, there's always been a turbulent undercurrent in the office. This
world isn't lacking in gossip, it's just lacking in eyes that can spot it, and Hou Tinghua has those eyes.
Unlike Gu Juji, Tongziji accepted the rumors about Hei Muer and Da Yanqiang without a second thought
. However, what he couldn't accept was why Fen Muer would go to a gynecology clinic, and even if she had, it certainly wouldn't
be the venereal disease Hou Tinghua described.
Over the past month, Tongziji had gained some understanding of both of them. He trusted his judgment, not only
because he knew Hou Tinghua liked to attract attention and felt it was a crime not to speak out about her filthy thoughts, but
more importantly, because he was currently secretly in love with Fen Muer to the point of obsession.
Fen Muer was a junior cashier at the office; although younger than Tongziji, she had been with the company for two years.
Pink Fungus, true to her name, possessed a face as white as powder, skin as smooth as cream, a graceful figure, and a fair complexion.
Her every smile and frown seemed untouched by worldly desires. Though not as alluring as Black Fungus, she possessed a unique, ethereal beauty. In Young Chicken's
eyes, Pink Fungus was a goddess, his Aphrodite.
From his first day at the company, Young Chicken was captivated by this poetic girl. From then on
, he thought of her day and night, his mind filled with her image. Especially when he saw Pink Fungus's
radiant smile, watching her part her cherry lips slightly, revealing a glimpse of her pure white hymen, Young Chicken
felt a profound happiness and peace, even though it had absolutely nothing to do with him.
After gathering some intelligence, the virgin began trying to approach the girl, from offering unsolicited favors to staging chance encounters
at the train station. He did everything a man with the desire but not the courage would do, going through nearly two months of this,
yet still unable to take the crucial step. Even more tragically, the virgin believed that even if he did take that step, he...
There was no hope of success, because Pinky's attitude was simply too cold.
Not only to him, but to every other woman in the office, Pinky rarely spoke or smiled.
She was always polite yet maintained a certain distance, as if living only in her own world. This only
hurt Young Chicken more. He would rather Pinky treated other women with the warmth of spring, but only him with
the cruelty of winter; that would at least prove that in her eyes he was different from the others.
Young Chicken was in great pain. He sought out Gu Juji, a self-proclaimed Casanova, hoping he could offer some guidance. However
, surprisingly, Gu Juji didn't teach him how to win over Pinky; instead, he advised him to give up as soon as possible. He gave three reasons:
First, Pinky lacked femininity;
second, Pinky wasn't as simple as he thought;
third, even if he wanted to pursue her, he couldn't.
The young boy thought that the old man was confused by the black fungus, always viewing lust in a complicated way. As for whether or not there was
a "female lustful scent," he asked the old man, "What is a female lustful scent?"
The old man thought for a moment and said, "For example, if you get wet when you see a male lustful man, like a black fungus, that's called a female
lustful scent."
The young man smiled, neither agreeing nor disagreeing.
Finally, the old man said, "No matter who you pursue, I have to remind you that female lustful women need to have a female lustful scent, and male
lustful men need to have a male lustful scent. Female lustful women like male lustful men. Your flaw is that you're too childish. I advise you to get your foreskin circumcised
. It's covering most of your glans like a primary school student. Also, you need to work on your corpora cavernosa, like this
!" After the old man got an erection, he struck a David pose, looking very high-class.
Gu Juji's reply not only failed to help Tongziji, but exacerbated his suffering.
Sitting on the bus after work, all he could think about was Pink Fungus and Gu Juji's last words: "Circumcision, training the corpus cavernosum
." Was it only that kind of man who would be liked by girls?
He arrived home in a daze, not even consuming dinner, and collapsed onto the bed, falling asleep instantly.
He didn't know how long he slept before being woken by a ringing phone. Picking up his phone, he saw it was Erdan again.
Every man has a best friend like Erdan; they're happily silly and irresponsible,
appearing or disappearing at the most inopportune moments—the legendary pig-like teammates.
At the moment Tongziji least wanted to be disturbed, his pig-like teammate Erdan called just in time.
In Tongziji's memory, this childhood friend hadn't
contacted him recently except to borrow money; nothing else seemed to be of concern. Tongziji hesitated for a moment, holding the phone, before finally pressing the answer button.
Unexpectedly, after the call connected, Erdan didn't immediately bring up borrowing money, as he had done before
. Of course, he didn't mention repayment either; they just chatted about everyday things, with
questions like, "How have you been lately, you coward?" Hearing this, Tongziji felt a strange sense of gratitude. He replied, "Not so good!"
because he was truly feeling suffocated.
"What's wrong?" Erdan asked
. Although Tongziji didn't think Erdan was a good confidant and couldn't offer much help,
he still told him about his current miserable situation and how he desperately wanted Pinkie Pie. After all,
talking about it was better than keeping it inside.
Erdan listened quietly, unusually not interrupting. To Tongziji's surprise
, Erdan then offered him advice, proposing three methods to "deal with" Fenmu, each one
incredibly effective.
First, rape Fenmu, making it a fait accompli;
second, seduce Fenmu, making it a fait accompli;
third, drug and rape Fenmu, making it a fait accompli.
Erdan finished in one breath, standing smugly on the other end of the phone, waiting for Tongziji to thank him! Meanwhile, Tongziji
was already considering whether he should break off contact with Erdan. He couldn't remember when he had become
friends with Erdan; it seemed from the very beginning of his memory, Erdan had been bound to him. Tongziji thought ,
perhaps he could never shake him off in this lifetime.
Suppressing his anger, Tongziji asked Erdan, "Can you say anything else?"
Erdan replied, "Yes, lend me another two!"
The phone was abruptly cut off. Tongziji suddenly felt an urge to cry, but couldn't. He
drifted off to sleep.
For the next few days, Tongziji was listless in the office, always with his head down,
his pubic hair disheveled. Everyone assumed something had happened at home, but only Gujuji knew it was all because of Pinky
.
Gujuji tried to persuade Tongziji, but to little avail, because the two were not on the same wavelength.
He kept urging Tongziji to give up Pinky, unaware that the other was already deeply entangled. However, Tongziji later
figured it out, and even he found it laughable. Why should the girl you like have to like you back
? What's the point of pursuing love then? Why not just marry whoever you like?
Regardless of whether Pinkie Plum felt it or not, I'm different from everyone else. I'm a college student, knowledgeable, cultured, intelligent
, and sophisticated. Besides, Tongziji tidied his pubic hair in front of the mirror and thought he wasn't bad-looking either.
From then on, everyone was surprised to find that the shy college student, after a period of silence
, suddenly became talkative, and always said things that others only vaguely understood. Little did they know, Tongziji was deliberately
showing off his uniqueness to Pinkie Plum. He believed that before long, Pinkie Plum would look at him
with favor.
However, before he could even receive the favor he expected, two days later, the side effects appeared, which greatly surprised the young man
and left him both amused and exasperated.
The young woman was the first to react to his change. She thought he was speaking very elegantly and profoundly lately,
and she wanted to learn to speak like that too, even though she could rarely understand what he was saying. But the young woman was convinced she had
found the ultimate way to show off.
When the opium addict wasn't around, she would pester the young lad to talk about poetry and literature. The young lad only
had a superficial understanding, and fearing he'd be exposed after a while, he tossed her a book of "Three Tang Poems" to
read on her own. The young lad treasured it, opening it and reading intently. When she came across something wonderful, she would shout
"Wonderful! Wonderful!" completely ignoring the strange looks from the others. The young rooster asked, "What poem is so wonderful?
" She replied, "The Song of Everlasting Regret.
" The young rooster nodded, "It seems you do have some literary cultivation."
A few days later, the young rooster stood up and stretched, noticing that the woman from the back garden was reading "Three Tang Poems" again
. He asked, "What poem are you reading today?" She
replied, "Also, The Song of Everlasting Regret."
The young rooster was taken aback and leaned closer to ask, "Where are you?"
The woman from the back garden pointed to the seventh and eighth lines, saying, "These two lines."
The young rooster patted her shoulder, "That's already very good!"
The seventh and eighth lines of the Song of Everlasting Regret read: "Her cloud-like hair, flower-like face, and golden hairpins swaying; in the warm hibiscus-scented tent, she spends the spring night.
The spring night is short, and the sun rises high; from then on, the emperor no longer holds morning court. " Hou Tinghua said, "I still don't understand these two lines."
"What don't you understand?
" Hou Tinghua asked, "Who is Gao Qi?"
This question clearly stumped Tongziji. He frowned and thought for a long time before finally saying definitively,
"It's Gao Lishi!"
Hou Tinghua suddenly understood. Tongziji, not satisfied, then told her the story of removing his boots and holding his inkstone, and that
Emperor Xuanzong of Tang was actually homosexual. Hou Tinghua looked at him with boundless admiration and praised, "You know so much!"
Tongziji waved his hand, "Not at all, I could recite this poem in second grade."
Hou Tinghua's diligence and eagerness to learn made Tongziji feel a bit like he was getting something in return, but this also had an
advantage: more opportunities to show off. The two lecherous men often flattered each other in their question-and-answer sessions, enjoying themselves immensely,
attracting the attention of other lecherous men.
However, there was one thing the young man couldn't understand: how did the "rustic" Hou Ting Hua suddenly
become interested in poetry and literature?
This all started with Hou Ting Hua's path to pretentiousness.
A large part of Hou Ting Hua's pretentiousness stemmed from Gu Juji; to wrest Gu Juji from Hei Mu Er's
grasp, she had to project a higher level of sophistication. Previously
, when Hei Mu Er mentioned high-end consumption, Hou Ting Hua would secretly curse, "What are you pretending for, you poor wretch?" But she discovered that men didn't think that way
; they liked Hei Mu Er's pretentiousness, especially Gu Juji, and she had to admit that in
front of Hei Mu Er, her own rustic and chubby nature was completely exposed.
From then on, Hou Tinghua began her own career of showing off. However, compared to Black Fungus and Pink Fungus,
her attempts at showing off were futile. These two didn't need to pretend; they were already oozing coolness just by standing there
. The difference was that one's coolness was flamboyant, while the other's was subtle.
Therefore, Hou Tinghua could only swallow her pride and start by imitating the two Fungus. She was determined that if she was going to show off,
she would do it perfectly, inside and out, striving to surpass them.
Hou Tinghua embarked on her path of showing off with lofty ambitions, but she soon realized with painful realization: how difficult it was
!
Although she had mocked Black Fungus for getting wet at the sight of men, now she herself wanted to get wet but couldn't; although she
had laughed at Pink Fungus for her sparse pubic hair, now she looked in the mirror and had not a single hair. And so on
and so forth. In short, these innate traits couldn't be faked.
Although her initial attempt was unsuccessful, Back Garden Flower didn't give up easily. If the inner self couldn't work, she could still fake the outer. She went
home, found some colored pencils, and drew a pink triangle above her anus in the mirror, connecting it to the anus
. Then she picked up a red pen and drew a circle in the center of the triangle, added a dot at the top, and finally
colored the top of her head black according to the shape of her pubic hair.
Completed, Back Garden Flower took a step back, examining herself in the mirror, but something just didn't look right
. She had everything she should have; what was wrong? She pulled out the office's staff photo and compared it to
the photos of the "black fungus" and "pink fungus" (referring to women with similar body parts), finding fault with herself
. She finally realized that her own "pretentiousness" was too superficial, only capturing the form but not the spirit, lacking the soul of "pretentiousness," making her look increasingly like an idiot.
Now, Hou Ting Hua was at a loss. Did she really have to go to South Korea
? She didn't want to have her body slashed to pieces by the South Koreans. But what should she do now? For days, Hou Ting Hua had been racking her brains, and just when she was at her wit's end,
a sentence on a website pointed her in the right direction. The sentence said: "Pretentiousness starts with the details.
" Details are everywhere—eating, drinking, defecating, clothing, food, housing, and transportation—everywhere there are details, everywhere there are opportunities to be pretentious. Moreover, this
way of pretentiousness focuses on cultivating the temperament of "pretentiousness," which is clearly a step up from simply imitating physical form
.
Hou Tinghua suddenly understood and put it into action. Her first target was cosmetics.
She hadn't noticed them before, but now, looking at the glycerin suppositories and chrysanthemum ointment on her desk, she cursed herself, thinking, "How could a 'giant chicken' like you
even look at these? No way!" She grabbed them and threw them in the trash, letting these low-grade products go to hell!
The next day, in the most prominent position on Hou Tinghua's desk, expensive feminine wash and gynecological ointment were placed
. Spending money to show off was a piece of cake for Hou Tinghua.
She also noticed that Black Fungus and Pink Fungus's periods came to them every now and then, each time
bringing several sanitary napkins. The two women looked particularly sexy and slutty in the sanitary napkins. Although
she didn't have periods, Hou Tinghua thought buying sanitary napkins wouldn't be a problem.
If it were the old-fashioned woman, she would only pick the biggest, thickest, and strongest sanitary napkins. Now
, her standards have risen; she knows how to choose materials and workmanship.
There was a little mishap when buying sanitary napkins: she didn't know which section of the supermarket had them.
She went to the store to ask the clerk for directions. The clerk glanced at her and asked, "Are you looking for toilet paper?"
This infuriated Hou Tinghua. She thought the clerk was being sarcastic and yelled at him,
"It's just sanitary napkins! I like wearing them, what's it to you?!"
She still remembers the clerk's astonished expression. She once told a young man, "
I really wanted to spray him with poop!"
Back home, Hou Tinghua put on her newly bought sanitary napkins, twirled around in front of the mirror, and felt cute.
"That's good," she thought, "now Gu Juji won't look down on me.
" The next day, Hou Tinghua, still wearing her sanitary napkins, swayed into Building B under the gaze of passersby.
In the elevator, she kept thinking, would Giant Chicken be so excited to see her, so adorable, that he'd burst into tears
? Would he pounce on her and give her a hug? What should she do then? Would she half-heartedly resist or just fall into his arms
? Oh dear! No more thinking about it! Backflower covered her face, "How embarrassing!"
Arriving at the office, everyone except Giant Chicken and Big Smoker was already there. Pink Fungus was the first to see Backflower
, then quickly lowered her head and lay face down on the desk. Seeing her body twitching, Backflower secretly gloated:
"Little brat! Scared to death ,
huh?" Black Fungus and Young Chicken thought Pink Fungus had seen a ghost and turned around at the same time. Once they saw it, they couldn't help but
burst into laughter, making Backflower's skin crawl. She walked to her seat, bewildered,
wondering if these guys had taken the wrong medicine. At this moment, Gu Juji rushed into the office from outside, carrying a bag
. As soon as he entered, he saw Hou Tinghua, wearing a sanitary napkin, standing there dumbfounded
. He couldn't hold it in any longer and leaned against the wall, laughing hysterically. Hou Tinghua stared at him blankly, completely bewildered.
After laughing for a while, Gu Juji let out a long sigh and walked towards Hou Tinghua
. Hou Tinghua suddenly flinched, shyly lowering her head, her cheeks flushed, her heart pounding. The crucial moment had finally arrived!
Gu Juji reached her side. By this time, Hou Tinghua had made up her mind; she decided that as soon as Gu Juji
opened his arms, she would throw herself into his embrace. However, Gu Juji didn't do that
. He just glanced at the sanitary napkin on Hou Tinghua's body and said, "Are you stupid? Always doing this kind of stupid thing?"
Those words were like a bucket of cold water poured over her head; Hou Tinghua felt like she had fallen from the equator into the Arctic Ocean. She looked up,
glaring at Gu Juji, her facial muscles twitching. Gu Juji realized the situation was serious, but he had no intention
of apologizing. He simply avoided Hou Tinghua's gaze and awkwardly sat down in his seat.
Hou Tinghua ripped off the sanitary napkin, held it above her head, and then slammed it heavily into the trash can. She then ran
to the bathroom, punching and kicking the stall door while simultaneously cursing Gu Juji's entire family. Finally,
exhausted, she washed her face with cold water. When she emerged from the bathroom, her face was calm as still water, showing no sign of
the immense grievance she had just suffered. This is Hou Ting Hua, Gu Juji knows her too well.
Despite possessing such a strong mental fortitude, Hou Ting Hua still faces a cruel reality:
her attempt to be cool has failed again, not just with sanitary napkins, but also with cosmetics. After only two days, Hou Ting Hua discovered that
Jieeryin and Fuyanjie were completely unsuitable for her skin type; she even experienced a slight allergic reaction after using them, and her anus would itch every night—
itchy, like tiny insects crawling inside.
She gave up on Jieeryin and Fuyanjie, and with it, gave up on being cool. Each effort turned to dust, leaving
Hou Ting Hua utterly disillusioned with being cool. She despaired, and subsequently developed a resistance to the concept of "bi" ( a vulgar term for promiscuity
), most typically manifested in using it as a derogatory term for "black fungus" (a vulgar term for a woman)
. When she mentions "black fungus" to other women, it's always with terms like "dead bitch," "cheap bitch," "slutty bitch," etc.
"Just pretend, why add so many adjectives
?" This reveals the depth of Hou Tinghua's hatred for pretentiousness and her deep resentment towards "black fungus" (a euphemism for prostitution)
. For more than six months afterward, Hou Tinghua distanced herself from pretentiousness and never even considered it. However,
the appearance of the eloquent "Young Chicken" reignited her passion. But this time was different. Pretentiousness was merely a shell
; it was no longer Hou Tinghua's goal. In her own words, "I'm not pretending to be pretentious, I'm pretending to have substance.
" Through daily literary exchanges with "Young Chicken," although her cultural literacy didn't improve much, Hou Tinghua's
life became less monotonous. However, she couldn't let go of her prejudice against pretentiousness until one day, a promiscuous woman
appeared in the office. This woman not only reinterpreted the concept of pretentiousness for Hou Tinghua but also caused
varying degrees of psychological fluctuations among everyone in the office.
Jin Bihuihuang, as a high-ranking executive of the company, was inspecting the office for the first time since its establishment.
The moment she entered the office, her powerful aura stunned all the lecherous men present.
Jin Bihuihuang was around forty years old, but due to her excellent maintenance, she looked no older than thirty, not much older than Hou Tinghua. A well-tailored
gold business suit accentuated her shapely curves, her smooth, glossy pubic hair was meticulously groomed, and paired
with her fair skin and pink lips, she possessed a captivating yet spirited charm. Her expression was calm and authoritative
, her smile conveying a sense of power that made the lecherous men afraid to look directly at her. With each step she took forward, the surrounding air seemed to tremble.
The lecherous men in the office clutched their chests, staring wide-eyed at her; each step felt like a blow to their very hearts.
Jin Bihuihuang didn't stay in the office for long, and she spent most of her time communicating with the heavy smoker in the conference room. However, in those few brief encounters, this legendary woman left an indelible impression on everyone.
After Jin Bihuihuang left, Hou Tinghua, while marveling at how noble even a "bitch" could be, secretly gloated: "In every aspect, Hei Muer is miles behind Jin Bihuihuang. That arrogant girl must be devastated! I hope she's completely crushed and stays as far away from our Gu Juji as possible." Gu Juji, however, thought: "See, Hei Muer? No matter how hard you try, you'll never reach Jin Bihuihuang's level. Be realistic. Come into my arms, we'll get married, have a baby, and live a peaceful life together." Meanwhile, Blackie was thinking, "Golden Brilliance shines so brightly, attracting everyone's attention, not just because of her beautiful appearance, but more importantly, because of her powerful aura. And where does that powerful aura come from? It's nothing more than the clothes she wears and the power she holds. If I could work hard to get into her position, today's Golden Brilliance would be tomorrow's Blackie." Golden Brilliance's arrival also gave Young Chicken a new perspective on Pinky. It was the first time he'd seen Pinky smile at another woman, her eyes shining. From the moment Golden Brilliance entered, Pinky stared at her foolishly, and even after Golden Brilliance left, she followed her out, only returning much later, her face flushed. Compared to the ethereal goddess, Young Chicken preferred this down-to-earth girl. In the same situation, everyone only saw the side that affirmed themselves or was beneficial to them. The result was that although each woman was somewhat moved, their relationships didn't change; instead, they became more extreme.
In the office, all the women used this kind of relationship to find their place and maintain a fragile balance. The loss of any single node could potentially cause the entire system to collapse. Perhaps no one had considered this, but unfortunately, it happened. Three days after Jin Bihui's departure, headquarters suddenly sent someone to audit the accounts, catching Big Smoker and Black Fungus completely off guard. The problems with the accounts for outsourced goods alone were enough to get them fired. Later, Big Smoker somehow managed to keep his position as head of the branch office, albeit with a two-level pay cut. Black Fungus naturally became the scapegoat, but Big Smoker, still possessing some conscience, spoke a few good words for her. The final outcome was a pay cut and demotion, followed by a transfer to another branch office starting as a regular employee. With Black Fungus gone, the happiest person was Hou Tinghua. No one was competing with her for the "Giant Chicken" anymore, and a second-in-command position was vacant. Based on seniority and contributions, it was her turn, wasn't it? She didn't need a raise because she wasn't short of money, nor did she need power because she wasn't smart enough. She just wanted to show off in front of everyone, and this position was perfect for her. These past few days, every time Hou Tinghua got home, she would practice a speech for the leadership in front of a chair.
However, a transfer order from headquarters shattered Hou Tinghua's dreams. Pink Fungus took Black Fungus's place and took control of the office's finances. Big Smoker believed that he and Black Fungus had worked flawlessly, and that the headquarters' surprise attack must have been reported by an insider. Now, receiving the transfer order, he had to look at this serious young woman in a different light. Two weeks later, Giant Chicken submitted his resignation to Big Smoker. Black Fungus was the only reason he stayed. With Black Fungus gone, it was time for him to leave too. Before leaving, he had a farewell dinner with Young Chicken. Young Chicken asked him, "What are your plans for the future?"
Giant Chicken said, "I'll take it one step at a time."
Giant Chicken's departure left Hou Tinghua feeling lost and helpless. Without Giant Chicken, she found life meaningless and was always absent-minded. Seeing her was like seeing himself two months ago. The girl he had secretly loved two months ago, Pinky, was now a powerful and ruthless figure in the office. He remembered what Gu Juji had said: "Pinky isn't as simple as you think." Then he recalled the scene of Pinky chasing after Jin Bihuihuang out of the office. Suddenly, his vision blurred, and he thought he saw Pinky smile at him. She parted her cherry lips slightly, revealing a ring of pure white hymen. He lowered his head and painfully closed his eyes. Standing on his balcony, Tongziji spread his arms, letting the wind pass through him, carrying away all his sorrow. Pinky had succeeded, finally taking her place. But would Big Smoker let it go? What had become of Gu Juji? What would become of the harem flower? And what about Blackie? Tongziji gazed at the vast night sky, thinking, "Whether we succeed or not, we are all pitiful." The scattered stars fell like rain, the hazy moon like poetry. Sorrowful catkins drift away with the wind; how many know of my melancholy?

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