Urban Shen Lang (Complete) - 10

Chapter 82 A Whimsical Idea
After attending the company's opening ceremony, Shen Lang, with the consent of Tian Qingya and Rong Danru, moved into Xi Chenyue's villa temporarily. He took care of Xi Chenyue while focusing on studying the medical aspects of the *Bone Refining Technique*, hoping to find a quick cure for her.
At the same time, Shen Lang didn't give up his studies, as the college entrance exam was approaching. Every day, besides studying medicine, Shen Lang would occasionally go out to eat and shop with Rong Danru and the three Tian sisters. The rest of his time was spent listening to Xi Chenyue's lectures with Ji Xiyan and Hu Luoluo.
Meanwhile, Daisy spent her days exploring and interviewing in various corners of the city, learning about everything in China. She didn't need to study or take exams; her company would arrange a study opportunity for her at Huaxia University.
For several days, Shen Lang took meticulous care of Xi Chenyue. Aside from attending classes, she didn't need to lift a finger. Xi Chenyue's heart was gradually and completely captured by Shen Lang's gentle advances, and their relationship quickly became inseparable.
Around 10 PM that night, the group finished their day of studying and finally had some free time. Ji Xiyan, Hu Luoluo, and Daisy had already gone to get their beauty sleep, while Shen Lang stayed with Xi Chenyue on the sofa in the living room watching a boring variety show.
These past two days, Shen Lang's medical research had yielded some results, and he was very excited. He jokingly said, "Yueyue, I'm almost there to cure you. Won't you give me a reward?"
Xi Chenyue blushed slightly, "You little rascal, what kind of wicked idea are you up to now?"
Shen Lang chuckled, "With Teacher Xi's beauty, what wicked idea could I possibly have? Or rather, why couldn't I have a wicked idea?"
Xi Chenyue glared at Shen Lang, then lowered her head in thought. She was thinking that her illness was at least terminal. Although she had a lot of faith in Shen Lang, she was afraid of the worst-case scenario—what if she died from the incurable disease… It would be such a regret to leave this world without being Shen Lang's woman.
Xi Chenyue was thinking that although Shen Lang had so many girlfriends, strictly speaking, he wasn't a promiscuous person. He wasn't unattractive, and he treated her very well. So, doing *that* with him shouldn't be considered a disservice to herself, right?
Seeing Xi Chenyue lower her head and remain silent, Shen Lang thought she was angry and was a little surprised. Xi Chenyue was usually immune to this level of joke; had her skill regressed today?
While she was lost in thought, Xi Chenyue seemed to have made a great decision. She stood up, took a few steps, and then turned back to Shen Lang firmly, saying, "Let's go, to my room." Shen
Lang was taken aback. He had only made a joke, but judging from her expression, Xi Chenyue was definitely serious.
Shen Lang was a little incredulous: "You're not kidding, are you?"
Xi Chenyue pouted and said
, "Fine, don't come if you don't want to! You're all talk and no action!" Shen Lang, of course, refused to admit defeat: "I'll go, of course I'll go! Is it some kind of dragon's den or tiger's lair?"
A few seconds later, the two of them, like dry tinder and raging fire, were already on a large bed. Shen Lang began to kiss and caress them skillfully, their clothes falling off one by one. Shen Lang's movements were swift and fluid.
This was the first time Xi Chenyue had done such an intimate thing with Shen Lang. Although she was very nervous, she responded passionately, as if she were about to die and wanted to fulfill her last wish.
Although Shen Lang was no longer a virgin, he still couldn't resist seeing Xi Chenyue's flawless body. Just as he was about to pounce on her like a wolf, he suddenly stopped, as if he had thought of something.
Shen Lang: "No, I still feel a little uneasy. This... is too dreamlike, too unreal."
Xi Chenyue was extremely surprised and puzzled by Shen Lang's sudden change of heart: "What are you uneasy about?"
Shen Lang: "I feel like why you're being so proactive today? Although I, Old Shen, am very confident that I'll win you over sooner or later, I didn't expect it to be so fast, so smooth, so... passive."
Xi Chenyue scolded: "Go to hell! It's like I'm the one being proactive! You bad guy brought it up first, okay? Now you're blaming me, it's infuriating!"
Shen Lang: "I was just teasing you casually, so you..." "You agreed so readily! It feels a bit unreal. When did Teacher Xi become so easy to talk to?"
Xi Chenyue: "Want to know the reason?"
Shen Lang: "Of course I do! If I can't know the truth, I really can't bring myself to do it!"
Xi Chenyue: "Look at you! To be honest, I'm afraid my illness is incurable, so I want to go crazy before I die. Is that reason acceptable?"
Shen Lang seemed to be taking advantage of the situation and sighed, "Sigh, the way you put it, it loses all its charm. We can't do it now."
Xi Chenyue blushed and scolded, "Isn't it all your fault? You acted like a pervert!" "Why didn't you just pounce on me? Why did you have to ask so many questions? Now that it's not aesthetically pleasing, you're blaming
me. You're really the one who's accusing others first!" Shen Lang hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Okay, okay, it's my fault, it's my fault. What should we do now? Should we still do it?"
Xi Chenyue said: "Yes, of course we should! Well... I'll just... put on my nightgown. Don't you men all like mystery? This half-concealed look is mysterious enough, isn't it?"
Shen Lang said with some surprise: "Little Yueyue, how come you've suddenly become so unrestrained? Is this your true self?"
Xi Chenyue spat: "Don't you men all like women who are elegant in public, good in the kitchen, and good in bed? Don't be like that..." "How hypocritical! Are you coming or not?"
Shen Lang, provoked, roared, "Come on, of course I'm coming! A grown man of seven feet tall can't be scared by a woman! But little Yueyue, I have to tell you first, this is very painful, and if I hurt you later..." Xi Chenyue,
not to be outdone by men, said, "As long as I can experience what it's like to be a woman before I die, I'll endure it."
Shen Lang grinned maliciously and pounced on Xi Chenyue...
Xi Chenyue's lower body was unusually narrow, and coupled with her exaggerated cries of pain, Shen Lang was terrified. After fiddling around for a while, Shen Lang was stuck in a limbo, but still hadn't gotten to the point.
Xi Chenyue giggled, "You big pervert, do you even know how to do it? You've made me hurt so much, and you still haven't gotten in?"
Shen Lang said dejectedly, "I'm already lucky I didn't shrink back because of your dramatic movements."
Xi Chenyue retorted, "Seriously? You're just a fake expert after all. You've done it with your other girlfriends so many times and you still haven't gotten the hang of it? You're such an idiot!"
Shen Lang said, "It's because you're not cooperating, okay? You started screaming before I even got in, you scared me half to death."
Xi Chenyue said aggrievedly, "Can you blame me? This is my first time! But this is your nth time, it's just not fair. Humph, everyone says the first time is so wonderful, it seems like it's all a lie!"
Shen Lang joked, "I must have been chasing you in my past life to..." "We were almost at the point of marriage, but before we even had a chance to consummate our marriage, we were reincarnated. It seems our first time together in this life is destined to be anything but smooth."
Xi Chenyue chuckled, "Pah, shameless! Who told you we were in a past life? Um... well, could you go buy me an instructional video? I really don't know how to cooperate..."
Shen Lang looked at Xi Chenyue in surprise, stunned for a long time before saying, "You're kidding me? A dignified teacher, an engineer of the human soul, actually asking to watch an instructional video? This is too... too..."
Xi Chenyue adopted a tigress-like demeanor, snapping, "Stop talking nonsense, are you going to buy it or not?"
Shen Lang hurriedly surrendered, muttering, "Buy it, of course I'll buy it, I just don't know if they deliver it. If they do, that would be great."
Hearing Shen Yunzhong's joke, Xi Chenyue giggled and said, "Go to hell! Instructional videos aren't delivered! That's wishful thinking!"

Chapter 83 On-site Instruction.
Having never seen a live pig, but having at least eaten pork, Shen Lang naturally knew where to buy instructional videos, he just hadn't been there before.
A little over ten minutes later, Shen Lang appeared on the legendary "Video Street." It was past 10 PM, and the "Video Street" was just beginning to bustle with activity. People were coming and going, a constant flow of people, the sounds of whispered bargaining filling the air, along with various noisy curses. Everyone had gathered here for a common purpose.
As soon as Shen Lang entered the alley, he was immediately surrounded by no fewer than ten people, all claiming their films were the best in the world, unprecedented and unparalleled, leading the trend in the street, covering Europe, America, Japan, and Korea, and that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity…
Among them were teenage boys, middle-aged women in their forties and fifties, and of course, some rather unremarkable young women, though a few of them seemed reasonably attractive.
Shen Lang wondered why such pretty girls would work selling films. He thought to himself with a hint of skepticism, "Do they also work as tutors on the side? The kind that teaches you everything on the spot?"
Just as he finished thinking this, Shen Lang was punished. He was harassed by a very alluring young woman in her twenties.
The girl's voice was as sweet as her looks, but her words were quite brazen: "Handsome, want to buy some films? Also, we offer tutoring services, guaranteed to teach you everything!"
Shen Lang was terrified. "I don't need to learn anything!"
Shen Lang fled in a panic, sighing as he ran. "Damn, this kind of business really exists! Old Shen really does have a knack for business; he's got foresight!"
After a few steps, Shen Lang finally encountered a guy who looked relatively normal—a man in his thirties, dressed decently, though with a slightly effeminate air. He quietly squatted at his stall, not soliciting customers like the others.
Shen Lang thought, "This is him," and went up to greet him, "Hey buddy, got any videos?"
The man roared, "How dare you insult me like that?"
Just as Shen Lang was stunned, the glamorous woman who had flirted with him earlier reluctantly approached, saying, "Handsome, I'm Piaopiao, and I hate being called 'buddy.' Also, he only sells gay men, hehe."
Shen Lang felt nauseous. He knew he wasn't being homophobic, but he was going to be with Xi Chenyue later, and this situation was really disgusting.
The glamorous woman grabbed Shen Lang's arm affectionately, her tone somewhat suggestive (Shen Lang thought), and said in a very coquettish voice, "Handsome, if you want to buy porn, come to me! I have the most complete selection here—Japanese, Korean, European, American, Hong Kong, and Taiwanese films. (I absolutely refuse to sell mainland films.) Authentic, diverse styles, complete range, ten times the price back if it's fake. Special requests will be accommodated to the best of my ability. Genuine products at fair prices, try before you buy, three guarantees, honest and fair dealing!"
Shen Lang broke out in a cold sweat. A porn seller offering three guarantees? Curious, Shen Lang couldn't help but ask, "How about 'try before you buy'?"
The glamorous woman replied, "Handsome, you can touch it for free and try it out."
Shen Lang said, "What if she takes advantage of you and just touches without buying?"
The glamorous woman said, "This is a privilege reserved for you, handsome. Other scoundrels have no chance to touch it!"
Shen Lang felt a little giddy. So even prostitutes judge by appearances. He continued, "What's the 'three guarantees'?"
The glamorous woman giggled and said, "It includes teaching, learning, and safety!"
Shen Lang found this woman quite amusing and asked with a smile, "How much does it cost?"
The glamorous woman replied, "The full set is 8..." "88, you can also buy them separately. The price for each service is different, but all movies are 5 yuan! Handsome guys get a 10% discount, super handsome guys get a 20% discount. If you're an absolute stunner like yourself, I
'd even pay you to buy them, hehe." Shen Lang joked, "Just get the whole package, why bother selling movies? Isn't that tiring and doesn't make much money?"
The glamorous woman said, "Handsome, you don't know, these days the competition in the sex business is fierce. My main job is selling my body, and my side job is selling movies. Most people don't buy the body, they only buy the movies. Selling movies is just a part-time job, to earn some pocket money."
Shen Lang broke out in a cold sweat. He said, "Alright, I won't take up any more of your time. I'm just here to buy some porn. Find me a few with milder themes, no European or American films, absolutely no ugly men, and definitely no group sex or SM. This is my girlfriend's first time; she's shy, and I'm afraid she can't handle it."
The glamorous woman couldn't help but look at Shen Lang with admiration, saying, "I didn't expect you to be so good to your girlfriend, so enviable. If you weren't in this industry, you'd definitely be chasing after me! These days, it's rare to see someone as refined and polite as you buying porn. You're quite respectful. I hate those two-faced bastards." "What a hypocrite ! He sleeps with women and acts all high and mighty, what a damn scoundrel! So pathetic! I'm in a good mood today, so I'll give you a discount, just enough to cover costs, one yuan apiece!"
Shen Lang couldn't help but smile broadly, thinking to himself, "People are all human, good deeds are rewarded." He said aloud, "Thank you so much! I wish your films great success and that you meet many handsome men!"
The glamorous woman giggled, "Then I'll take your good wishes, brother."
Shen Lang paid, tucked the film into his pocket, steadied himself, and walked back somewhat furtively. After all, it was his first time buying something like this, and Shen Lang was still a little guilty and couldn't let go.
The glamorous woman called out to Shen Lang, her voice sweet and seductive, "Handsome, walk straight! It's just buying a movie, nothing serious. It's a normal man's physiological need, even the president of the world needs to have sex, right? Be confident, what are you afraid of? If anyone dares to arrest you, I'll curse them to have a thousand sons and a thousand grandsons who can't even take care of themselves!"
Everyone on the street burst into laughter, the jeers almost overturning the street stalls. Many thirsty single men started spouting nonsense—"Sister Sasha looks like she's fallen for him."
"Sister Sasha, that handsome young man is a good boy from a respectable family, he's not like us. We're a perfect match."
"Sister Sasha, don't pay attention to that guy, he's sick. It's better to be with me!"...
The glamorous Sasha giggled and then cursed, "You bastards, get the hell out of here! If you want to see porn, go home and find your mothers!"
The idle men weren't angry, probably because they'd experienced this kind of teasing and cursing many times before, and continued to chat and laugh.
Shen Lang broke out in a cold sweat. The people here were really something else; he was finding it hard to handle. He figured only a girl as outrageous as Ji Xiyan could survive here. Shen Lang quickened his pace to escape, inwardly marveling, "Damn, this place is full of hidden talents and dangerous people. Great hermits hide in plain sight, and the most powerful hermits are hidden in the streets. Everyone here is a giant! Ahhhhhh..."

Chapter 084 I'm a Little Afraid
When Shen Lang returned, Xi Chenyue was lying on the bed, idly flipping through a fashion magazine, her pretty buttocks raised high, which ignited Shen Lang's lust.
When Xi Chenyue saw Shen Lang return, she scolded, "Why did you take so long?"
Shen Lang laughed, "When buying things, you have to compare prices at different stores, right? You have to buy something reliable, don't you?"
Xi Chenyue couldn't help but laugh, "Why compare prices for that kind of thing?"
Shen Lang: "You don't know this, do you? I've really learned something about buying movies today. Some people specialize in buying Japanese films, while others only buy European and American ones. Some only buy gay films, some only buy lesbian films, and some are so patriotic that they only buy domestic ones. It's true that there's a sequence to learning and everyone has their own expertise."
Xi Chenyue said in surprise, "How can it be so exaggerated?"
Shen Lang: "There are even more exaggerated ones."
Shen Lang then recounted the process of buying the movie, making Xi Chenyue laugh so hard she couldn't stand up straight. She rolled around on the bed, but Shen Lang grabbed her and said, "Yueyue, how about we watch a couple first?"
Xi Chenyue blushed and said, "I can watch with you, but
you can't call me lewd." Shen Lang: "How could that be? How can something so consensual be called lewd? That girl was right, it's normal human need, even the president of Earth has sex."
Xi Chenyue scolded, "Go to hell!"
Shen Lang, displaying his shameless nature, put a disc into the computer. Soon, a Japanese movie started playing, and the sounds of a Japanese girl's moans filled the air. The Japanese girl's name was unknown, but she was quite innocent, with large breasts and a pert bottom, wearing a pitifully thin dress that barely concealed her flesh.
Xi Chenyue blushed instantly upon hearing those "ee-ee-ah-ah" sounds, covering her eyes and wrapping herself in the blanket.
Shen Lang yanked the blanket off, took Xi Chenyue's small hand off, and said, "I specifically had someone pick out a light-hearted one, it's actually very healthy. You don't believe me? Look, there's no gang fight, it's all one-on-one."
Xi Chenyue slightly opened her eyes a crack, glanced at the two people in the video still flirting, then immediately closed them again, saying, "Just watch, you can teach me later."
Shen Lang said, "Haha, live teaching, guaranteed to teach you, no deception!"
Xi Chenyue blushed deeply: "Go to hell! Why don't you go learn live from your porn girl!"
Shen Lang said, "Porn girl is too experienced, I feel inferior. We're a perfect match! "
Xi Chenyue pouted: "Shen Lang, you're getting more and more of a rogue!"
Shen Lang chuckled wickedly: "Little Yue... " "Moon, it's come to this point, and you're only now realizing my wicked nature? Too late, isn't it?"
Xi Chenyue gritted her teeth and said, "This little woman accepts her fate. But if you ever betray me, I'll castrate you, kill you, castrate you again, kill you again, and then commit suicide!"
Shen Lang was startled by Xi Chenyue's words. He covered her mouth with his hand and exclaimed, "Good Yueyue, what we're about to do is such a great and sacred thing! Saying this is very unlucky!"
Xi Chenyue stuck out her little tongue and licked Shen Lang's palm. Shen Lang seemed greatly stimulated and quickly let go. Xi Chenyue giggled and said, "Feeling guilty?"
Shen Lang quickly denied it: "How could I? I, Shen Lang, am not the kind of person who starts something and then abandons it, who is fickle and easily bored."
Xi Chenyue: "You like..." "It's good to like the new and dislike the old, but the sad thing is you like both! 'Don't start something and then abandon it'? Hmph, every man says that before he gets into a woman's bed, but once he's had his fill of her,
doesn't he just abandon her, divorce her, or take her as a mistress?" Shen Lang said, "Stop talking nonsense. I'm ready to go. Let's leave these academic questions for later. Little Yueyue, bring out your little sister, get ready!"
Xi Chenyue hesitated for a moment, then suddenly hugged Shen Lang's waist tightly, and said softly, "Shen Lang, I'm still a little scared."
Shen Lang: "Scared of what?"
Xi Chenyue: "Scared of the pain, I was scared of the pain just now!"
Shen Lang: "It only hurts for a little while, then it'll feel good. Besides, you didn't have any experience just now, wait a bit... " "Once you finish learning, you'll become a master!"
Xi Chenyue retorted, "Get lost! I'm being serious. I've always been terrified of pain. When I was little, I never got a shot; I'd faint from fright."
Shen Lang pondered, "Goodness, is it that serious? How about we get some painkillers?"
Xi Chenyue chuckled, "How did you even come up with that? It's like something out of 'The Jade Puppet Gang.'" Shen
Lang asked in surprise, "Really, Yueyue? You've seen 'The Jade Puppet Gang: The Secret of Adultery'?"
Xi Chenyue laughed, "Hehe, what's so special about that? It's just a Category III film."
However, as soon as she finished speaking, Xi Chenyue's face turned bright red again. It seemed she was forcing herself to speak while hiding her embarrassment; she was really putting on a brave face.
Shen Lang chuckled, "Haha, I get it, I get it! So Yueyue and I are kindred spirits! Haha, I love it! Napoleon said that a boy who hasn't watched porn isn't a good boy, and a girl who hasn't watched adult films isn't a good girl."
Xi Chenyue scolded, "Get lost! What kind of evil theory is that? Napoleon never said that! Don't tarnish the reputation of historical figures like that!"
Shen Lang said unseriously, "Hehe, this is a serious academic issue. We'll explain it in detail later. Let's get down to business first."
Xi Chenyue glanced at the man and woman in the movie and immediately blushed, "No way! Look at that woman, her brows are all furrowed. She must be in so much pain, but the actress has to pretend to enjoy it. It's so fake!"
Shen Lang said, "No, no, you can't fake an expression of enjoyment. You have to act naturally when you're in pain." "She'll cry too."
Xi Chenyue: "How do you know she'll cry? It's definitely not true. She must be in a lot of pain. The director forced her to pretend to enjoy it, otherwise he wouldn't pay you! I heard that directors who make those kinds of films are sadistic and lewd... Oh my god, how could that guy be so cruel? He even spanked her butt, it's all red!"
Shen Lang laughed: "You didn't know? It's a kind of intimacy too, that woman must really like it."
Xi Chenyue: "I don't believe it! Look at those finger marks, so red, it must have hurt a lot."
Shen Lang: "It's not that scary, you can try it later if you don't believe me."
Xi Chenyue: "No, absolutely not, you can't hit me like that! I think Wu Qihua and Ye Zimei in 'The Secret of Adultery' are just like that, that's gentle."
Shen Lang said: "Okay, okay, your husband will definitely be careful, okay?"
As he spoke, Shen Lang's hands started to wander again.
Xi Chenyue let out a soft moan, her body quickly going limp. She whispered, "Shen Lang, be gentle, I'm really afraid of pain. Besides, I have to teach Yan Yan and Luo Luo tomorrow, I'll be too ashamed to face anyone if I can't get out of bed..."
Shen Lang: "Don't worry, how can I disobey my wife?"...
Outside the window, the night was deep, inside, spring was in full bloom... (5241 words omitted)... —————————————————————————————————————————— I don't know if this counts as vulgar, hehe. I'm quite apprehensive. The chapter title, "I'm a Little Afraid," reflects my feelings. The original nearly 4000-word chapter was reduced to a little over 2000 words, just to avoid censorship.
But that's how I write. Work is tiring, and when I'm lost in thought, I just want to write something lighthearted. I can't write anything tense or stressful, and I don't want to. Brothers, please bear with it. If you like it, support me; if you don't, that's fine too, we have different tastes, hehe.

Chapter 85 Who's Playing Tricks?
Feeling the preparations were almost complete, Shen Lang decided to use the method he'd learned from the medical section of the Bone Refining Manual to examine Xi Chenyue first, to see what was wrong before prescribing the right treatment. It wasn't that Shen Lang hadn't thought of this before, but he hadn't yet mastered the method of using internal X-ray vision to examine the body, and dared not act rashly.
Looking at Xi Chenyue lying on the bed, looking extremely nervous, Shen Lang felt a bit nervous himself and said, "Little Yueyue, don't be so nervous, okay? It's just a normal physical examination."
Looking at Shen Lang's expression, Xi Chenyue suddenly found it a little funny and said, "Why does this sound like a lewd old man deceiving a little girl?"
Shen Lang said, "Alright then, just pretend I'm a lewd old man. You're an innocent little girl now, you've been kidnapped. Don't be nervous, Uncle is going to examine you!"
Xi Chenyue giggled, "Pah! If I were really kidnapped by you, of course I'd be nervous!"
Shen Lang said, "How can you not be nervous? Actually, my internal energy is very gentle, it won't cause any consequences, don't be afraid, okay?"
Xi Chenyue said, "I just feel a little unreliable. Internal energy is too much like something out of martial arts novels, I'm not at ease."
Shen Lang said, "Good wife, you have to believe in science and believe in the truth."
Xi Chenyue retorted, "Pah! " "This thing is so mysterious, what kind of scientific truth is it?"
Shen Lang said. "Who said the inside is science or truth?"
Xi Chenyue said. "Then what are you talking about?"
Shen Lang said. "Hehe, your husband, I am science and truth!"
Xi Chenyue looked at Shen Lang's face carefully and said. "Hmm, you do look quite scientific, nothing is wrong."
Shen Lang immediately had a black line on his face and said. "Alright, alright, I've said enough. I'm going to start now. You're not allowed to be nervous. If you're nervous, I'll be more nervous than you. We've already done so much for our first time, are you afraid of a physical examination?"
Xi Chenyue immediately blushed and spat. "You pervert!"
But now she was not so nervous. She gently closed her eyes and completely surrendered herself to Shen Lang. ...
Half an hour later, Shen Lang's internal energy circulated through Xi Chenyue's body several times. He was exhausted but found no clues. Shen Lang was starting to lose confidence. What was going on? Was the method wrong or was his internal energy not working?
Seeing Shen Lang's furrowed brow, Xi Chenyue asked, "What's wrong?"
Shen Lang replied, "I examined you all over according to the methods in the medical manual, and I didn't find anything wrong. Of course, there are a few minor ailments, but I couldn't find that hemangioma I was looking for."
Xi Chenyue asked, "Could it be that the method is wrong?"
Shen Lang said, "It shouldn't be. I've examined you several times over. If the method was wrong, how could I have detected your other minor ailments?"
Xi Chenyue didn't understand these mysterious things at all, so she remained silent, just sitting with Shen Lang in a daze.
Suddenly, a thought flashed through Shen Lang's mind: Could it be that the doctor at that private hospital made a mistake with the results?
Shen Lang shared his suspicions, and Xi Chenyue agreed, feeling a surge of excitement. If she didn't have a terminal illness… Thinking this, Xi Chenyue hesitated, then whispered, "Shen Lang, do you think… it's really possible there was a mistake?"
Shen Lang laughed, "Why don't we just go to another hospital for a checkup? How could we have trusted that hospital so much? We didn't even think to get a second opinion at another hospital. That was incredibly stupid."
Xi Chenyue said, "We must have been terrified back then. Who would have the mind to get a second opinion?"
Shen Lang said, "That's right, hehe, let's go for a second opinion now!"…
Two hours later, Shen Lang received Xi Chenyue's full-body examination report. Looking at it, he didn't know whether to be happy or angry, and was momentarily stunned. He
was happy that Xi Chenyue had no problems except for some malnutrition-related anemia! He was angry that the private hospital had given them a wrong result, not only causing Xi Chenyue to quit her job but also causing many others to worry and feel sad—it was simply unforgivable.
After reading the medical report, Xi Chenyue immediately flew into a rage, pounding Shen Lang's chest with her small fists and shouting angrily, "You big liar, I hate you so much!"
Shen Lang said aggrievedly, "How am I a big liar? It's clearly the private hospital's fault!"
Xi Chenyue continued to punch Shen Lang, "She's not sick at all, but over twenty years of her innocence has been ruined by you! I'm so unwilling to accept it! If it were a normal procedure, you would have to pursue her for at least two years before she could even do 'that' with you!"
Shen Lang couldn't help but chuckle. So that's why this girl was so angry. He comforted her, "Good Yueyue, don't be angry. It's bound to happen sooner or later anyway. As the saying goes, the sooner you die, the sooner you'll be reborn; the sooner you do it, the happier you'll be!
" Hearing this, Yue retorted angrily, "The sooner you do it, the happier you'll be! What kind of nonsense is that! If I still had my virginity, I might have been able to date a lot of handsome men, but now... Waaah... You have to make it up to me!"
Shen Lang shrugged and said, "How can I compensate you? How about we get it fixed?"
Xi Chenyue was extremely embarrassed and spat, "Fix my ass! Go to hell! I won't do something so stupid! My innocence is gone! No way, I'm going to cause trouble for that hospital! Come on, let's go home and get the medical report from last time. If that hospital doesn't pay me a hundred thousand or two, I'll be going to court!"
Shen Lang pulled back the about-to-explode Xi Chenyue and said, "Yueyue, calm down, don't be so impulsive!"
Xi Chenyue's anger didn't subside: "I've already been sentenced to death by those unscrupulous quacks, how can I stay calm?"
Xi Chenyue's loud complaints drew the attention of passersby. Shen Lang coughed awkwardly twice and said, "Keep your voice down, mind your manners, this is a public place."
Blinded by anger, Xi Chenyue didn't notice she had become the center of attention and continued angrily, "So what if it's a public place? Can't people speak in public? I'm so angry! I won't stop until I sue that hospital into bankruptcy and closure!"
Shen Lang asked, "And then what?"
Xi Chenyue sighed, "I don't know what will happen. Anyway, I just can't swallow this anger. I was wondering why I, who was always healthy, suddenly had a terminal illness."
Shen Lang didn't... "You've always been perfectly healthy, haven't you? How did you faint at home that day? If you hadn't fainted, we wouldn't have gone to the hospital, and if we hadn't gone to the hospital, we wouldn't have been misdiagnosed. So, in the end, it's all your fault!"
Xi Chenyue shouted, "Why are you blaming me again? If that's the case, then it should be your junior sister Ji Xiyan's fault!"
Shen Lang asked in surprise, "Why are you blaming your junior sister again? Did she knock you out? I didn't see her lay a finger on you."
Xi Chenyue said, "Anyway, it's her fault. If she hadn't encouraged me to pretend to faint..."
Xi Chenyue hurriedly shut her mouth. Unconsciously, she had already betrayed Ji Xiyan. If that little devil found out, wouldn't she fight her to the death?
However, Shen Lang overheard this and became suspicious. He seized on Xi Chenyue's words and pressed her for an explanation: "What do you mean by faking fainting? Explain yourself!"
Knowing she could no longer hide it, Xi Chenyue finally confessed to the elaborate act of faking fainting to get Shen Lang to stay at the villa as a part-time chef.
Shen Lang listened, both amused and exasperated. He said, "I was wondering why. That day when you fainted, Ji was even calmer than me. I was so trembling I couldn't even get the medicine out, but she managed to feed it to you in no time. I thought I was really inferior to her, but it was all a lie, haha..."
Xi Chenyue looked at the laughing Shen Lang suspiciously and asked, "Why are you still laughing? Aren't you angry at all?"
Shen Lang finally managed to stop laughing and said, "Why should I be angry? You're my dear wife now, why would I be angry with you?"
Xi Chenyue said with a touch of emotion, "You're quite kind-hearted. It's not unfair that someone lost their virginity to you. But I'm still angry. That awful doctor made me live in fear for so many days. Not only did I lose my job, but I also lost my virginity..."
Hearing Xi Chenyue's unrestrained words, the people around her couldn't help but turn their heads to look. They were all surprised to see that it was a girl who was unbelievably beautiful speaking.
Seeing the stares of those around them, Shen Lang was terrified. How could this girl say such things? He hurriedly covered Xi Chenyue's mouth, saying, "Good wife, can we discuss this when we get home? You're being watched!"
Xi Chenyue looked around, her face flushing red. She cutely stuck out her tongue and said, "Okay then, we'll talk about it when we get home."
Shen Lang suddenly thought of something and his suspicions grew. He said, "Yueyue, I suddenly feel like there's something fishy going on here."
Xi Chenyue asked, "What's fishy?"
Shen Lang pondered, "Since you were faking fainting back then, then Ji Xiyan's suspicion is too... " "It's too much."
Xi Chenyue: "What suspicion?"
Shen Lang: "Suspect in causing your death sentence."
Xi Chenyue: "I don't understand."
Shen Lang patiently explained: "Since you were faking fainting, why was Ji Xiyan so confident in advocating for a hospital checkup? Was she so sure you would be found to have a problem? Or was she not afraid you wouldn't be found to have a problem? Also, why did she insist on strongly recommending such a far-away private hospital instead of going to so many nearby hospitals?"
Xi Chenyue still didn't understand, and said: "What's wrong with that now?"
Shen Lang was a little discouraged. After explaining for so long, why didn't this girl get it? And she used to be a lecturer at the Criminal Investigation University!
"I suspect she knows that doctor, which is why she dragged us over for tests. If they know each other, then isn't the doctor being manipulated by Ji Xiyan? And later, that doctor even kindly gave me a 'fake medical record,' saying it was to appease me and let me use it to deal with you. In fact, the record was genuine; your problem was anemia. He gave me a real record instead of a fake one because he was afraid we'd cause him trouble if we found out the truth. Think about it, he only verbally told me you had leukemia, and the record itself was real, so even if we later..." Going to him for an explanation would be pointless and wouldn't do anything to him. That's the doctor's cleverness; he helped Ji Xiyan fool us without leaving any evidence for himself.
Xi Chenyue was stunned and muttered, "This... is too exaggerated! It could be a short mystery story."

Chapter 86 Enforcing Family Law
After learning that she didn't have a terminal illness, Xi Chenyue's mood improved a lot. In her good mood, even the colors of the world seemed beautiful, and everything looked pleasing to the eye. She didn't even hesitate to throw an old beggar's money on the street; her personality had completely changed.
Xi Chenyue: "Shen Lang, let's forget about this nonsense for now. We'll settle accounts with that brat Xiao Yan when we get home! I want to go shopping now. Napoleon said that a woman who doesn't want to go shopping isn't a good woman. Before, I was too frugal to go shopping because I was saving money for the house, and then that unscrupulous quack doctor deliberately misdiagnosed me, so I had no desire to shop. Now, I'm free of worries, come shopping with me, okay?"
Shen Lang laughed: "When did Napoleon ever say such a thing?"
Xi Chenyue said: "From what you said, didn't you say last time that 'a boy who hasn't watched porn isn't a good boy, and a girl who hasn't watched adult films isn't a good girl'? Then I think Napoleon must have also said that a woman who doesn't want to go shopping isn't a good woman."
Shen Lang laughed: "Hehe, just say you want to go shopping, don't blame everything on your husband. He's been dead for centuries, isn't that unfair? Come on, let's go shopping, take whatever you like. Your man has nothing but money!"
Xi Chenyue chuckled, "Forget it, with your little bit of money, I probably won't even have enough for a day. Husband, you'd better make some money quickly, or I'll run off with someone else!"
Shen Lang heard Xi Chenyue call him "husband" for the first time, and his bones melted. He beamed and said, "Buy whatever my wife likes, if I really don't have enough money, I'll beg on the street!"...
They spent the whole day shopping with Xi Chenyue, not buying much, but visiting many places. In the end, Xi Chenyue was so tired she couldn't walk anymore. Xi Chenyue finally admired her amazing husband; he was perfectly fine and still full of energy.
Back home, Xi Chenyue immediately dragged Ji Xiyan out for a trial. Shen Lang, as a key witness, sat next to Xi Chenyue, both with grim expressions. However, Ji Xiyan showed no awareness of being judged. Wearing a miniskirt, she sat casually on the sofa, seemingly unconcerned about her exposed breasts. Before Xi Chenyue could even ask any questions, she proactively confessed everything. The private hospital was her father's business, and she was practically a half-shareholder. Of course, the doctors had to listen to her, otherwise… Xi
Chenyue was caught off guard by Ji Xiyan's proactive confession and said with dissatisfaction, "I haven't even asked any questions yet, why did you blurt it out? Don't you have any manners?"
Ji Xiyan smiled… "Even a blind man could see it," Ji Xiyan chuckled. "Sister Xi, you're beaming today, your eyes are sparkling, you're in an incredibly good mood. If you didn't win 9 million, then you must know you're safe. Even a fool could guess that."
Xi Chenyue said, "Why did you even lie to me? What are you up to?"
Ji Xiyan replied, "Sister Xi, your acting talent... well, it's really not that great. Only a natural performance can make Junior Brother believe you; that's what makes it real. Besides, it's just a white lie. It's not like I'm cheating you out of money or sex. No one will die, and no one will lose their virginity. What's the big deal? Just treat it as a game."
Xi Chenyue thought to herself, *How could I not lose my virginity? I've clearly lost my virginity!* Shaking with anger, he said, "You brat, was that a white lie? Who uses a terminal illness to express kindness? If I don't teach you a lesson today, you won't know why the flowers are so red!"
Ji Xiyan asked, "How will you teach me a lesson?"
Xi Chenyue replied, "I'll spank you!"
Ji Xiyan grinned and said, "It's just a spanking, you can spank me, as long as you don't kick me out. These days, I've been eating too much of Junior Brother's cooking, and sometimes I can't help but think about stealing him away and keeping him as a mistress."
Shen Lang's face darkened, while Xi Chenyue scolded him playfully. "Stop talking nonsense, obediently stick your little bottom up, and I might consider hitting you less hard."
Ji Xiyan said to Shen Lang, "I know Sister Xi has a sharp tongue but a soft heart, and she definitely won't bear to hit me. Making me stick my little bottom up is just to give you a chance to peek, but it doesn't matter, looking won't make you pregnant. Junior brother, you have to look carefully in a bit, this opportunity is rare."
As she spoke, she stuck her little pert bottom up high, and her thin and small mini-skirt could not cover up her alluring spring scenery at all, and her panties were almost completely exposed, making it clear that she had completely exposed herself.
Xi Chenyue was caught off guard by Ji Xiyan's "shamelessness." Seeing Shen Lang's lecherous gaze, she said, "Shen Lang, you're not allowed to look!"
Ji Xiyan said, "Sister Xi, that's not right of you. I don't mind being looked at, why are you so bothered? Is there something going on between you two?"
Xi Chenyue was hit where it hurt by Ji Xiyan's words and felt extremely ashamed. She shouted, "You shameless brat! How will you ever get married if you're so lewd?"
Ji Xiyan said with a grin, "Sister Xi, you don't know this, do you? Men like women to be lewd, but only to him. If you don't believe me, you can try it with Junior Brother."
Xi Chenyue seemed to be persuaded by Ji Xiyan and asked with some doubt, "Really?"
Ji Xiyan said, "Sister Xi, although you're my teacher in academics, I can be your teacher in matters of love. Practice makes perfect, right? Why don't you try and see?"
Xi Chenyue was immediately intrigued, but then realized she was now judging Ji Xiyan. She had almost been tricked by this little devil earlier, and hurriedly said seriously, "Don't change the subject! You haven't explained your question yet."
Ji Xiyan said, "You said you were going to spank me, but you didn't. What do you want?"
Xi Chenyue said, "Spank me, of course I'm going to spank you! Hurry up and stick
your bottom out!" Ji Xiyan was very obedient. Her little bottom, already sticking up high, was now raised even higher. Then, she put on a pitiful expression and said, "Sister Xi, please be gentle later. My little bottom is very delicate."
Xi Chenyue got goosebumps. This little devil was too good at seducing people! Not only men, but women too! She was truly despicable!
Despite saying that, Xi Chenyue raised her hand and gestured for a long time before finally not striking. She couldn't bring herself to do it. Ji Xiyan's bright, watery eyes seemed to possess a kind of magic, negating Xi Chenyue's strength and courage.
Ji Xiyan, having gotten the better of her, acted coquettishly, saying in that sickeningly sweet voice, "Sister Xi, why aren't you hitting me? I'm struggling to bend over like this!"
As she spoke, she kept swaying her incredibly sexy little buttocks from side to side, which even aroused Xi Chenyue.
Xi Chenyue was furious, but couldn't bring herself to hit him. Suddenly, an idea struck her. Looking at Shen Lang beside her, she said, "Shen Lang, come here, hit him!"
Shen Lang was startled by Xi Chenyue's words, and after a long pause, he
said, "That's not right, I'm a man." Ji Xiyan added, "That's right, he's a man. Looking is fine, but you can't touch. My little bottom is only for my future boyfriend to touch."
Xi Chenyue suddenly smiled mysteriously and said, "Shen Lang, have you ever touched your junior sister's hand?"
Shen Lang said, "No."
Xi Chenyue said, "Now, I'll give you a chance to touch it."
Shen Lang was completely bewildered. After a slight hesitation, Xi Chenyue grabbed Shen Lang's hand and touched it against Ji Xiyan's hand.
Xi Chenyue started laughing loudly, looking very smug, leaving Shen Lang and Ji Xiyan utterly confused.
Ji Xiyan asked worriedly, "Teacher Xi, are you alright? Are you furious?"
Xi Chenyue laughed, "Pah, you're the one who's furious! Xiaoyan, Shen Lang can spank you now, because he's already touched your hand."
Ji Xiyan said, "What does that even mean? I don't understand."
Xi Chenyue said, "Your little hand can be touched, so why can't your bottom? Is there any difference between the skin on your hand and the skin on your bottom? All the skin on your body is your own, you can't discriminate based on body part! Otherwise, it's the same as the favoritism of those parents and teachers! We are women of the new era, we can't do that!"
Ji Xiyan vaguely felt that these words were familiar. She suddenly realized that these were the words she had used to comfort Xi Chenyue when Shen Lang saw them playing around.
For the first time, Ji Xiyan felt speechless. That hateful Teacher Xi, she actually used someone else's words to shut her up, how could she possibly refute it!
Xi Chenyue laughed triumphantly, "Little Yan, hehe, hurry up and stick your little bottom out!"
Shen Lang looked at all this with some confusion and asked, "What exactly is going on?"
Ji Xiyan seemed to be willing to admit defeat and said, "Junior Brother, don't ask so many questions. I've weathered many storms in my life, but I've capsized in Teacher Xi's ditch. Don't say any more, I admit defeat, just hit me!"
Xi Chenyue seemed to be provoked by these words and scolded, "You brat, what do you mean by 'Teacher Xi's ditch'? It sounds awful."
Ji Xiyan said, "Hehe, Teacher Xi, you're overthinking it, aren't you? My meaning is very pure, it's just that I capsized in the ditch, what are you thinking?"
Xi Chenyue was immediately embarrassed, her face turned red and she couldn't speak.
Ji Xiyan, feeling she had won back a point, beamed with smug satisfaction. Seeing that Shen Lang showed no intention of making a move, she said, "Junior Brother, are you going to hit me or not? This is a rare opportunity, this is my little bottom's first time getting a slap."
Shen Lang was immediately a little overwhelmed, thinking to himself, how did this girl grow up? If she were placed in the imperial palace, she would definitely bewitch a monarch. Even if he were Emperor Taizong of Tang, he would surely be tempted to play the role of the emperor in the story a few times.
Shen Lang walked over, glanced at Ji Xiyan's sexy little pert bottom, and said with "magnificent bearing," "A real man stands tall and upright. What's a slap? It's nothing! Since it's nothing, let's skip it!"
After Shen Lang finished speaking, Xi Chenyue and Ji Xiyan were stunned. Xi Chenyue felt as if she had lost face and laughed and scolded, "Coward!"
Ji Xiyan, on the other hand, laughed heartlessly, like a victorious little hen.

Chapter 87 Women's Thoughts
Shen Lang was forcibly drawn away by Rong Danru's phone call, ostensibly to meet her parents. Shen Lang couldn't refuse this absurd and sudden reason, but he was incredibly nervous—his first time meeting her parents! However, he quickly reassured himself; there's always a first time. Besides, given the current situation, this was the first time meeting her parents, but definitely not the last; there would be more to come. He would meet Xi Chenyue's parents, but Tian Qingya's… well, better not.
Although the women appeared to be getting along peacefully on the surface, they were all secretly harboring their own ambitions, except for Tian Qingya. Tian Qingya was as gentle as water, never knowing what competition was. Her love for Shen Lang was unconditional, completely devoted, and she never cared about anything. Because of this, Rong Danru, Xi Chenyue, and even Zhao Siyan never considered vying for her position as the leader; they lacked confidence.
This is perhaps a classic example of unintended consequences. The most unassuming Tian Qingya, without a fight, subtly won over the competition, becoming the de facto "first wife." The other women were vying for the second position, and the facts were clear: if they didn't want to give up Shen Lang, they had to prepare for fierce competition.
According to Shen Lang's wishes, wouldn't it be enough for everyone to live together harmoniously and lovingly? Why create so much trouble? But the women clearly didn't think that way. If they could have a man all to themselves, they would; if not, they would try to have as much as possible, even monopolize him; and if they couldn't have as much, they would try to keep him by their side as long as possible.
There's only one man; if they didn't fight for him, he would always stay in the arms of other women—it's like rowing against the current—if you don't move forward, you fall behind.
Often, women couldn't tolerate a man who had just touched another woman's hand and then put it inside their clothes, or a man who had kissed another woman's lips and then sealed theirs. Their feelings were complex, a mixture of jealousy, resentment, and a sense of injustice.
Rong Danru thought that possessing Shen Lang exclusively was probably an impossible dream. The era of shared husbands had arrived, and a three-woman (excluding Tian Qingya) power struggle had formed. So, she'd find more reasons and excuses to be with him, and incidentally, put some pressure on him so he wouldn't be so unrestrained with other women, thus forgetting about her.
Women are a difficult book to understand; if you don't review them often, many plots will be forgotten. Rong Danru wanted to become the book Shen Lang read most frequently, besides Tian Qingya, and according to the principle of first come, first served, that was how it should be.
Rong Danru seized a golden opportunity: the Tianhua Group's celebratory ball. The shadow of Zhao Ziyang's attack had lifted, and the Tianhua Group's festivities would continue. Business would go on, money would be made, and social activities would continue. The upper class had to act like the upper class; you could not dance, you could choose not to dance, but you could not skip balls. Businessmen couldn't tolerate being seen as a social outcast.
Zhao Ziyang dared not disobey his father's orders to send an invitation directly to Shen Lang. Instead, he took a roundabout route, sending the invitation to Rong Danru, confident that she would come with Shen Lang. Women, like men, always need dance partners. Zhao Ziyang had been unusually well-behaved
lately, obeying school rules and behaving respectfully at home, surprising everyone. Zhao Ziyang wanted to prove to his father how important a good friend was, and how, under his influence, even a prodigal son could turn over a new leaf.
Zhao Tianhua was also wavering. He was slowly realizing how important true friends were. He had long forgotten the word "friend." Since the day he entered the business world, friendship seemed like a luxury. Money and friends were like fish and bear's paw—you had to give up the bear's paw if you wanted the fish.
Zhao Tianhua could see that his son had no interest in business whatsoever. Aside from cars, nothing seemed to interest him. Zhao Tianhua thought, his son is grown up now; let him decide who he associates with. ...
Rong Danru was also a little surprised when she received the invitation specially sent by Tianhua Group. In the past, she usually accompanied her father to parties and banquets, essentially playing a supporting role. But why was she receiving a separate invitation this time? When did she gain such influence?
But then, Rong Danru saw the words "bring your own dance partner" on the invitation. It was clearly handwritten. Rong Danru was a smart woman; surely no one but Zhao Ziyang would be so bored?
Rong Danru smiled. Who cared about all that? This was a perfect opportunity to spend time alone with Shen Lang! First, they'd go shopping for a dress, then get her hair done, and then go to the ball together that evening. That way, she could have him all to herself for the whole day. In this situation where so many women were vying for her man, what a luxurious opportunity this was!
Although running into her father was inevitable, wouldn't it put some pressure on Shen Lang? If she was determined to be with Shen Lang, her father certainly wouldn't object, and he'd even give Shen Lang some warnings, like saying he had to treat his daughter well in the future, or he wouldn't let her off the hook. How could Shen Lang dare disobey? ...
Before nine in the morning, Shen Lang and Rong Danru were already in a large shopping mall.
Looking at the dazzling array of dresses, Rong Danru was a little overwhelmed. Being formally invited to a ball for the first time, Rong Danru took it very seriously. It wasn't just about attending a ball; it also included a series of additional activities such as introducing her boyfriend and introducing him to her parents. Rong Danru couldn't afford to be careless, she had to take it seriously.
Rong Danru wasn't worried at all that Shen Lang was lacking. His towering height, more than half a head taller than her, could outshine the handsome faces of countless so-called idol drama stars. His elegant manners and speech rivaled those of a noble gentleman, and his martial arts skills surpassed even those of heroes in novels. Furthermore, he was a major shareholder in a company, and, incredibly, he knew Yi Xueman! With such a combination, there were probably only a handful of men in the entire country. Thinking this, Rong Danru became even more satisfied with her man, perhaps influenced by a kind of self-consolation.
If Shen Lang knew that Rong Danru was praising his acquaintance with Yi Xueman as an advantage, what would he think? However, this only showed how incredibly charming Yi Xueman was, appealing to both men and women. Rong Danru was the most die-hard fan, the most devoted fan, the most devoted fan of all…
Among Yi Xueman's fans, many harbored a wicked curiosity and expectation: who would Yi Xueman give her first on-screen kiss to? But everyone knew that almost every male actor with a bit of talent in the industry was eager to try their luck! However, according to many fans, it would be best to learn from "The Legend of the White Snake" and create a female Xu Xian, which would be more acceptable to everyone. Rong Danru is a typical representative of this type of person.
"Honey, do you think this pink one or this black one is better?"
Rong Danru spent two whole hours choosing, and finally picked out two. They both looked beautiful on her, but she couldn't make up her mind, so she asked Shen Lang for his opinion.
Shen Lang said, "If I had to choose, I wouldn't pick either."
Seeing Shen Lang's certainty, Rong Danru asked curiously, "Why?"
Shen Lang pointed to the pink dress and said, "I don't like this Dolce & Gabbana long dress. Although the European-style strapless, waist-cinching design is a recent trend, I'm always worried it might suddenly slip down and expose me, then I'd be at a huge disadvantage."
Rong Danru smiled charmingly, "How could it slip down? It's very flattering! Besides, even if it did slip down, it would be someone else who would suffer, not you!"
Shen Lang exaggeratedly said, "You're my girlfriend, my future wife. Only I can see your body. If other men saw it, wouldn't I be at a huge disadvantage? Their girlfriends wouldn't let me see them!"
Rong Danru chuckled, playfully punching Shen Lang a few times with her small pink fist, saying, "Silly boy! What about this black one?"
Shen Lang glanced at the black dress and said, "This one..." The black one has added shoulder straps, which seems safer, but the neckline seems too low. If the strapless top slips down, it'll be an instant wardrobe malfunction, and if the neckline is too low, it'll be a continuous wardrobe malfunction. Wouldn't I be at an even greater disadvantage?"
Rong Danru laughed loudly upon hearing this, leaning against Shen Lang and laughing so hard she could hardly breathe.
She said, "You stingy guy, can't your girlfriend let other men see her even a little bit?" Shen Lang said, "It's not absolute."
Rong Danru looked questioning, and Shen Lang continued, "My son can see her too!"
Rong Danru blushed deeply and scolded, "Go to hell! Who wants to have your son!"
Shen Lang said shamelessly, "It'll happen sooner or later!"
Rong Danru: "Stop talking nonsense. You've ruled out both of them, so tell me, what should she wear?"
Shen Lang said, "A cheongsam!"
Rong Danru's beautiful eyes lit up, and she said, "Give me a reason first!"
Actually, when Shen Lang mentioned a cheongsam, Rong Danru was immediately tempted. She had never worn a cheongsam to a banquet before, and she knew it would feel amazing to wear one.
Shen Lang said, "It's very simple. My wife has such a great figure, how can I not show it off? But showing off doesn't mean exposing yourself. You have to show off without exposing yourself, and a cheongsam is the best choice."
Rong Danru smiled and said, "I'll give you credit! But this task is yours. You help her choose, and whatever you tell her to wear, she will wear, so you don't complain about being taken advantage of. But later, your dress will be up to her!"
Shen Lang laughed and said, "Deal!"

Chapter 088 Please Have Some Self-Respect
Shen Lang helped Rong Danru choose a long cheongsam suitable for attending a ball. It was made of pure off-white satin, adorned with some elegant embroidery. Green leaves and red flowers made it both charming and elegant. The slit was in the middle of her thigh, just enough to reveal most of her snow-white and rounded beautiful legs when she walked. It was subtle yet sexy, without being too revealing. More importantly, it perfectly accentuated Rong Danru's hot figure, which came from a dance background, making Shen Lang almost unable to take his eyes off her.
Rong Danru walked a few steps in front of the large mirror, feeling quite satisfied. She was pleased not only with her figure but also with Shen Lang's taste; no woman dislikes having her beloved man glance at her a few more times.
The sales clerk offered a sincere and heartfelt compliment, attracting the attention of some customers who stopped to watch. Those unaware of the situation might have thought they were watching a fashion show, but no one could recall a famous model matching her description.
Even worse, several guys brazenly raised their phones and started snapping photos. Shen Lang, that petty guy, got to show off again. Before they could react, they only felt a gust of wind brush past them, and Shen Lang had grabbed all their phones. He then frantically pressed buttons, deleting their photo folders, and tossed the pile of phones onto the counter. The whole process took less than 30 seconds.
A gasp of astonishment rippled through the crowd. They hadn't even seen what happened; several phones were already in Shen Lang's hands, moving so fast they were almost invisible. They all thought they'd encountered a martial arts master.
Shen Lang tossed the deleted phones onto the counter, grinning, "I was just checking if your phones had enough memory, hehe, nothing more. You can take them back now."
The few vain individuals carefully retrieved their phones, feeling a bit like crying. He wasn't checking their memory at all; he was clearly... But judging by his skills, even a group of them together wouldn't last five seconds. They figured they'd better just keep quiet and make their money.
Now, no one dared to take pictures anymore. If anyone dared to defy the rules, they had no doubt this smiling killer would dismantle their phones. However, some people still secretly stared at Rong Danru, which made Shen Lang sigh. What a vain society!
Seeing the strange looks around them, Rong Danru scolded playfully, "You stingy little devil, you're so domineering!"
Shen Lang said aggrievedly, "They're the domineering ones, okay? Did they ask my permission to take pictures of my girlfriend? Humph!"
Rong Danru laughed, "Alright, alright, you're all grown up, yet you still act like a child. Look at your fierce expression, you scared everyone."
After saying that, Rong Danru said to the people around her, "Excuse me, my boyfriend was just joking with everyone. Anyone who wants to take a picture can, but there's a condition: you can't post it online, okay?" The
person in charge had spoken, and many people were stunned for a moment before reacting, raising their phones and snapping away. Where was the agreement to only take one picture?
A crowd of people gathered to take pictures, and people in other parts of the mall thought a big star had arrived, so they all rushed over. Seeing that things were getting out of hand, Shen Lang grabbed Rong Danru and fled. ...
Running out of the mall, Shen Lang said reproachfully, "Now you know how scary it is, right? We Chinese are really good at watching people. If we had left any later, we wouldn't have been able to get out."
Rong Danru playfully stuck out her tongue and said, "Sorry, I just thought it was fun. So this is what it's like to be a celebrity! It's quite exciting!"
Shen Lang suddenly said with a strange expression, "Oh no."
Rong Danru asked, "What's wrong?"
Shen Lang smiled wryly, "I forgot to pay..."
Rong Danru was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help but laugh. The two had no choice but to go back and pay. The funny thing was, when they returned, the sales clerk had almost forgotten about the payment.
After buying the dresses, it was already past noon. The two hungry people found a restaurant to eat at.
It was a quiet Western restaurant with a warm and elegant decor. Melodious piano music drifted through the dining room, giving it a very sophisticated atmosphere.
Shen Lang said, "Isn't this a bit too bourgeois?"
Rong Danru retorted playfully, "My dear Uncle, wearing formal attire naturally means going to a more elegant restaurant. Do you think it would be appropriate for us to go to a roadside stall like this?"
Shen Lang was speechless. She was right; neither of them had changed out of their suits, and dressed like this was indeed inappropriate for a roadside stall, even though the food there was always quite delicious.
Just as he and Rong Danru were chatting and laughing, Shen Lang suddenly stopped laughing. He finally understood what it meant to run into an enemy on a narrow road—even having a meal could lead to bumping into one.
Shen Lang saw the cold-blooded enchantress, Zuo Yiqing. He called her cold-blooded because this girl truly didn't value human life. Out of consideration for her being a woman, Shen Lang had tolerated it several times; if he were a man, he would probably be missing at least one important part by now. He called her an enchantress simply because this girl was so stunningly beautiful and knew how to dress; if not a fairy, then an enchantress.
Shen Lang saw Zuo Yiqing at the same time as she saw him; they couldn't help but see each other, sitting next to each other!
Zuo Yiqing was having dinner with a stylishly dressed young woman when she saw a beautiful woman in a cheongsam walking towards her, arm in arm with Shen Lang, led by a waiter. Her expression changed instantly; her heart pounded wildly—not the fluttering heart of someone she liked, but a heart pounding with resentment and fear.
Zuo Yiqing recalled the events of a few days ago: Shen Lang had publicly knocked out her bodyguard and humiliated her. Afterward, she had hired a group of thugs to cause trouble for Shen Lang, but to her dismay, more than a dozen of them were found dead, their bodies burned beyond recognition, according to the newspapers. Zuo Yiqing felt a terror she had never known before. For the first time, she felt death so close. If he could kill a group of armed thugs, he could easily kill her.
Noticing Zuo Yiqing's unusual behavior, the pretty girl opposite her asked, "Xiaoqing, what's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"
The girl looked to be about twenty-five or twenty-six years old, with flowing long hair, wearing a European-style strapless white short dress that revealed a large expanse of snow-white skin on her chest, with two large breasts that seemed about to burst out, making her look very sexy.
Zuo Yiqing said, "It's nothing, I just saw an annoying guy."
The long-haired girl glanced around and noticed that only Shen Lang had just entered. He was very handsome and tall, the kind of guy who could be considered a heartthrob. Then she glanced at Shen Lang's female companion in a cheongsam and found her to be almost exaggeratedly beautiful. She couldn't help but point at Shen Lang with a hint of ambiguity and asked, "Isn't that the man?"
Zuo Yiqing stole a glance at Shen Lang and saw that he was pulling out a chair for his female companion. She spat and said, "He's just a country bumpkin. What's with all the pretense? Does he think he's such a gentleman?"
The long-haired girl said, "Xiao Qing, did you two have something going on before?"
Zuo Yiqing said, "Pah, my taste isn't that bad!"
Zuo Yiqing's voice was raised, and Rong Danru could hear her, of course. Rong Danru had seen this woman before. Shen Lang had been injured by her last time. She was an absolute cold-blooded woman. When Rong Danru came in, she had actually seen the cold-blooded woman, but seeing that Shen Lang didn't react, she didn't want to cause trouble.
However, now that the cold-blooded woman was indirectly criticizing her for being blind, she couldn't help but feel angry and wanted to retaliate, but Shen Lang stopped her.
Shen Lang smiled and said, "Wife, don't get so agitated. Remember, people and animals are different."
Rong Danru knew that Shen Lang had more to say, so she tacitly cooperated with him in his act, saying, "How are they different?"
Shen Lang said, "For example, if a dog barks at you, can you turn around and bark back at it?"
"Pfft..."
Rong Danru was amused by Shen Lang's words, and her displeasure immediately vanished.
However, Zuo Yiqing was so angry that her face turned pale and she trembled all over, but she couldn't retaliate because the other party hadn't named anyone.
The long-haired girl couldn't stand it anymore. She suddenly stood up, walked to Shen Lang's side, and said, "Sir, aren't you being a bit harsh? She's a girl after all. Don't you think you're being very uncouth?"
Shen Lang glanced at the girl. Although she looked displeased, her eyes were clear. She was completely different from Zuo Yiqing. Shen Lang couldn't help but wonder if the old saying "birds of a feather flock together" was no longer applicable.
The long-haired girl was even more displeased when she saw Shen Lang staring at her without saying a word. This guy not only bullied Xiao Qing but was also lecherous, not even bothering to hide it when his girlfriend was right next to him. It was really infuriating.
The girl said coldly, "Sir, please have some self-respect!"
Shen Lang was stunned for a long time upon hearing this. It seemed that he had been misunderstood, and he couldn't help but feel a little depressed. Was his gaze really that impure?

Chapter 089 The Zuo Sisters
Shen Lang was the kind of person who became stronger when faced with strength and weaker when faced with weakness. If others were indifferent to him, he would become even colder; if others were enthusiastic towards him, he would become even more enthusiastic... Uh, how should I put it? It's easy to be ambiguous... In short, Shen Lang was the kind of person who would treat others with utmost respect if they treated him well, and would retaliate tenfold if they offended him even slightly.
The long-haired girl's cold demeanor made Shen Lang feel extremely uncomfortable, as if he had committed some heinous crime. He deliberately glared fiercely at her chest for a few moments, then, seeing her face contort with even greater anger, he said with a touch of roguishness, "I'm not going to be respectful, so what can you do about it?"
This wasn't to say Shen Lang lacked manners, but he felt the girl was finally starting to resemble Zuo Yiqing's accomplice—both so rude, self-righteous, and unreasonable. Any good impression he had formed earlier vanished with the long-haired girl's blunt questioning. Shen Lang felt that reasoning with women like them was like casting pearls before swine. Like fighting fire with fire, or suppressing violence with violence, dealing with unreasonable people required brute force; trying to reason with barbarians was essentially self-torture!
The long-haired girl's chest heaved with anger at Shen Lang's blatantly lecherous gaze and lewd words, making her full breasts appear even more prominent. Her beautiful eyes seemed to be spitting out a torrent of fire. She angrily pointed her jade-like finger at Shen Lang's face, her lips trembling for a long time before finally managing to utter three words: "You... shameless!"
Rong Danru was not one to back down from trouble. Seeing that Shen Lang had taken the blame upon herself, she understood that he was protecting her ladylike image, and she couldn't help but feel a little touched. Watching Shen Lang act like a lewd person in front of her, she didn't feel angry at all; instead, she felt a sense of novelty and excitement. So she didn't stop him but watched with a smile, without saying a word, as if she were watching a performance.
The other customers in the restaurant found this scene rather strange. An elegant woman in a cheongsam watched her male companion harassing another woman, and not only did she remain unmoved, but her eyes were filled with joy and encouragement. It was truly astonishing. Many people couldn't understand it and felt extremely depressed. Have women started to like this kind of bad boy these days?
Shen Lang stood up, deliberately shaking his neck and making a cracking sound as his bones rubbed together. He then took two steps closer to the long-haired girl, looking down at her who was more than half a head shorter than him, and said with a smile, "Beautiful lady, this won't do. Insulting someone like that has no power whatsoever. Want me to teach you how to insult someone in
a more satisfying way?" The long-haired girl saw Shen Lang stand up, his neck making that terrifying sound, and him getting so close that she could almost hear his breathing. She instinctively took two steps back, feeling a strange fear. What she hadn't expected was that this rogue would utter such shameless yet proud words. The long-haired girl stood there, somewhat embarrassed, momentarily at a loss. Soon, her beautiful eyes filled with tears, seemingly about to fall, but she struggled to hold them back, looking utterly pitiful.
At this moment, Zuo Yiqing stormed over, standing in front of Shen Lang. She said angrily, "Shen Lang, don't go too far!"
Shen Lang looked at Zuo Yiqing. She was considerably taller than the long-haired girl, almost only slightly shorter than him, and her chest was more impressive. However, the long-haired girl had a more mature air about her, so if he had to rate her, Shen Lang would lean towards the long-haired girl.
Shen Lang deliberately let his gaze drift to Zuo Yiqing's chest, shook his head, and said with feigned regret, "Having big breasts doesn't seem to be of much use. It doesn't improve combat power much. That's not how you argue, you know? If you want to argue, go home and train for two years. I can wait for you!"
Zuo Yiqing was furious. She grabbed a glass of wine, pretending to pour it at Shen Lang.
But Shen Lang was much faster. Just as Zuo Yiqing picked up the glass, Shen Lang grabbed her wrist.
"What, trying to imitate someone who spills wine? Too bad you're too amateurish. If you had been holding a glass of wine when you came over, you'd probably have succeeded almost immediately."
Zuo Yiqing's wrist was grabbed by Shen Lang, and she felt like his large hand was a vise, pinching her so hard it hurt her to the bone. But the girl could endure it, and she shouted, "You scoundrel, let me go!"
Shen Lang: "What if I don't let go?"
Zuo Yiqing: "If you don't let go, I will never let you go!"
Shen Lang got angry as soon as he heard this, and said coldly, "Hmph! Did you let me go before? You drove recklessly through the campus, almost killing me, and you didn't even apologize! For a small dispute, you actually sent 16 people to hunt me down. You think too highly of me! Miss Zuo, is human life so worthless in your eyes? Or rather, is the life of the poor so worthless in your eyes? A woman as inhuman as you is simply an insult to the air you breathe every day!"
Shen Lang's words left Rong Danru and the long-haired girl stunned.
Rong Danru thought to herself, "This Zuo Yiqing is too vicious! Luckily, Shen Lang is alright, otherwise I would definitely make her pay with her life!"
The long-haired girl, on the other hand, thought, "No wonder this man treated my sister so badly; it turns out my sister did something so outrageous." At this moment, the girl's anger towards Shen Lang not only completely dissipated, but she was also filled with remorse.
"I'm sorry!"
The long-haired girl bowed to Shen Lang and continued, "Mr. Shen, I'm truly sorry. I didn't know my sister had done such a terrible thing to you. On behalf of my whole family, I apologize to you."
The long-haired girl's apology surprised everyone. Shen Lang was a little stunned; so they were sisters.
Although Shen Lang didn't say anything, he couldn't help but release Zuo Yiqing's wrist. She had already apologized; it was inappropriate to keep holding on like this.
Zuo Yiqing rubbed her wrists, finding them bruised and purple. Her anger towards Shen Lang intensified. She said to her sister, "Sister, why are you apologizing to him?"
The long-haired girl interrupted her angrily, saying, "Shut up! Yiqing, I never knew you'd become like this! Why have you changed so much? I don't even recognize you anymore!"
Zuo Yiqing retorted angrily, "Sister! Whose side are you on? Why are you helping an outsider to punish me? You're treating me like this based on that scoundrel's one-sided story! Are you even my sister?"
The girl said, "Precisely because I'm your sister, I can't let you continue this nonsense. Apologize to Mr. Shen right now!"
Tears streamed down Zuo Yiqing's face as she hysterically cried, "You're not my sister! The sister who loved and cared for me is gone! I hate you!"
She then ran away crying.
Seeing her younger sister run away, the girl glanced anxiously at her, took out a business card from her bag, handed it to Shen Lang, and said, "Mr. Shen, I'm sorry, it's all my sister's fault. I will definitely make her apologize to you. Goodbye!"
Then she ran after her sister.
The restaurant returned to calm. Seeing that the situation hadn't escalated, the security guards withdrew. Judging from Shen Lang and Rong Danru's attire and demeanor, they could tell they were wealthy and influential; it was best not to offend them.
Shen Lang glanced at the girl's business card. Her name was Zuo Qiuyan, the chief makeup artist at Xingyue Company. Shen Lang suddenly realized, wasn't Yi Xueman from Xingyue Company? Heh, what a small world.
Shen Lang said, "I didn't expect such a willful woman to have such an understanding older sister."
Rong Danru smiled and said, "What, seeing how reasonable she is, are you tempted?"
Shen Lang scoffed, "99% of people in this world are reasonable. Do you expect me to be swayed by every little thing?"
Rong Danru laughed, "Honey, you looked so cool when you were being a rascal just now."
Shen Lang said, "Really? If you like, I'll do it for you!"
Rong Danru said, "Hehe, okay, okay! When we have time, let's find a crowded restaurant, pretend we don't know each other, and you can act like a rascal too. That'll be really exciting!"
Shen Lang broke out in a cold sweat. What was this woman thinking?

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