Urban Shen Lang (Complete) - Chapter 36

Chapter 291 Such a reconciliation
is wrong; a guilty conscience shouldn't have that expression, like a rising tide, with a clear lewd smile… What is he laughing at?
Suddenly, Zuo Qiuyan saw her laptop, and then her legs arched up beneath it, temporarily serving as a computer desk—"Ah—"
Zuo Qiuyan cried out softly, hurriedly putting her legs down, not even caring that the laptop would fall off the bed with her sudden movement, frantically pulling down her nightgown.
Zuo Qiuyan was somewhat flustered, her face quickly flushing crimson, like the fiery clouds of the evening, rolling and radiating a delicate glow.
The day she met Shen Lang at the airport, Zuo Qiuyan had indeed sincerely invited him to discuss some knowledge of human physiology. Afterwards, although surprised by her own boldness, she comforted herself with the "established fact."
However, that night she almost ran out of patience and still didn't see Shen Lang. Zuo Qiuyan's heart was filled with complex emotions; on one hand, she felt slightly disappointed, and on the other hand, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
However, Zuo Qiuyan felt she was in the right, so she called Shen Lang in an accusatory tone. Unexpectedly, Shen Lang's words infuriated her; she felt all her tenderness and affection had been wasted on this ungrateful wretch, and she felt incredibly wronged. In
a bad mood, she didn't want to deal with company matters, leaving everything to her secretary, and stayed home sulking. Unfortunately, she didn't even receive an apology call.
Bored out of her mind, she began hacking into other people's computers in a fit of rage. She had done this before when she was in a bad mood, like spying. Sometimes she could discover many unexpected things; the thrill and the feeling of being surreptitiously were incomparable to any game.
Inadvertently, Zuo Qiuyan peeked at Zhang Zihan's computer. At that moment, Zhang Zihan was "rewatching" that classic video. Zuo Qiuyan was surprised and overjoyed; she had found a way to get revenge on Shen Lang. So she appeared, chatted briefly with the novice Zhang Zihan, and then "stole" the video.
Zuo Qiuyan was furious and anxious when she first sent an anonymous text message to Shen Lang, only to be ignored by him. She was incredibly resentful, which is why she kept sending messages. But the game had barely begun, and it ended tragically before it even reached its climax.
Zuo Qiuyan was filled with questions: how did this guy guess it was her?
However, for some reason, the moment she saw Shen Lang, aside from being startled, most of her resentment and anger dissipated, leaving only a little bit of defiance.
Perhaps it was a bit of shyness, but Zuo Qiuyan felt her courage vanish instantly. After discovering that Shen Lang had been spying on her, she felt unusually shy and panicked, unsure of what to do.
"Pervert!"
Zuo Qiuyan cursed weakly.
Shen Lang didn't care at all, and said with a grin, "If you want to insult me, you'd better come up with something fresh. I don't know how many people have called me a 'pervert,' but do you know the final result?" Zuo
Qiuyan asked curiously, "What result?"
Shen Lang said, "They all ended up becoming my girlfriends."
"Pah!"
Zuo Qiuyan spat fiercely, "Don't be so self-righteous. In my eyes, you're nothing but a whore!"
"Oh? Is that so? I didn't know! But... since I'm a whore, why did you invite me to bed at the airport that day?"
"You... well, who invited you to bed? At most, I invited you to my house!"
"Was it necessary to come to my house while my father and sister weren't home and to dismiss all the bodyguards and nannies?"
"Well... I just don't like being disturbed!"
"Is that so? You're right, but I think everyone doesn't like being disturbed when doing that kind of thing, including me!"
"Shen Lang—you're too shameless!"
Zuo Qiuyan felt that she was no match for this guy at all.
Suddenly, Shen Lang said in a serious tone, "Qiuyan!"
Zuo Qiuyan was confused. What was this guy up to now?
"What am I up to? If you have something to say, just say it!"
Zuo Qiuyan rarely swore.
"Let's reconcile!"
"Reconcile?"
Zuo Qiuyan asked knowingly. "What do you mean?"
"You don't even know what reconcile means?"
Shen Lang's expression was somewhat exaggerated. "But... which version of the meaning do you want to hear?"
"What?"
Now it was Zuo Qiuyan's turn to have an exaggerated expression. "How many versions of the meaning of reconcile can there be?"
"Of course! Chinese is profound and complex, with countless polyphonic and polysemous words, just like a mother can give birth to twins or triplets. A single word can naturally have several meanings!"
"That's utter nonsense! How can you use such an analogy?"
Although Zuo Qiuyan despised Shen Lang's clumsy analogy, she was still curious about the meaning of reconcile, so she said, "Tell me!"
"Alright then, I, Old Shen, will play the role of a literacy teacher today... but could I sit on Qiuyan's bed for a bit? Standing is tiring!"
"Well... alright, but you can only sit on the side, you can't take off your shoes and come up!"
"Oh, is that so? Then I won't be polite."
Saying that, Shen Lang actually took off his shoes and came up.
Zuo Qiuyan panicked and hurriedly pushed Shen Lang down, saying, "Hey, didn't I tell you not to come up here?"
Shen Lang smiled and said, "I know, women often say one thing but mean another!"
"You..."
Zuo Qiuyan was speechless. Shen Lang's body was as immovable as a mountain. She could only helplessly accept the established fact of being "taken to bed" and tried to hide on the other side of the bed.
"This 'reconciliation' has many meanings, depending on the perspective. Let's interpret it from the perspective of the relationship between the two parties. If they are parties to a legal case, then reconciliation refers to a compromise or agreement reached between them to resolve the dispute and end the litigation. No need for examples, right? I'm sure entertainment companies like yours have plenty of lawsuits. But if the two parties are lovers, then reconciliation doesn't mean that. The word 'reconciliation' should be broken down: 'reconciliation' first, then 'reconciliation,' and then… ****."
"Stop, stop, stop… explain your 'reconciliation' first, then 'reconciliation' clearly. How does that mean ****?"
"Good heavens, Comrade Qiuyan, is your comprehension really that underdeveloped? 'Reconciliation' first, then 'reconciliation,' literally means making up first, then undressing and doing *that*, right? Don't two people who reconcile do something afterward?" "Uh
…"
Zuo Qiuyan was a little dizzy. "You just said you wanted to reconcile with me, so that's the first type? I didn't sue you!"
Shen Lang said, "Wrong, it's the second type of reconciliation!"
"What?"
Zuo Qiuyan was defeated by Shen Lang again in one round, and instantly understood what Shen Lang meant. She said weakly, "You... what nonsense are you talking about? You and I are not lovers..."
"If we're not lovers, would we invite someone else home? If we're not lovers, would we hate each other because of love? If we're not lovers, would we allow someone else to sit on our bed?"
"You're talking nonsense. You're just... self-righteous and delusional!"
"Really? Hmm, not bad, I am indeed quite sentimental, far too much. How about I share some with you?"
With that, Shen Lang slowly approached Zuo Qiuyan, adopting a predatory stance.
Zuo Qiuyan, noticing Shen Lang's approach, felt incredibly uneasy and said somewhat helplessly, "You...you better not come any closer, or I'll scream!"
Shen Lang couldn't help but laugh, "Go ahead and scream. There's no one around here, don't be embarrassed. Scream however you want. Besides, what couple doesn't make noise during a relationship? It's like what Mr. Li Xuejian's advertising slogan says—'Without sound, even the best drama can't unfold.' That old man was absolutely right! How can you not scream? Without sound, the world would be so much less vibrant!"
Zuo Qiuyan panicked, spat, and said, "You want me to scream, but I'm deliberately not screaming, I just won't!" "Let your scheme succeed!"
Shen Lang chuckled inwardly. "Your silence is what makes my scheme work," he thought. He laughed, "Heh heh, it's not that I won't scream, it's just not the right time. It doesn't matter if you don't scream now; you'll scream when the time comes. If you're so capable, then from now on, you won't utter a single sound except when you speak."
Zuo Qiuyan retorted defiantly, "No matter what, I won't scream. Let's see what you can do about it!"
Shen Lang suddenly said, "Then how about this… let's make a bet. If you win, I'll kneel down and apologize to you. If I win, you return the video to me, and then we'll 'make peace,' how about it?"
Shen Lang was increasingly fond of betting because he always won. However, he wouldn't bet if he wasn't confident of winning.
Zuo Qiuyan was tempted. She thought, "My mouth is my own, I just won't scream. What can you do to me?" So, even knowing the malicious intent behind his "reconciliation," Zuo Qiuyan still agreed: "Okay, how do we bet?"
Shen Lang was secretly delighted and said, "We'll bet on whether you can moan. If I can make you moan, you lose; if I can't, I lose. I'll take a loss—normal conversation doesn't count. Besides that, if I can make you make a sound like moaning during sex, I win!"
Zuo Qiuyan blushed slightly and said, "Okay, I'll bet. But I don't want you to kneel down and apologize; I want you to run naked in the street wearing my underwear!"
Shen Lang found it amusing and said, "Damn, Qiuyan, you..." "That's a really tough bet, but no problem, I agree. Let's start now, if you're ready!"
Zuo Qiuyan said, "Don't panic, there's one more problem!"
Shen Lang found himself to be extremely patient and asked, "What problem?"
Zuo Qiuyan said, "What kind of 'scream' are you talking about? If you hurt someone, does that kind of scream count? If it does, what if you deliberately beat them up?"
Shen Lang said, "Don't worry, baby, my gambling etiquette isn't that bad. Besides, I'm too busy taking care of you to hurt you, how could I bear to beat you up?"
Zuo Qiuyan felt shy and said, "Get lost! I don't believe you." "So, I have to add a small restriction."
Shen Lang said, "What restriction? Just say it, as long as it's not too excessive."
Zuo Qiuyan said, "Of course it's not excessive at all. My condition is—you're not allowed to use your hands or feet, in short, you're not allowed to directly touch my body, otherwise even if you scream, I won't admit it."
Shen Lang broke out in a cold sweat. He was completely stunned by Zuo Qiuyan's words and exclaimed, "Dear Sister Qiuyan, your condition is not just not excessive, it's far too excessive! This is simply... I might as well just admit defeat!"
Zuo Qiuyan said smugly, "If you want to admit defeat directly, I won't stop you. You shouldn't..." "It's unfair! Their bet is to 'settle' things with you, you scoundrel! And you're just running around naked in their underwear—it's not even in the same league! Of course, they have to add a condition. Besides, you already have so many girlfriends, yet you still want to mess with me. Did they say you went too far? No! Now you're complaining about going too far with such a tiny, tiny condition? Who's going too far here?"
Shen Lang was speechless. If you were to calculate based on the bet, he was the one who went too far. But your condition is too outrageous! Even if an ordinary person used all their strength, they couldn't possibly achieve it!
Oh well, what can I say? I'm not an ordinary person. You little vixen, trying to use the same tricks you use on ordinary people to make things difficult for me is doomed to fail.
Actually, not touching her body isn't difficult for Shen Lang at all; on the contrary, it's quite easy. He has at least three ways to achieve the goal of making her scream without physical contact.
The first is mental intrusion. This is a more colloquial term, also known as absolute hypnosis or mind control. It involves invading the other person's brain with one's mind and controlling the activity of their cerebral cortex, thus causing them to cry out. The drawback of this method is that the other person will be unconscious. However, this is easily solved by recording the audio and video with a DV camera; the evidence is irrefutable.
The second method is "true energy harassment." This is even simpler: controlling true energy to directly stimulate the other person's sensitive areas, making them feel pleasure, even reaching orgasm. It's no wonder they cry out! Moreover, this is achieved while the other person remains conscious, saving the step of recording the sound. It's just a bit shameless and perverted.
The third method is "invisibility attack." This is the most ingenious: using invisibility magic to become invisible, then easily making them cry out. Strictly speaking, this method is cheating, even though it involves invisibility, it's still directly targeting the other person's body. However, this is blatant power; without that power, what kind of cheating would you do?
Now, however, Shen Lang was no longer able to use his invisibility technique. He could only remain invisible for a maximum of five minutes each day; otherwise
, his body couldn't handle it. He had already used up those five minutes while trying to escape Zuo Qiuyan's surveillance. However, besides invisibility, Shen Lang still had a lot of options. He was very confident, and began to imagine Zuo Qiuyan writhing and moaning on the large bed. What kind of scene would that be? It was truly something to look forward to!

Chapter 292 Simplifying Complexity
Shen Lang was naturally very confident. As long as he wasn't sent to outer space, how many things on Earth could stump him? So, feigning generosity, he said, "Qiuyan, just tell me all the outrageous, excessive, and deliberately humiliating conditions you have, so you don't keep adding more and more until it gets dark. Wasting time is shameful."
Zuo Qiuyan glared at Shen Lang and said coquettishly, "You stingy little thing! I only added a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny condition! Look at you, your tone is like a complaining woman, you have no manners at all. The stakes are so unequal, I'm already being lenient by not asking for extra compensation!"
Shen Lang was somewhat softened by Zuo Qiuyan's alluring glances and surrendered, "Alright then, I admit the stakes are a bit skewed, and I'm definitely getting the better deal. How about this, to compensate you, I'll grant you three more wishes. What do you want to be granted?" "Just tell me what you want. You should know, there's really nothing in this world I can't do."
Zuo Qiuyan looked extremely skeptical and unconvinced, and scoffed, "Tch, you're just bragging. Anyway, it's tax-free and doesn't get you imprisoned!"
Shen Lang said earnestly, "My dearest sister, don't disbelieve me. Let me put it this way: for you, I could go to America and blow up their White House, then break off the five corners of the Pentagon for you to use as puzzle pieces."
Shen Lang spoke with unwavering conviction and a serious expression, making Zuo Qiuyan almost believe him. And that "dearest sister" made her bones feel weak, almost giving her goosebumps. She couldn't help but laugh and say, "You're making it sound so real. If I believed you, I'd be a complete idiot!"
Shen Lang immediately changed his tune, grinning, "Qiuyan, you're so wise! You could tell I was joking. You always need an analogy, right? But if you really want me to blow it up, that's fine, but let's avoid doing things that are harmful to others and not beneficial to ourselves, okay?"
Zuo Qiuyan scoffed, "No sincerity!"
Shen Lang said, "Good sister, please don't be like this! You're putting me in a difficult position. If I say something big, you won't believe me; if I say something small, you'll say I'm not sincere. Isn't this blatant harassment? Let's talk about love, but let's not escalate it to ** (likely referring to a specific situation or event). " Isn't that a bit too much? What good would bombing the White House do us? It's a classic case of harming others without benefiting ourselves! We should do something more practical, something that harms others but benefits ourselves, even better if it benefits both of us, what do you think?"
Zuo Qiuyan thought for a moment and said, "That works too. I really like those so-called world-famous paintings, but I've never had time to look at them. Can you help me do that?"
Zuo Qiuyan said she was busy, but she wasn't really busy. She could still find time for a day or two, but finding time for ten days or half a month was really difficult. She could be very hands-off with the company, but she couldn't be like the Jiajing Emperor who didn't attend court for decades.
Shen Lang said, "That's easy. Do you want to see it in person, or do you want me to bring it over for you?"
Zuo Qiuyan was shocked: "Bring it over? Are you kidding me?"
Shen Lang said, "It's no problem, but it will take some time. In the near future, I might have to go abroad to see if I can get a batch for you."
Zuo Qiuyan laughed: "Look at you, talking like it's the truth. If you really get it over, people will be completely devoted to you."
In fact, Shen Lang wasn't joking. In the future, once the super foundation or super wheat is successfully developed, it will inevitably need to be promoted all over the world, and going abroad is a certainty. As for stealing world-famous paintings, it probably won't be that difficult. Although Shen Lang didn't know if there were legendary superhumans abroad, at least he wanted to visit those museums and the like, right? Those so-called surveillance devices should be helpless against his invisibility technique, right?
Hearing Zuo Qiuyan's words, Shen Lang felt a pang of jealousy. He said, "You'll only be devoted to me after you get the paintings back? Do you think I'm less important to you than a few tattered paintings?"
Zuo Qiuyan replied matter-of-factly, "Of course! I've been learning to paint since I was a few years old, over twenty years now. That kind of affection is built over time! We've only known each other for a few days, and you're such a slut, always bullying me. It would be strange if you were more important than the paintings!"
Shen Lang felt utterly dejected, his jealousy overflowing. "Isn't trying anything enough?"
he said. Zuo Qiuyan replied, "No matter how hard you try, it's impossible."
Shen Lang sighed, "A great man once said it well: to win a woman's heart, you must first win her body. Looks like I'll have to put this great truth into practice again."
"Pfft—"
Zuo Qiuyan couldn't help but sneer, "Pah, what great man would say such vulgar things? It can't be you, can it?"
Shen Lang said, "Hehe, you don't know this, can you? The reason why great men are great is because they don't seek fame or fortune, and they are low-key. That's why they can't be remembered. However, their truths will forever guide the direction of mankind forward. My direction tonight is—here."
As he spoke, Shen Lang pointed to Zuo Qiuyan's private parts with his hand, a sinister smile on his face, indescribably lewd.
Zuo Qiuyan jerked back, a little nervously saying, "We agreed, no hands, no direct contact with my body, you have to keep your word!"
Shen Lang said, "Hehe, when have I, Shen Lang, ever gone back on my word? You underestimate my abilities too much. Underestimating my abilities is fine, but don't underestimate my potential; underestimating my potential is fine, but don't underestimate my determination; underestimating my determination is fine, but don't underestimate my character; underestimating my character is fine, but don't underestimate..."
Zuo Qiuyan was almost dizzy from Shen Lang's words, and forced a smile, "What kind of character do you have? You're not even willing to date..." "You're just talking and you want to sleep with her right away? Don't you think you're being too materialistic?"
Shen Lang said, "Too materialistic? How is it too materialistic? What's the point of finding a woman if you don't sleep with her? Are you going to treat her like a goddess?"
Zuo Qiuyan said, "That just shows that you men are too lustful, not a single one of you is any good!"
Shen Lang said, "Qiuyan, don't be so sure. Dating before mating is a normal physiological need for every man and woman, and it's their duty. I saw an interesting statistic online that showed that about 70% of first times between men and women happen within three months, and even more than 20% of those..." 5% of these encounters occurred within a week of the couple starting to date. 25% occurred after six months or more. Less than 5% occurred only after marriage. Therefore, the data strongly supports the claim that dating is solely for sex. We've been dating for several months now, haven't we? That's so outdated!"
Zuo Qiuyan blushed and spat, "Pah! What do you mean, 'dated for several months'? We've only known each other for a few months at most! As for dating? It hasn't even lasted an hour!"
Shen Lang laughed heartily, "Qiuyan, you finally admit we're dating? That's wonderful, haha!"
Zuo Qiuyan realized her mistake and hurriedly tried to salvage the situation: "Dating..." "We're just getting to know each other, I haven't said I like you. At most, I'm just giving you a chance to pursue someone else!"
Shen Lang grinned. "Good sister, don't be so hypocritical. You've definitely fallen for me a long time, you just haven't said it, or maybe you're too shy to say it. As for dating, it doesn't need to be so complicated. Making simple things complicated is too tiring! We should simplify things. To date, you first need love. Without love, how can you date? And since love is shown through actions, the prerequisite for dating is sex, right?"
Zuo Qiuyan was a little exasperated. What kind of twisted logic was this? She scolded, "Go to hell! That's utter nonsense!"
Shen Lang continued, "Sister, you're mistaken. Sex is beneficial for dating, and I have ample data to support that. According to authoritative statistics—and very, very authoritative statistics, after the first time—over 70% of couples' relationships develop in a better direction, 50% find they love each other more, and 20% end up getting married; only slightly over 10% break up or become distant. The likelihood of regretting the first time is low. 6% of women regret it, and 4% of men do, averaging only 5%—basically..." "It's negligible. So, sex is beneficial for promoting emotional exchange, for maintaining emotional stability, and for preserving harmony in the relationship. In short, these are the 'three benefits' of the new era!"
Zuo Qiuyan almost fainted upon hearing this, and said, "Why don't you go study statistics?"
Shen Lang said seriously, "I don't have time for statistics. I'm busy with my own woman!"
Zuo Qiuyan finally retreated gracefully. She wanted to faint right then and there, but she clearly felt that fainting was a luxury. Shen Lang's argument was very fresh and refreshing, making her feel both shy and amused.
But she didn't want to listen to this man's fallacies any longer, afraid she'd actually be convinced. So she said painfully, "Fine, I surrender. Let you bully me is better than listening to your nonsense. Come on, let's put our bet into practice!"
Shen Lang said happily, "Are you sure?"
Zuo Qiuyan said, "I'd rather kiss Tang Sanzang. That might just be excruciating pain, but compared to that, I'd rather have Tang Sanzang's mouth constantly making noise. That would be worse than death."
Shen Lang said, "Alright then, Tang Sanzang it is. Female Bodhisattva, let this humble monk deliver you to the afterlife!"
Just as he was about to pounce, Zuo Qiuyan shouted loudly, "Don't forget, no physical contact!"
Shen Lang almost fell off the bed. How could this beautiful woman have such a good memory?

Chapter 294 Platonic Lovemaking
Shen Lang looked at Zuo Qiuyan with a resentful gaze, remaining silent, like a little boy being bullied by an older sister. Zuo Qiuyan felt a little embarrassed and said somewhat guiltily, "You don't need to look at me like that. The condition of not using your hands is non-negotiable. If you're capable, then come on; if not, go do what you're supposed to do. Want to pick up beautiful women but find it troublesome? There's no such thing as a free
lunch." Shen Lang shrugged, somewhat sullenly, "Alright, after all this arguing and talking nonsense, we're back to square one. I admit I'm a failure. But, I'm not afraid to tell you, I've dominated the gambling world for so many years and have never lost. I've always been the ultimate winner. Of course, this time is no exception. Actually, it's very simple: one evolved version of Platonic lovemaking will leave you utterly defeated and obediently 'reconciling' with me!"
Zuo Qiuyan couldn't help but be surprised: "What is an evolved version?" Platonic love? Never even heard of it!
Shen Lang chuckled, "Of course you haven't heard of it, because this is my own original creation! You've heard of Platonic love, right? Simply put, it's a kind of love where there's only spiritual connection, no physical contact. To put it in a more metaphysical way, that's the reason you fall in love with someone. For this reason, you can wait a lifetime, you can wait forever, but you'll never think about physical intercourse.
However, in my opinion, this is nonsense. Only God and angels can achieve this kind of love, because they're all birds, haha!
So, I've upgraded Platonic love to Platonic lovemaking. As the name suggests, it's so-called spiritual lovemaking. Of course, you can also call it virtual lovemaking. For example, the telephone in the information age..." Sex, including video sex in the internet age, and even brainwave sex in the future when humans reach a more advanced stage of civilization—of course, this would require some props, like the virtual helmets in online games and novels, haha, but that's impossible for us in this lifetime.
These are all alternatives to touch, relying on sight or hearing. You may not like it, but you can't stop many people from being addicted to it and enjoying it immensely. We can call these people video addicts or phone addicts; they think that's the ultimate realm of sex or can enhance the fun.
Of course, I look down on those things because they're child's play compared to my evolved version of Platonic sex, haha, baby, want to try it? I guarantee you'll want to come back for more! If you want it, pick up the phone now to order, and get one free with every order. "Bulk orders get two free, fair prices, reliable quality, guaranteed delivery, ten times the compensation for any delays..."
Shen Lang's ramblings became increasingly outrageous, and Zuo Qiuyan finally couldn't take it anymore. Her pretty face flushed red, and she rolled her beautiful eyes, saying coquettishly, "Shen Lang, you really are a pervert! What kind of nonsense is this? Do you think love between two people is just doing business? At first, I thought it sounded quite pure and noble, but you, your purity and lewdness, nobility and vulgarity are separated by only a fine line. You're simply a complete pervert... no, a perverted demon!"
Shen Lang chuckled, "My dear sister, philosophy says that the emergence and development of new things must go through a long and tortuous process. My argument is also a new thing, so it might be a little difficult for you to accept it all at once. But practice makes perfect, right? Once you try it, you'll know that this isn't nonsense, but a pure and serious academic viewpoint!"
"Academics? What academics? Bah! You're just ignorant!"
Zuo Qiuyan mocked without any politeness. At the same time, she found Shen Lang's statement hilarious, so she couldn't help but chuckle, her charming smile seemingly brightening the entire room.
Shen Lang stared blankly. He loved talking nonsense, and he enjoyed the thrill of talking nonsense with beautiful women. In his view, any activity between men and women that caused pleasure and satisfaction should be called "making love." People shouldn't define "making love" so rigidly; love is definitely not the same as sex, but it can be summarized and concluded in terms of sex.
"What academic field? It's the academic field of love, of course! Don't think it's evil; everything has two sides, a double-edged sword. If studied well, it can benefit humanity! Take those phone addicts, for example. They believe it's a pure form of love. It's not that only sex in bed is noble while doing it on the phone is vulgar. Absolutely not. For instance, couples separated for long periods can comfort each other through video or phone calls—what's wrong with that? Therefore, spiritual lovemaking can enhance people's yearning and expectation for love, and increase..." "A spiritual connection overcomes the barriers of time and space—why not?"
Zuo Qiuyan was somewhat stunned, subconsciously finding it very reasonable. However, looking at Shen Lang's smug expression, she felt unconvinced and pouted, saying, "I can't argue with you. You always make all that nonsense sound so reasonable. Anyway, I won't do that kind of thing; it feels so...irresistible."
Shen Lang retorted, "Oh, my god, what are you thinking? Spiritual connection is irresistible, but isn't direct physical contact irresistible?"
Zuo Qiuyan said, "Of course, direct physical contact is at most..." The body moans, and the virtual feeling of love makes even the heart and spirit moan, naturally it's more intense.”
Shen Lang smiled and said, “So, comparatively speaking, you prefer direct physical contact?”
Hearing Shen Lang's ill-intentioned question, Zuo Qiuyan suddenly realized she had misspoke and said somewhat flusteredly, “You're talking nonsense, you're taking things out of context, how could anyone say that? I don't favor either, I'm just stating the facts, I prefer a pure and serious relationship, letting things develop naturally, and then doing other things…”
Shen Lang laughed loudly, “A pure and serious relationship? You think that…” "Such sophisticated words! This is the first time I've ever heard of them. So tell me, what is the ultimate purpose of a pure and serious relationship?"
Zuo Qiuyan thought for a moment and replied, "Well... of course, it's marriage! What's the point of dating if you're not going to get married?"
Shen Lang continued to press, "After marriage, do you still have to have children to carry on the family line?"
Zuo Qiuyan answered without hesitation, "Of course, at least most people do."
Shen Lang pressed on relentlessly, "Then, does having children to carry on the family line involve sex?"
Zuo Qiuyan was speechless; she felt she had been led astray by Shen Lang and couldn't escape his trap.
Shen Lang looked at Zuo Qiuyan with a leisurely smile and said, "Isn't that it? Through mathematical substitution, your ultimate goal in dating so purely and earnestly isn't marriage, but sex! Spending so much time dating just for sex, isn't that even more lewd? It's practically a meticulously planned and executed act of lewdness!"
Zuo Qiuyan was stunned. She didn't know how to refute him. Frustrated, she looked at the wicked grin on his face, thinking, "What's this guy's brain made of? It's completely different from everyone else's. He actually described something incredibly pure as incredibly lewd? Dating = lewdness—he's probably the only person who can reach such a conclusion and leave no room for argument."
Zuo Qiuyan was somewhat frantic. "God, please strike this lewd guy dead with lightning! Meeting him is definitely a calamity in my life!"
Shen Lang chuckled, "My dear Qiu Yan, speechless now? If not, let's begin."
Zuo Qiu Yan, a little fearful, feigned ignorance, "Begin what?"
Shen Lang said, "Begin the evolved version of Platonic lovemaking. With just a little mutual cooperation, hehe, you'll definitely get... well, you know what I mean!"
Zuo Qiuyan spat, "Pah, you wish! I won't cooperate with you!"
Shen Lang said, "It doesn't matter. Whether you cooperate or not, it's essentially the same, just different in nature. If you cooperate, it's called 'mutual agreement'; if you don't, it's called 'forced agreement.' There's not much difference, just one word!"
Zuo Qiuyan was filled with shame and indignation, shouting, "Shen Lang, you're going too far!
" Shen Lang said, "Qiuyan, don't be so sure of yourself. I bet you'll want me to go even further later!
" Zuo Qiuyan stubbornly denied it, "Don't worry, I won't!"
Shen Lang said, "Don't overemphasize something; it only proves your guilty conscience. Besides, we made a bet, so I'll begin now."
Zuo Qiuyan stared intently at Shen Lang, feigning wariness, fearing he might do something excessive.
Shen Lang, however, calmly released his true energy, slowly pushing it towards Zuo Qiuyan's body. He was using the second method: true energy harassment.
Soon, Zuo Qiuyan felt an invisible force enveloping her. She couldn't see anything, but the feeling was real, as if something was crawling on her body or someone was touching her all over.
Zuo Qiuyan was terrified and screamed, "Ah... Shen Lang, what did you do to me? What's going on?"
Shen Lang smiled and said, "Nothing, I'm just fulfilling our bet. Didn't you say we couldn't have direct physical contact? So I had to take a roundabout approach. This thing surrounding you is called True Qi. You can think of it as internal energy in martial arts novels, or spiritual energy in fantasy novels. Under my control, you can feel it, or you can't. It can do everything I could do before. Or you can think of it as a virtual version of me."
Zuo Qiuyan was almost stunned. She couldn't possibly understand this absurd thing. Forgetting her embarrassment, she mumbled, "You mean, there's an invisible, transparent, virtual you lying on top of me?"
Shen Lang said, "While not entirely accurate, you can understand it that way for now. It's me, and it's not me, but you can treat it as me."
What nonsense! Zuo Qiuyan felt her mind was in complete chaos. Surprise, bewilderment, fear, worry, anxiety… a jumble of emotions enveloped her, making her want to scream and run away.
However, Zuo Qiuyan quickly realized that she couldn't even run away. Her limbs and body seemed to be bound by ropes, and her clothes began to loosen under the pull of an invisible force. Soon, her top was mercilessly ripped off, revealing her upper body, which was only bound by a bra. Her two magnificent, full breasts, somewhere between a C-cup and a D-cup, were like two sacred and unapproachable peaks, shimmering with a proud light, making one reluctant to defile them…

Chapter 294 Declaring Surrender
There was nothing more scream-inducing than this. Her clothes had actually been torn off by themselves. If they had been caught in a tree or there had been a gust of wind, she could at most lament her bad luck. Unfortunately, in this enclosed room, there were no trees, and there was no wind. If the air blowing from the air conditioner counted as wind… then it seemed that it couldn't even lift the hem of her clothes.
"Ah—"
"Ah—"
"Ah—"
Almost driven mad, Zuo Qiuyan let out three high-decibel screams in a row, then trembled as she questioned, "You little rascal, what...what are you doing?"
Shen Lang was smiling, a very sunny and bright smile. If you only looked at that smiling face, you would definitely think he was such a vibrant, adorable, and harmless young man.
But what he said was completely different, making you want to grab him and beat him up: "You're just asking the obvious, aren't you? What am I doing? Of course, I'm fulfilling my bet!"
Zuo Qiuyan felt a little terrified, stammering, "What you're doing isn't fulfilling your bet, it's clearly...you're being a pervert..."
"Really? I didn't feel that way,"
Shen Lang said. "Although my methods are a bit unrestrained and avant-garde, it's all your own fault. Who told you to make things difficult for me and make a condition that there be no direct physical contact? Do you know how difficult it is to make someone moan without physical contact? How about we switch places? You don't make a move, and you make me moan?"
Zuo Qiuyan was dumbfounded. What was going on? This was simply sophistry. She said somewhat flusteredly, "Where am I making things difficult for you? Can't you tell? I just don't want you to touch me. Don't you know that chastity is very important to a woman?"
Shen Lang said, "Really? Finally telling the truth? " "I've already said it! But it's too late. You probably don't know me. If I like a woman, I'll devour her completely. Otherwise, how can I be at ease? This world is too dark now. There are too many people who are good at stealing other people's partners. Maybe behind you, there's a whole bunch of hungry, lustful women waiting to pounce. I absolutely can't give them any chance. So, it's safer to just devour them!"
Zuo Qiuyan was speechless. She seemed to see a huge bowl of hot braised pork belly with tears streaming down her face in front of her. This guy was too shameless, both domineering and petty, just spouting nonsense. What kind of lustful women...waitresses stealing your partners? Bah, no, no, who's your partner? You self-righteous narcissist!
"But...but you can't be in such a hurry. You don't even have time to date her before you want to sleep with her. Are you in such a hurry to be reborn?"
Zuo Qiuyan cursed with some "shame and indignation."
"Hehe, you're right. I am indeed in a hurry to be reborn, but it's for our son. If you're heavily pregnant, this corner of the wall will be more secure, and even the most desperate man won't dare to make a move on you, haha!"
Shen Lang laughed smugly, probably pleased with his own idea.
Zuo Qiuyan almost fainted upon hearing this. She really wanted to crack open this guy's head to see what made him different from others, how he could say such idiotic and shameless things with such confidence.
Under Shen Lang's control, the true energy began to forcefully "tear" Zuo Qiuyan's skirt. Zuo Qiuyan tried to stop it, but she found that her skirt seemed to have become virtual, passing through her hand like a phantom, and was quickly removed by the "invisible Shen Lang" without any resistance, then thrown aside, and floated lightly to a corner of the room like a small parachute.
Now, Zuo Qiuyan was left only with a sexy bra and a thin lace panty. Although not exactly naked, she felt as if she were. She frantically hugged her arms, looking helplessly at Shen Lang, her eyes pleading. Actually
, Zuo Qiuyan wasn't entirely opposed to having her clothes removed in front of Shen Lang; she just felt unprepared. She needed time to convince herself and adapt to this extreme intimacy.
Zuo Qiuyan was extremely flustered, but not entirely flustered. She was also puzzled by a strange, exciting feeling, a distinct sense of curiosity filling her heart. She wanted to know what kind of force had ripped off her clothes.
At the same time, Zuo Qiuyan felt that while the force was terrifying, it had one advantage: it was invisible and intangible, much easier to accept than Shen Lang directly assaulting her.
Now that things had come to this, Zuo Qiuyan realized that she could not escape it, so her resistance became much weaker.
Soon, Zuo Qiuyan felt the energy begin to tear at her bra. Almost without pause, the bra flew up like a light bird, reaching its highest point in the air before fluttering down as if it had lost its momentum, landing precisely on Shen Lang's head.
With this seemingly graceful movement, Zuo Qiuyan's two full breasts sprang out, standing firm and erect in the cool, refreshing air, like two goddess peaks, stubbornly and proudly erect. Two dazzling crimson nipples stood proudly atop those peaks, like two beautiful legends, radiating an eternal and magnificent allure. His
previous intimate "encounter" with Zuo Qiuyan in the Zhao family's garden was merely a fleeting glimpse, and the surroundings were pitch black, completely unlike the pleasant environment they were in now.
Now, Shen Lang could finally get a good look at this stunning beauty. Zuo Qiuyan's breasts were perfectly round and perky, like grapefruits, somewhere between a C-cup and a D-cup. While not small, they weren't overly exaggerated either. Paired with her slender figure, the effect was superb, a perfect match. Her slender waist was so small it could be encircled with one's hand, drawing two astonishingly narrow curves from below her breasts, making one wonder how such a thin waist could support what were practically magnificent breasts.
Shen Lang grabbed Zuo Qiuyan's bra from above her head, held it under his nose, and inhaled deeply, revealing an intoxicated expression. He praised, "Mmm, so fragrant!"
Zuo Qiuyan was so embarrassed she almost wanted to hide in the ground. She said, "You're cheating! You promised not to use your hands."
Shen Lang said, "Of course, I didn't use my hands on you, did I? This little bra flew over by itself, so don't blame me."
Zuo Qiuyan couldn't reason with him, so she turned over with difficulty, unwilling to face him.
Shen Lang exclaimed exaggeratedly, "What a pity! So pretty, yet we can't see it. But Qiu Yan's little butt is quite nice too. I like this kind—petite and perky. Let that nonsense about big butts giving birth to sons go to hell! I'm afraid she'll sit on my butt and kill me!"
Before he finished speaking, Zuo Qiu Yan's pink lace panties flew up and continued towards Shen Lang's head before gently falling down...
Zuo Qiu Yan felt a cool sensation in her lower body, and her heart skipped a beat. She was afraid that her body had been exposed to the gaze of that lecherous wolf.
The next moment, Zuo Qiu Yan felt two large hands caressing her perky buttocks. She began to shout, "You're cheating! You said you wouldn't use your hands..."
But Zuo Qiu Yan didn't finish her sentence. She turned her head slightly and saw that Shen Lang was still a full meter away from her, his hands hanging down properly, clearly not reaching over.
But Zuo Qiuyan clearly felt a pair of large hands shamelessly caressing and kneading her pert buttocks, occasionally reaching down to her most private area, gently teasing it, making her tremble all over.
Zuo Qiuyan endured the waves of intoxicating pleasure, her voice unusually seductive as she asked, "Hey, how exactly did you do that…?"
Shen Lang replied, "You said it yourself, I don't use my hands, so naturally I don't use my hands. As for what I used, I really have no obligation to tell you."
This was truly an unbelievable cheat!
How could an ordinary person like Zuo Qiuyan possibly discover the trick? She felt an invisible body pressing down on her, those large hands seemingly carrying an electric current as they roamed over her body.
If someone were lucky enough to witness this scene, they would see a man sitting a meter or so away from a woman, while the woman rolled around incessantly, her body flushed, desperately trying to suppress the overwhelming pleasure.
The next moment, Zuo Qiuyan's body was flipped over, her two soft mounds seemingly changing shape without any physical contact, sometimes round… The magician's movements were so exaggerated, it was as if he were performing the most alluring magic trick in the world.
Surely such a magical and alluring trick would win an award in a top-tier magic competition. However, what might be considered art abroad is simply considered lewd and indecent in China—it's incomparable.
"Qiuyan, are you having fun? If you're having fun, just shout it out!"
Zuo Qiuyan gritted her teeth and endured it, saying, "No, no, I just won't shout. I won't fall for your trick. If I shout, I'll lose."
Shen Lang said, "Is winning or losing really that important? I think enjoyment is the most important thing. Nothing else matters. I advise you not to be so stubborn, or I won't be polite. You should be able to guess that my methods are not limited to this."
Now Zuo Qiuyan's will was basically broken. She thought to herself, if she didn't surrender, he might come up with something else. She hurriedly begged for mercy, "No... I surrender... I'll surrender..."
Shen Lang said, "Really surrender?"
Zuo Qiuyan said, "I surrender... but I have a condition. Let me go today, because I have to go to the company this afternoon. I haven't been to work for several days."
Zuo Qiuyan finally realized that this was not a bet at all. From beginning to end, this big pervert was bullying her! She was ashamed and indignant. This bad guy's behavior was not like pursuing a girl at all, but more like coercion!
Shen Lang said, "Oh, is that so? No problem. A cooked duck can't fly away, so just surrender. I'm just like the Chinese government; I care about face. It's fine if you bully me, as long as you remember to apologize afterward!"
Zuo Qiuyan blushed, her heart burning with rage: "Pah! You're shameless! Who's bullying whom here?"
"Hehe, just an analogy, venting a little. But compared to the Chinese government, I'm completely different. I would never let anyone else touch my woman. Damn it, if Diaoyudao were mine, who would dare to whimper on it? I'd drop an atomic bomb on them!"
"Tch, what a hothead! But I really hope the government can take Diaoyudao back,"
Zuo Qiuyan said earnestly.
Shen Lang said, "Forget it, forget about that incompetent government official, okay? Now that you've lost the bet, shouldn't you give me back that video first?"

Chapter 295 Not Kidnapping
"You..."
Zuo Qiuyan looked at Shen Lang with resentful eyes, and said in shame and indignation, "You... so your purpose in provoking me was to take your video, you've gone too far, you've bullied me too much, sob sob..."
As she spoke, Zuo Qiuyan was on the verge of tears, feeling as if her heart had been cracked open. She had originally thought that this little rascal Shen Lang was interested in her, which was why he had come up with all those fancy ways to get intimate with her, but she never expected that his real purpose was just to get her video back!
How could this be tolerated?
Zuo Qiuyan, who was almost ready to surrender, was now utterly disappointed, her teeth itching with hatred, and she really wanted to tear this hateful guy in front of her to pieces... no, to execute him by slow slicing!
Upon hearing Zuo Qiuyan's words, Shen Lang cried out in protest, "What the hell? How could you think that? I didn't mean it that way!"
"What else can you expect people to think? Do you think they wanted the video back so they could discuss photography? You're a complete liar! I hate you!"
Zuo Qiuyan gritted her teeth in anger. It was so embarrassing, such a waste of her feelings! This emotional liar!
Shen Lang pounced on her, embracing her tightly and kissing her lips passionately.
"Ugh—"
Zuo Qiuyan's first reaction to the forceful kiss was to struggle, but all her strength was like a stone thrown into the sea, creating no ripples. Instead, it only fueled the scoundrel's interest, and he began to caress her naked body.
Shen Lang's kiss was savage. Only savagery could resolve certain problems; it could defy civilization, destroy reason, counter government meddling, and dismantle half-hearted
resistance… In Shen Lang's view, when women were being coquettish or accusing, all they wanted was a kiss. If a kiss wasn't enough, then they'd do something else, like… well, you can imagine! Zuo Qiuyan quickly lost her strength. No wonder scientists say kissing burns a lot of calories—it's really exhausting. Soon, Zuo Qiuyan felt breathless, almost suffocating. So, with her last bit of strength, she bit Shen Lang's lip hard. Shen Lang
wasn't displeased at being bitten. He knew Zuo Qiuyan was about to run out of breath, and that was the effect he wanted. Perhaps this way, her last bit of resentment would turn into apology.
Seeing Shen Lang's lips starting to bleed, Zuo Qiuyan panicked and said, "Shen Lang... I'm sorry, I didn't mean for this to happen, but... who told you to bully me!"
Shen Lang laughed, "I like to bully you because I like you. Otherwise, why wouldn't I bully all those beautiful women on the street?"
Zuo Qiuyan no longer doubted him. She could feel Shen Lang's deep love from that passionate kiss just now, and she couldn't muster the courage to argue with him anymore. She said softly, "I know you want a video call, but I can't help you because I was attacked by a hacker and can't connect to the internet."
Shen Lang laughed loudly, "What hacker? I just cut the internet cable."
"What?"
Zuo Qiuyan almost fainted. She raised her small fist and punched Shen Lang, saying coquettishly, "Are you trying to kill me? Why are you teasing me like this?"
Shen Lang begged for mercy, "Don't hit me, don't hit me, I'll fix it for you right away."
Zuo Qiuyan glared at Shen Lang and said, "Then hurry up!"...
Shen Lang began to play the role of repairman, saying as he fixed things, "I have to thank you for today!"
"Thank me? Why?"
Zuo Qiuyan didn't understand.
"Because you made me a joke, one that will probably keep me laughing for a month, haha!"
Hearing Shen Lang's teasing, Zuo Qiuyan blushed and picked up a large pillow, pounding it on Shen Lang: "You little rascal, don't say that again!"
Shen Lang dodged while saying, "Why bother, Qiuyan? You need to face your problem squarely, otherwise how will you solve it? You know, you can't be an ostrich when you encounter a problem, thinking that burying your head in the sand will solve everything? Do you know how alluring your little bottom is? Be careful, I might not be able to resist!"
Zuo Qiuyan suddenly realized that she was still covered in... Completely naked, she felt even more ashamed and quickly jumped back onto the bed, wrapping her delicate body in the blanket. She protested, "You big bad guy! You just want to bully me! Do you have to make me cry before you're satisfied? If my eyes are swollen from crying, how am I supposed to go to work tomorrow?"
Shen Lang said, "Okay, okay, I won't bully you anymore! Alright, the internet is fixed now, you can bully me now, watch my videos and tease me!"
Zuo Qiuyan glared at Shen Lang, immediately reconnected to the internet, and entered her online storage space. But soon her expression changed, becoming very serious and unpleasant.
Shen Lang sensed something was wrong and asked, "What's wrong?"
Zuo Qiuyan seemed about to cry, saying, "Shen Lang, it seems the video has been copied..."
"What?"
Shen Lang nearly jumped up, as if his tail had been stepped on. "What happened?"
Zuo Qiuyan said, "Shen Lang, I'm sorry, I forgot the password to this space I gave to Xiao Qing. I guess she copied it. This kind of online space is secretly placed on a large foreign server by a hacker alliance. The space is large and very secure, but it's very difficult to get approved. I finally managed to apply for one. Xiao Qing usually stores important things here..."
"My god!"
Shen Lang almost fainted. If the video fell into Zuo Yiqing's hands, this joke would be too much.
Zuo Qiuyan quickly said, "Shen Lang, don't panic. Let me call her and ask."
Shen Lang nodded; he had no other choice but to do so.
Zuo Qiuyan put down the phone with a strange expression and said, "Shen Lang, I'm sorry, her phone is off!"
Shen Lang smiled wryly, "I guess she did it on purpose."
Zuo Qiuyan smiled wryly, "This time, you probably can't avoid becoming famous. With you becoming so 'famous,' all our subsequent plans will be ruined. You won't be able to make the movie, and the commercials are probably going to be a disaster too."
Shen Lang said indifferently, "That just means I'm not destined to be a star. It's nothing, I'm doing just fine now."
Zuo Qiuyan said, "How can that be? You signed me, I traded two prostitutes for you! Besides, this also concerns Xue Man's reputation."
Shen Lang was a little annoyed: "What does this have to do with Xue Man?"
"Remember when she walked the red carpet with you at the premiere of 'Broken Bridge'? In the industry, that's a way of promoting newcomers, basically announcing to the public that you're about to rise to fame or collaborate with Xue Man. Otherwise, why would the reporters be so interested in you at the press conference? Do you really think you're that handsome?"
Shen Lang was a little embarrassed. He was still somewhat self-aware; there were at least eight thousand handsome men on the street, and he'd never see a reporter just randomly go up and interview one.
Suddenly, a bold idea flashed into Shen Lang's mind: if he did that… wouldn't that be even more sensational than hype? Maybe Zuo Yiqing could even do him a big favor!
Shen Lang smiled and said, "Qiuyan, have you ever heard the saying, 'A crisis is also an opportunity'?"
Zuo Qiuyan, being incredibly clever, immediately understood the meaning behind Shen Lang's words and asked with delight, "What, you have a way to resolve this?"
Shen Lang smiled and said, "Not only can it be easily resolved, but it can also make me truly famous, and incidentally promote our movie."
Zuo Qiuyan's interest was piqued, and she asked, "Tell me quickly, how exactly do you do it?"
Shen Lang smiled slightly and said, "The secret is not to be shared with six ears, come here!"
Zuo Qiuyan obeyed and leaned forward, enduring the tingling sensation of Shen Lang's breath on her ear. The more she listened, the more excited and thrilled she became, and she almost couldn't resist hugging Shen Lang and kissing him.
Zuo Qiuyan said, "It's feasible, but I have a question: will Teacher Qin agree?"
Shen Lang said, "Leave it to me!"
Zuo Qiuyan said, "Then let's not delay. Let's split up now. You go and persuade Teacher Qin, and I'll go and talk to Xue Man."...
Zuo Yiqing was currently lying comfortably on the beach in the south of France, enjoying the video of her sworn enemy, Shen Lang, with a smug smile occasionally appearing on her lips.
Obviously, the video was pornographic, but the DV used for it was high-end stuff. Not only was the picture very clear, but the sound effect was also very good, almost without distortion.
"What a pervert!"
Zuo Yiqing cursed as she watched. In her mind, that big bad guy was already a demon king, and now with the addition of "pervert," a lewd and fierce image of a devil formed in Zuo Yiqing's mind.
"Another beautiful flower stuck in cow dung. That big bad guy is simply too shameless, trying every means to take advantage of that beautiful sister. The beautiful sister is so pitiful!"
Zuo Yiqing sighed continuously.
"However, beautiful lady, let me help you get revenge. I'll make sure this guy is utterly disgraced."
Zuo Yiqing seemed to have forgotten that while Shen Lang would be disgraced, that "beautiful sister" would also be disgraced...
Qin Muyue was teaching a large general education class.
Clearly, Qin Muyue was somewhat distracted. Several days had passed, and that damned guy hadn't appeared again. What was even worse was that he hadn't even called!
Was this all there was to it? Qin Muyue was unwilling to give up. She found that hateful image constantly swirling in her mind, impossible to shake off.
The students below the classroom were puzzled. Why was their usually diligent teacher Qin so absent-minded? She had made several mistakes in her explanation. Had something happened to her?
Suddenly, the classroom door was violently pushed open, and a tall, handsome man rushed into the classroom like a whirlwind. Without a word, he grabbed Teacher Qin and dragged her away. The manner and situation were more like a kidnapping than a kidnapping.
Everyone was almost dumbfounded. What on earth was going on?
Sharp-eyed students quickly recognized the guy; it was this same guy who had flirted with Teacher Qin during a general education class a few days ago, though they didn't know what had happened to him afterwards.
But this guy was too audacious! Chasing after a teacher with such force and savagery? So cool!
Lin Yu was also downstairs; Shen Lang's appearance surprised her, but she quickly convinced herself to trust him—he must have something important to do.
As expected, Shen Lang didn't disappoint Lin Yu's trust and quickly sent a text message: "Wife, I'm authorizing you on behalf of Teacher Qin to dismiss class. I have something urgent to discuss with Teacher Qin, I'll explain later. *Kiss*"
Lin Yu stared at the message, stunned for a moment, then felt a surge of joy. Sure enough, something had happened. She immediately stood up and announced loudly, "Classmates, Teacher Qin just texted me. She has something extremely urgent and has to leave. She asked me to apologize on her behalf. She will make up the class at a suitable time."
The classroom buzzed with discussion, but no one protested. Teacher Qin's character was impeccable; if she had something to do, she had something to do, otherwise this wouldn't have happened.
The students quickly dispersed, leaving only a few studying.
Lin Yu shook her head, trying to stop herself from overthinking. But then again, Shen Lang was incredibly audacious, daring to "kidnap" a teacher in class…
Qin Muyue was caught off guard as Shen Lang pulled her away. She wanted to shout, but was afraid of the consequences. She tried to struggle, but was too weak, and could only protest softly, “Shen Lang, what are you doing? Let me go! What kind of behavior is this?”
But Shen Lang ignored her, quickly shoving Qin Muyue into a car and driving off.
Qin Muyue felt like crying. This bad boy, always so barbaric, rude, and unreasonable.
“Hey, can you say something?”
Qin Muyue pleaded.
“I want to give you a surprise. If I tell you, it won’t feel the same,”
Shen Lang said with a slight smile.
“I don’t want any surprises, I want to go to class!”
Qin Muyue refused.
"Sorry, it's no use going back now. Your students have probably all left. I sent a message to Lin Yu and told her to dismiss the class!"
Qin Muyue froze, then shouted, "Shen Lang, you've gone too far! How could you do this?"
Shen Lang said, "Won't you think I've gone too far later? Do you think I'm the kind of person who doesn't know what's important?"
Qin Muyue said irritably, "You're not just inconsiderate, you're lawless! If the students report me for leaving my post without permission, my bonus and allowance for this month will be completely deducted!"
"Why are you so concerned about this? Do you really care about those few thousand yuan in bonus?"
"What do you know? He just bought a house and has to make a mortgage!"
"Hehe, I see. But it's okay, once this is resolved, I guarantee you can afford two houses!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? I don't want your money, no matter how much money you have, I don't care!"
"I didn't say I'd give you money, I'm just giving you a chance to make money!"
"How so?"
"I can't explain it to you now, you'll find out in a bit!"
"..."
"Hold on tight, we're in a hurry!"
With that, Shen Lang slammed on the gas, and the car accelerated rapidly, speeding away in an instant. Qin Muyue's terrified scream was amplified...

Chapter 296 Video Protagonist
"Shen Lang, you bad guy, do you know? This is the last class of the semester for them, and you won't even let them finish."
"The last class?"
Shen Lang smiled and said, "I know, usually the last class is for highlighting key points, right?"
"Get lost, I never highlight key points in class, and besides, the school has rules against highlighting key points!"
"Oh, that's easy to solve, just highlight the non-key points!"
"You..."
Qin Muyue was speechless. This guy... was too infuriating!
"I've already told the students that you'll find time to help them make up for this class. So stop sighing. Slight, occasional sighs are good for relaxation, but if you sigh for a long time... do you know what 'too much of a good thing' means?"
"Get lost, I'm a teacher, don't I know more than you?"
Qin Muyue said bluntly.
"That's not necessarily true. Who hasn't been blinded by a leaf and unable to see Mount Tai? Who hasn't been lost in the clouds, oblivious to their surroundings? Therefore, one shouldn't be too self-righteous; everyone needs a mirror. Throughout history, only Emperor Taizong of Tang has found his own mirror."
"You..."
Qin Muyue was speechless. Although somewhat unconvinced, she couldn't argue with a "dead man" (Emperor Taizong of Tang), could she? ...
"I want to eat lunch!"
Qin Muyue made an excuse, and besides, it was almost noon anyway, so the excuse wasn't too abrupt.
Qin Muyue was now only thinking about getting off the car, not only because she didn't want to be "kidnapped" by Shen Lang, but also because the car was going too fast, and Qin Muyue felt her stomach churning.
"To be honest, I haven't had lunch either. Once this is resolved, I'll make it up to you with a few more meals."
"No way! Eating too much after being extremely hungry is definitely bad for your figure."
"Heh, looks like you're not that hungry. Your mind is still so clear. Your first reaction is to worry about your figure. Great people are right, the best way to intimidate a woman isn't to force yourself on her, but to disfigure her."
"Go to hell! What great person would say such vulgar things?"
"Don't think that 'great people' is only a term for politicians or butchers. Actually, the people who most drive human evolution and development are psychologists and sexologists. Psychologists help people free themselves from distractions and wholeheartedly create the future, while sexologists help people improve the quality of their sex lives, thereby producing higher-quality offspring. They are the real great people; they should be described as uncrowned kings."
Qin Muyue was temporarily speechless… Reasoning with this guy was impossible. He was like a government official in some country: if you reasoned with him, he'd act like a thug; if you acted like a thug, he'd talk about the system; if you talked about the system, he'd talk about politics; if you talked about politics, he'd talk about national conditions; if you talked about national conditions, he'd talk about integration; if you talked about integration, he'd talk about national conditions again…
In short, in the end, he was the one who had the final say. He was the epitome of correctness, the spokesperson for truth. Even if you were bullied to the point of death, you'd still thank him, singing praises of how wonderful your happy life was!
He was a complete rogue, a shameless little scoundrel!
But Qin Muyue couldn't understand why she had developed such unusual feelings for this guy. She tried to find evidence to prove it wasn't true, but all her efforts failed. She couldn't deceive her feelings—she really had fallen for a little scoundrel five or six years younger than her!
Qin Muyue felt hopeless.
"Forget it, if it's hopeless, it's hopeless. Life is short, barely a hundred years, maybe even less. There's not that much time for self-redemption, especially since thirty years have already been wasted!"
Qin Muyue quieted down, shutting her mouth, not making a fuss, and even stealing glances at Shen Lang every now and then.
But all she saw was the sly smile on Shen Lang's lips, a slight twitch at the corners of his mouth, curving into a tiny arc, not very obvious, but just enough to let him know, "I know you're watching me, but it's okay, look all you want!"
Qin Muyue stole a few times, seemingly caught each time. Feeling humiliated, she stopped looking in shame and indignation. She didn't have that kind of mental fortitude, at least not compared to that little rascal Shen Lang.
Half an hour later, watching Shen Lang turn his car into an upscale community, Qin Muyue's heart began to pound. Was this guy serious? Did he really intend to give her a house? Did he want to keep her as a mistress?
Dream on!
Although I, Qin Muyue, am not particularly capable, nor do I have any grand ambitions, and I don't aspire to be a powerful woman, I haven't stooped to the point of being kept by a man!
"Hey, what exactly do you want?"
Qin Muyue finally couldn't help but ask, her expression extremely unfriendly.
Shen Lang smiled and glanced at Qin Muyue, saying, "Hey, beautiful sister, don't get any ideas. I'm not going to give you a house, because I don't have that much extra money right now, but it's hard to say in two or three years. Now, I'm taking you to meet someone, showing you something, and then discussing some very good things with you. Yes, absolutely good things."
(The author realized that the name Shen Lang wasn't quite right, and every time he wrote "Shen Lang. laugh..."
he had to add a period, otherwise the words "Lang. laugh" would be censored. The author was speechless; the censorship beast was too powerful, and the author was repeatedly defeated! Qin Muyue blushed, feeling guilty and resentful that her thoughts had been exposed.
Seeing the large villa in front of her, Qin Muyue said enviously, "Whose house is this? I really want a house like this, but with my salary, even if I didn't eat or drink for a hundred years, I probably still couldn't buy one." Shen
Lang said, "Teacher Qin, don't be so self-deprecating. As long as this matter is settled today, you can buy one in a year!"
Qin Muyue scoffed, clearly showing her disdain and disbelief.
Shen Lang went up and rang the doorbell. Zuo Qiuyan quickly came to open the door. There was no other way; all the nannies had been dismissed, and she had to do everything herself. Shen Lang still lacked the honor of having a key to her house.)
"Oh my, this beautiful lady looks so familiar!"
Zuo Qiuyan quickly recognized Qin Muyue, the "female protagonist" in the video, and teased her in a familiar manner.
Qin Muyue, unaware of the "truth," could only smile sweetly, neither distant nor impolite—the best way to respond when you don't know someone.
It was this smile that filled Zuo Qiuyan with goodwill towards Qin Muyue. She thought to herself, "She must be a woman who is both gentle and cultured. Just from that first glance, I felt she was a rare beauty. I have no psychological advantage in front of her. "
Sigh, Shen Lang, that little rascal, is really getting lucky again.
Shen Lang said, "Let's go inside and talk!"
Zuo Qiuyan stepped aside, making an invitation. Qin Muyue smiled sweetly again and followed Shen Lang inside.
"That's..."
A beautiful woman was sitting in the living room, which startled Qin Muyue.
There were many beautiful women, but few were enough to startle Qin Muyue, because Qin Muyue knew clearly that she was not bad-looking herself.
"Yi...Yi Xueman?"
Qin Muyue's voice trembled slightly.
In this era where the power and reach of idols surpassed that of faith, Qin Muyue was no exception, liking a certain celebrity and becoming her loyal fan, just like Yi Xueman before her.
Seeing Yi Xueman, Qin Muyue's expression, actions, voice, and even her intelligence seemed to instantly become 10 years younger, no different from other young people who liked their idols.
Yi Xueman stood up with a smile, saying cheerfully, "Our leading lady has arrived! Hmm, even prettier than in the video!"
Qin Muyue was confused, subconsciously touching her lips with her slender fingers, then covering her prominent breasts, saying with a mixture of honor and bewilderment: "Who...who can tell me what's going on? I don't think I'm asleep or dreaming."
Shen Lang laughed loudly, "Let me explain. First, let me introduce you. This beautiful woman is Zuo Qiuyan, the general manager of Starry Sky Infinite Brokerage Company. As for Sister Man, I think I don't need to introduce her. To save time, I'll get straight to the point. It's like this..."
Listening to this, and seeing the video, Qin Muyue gradually became dumbfounded, even more shocked than when she first saw Yi Xueman.
So...she had accidentally created a "gate" too? It could probably be called something like "College Entrance Exam Gate," "Professor Gate," or... "The Invigilator and Examinee Scandal," and so on.
After a long while, Qin Muyue said, feeling very aggrieved, "How did this happen?"
She really felt wronged; it was a classic case of being caught in the crossfire.
Shen Lang said, "It's related to your best friend, Su Muqing."
Qin Muyue was stunned for a moment, then immediately expressed disbelief: "You...you're lying. Muqing wouldn't do such a thing. Don't try to sow discord between us; we've been friends for over 25 years."
Shen Lang said, "Su Muqing certainly wouldn't do it, but the problem is her niece, Zhang Zihan, would. Do you remember that pretty girl, Zhang Zihan? She was in the same exam room as me, and we even had a little friction later..." "She followed us to Su Muqing's barbecue restaurant, and then... that's how it happened."
Qin Muyue said helplessly, "What do we do now? Is there really no way to get it back from Miss Zuo?"
Zuo Qiuyan said, "As Xiaoqing's sister, I also feel very sorry, but I think... things are really beyond repair. As for the reason, you should ask Shen Lang!"
Shen Lang chuckled, somewhat guilty, and said, "Sorry, that girl is my mortal enemy, and... the grudge is quite deep. She finally got a chance to get revenge on me, how could she let it go so easily? Besides, she's on vacation in Europe now, even if we fly over to stop her, it'll be too late, she could put the video online at any time."
Qin Muyue said with immense frustration, "Shen Lang, how can I... what can I say about you? Those two little girls are clearly your enemies, but why am I the victim? Once the video is leaked, how can they stay at school? How can my parents bear it? How will I pay my mortgage? You have to compensate me!"
Shen Lang weakly replied, "I'm trying to find a way to make it up to you. I've discussed it with Qiu Yan and Xue Man, and there's only one way to resolve this. If you agree, we can turn the tables, solve all the problems, and you'll even get some benefits."
"What way?"
Hearing that there was still a chance, Qin Muyue naturally wouldn't let it go. She knew that now wasn't the time to complain, but to find a solution. Complaining wouldn't help, but that was only natural. After all, Qin Muyue was just an ordinary woman. It was impossible for her not to panic or feel resentful in such a situation. If her idol, Yi Xue Man, hadn't been there, she probably would have attacked Shen Lang like a madwoman, even resorting to mutual destruction.
Shen Lang smiled slightly, stated his thoughts, and then waited for Qin Muyue's reaction.
As expected, Qin Muyue immediately objected. She felt it was utterly absurd; how could a university professor (albeit an associate one) possibly do such a thing? Absolutely not!
"What? This… how can this be? No, no, I definitely can't do it. Can't you think of another way? Think again, there must be another way…"
Qin Muyue's tone was almost pleading. Giving a report or a speech was fine, but this… was too much to ask.
Shen Lang shrugged and said with a wry smile, "I knew you wouldn't agree so easily, that's why we invited Sister Xueman, who's always busy, to persuade you. Qiuyan and I don't have enough influence, but Xueman certainly does. Sister Man, we'll leave the rest to you. Qiuyan and I will go take care of other things."
Yi Xueman smiled slightly and said, "Hehe, little brother, you flatter me too much. I don't have that kind of ability."
Shen Lang said sweetly, "How could you not? In my heart, sister is omnipotent. Good luck!"
Yi Xueman was overjoyed. She loved hearing Shen Lang say such insincere words because at this moment she wasn't some national idol, but just a woman in love.
Shen Lang and Zuo Qiuyan went upstairs to prepare various reasons and excuses for the upcoming gossip storm, as well as to find various strong evidence, while Yi Xueman was responsible for persuading Qin Muyue to agree to their plan. Perhaps it was easier for two people of the same age to talk, or perhaps the power of an idol was boundless; Qin Muyue's attitude gradually softened. ...
While they were working themselves to the bone, even skipping lunch, Zuo Yiqing was leisurely waiting for nightfall in China. It was afternoon in China, but in France it was still a bright morning, the sun just risen, its rays not yet intense. There was an
eight-hour time difference. When it was noon in France, Zuo Yiqing would upload Xiang Yan's video to the internet.
That was precisely when Chinese people finished work, had dinner, and began going online en masse. Zuo Yiqing thought smugly, "Surely many people will see this video, right? Then I'll just wait to see that big bad guy's downfall."

Chapter 297 A great deal of discussion .
At 5:30 pm, Shen Lang and Zuo Qiuyan finally finished their tedious preparations. Both lay down, drenched in sweat, letting out long sighs. They felt so tired and tense, as if they had just run several kilometers!
Time was of the essence, and the group hadn't had time for dinner. The three women and one man, each with a laptop, stared intently at their screens, waiting for Zuo Yiqing, far away in Europe, to launch her attack. Qin Muyue felt her heart pounding, just like when she first stepped onto the podium. She said nervously, "When Yiqing releases the video... there'll definitely be a huge uproar, right?"
Zuo Qiuyan smiled and said, "Muyue, don't be nervous, it's okay! Learn from Xueman; she's almost always among the top search terms online, talked about by countless people, but nothing's happened to her, right? So, you'll get used to it. You'll become... well, you know, be prepared."
Yi Xueman laughed, "I can't help it, and I don't have the time. Everyone has their own work; it's impossible to pay attention to everything. Don't overthink it."
Qin Muyue still couldn't shake off the feeling: "If our... " "If we don't have a countermeasure, won't that become a 'scandal'? That's... terrifying. If it really turns out like that, I don't know what I'll do!"
Shen Lang said, "I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of?"
Qin Muyue glared and said, "You're a stinky man, of course you're not afraid. I'm a woman, and a teacher at that. If... you know what happened, how will I teach my students in the future?"
At this moment, Yi Xueman shouted loudly, "Shh, shh, shh, look, look! The video is out!"...
At 6:30 pm, when countless Chinese people had finished dinner and were relaxing at their computers, they suddenly discovered that a video was being frantically reposted online. In just half an hour since it was uploaded, it had been reposted more than 1 million times, and there were more than 10,000 comments!
What kind of video is so popular? Even if there are experts behind this video, the speed is too terrifying!
It has to be said that the power of Chinese netizens is great!
This video is undeniably explosive, the scene is undeniably erotic, the man is handsome, the woman is beautiful, the scene is incredibly erotic, the dialogue is hilarious, the male lead is incredibly lewd, and the female lead is incredibly helpless…
The uploader is clearly not using clickbait; the video's title is very simple: What is a lewd? This is a lewd! …
Zuo Qiuyan joked, “My sister is right, this is what a hooligan is!”
Shen Lang glared and said, “Your sister is going too far. Did I act like a hooligan towards her?”
Zuo Qiuyan said, “I’m afraid you wouldn’t dare. My sister has a much fiercer temper than me. If you try to bully her, she might make you lose something.” Shen Lang said, “Hmph, who’s afraid of who? Try it if you dare!”
Zuo Qiuyan said, “I’m not going to argue with you about this. If you’re so capable, go ahead and bully her. I don’t care. /However, my sister’s editing skills are pretty good. She cut out a lot of the more stimulating parts, but it doesn’t seem abrupt at all. The whole process of the hooligan harassing the beauty still looks very smooth. It’s clear she put in a lot of effort.”
Shen Lang pouted and said, “You still have the mind to praise her?”
Zuo Qiuyan said, “Of course, she’s my sister. If you don’t like her, you can’t expect me to dislike her too, right?” "Your sister is really capable, you can't deny that. I even thought about bringing her into the crew as an assistant editor!"
Qin Muyue nodded, "The editing is indeed very good. A lot of the overly explicit parts were cut out, otherwise it would definitely have been censored." Shen Lang was speechless: "She's trying to harm you, why are you defending her?"
Qin Muyue said: "Let's stick to the facts. Besides, she's trying to harm you, I'm just dragged into it by you. If anyone should hate someone, it's you, right?"
Yi Xueman stated: "Muyue is right, the grievance has its source, the debt has its debtor, turn left at the county government." Shen Lang broke
out in a cold sweat. Such a bold sentence coming from Yi Xueman's mouth showed she was a super internet addict...
The edited video was about 10 minutes long, showing the complete process of a man harassing and bullying a woman. Many viewers were left wanting more and kept asking for the full version, but unfortunately, the uploader didn't respond. The
internet was abuzz with discussion, all sorts of voices filling the internet. This night belonged to Shen Lang and Qin Muyue...
Zuo Qiuyan suddenly exclaimed, "Shen Lang, you've been doxxed! Look—"...
I've seen this guy before. He walked the red carpet with Yi Xueman at the premiere of "Broken Bridge" a few days ago. I thought he was quite handsome then, but I never expected him to be such a scoundrel. Look how he's bullied the beautiful women in the movie! It's unbearable!
Maybe they were filming a movie? The person
upstairs is an idiot. Would they use such methods in a movie? It's obviously pornographic! ...
Yi Xueman laughed, "Shen Lang, you've corrupted people! Look at this!"...
Using massage as a pretext to take advantage of women is a good trick. I'll try it sometime. Probably no chance. Maybe they've studied this video even better than you. You should develop new ways to take advantage! ...
Shen Lang gloated, "Teacher Qin has been doxxed too, haha, haha..."...
This woman seems to be...No way, could it be Professor Qin from our college? Oh my god, it really is her!
Ah… so it’s true! I never thought that Ms. Qin, who seemed so proper, would actually… Actually, it’s not her fault, it’s all that man’s fault for being so… shameless, taking advantage of her in every way he could! …
Qin Muyue blushed and punched Shen Lang a few times. …
I think I’ve seen this man in the exam hall before, taking the college entrance exam. That woman seemed to be his proctor… Oh my god, how could the proctor and the examinee be having an affair? Seeking the truth! Seeking the inside story! Seeking the complete version! … Social morals are getting worse and worse, what should this be called? Menstrual cramps scandal! Watermelon scandal! The door wasn’t locked! The fourth floor is brightly lit… I know this man, he even worked as an extra with me ! I know this man too, he even climbed scaffolding with me ! I know this man too, he even washed dishes and did laundry with me! I know this man too, he even lived with me and had an abortion! I know this man too, he even bought Japanese adult films from me! Gossip flew everywhere, reigning supreme. Within an hour, it had become ubiquitous, even attracting the attention of some local TV stations with their lengthy so-called current affairs commentaries. Soon, Shen Lang received numerous calls and texts from acquaintances inquiring about the truth, and even a few tabloid reporters wanted to interview him, their phone numbers unknown. Overwhelmed , Shen Lang simply turned off his phone. The four of them were thoroughly enjoying themselves online, marveling at the power of online manhunts. In less than an hour, Shen Lang and Qin Muyue's entire life story had been unearthed, even their childhood photos were posted online. Qin Muyue received a heated phone call from her parents, which she could only respond with a pre-prepared excuse. Then came calls from colleagues, teachers, and superiors. Exhausted, Qin Muyue finally followed Shen Lang's example and turned off her phone. The four of them exchanged wry smiles; the power of the internet was truly astounding! Without Shen Lang's suggestion, the two of them probably wouldn't be able to go out tomorrow, otherwise they would definitely be endlessly watched by audiences who love novelty. ... Seeing that the time was right, Shen Lang posted the "truth post" he had written on a popular forum. The title was "Statement on Strongly Condemning the Person Who Leaked the Latest Filming Clip of Yi Xueman's Movie in Advance." The gist of it was that the video shown tonight was a scene from Yi Xueman's movie "Reverse Love," which will be released next year. It was inadvertently stolen and posted online, causing an advance leak of the plot. In addition, the leaker maliciously edited the footage, attempting to damage her reputation, causing extremely bad social impact. Xingyue Company, Xingkong Infinite Company, and Yi Xueman herself all expressed strong indignation and condemnation, and did not rule out pursuing legal action against the person responsible. Then, following the post, were attached so-called "costume photos" of Shen Lang, Qin Muyue, Yi Xueman, Zuo Qiuyan, and many other "lead actors," as well as group photos from various occasions, and even a "photo" of Qin Muyue diligently studying the script. Of course, these incredibly realistic photos were hastily taken, but with Zuo Qiuyan, a computer expert, they were quickly beautified, achieving a convincing and corrective effect. Now, the people with the most complicated feelings are Qin Muyue and Zuo Qiuyan. For Qin Muyue, this was definitely an accident, and a series of accidents at that, leading to her current predicament. Fate is a strange thing. Originally, Qin Muyue, as a university associate professor, should have been doing her job teaching, and according to normal logic and development, she would never have crossed paths with Yi Xueman or Yi Xueman's films, let alone become a character in one. But now, Qin Muyue not only has to become a character in the film, but also has to take on a heavy role, completing the transformation from a university professor to a film newcomer. For Zuo Qiuyan, this also meant a whole host of troubles. The script needed to be revised, and the runtime had to be extended from the original 100 minutes to at least 120 minutes; otherwise, telling the story satisfactorily would be extremely difficult. Zuo Qiuyan was a perfectionist, and she absolutely wouldn't allow any abrupt changes to the script, such as adding a new character out of nowhere, or even having them share screen time with the lead actress. The script absolutely needed major surgery. This would definitely be a bizarre film. Apart from Yi Xueman, who was a professional actress, the other main characters were basically semi-amateurs (Shen Lang) or even completely amateurs (Zuo Qiuyan and Qin Muyue). This would test the director's and other supporting actors' ability to take care of newcomers. However, this wasn't a completely useless accident. Some previously awkward parts of the script suddenly became much clearer with Qin Muyue's addition. If it weren't for the time constraint, Zuo Qiuyan would have started revising the script immediately. ... Shen Lang's post naturally attracted numerous replies, stirring up a new and even more intense storm of public opinion. ... A publicity stunt, obviously a publicity stunt! Pshaw, with Yi Xueman's fame, does she need to hype herself up? It might even backfire! I agree with the second floor's comment. Even if Yi Xueman wanted to hype herself up, she wouldn't use such low-level methods. Clearly, the leaker is using these two people's sensitive identities for malicious attacks. I don't care about hype; I care about when this movie will be released. "Broken Bridge" did well. As a purely art film with very few commercial elements, it grossed 400 million yuan nationwide, which is a remarkable achievement. I hope "Reverse Love" will reach even greater heights! Looking forward to "Reverse Love," judging from this clip, it seems there's a scene with Xiang Yan. I wonder what role Yi Xueman will play, and whether she'll give her first on-screen kiss? The male lead is well-chosen; he has a sense of vicissitude and depth, definitely someone with an extraordinary experience and a story to tell. The female lead, as an amateur actress, performed exceptionally well; I personally think she has a good chance of winning next year's Best Newcomer Award. ... It was obvious that although there were many critics, most people still supported the movie and affirmed Shen Lang and Qin Muyue's "performances," which finally put the four people in front of the computer at ease. Zuo Qiuyan smiled and said, "Shen Lang, not bad, your method is very effective. Would you be interested in taking on the role of the company's public relations manager?" Shen Lang smiled wryly and said, "Please spare me. I just had a sudden inspiration. If you really put me in that position, I might just be a figurehead!" Zuo Qiuyan smiled and said, "It's good that you know your place. He was just saying it casually, don't take it seriously."

Shen Lang was exasperated.
"Gurgle—gurgle—"
Shen Lang's stomach protested, reminding the four of them that they were all starving. They hadn't eaten lunch or dinner; no wonder they were hungry.
Shen Lang suddenly remembered something and said worriedly, "Right, Mu Yue, I forgot to call Mu Qing. Zhang Zihan's family knows about this video. If they accidentally tell anyone, we're doomed!" Qin Mu Yue laughed
, "It's too late to rely on you for everything. Don't worry, she already called. Xiao Qing went to the Zhang family to give them instructions as soon as she got the call." Shen Lang wiped his brow and
said, "Well… hehe, not bad!"
Seeing Shen Lang's disheveled appearance, the women couldn't help but laugh.
Shen Lang said somewhat awkwardly, "Let's eat first, let's eat first. Go out or order takeout?"
Zuo Qiuyan said, "I have so much food in my fridge, it'll be a waste if we don't eat it soon. Who can cook? Can you make something?"
Qin Mu Yue and Yi Xueman both shook their heads.
Shen Lang broke out in a cold sweat, saying incredulously, "Really? None of the three of you can cook? Women who can't cook are simply... Oh well, I'll do it."
With that, Shen Lang walked dejectedly towards the kitchen.
Just then, he heard Yi Xueman say behind him, "I can cook, I just don't want to."
Qin Muyue followed, "Me too!"
Zuo Qiuyan added, "Me too!"
Shen Lang was sweating profusely; he regretted agreeing too soon.

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