[Urban] Drunken Laughter in the Countryside (Hongtu Ji) Complete - 28

Chapter 111 The Eldest Sister Returns

"Hehe." Yu Xiang hugged her mother-in-law's neck, laughing affectionately, "Mom, you were amazing today! You satisfied my brother-in-law all by yourself. I admire you so much!" "You brat, what nonsense are you talking about? Don't you know shame!" Her mother-in-law glanced at me, pinched Yu Xiang's cheek, and scolded, "You're getting more and more disrespectful!" Yu Xiang said seriously, "Mom, if we're talking about seniority, you should call me 'elder sister'!" In this situation, even a fool would know what Yu Xiang meant. But seeing her mother-in-law's cheeks flush even more, she laughed and scolded, "You brat, you're always so disrespectful to your mother. How can you talk like that? Are you asking for trouble again?" Yu Xiang said aggrievedly, "Mom, I'm telling you the truth. If you don't believe me, ask my brother-in-law." I pretended not to understand and asked, "What is it?" Her mother-in-law was too embarrassed to look at me and pulled Yu Xiang away from speaking. But Yuxiang smiled slyly and chimed in, "It's the order of birth among Mom, my eldest sister, my second sister, and me, the four of us sisters!" I said, "Oh, about that? Have you all discussed it?" Yuxiang laughed, "Do we need to discuss it? Of course, it's first come, first served. My second sister is the eldest, my eldest sister is second, I'm third, and Mom is fourth." "Hehe." Watching my mother-in-law and Yuxiang's little antics, I couldn't help but chuckle. "As long as you have no objections, I don't care. I'll treat you all the same." Yuxiang said contentedly, "Hehe, it's settled then. I'll talk to my eldest and second sisters later." "No way!" My mother-in-law suddenly objected, "We can't do it like that!" Yuxiang exclaimed, "Why? First come, first served, and my brother-in-law has no objections." My mother-in-law struck a pose... My mother's authority was unquestionable. "Don't ask why. I'm your mother, and you have to listen to me." "Dictatorship! Dictatorship! This is fascist dictatorship!" Yu Xiang pouted at me. "Brother-in-law, you be the judge!" My mother-in-law glared at me before I could speak, and said firmly, "Don't ask him. What he says doesn't count. I'm your elder, I'm older than all of you, and you all have to listen to me!" Yu Xiang laughed and laughed, saying, "Really? Mom! Who was just crying and calling me 'brother-in-law, husband'? Why are you changing your mind now? You can't go back on your word! Adults can't lie to children!" "You brat, you'll see if I let you off the hook!" My mother-in-law was embarrassed by her daughter's public display of shame and covered her face, too ashamed to face anyone. "Brother-in-law, Mom's threatening me again. You'll have to help me then!" Yu Xiang laughed so hard she bent over, tears streaming down her face. Listening to the mother and daughter's cheerful bickering, my already good mood was further enhanced by happiness, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The car quickly entered the village. Because of our earlier passionate encounter in the sorghum field, all three of us had our clothes crumpled and needed changing, so we didn't drive directly to my godmother's house.

When we arrived, no one was home; they had all gone to my godmother's.

In the bathroom, amidst the swirling smoke, three naked bodies were intertwined, applying lotion to each other. In no time, all three looked like snowmen. My mother-in-law squatted in front of me, carefully washing my genitals. "Your godmother has guests. Is it appropriate for Yuxiang and me to go?" I sat on the edge of the bathtub, my hands on the ground, eyes closed, enjoying my mother-in-law's oral and manual services. "What's inappropriate about it? It's not like we're from outside. It's Zhongzi's aunt. She's a very nice person, very beautiful, with long, shiny black hair that cascades down her back like a waterfall, reaching almost to her buttocks. Sometimes she wears two long braids, which are very pretty. When she was little, her godfather was away working, and every summer vacation she would come to my godmother's house to help take care of the children, staying for a month or two. She's very familiar with us. I remember one summer vacation, many children went to Beigou to catch fish. While catching fish, Xiao Chao caught a silver carp weighing at least two pounds and was overjoyed. Who knew that he would..." The fish suddenly became stubborn, causing him to lose his balance and fall headfirst into the water. The water, which wasn't deep to begin with, had apparently been dug into a large ditch, and it quickly submerged him. My older brother was standing next to him and was about to laugh at his clumsy attempt, but when he saw the fish thrashing about for a few moments and then disappear, he rushed to pull him out. However, in doing so, he pulled the older brother in as well. At that time, none of us were big enough to swim, and my older brother had only just started, occasionally going to the bay with the adults, but he had never been without a lifebuoy. This incident was disastrous; both of them disappeared from sight. None of the children dared to go in to rescue them; they were all terrified and started crying as they watched them disappear. Luckily, Zhongzi's aunt, worried about Zhongzi, took Xiao Zihan and went with us. She was sitting on the ditch bank when she saw Xiao Chao fall in. She got nervous in the water, and when her older brother fell in, she rushed down, pulling Xiao Zihan and Zhongzi, who was crying, into the water as well. Surprisingly, Zhongzi's aunt, only five or six years older than us, was incredibly skilled in the water. With two quick dives, she rescued both her brother and Xiao Chao. The other children hurriedly carried them up the ditch, their bellies full, and they cried for a long time. Back home, the adults, to calm the children's nerves, performed a series of superstitious rituals, burning incense and praying to the gods, but only offered a few words of praise to our hero. From then on, Zhongzi's aunt became everyone's aunt; she became the leader of the children, our head. Every summer vacation, we became her little shadows. This continued until her second year of high school. The third year of high school was demanding, and during the summer vacation... We were all studying at home and didn't have time to come to my godmother's house anymore, so she didn't have time to take us out to play anymore. After that, I saw her less often. I remember the last time I saw her was the second year after she graduated from university. I was a senior in high school then, frantically preparing for the grueling July (the college entrance exam was in July back then). She came to visit me once and brought me a lot of supplements. After that, everyone was busy, and although we kept in touch, we never saw each other again. I wonder how long she can stay this time. I really hope she can stay a long time so she can properly relive her childhood! Ah! Just as I was reminiscing about my childhood, I suddenly felt a sharp pain. I saw my mother-in-law grinning at me and couldn't help but say, "You slut, why are you hitting me there?" "Shameless! You must be thinking about something naughty again!" As she spoke, my mother-in-law's eyes intentionally or unintentionally glanced at my lower body. I looked down, and damn, my little brother had somehow gotten erect again. "Hehe, brother-in-law, you're getting naughtier and naughtier!" Yu Xiang was giving me a Thai-style bath from behind, her ample breasts propelling her forward. She leaned on my shoulder, looking at my erect penis, and laughed loudly. "Damn, I can't bathe anymore! Another bath and I'll have to go all out to cool down!" I jumped into the tub, letting the cool water absorb the heat. "Giggle..." The mother and daughter looked at me, amused. "Wouldn't it be better to take her like this? Let Zhongzi's aunt see how much you miss her!" Embarrassed by their laughter, I forced a dry laugh: "Damn, you two little vixens, watch out or I'll pound your asses!"

After a fragrant shower, the three of us emerged from the house, refreshed.

We walked along a main road, then turned a corner and arrived at my godmother's house. Entering the yard, I saw my godmother washing dishes, my mother and godmother preparing vegetables, while my godfather was in charge of the cooking. Speaking of my godfather's cooking skills, they were the best in the area. His culinary skills are a family tradition. Zhongzi's great-great-grandfather, great-great-grandfather, and grandfather were all chefs when they were alive, and many famous local dishes originated from their cooking. They were well-known in the surrounding area and even took on apprentices. Although Zhongzi's grandfather has passed away, his two apprentices still frequently visit during holidays. They are quite old, but they still address their godmother as "Master's Wife" and "Master's Wife" respectfully. When guests come to our family's house, most of us ask our godfather to cook, and everyone who has eaten there praises his cooking.

After greeting everyone, I didn't see my aunt and the others, so I asked my godmother, "Mom, where's Aunt?" My godmother laughed and said, "She was just talking about you, saying she's been here so long and hasn't seen anyone from Xiaocaitian! She's probably hiding somewhere in a huff." "Really? Has Aunt become so petty?" I laughed and said, "Hehe, where is she?" My godmother smiled broadly and said happily, "They're all in the back. Zihan is back too." "Good, that girl hasn't come back for two years. I, her brother, should teach her a lesson!" I said, turning to my godmother, "Grandma, I'll have a couple of drinks with you later." I turned and ran out the door, followed by my mother's laughing and scolding and my godmother's hearty laughter.

The "back" my godmother mentioned was Zhongzi's house; he lived with his parents in the front and back yards. Yuxiang and I went out the gate, while my mother-in-law stayed behind to help. We walked a few steps back from the gate and arrived at Zhongzi's front door. Even from outside, we could hear a commotion inside, like a hornet's nest exploding. I shouted as I entered, "Hey, hey, hey, what's going on? Police checking rooms, police checking rooms! Men stand on the left, women on the right, and those who aren't androgynous stand in the middle!" "Good lad, speak of the devil and he appears! Did you take so long to come? Did you not respect your big sister?" Just as I reached the doorway, a fashionable woman completely covered in Chanel emerged. At first glance, I couldn't recognize her, but upon closer inspection, oh, it was Zhongzi's aunt, our childhood big sister! "How dare I! Big sister has arrived! I'm so sorry for not greeting you properly!" I opened my arms and rushed into her embrace. In front of everyone, we hugged tightly.

Eight or nine years had passed, yet she remained as charming as ever. Her once beautiful face was still flawless and lovely. The way she felt plump and chubby made one sigh, realizing that even a "flat-chested" woman could become a "busty bombshell." But what was most striking was the familiarity I felt towards her; it felt like something from my very being, more than just familiarity, as if something deeper existed within me!

(Chapter 112, The Wedding Banquet's Shocking Turn of Events)

"Haven't seen you in years, Auntie, you've become even more charming!" I pulled her up and down, blinking and joking, "Tsk tsk, look at that style, you're really a rich woman!"

"Hehe." She laughed happily, "You little rascal, trying to disgust your auntie after all these years?"

"Haven't seen you in years, Auntie, you're still as sharp-tongued as ever, talking as if I'm some kind of wicked person!" Before seeing her, I was wondering how to start a conversation, but now that we met, she was exactly the same as when we were children, without the slightest hint of awkwardness.

"You little rascal, you're no good person anyway!" As she spoke, her eyes deliberately darted over Yu Mei, who was holding her son.

"Haha," I laughed, "Who told me to be Auntie's subordinate? Of course, I can't tarnish Auntie's reputation."

She scolded me with a laugh, "You smooth talker!" "

Hehe, Third Brother is not only smooth talker, but also has a slicked-back look." At this moment, my younger sister, Zi Han, dressed in fashionable and trendy clothes with brightly colored hair, came out from the inner room and greeted me with a smile.

"You silly girl, you haven't come back for two years! If you hadn't come back with your aunt, it looks like you'd be enjoying your carefree life for another two years before you'd even return. You think you're all grown up now? Be careful you don't get bullied out there, and when you come back crying, no one will listen to you." I felt uncomfortable looking at this girl's outfit. I pulled her up and down, criticizing her, "Look at your clothes! Ha, they're like a rip-off! You'll be laughed at to death if you wear that out. Change them right now. And your hair, it looks like it's been painted over! What is this? You look like a fake foreigner!" "You've got this mess on your hair, don't you feel disgusted? Go wash it this afternoon. Look at you, can you even go out in public dressed like this? This isn't how you've been living for the past two years, is it?" She'd already been scolded by her grandma and parents when she got home last night, and now I was launching into a barrage of criticism the moment we met. The little girl was really embarrassed. She pinched my arm hard on her cheek and said angrily, "That's called fashion, that's called style! You all don't understand and just criticize people randomly. You're getting old, even your taste is aging!"

"Ouch!" This brat has always loved pinching people since she was little, and she always pinches really hard. She hasn't changed at all now that she's grown up. I rubbed the red spot she pinched and laughed, scolding, "You little brat, you get angry just because I said a few words to you? You haven't come home for two years, and you still think you're right? See who will dare marry you in the future!" "Hmph, none of your business!" Zihan hugged her aunt's arm and said coquettishly, "Auntie, he bullied someone, you helped him teach him a lesson!"

Her aunt smiled indulgently, "Hehe, didn't you say your brother Cai Tian loves you the most?" "But he's become bad now!" Zihan looked at... I stuck out my tongue and grinned mischievously, saying, "Auntie, you have to stand up for her!"

This little girl is cunning. I ignored her complaints and asked my aunt, "What time did you get back yesterday? You didn't even call ahead so I could pick you up." My aunt shook her head helplessly at Zihan and laughed, "I arrived late last night. It was pitch black, so I just took a taxi."

Zihan pouted and rolled her eyes, teasing, "You always say nice things, but you arrived later than anyone else. How dare you say that! Shame on you!" The little girl even pinched my cheek twice after saying that. This girl has always loved to tease me since she was little, and she hasn't changed at all now. Although she always exposes my shortcomings, her cuteness makes me not dislike her at all.

I chuckled and begged for mercy, "Little sister, please let your brother off the hook! I only just found out you were back, so I rushed over as soon as I got back!"

"Hmph, you're good at talking. I'll let you off this time!" Seeing me beg for mercy, Zihan didn't want to embarrass me in front of so many people, so she gave me a playful glare and let me go, but her eyes seemed to suggest she had more to say.

After many years apart, everyone had endless topics to talk about when they got together—childhood stories, current events, all sorts of things, making for a lively chattering session.

My godfather's cooking skills were not only superb, but his timing was also impeccable. Just when I started to feel a little hungry, he called out that dinner was ready.

When everyone arrived at the front yard, my godmother looked around but didn't see Sister Chunxiang, so she asked Zhongzi's wife, Luo Yun, "Xiao Yun, has your Aunt Chunxiang returned yet?" Luo Yun replied, "I went to check earlier, but she hasn't come back yet. I'll go check again." My godmother said, "Alright, go and come back quickly. If she's still not back, we won't wait anymore." "Okay." Luo Yun quickly walked outside.

Speaking of Aunt Chunxiang, I hadn't seen her for several days. Hearing my godmother mention her, I blurted out, "Is Aunt Chunxiang not home? Did she go to visit relatives?"

My godmother replied, "It seems one of her uncles is sick, and she went to buy some things to visit him." I said, "Oh, will she be back this morning?" My godmother looked up at the sun overhead, "We'll talk for a while, and she'll be back around noon, but I don't know if she'll be back." I took out my phone and looked up Aunt Chunxiang's number. "I'll give her a call; she might be on her way." My godmother said, "That's good, so she doesn't miss lunch and has to cook for herself when she gets home."

I dialed Aunt Chunxiang's number, and a simple instrumental ringtone played. After a while, someone answered, and it was noisy on the other end before I heard a familiar voice, "Hello!" I immediately recognized Aunt Chunxiang. She must have answered the phone without checking the caller ID, otherwise she wouldn't have greeted me so formally.

"Hello, it's me. Where are you now?"

"Ah, it's you! I was just about to call you." Chunxiang's voice was filled with surprise and joy.

"What's wrong? What happened?" Not knowing what had happened to her, I was a little nervous and spoke hurriedly.

My godmother looked at me. "Something happened?" I shook my head, listening carefully to what Chunxiang was saying across the street. "Nothing's wrong, the electric scooter just ran out of power halfway there. I'm exhausted from pushing it. Come pick me up!"

"Oh." I relaxed a little. "Where are you? I'll come pick you up now."

"I'm almost at Wangxiaoqiao. Hurry up and pick me up. There's no village or shop in sight, I'm a little scared."

"Where's Xiangyu? Didn't she come back with you?"

"She went to town with her cousin to buy clothes. She'll be back this afternoon."

"Okay, don't worry. I'll go now. Wait a bit." I put down my phone and said to my godmother and the others, "The electric scooter ran out of power halfway there, I'm pushing it back. She's at Wangxiaoqiao now, that section of the road is a bit tight. Zhongzi, you drive the car, let's go pick up Aunt Chunxiang."

"Okay." Zhongzi followed me out the gate and quickly drove towards the backyard.

"Third brother, should we bring a few more people?" my eldest brother and the others asked from behind.

"No need. This isn't a fight," I said. "You guys should help tidy up at home first, and we can eat when we get back."

"Hehe, okay, hurry back."

As he spoke, Zhongzi drove the jeep out. I got in, and as soon as we reached the main road, we ran into Luo Yun, who was turning back. I didn't need to look to know she hadn't seen Sister Chunxiang.

Luo Yun asked, "Where are you going?"

"To pick up Sister Chunxiang," Zhongzi said.

"Oh, she's back?" Luo Yun said, pulling on the car door. "I'm going too."

"Get in then." I opened the car door for her.

Luo Yun got in, and then the three of us sped out of the village in the car.

Wang Xiaoqiao, the name of the bridge, and also the name of the place.

This bridge, this area, is notorious for its troubles within a radius of dozens of miles.

People have been robbed here!

People have been raped here!

People have been murdered here!

People have been executed here!

...

If you can walk here without getting goosebumps, you're something else!

The car sped towards Wang Xiaoqiao, and in the distance, we saw a person pushing a cart towards us.

"Drive faster!" Although I couldn't clearly see the person pushing the cart, I was absolutely certain it was Sister Chunxiang. This should have made me happy, but I had a vague feeling that something was wrong. My heart was pounding, and I couldn't help but urge Zhongzi to speed up again. I don't know if Zhongzi felt the same way, but he never disobeyed me. The cart was almost moving forward at top speed.

The speed was fast, and we got closer and closer. The person pushing the cart could be seen clearly. It was Sister Chunxiang pushing the electric bike.

"Phew!" My heart was about to relax when it jumped to my throat again. My eyes seemed to pop out of their sockets. "Ah!"

Two people suddenly emerged from the reeds to the right of Wang Xiaoqiao, one in front and one behind, sandwiching Sister Chunxiang between them. Two gleaming daggers were dazzling in the sunlight.

"What are you doing?" Sister Chunxiang was instantly stunned by the scene before her. She had just been thinking sweetly about our romantic time together, and in the blink of an eye, she was frightened by two villains.

"Enough talk, give us the bike." The first thug pointed a gleaming dagger at Chunxiang's sister-in-law.

Although the road was narrow, this was the first time Chunxiang's sister-in-law had encountered an armed robbery in all her years. She was momentarily stunned, but not so naive as to risk her life for the bike.

"Here, take it."

The first thug snatched the electric bike from Chunxiang's sister-in-law, turned the switch, and slapped her across the face. "Fuck you, you dare drive it when it's out of power!" Chunxiang's sister-in-law stumbled and fell to the ground, clutching her burning cheek and weeping, silently hoping I would come to rescue her.

Bandit B, observing from the surroundings, saw Bandit A slap Chunxiang to the ground. He frowned and said, "What kind of skill is it to bully a woman? Can the car even be driven?"

Bandit A, seemingly terrified of Bandit B, quickly shook his head and said, "Sorry, boss, the battery's dead, I can't ride it."

"Forget it. Let's hurry up and leave, or the police will catch up," Bandit B said.

Bandit A threw the electric scooter to the ground, looked at Chunxiang, who was sitting on the ground crying, and a cruel glint appeared in his eyes. "Boss, what do we do with this woman?"

(Chapter 113: Punishing the Thugs

) Bandit B didn't speak, because he saw a Jeep speeding towards them. Seeing that his boss didn't say anything, Bandit A seemed to sense something, turned around, and a look of joy immediately appeared on his face.

"Don't make a sound, or you'll lose your life." Bandit B pressed a dagger against Chunxiang's waist. "Stand up." A chilling coldness tore through Chunxiang's clothes. The sharp dagger against her back made her tremble uncontrollably; she had never seen anything like it before. Tears welled in her eyes as she struggled to her feet.

The closer we got, the faster my heart pounded. Looking at the three men waving from the roadside, I instructed Zhongzi and Luo Yun, "Slow down. You two, act according to the situation. Be very careful!"

The car slowly approached the three men. I stood up and winked at the surprised Chunxiang, signaling her to pretend she didn't know me. "Are you three looking for a ride?"

"Yes, my wife is sick and we need to see a doctor urgently. Could you give me a ride?" Bandit B asked.

"Where to?"

"Hedong Town."

"Get in."

The two bandits exchanged a knowing smile, both feeling their scheme was about to succeed.

I sneered inwardly. Someone dared to plot against me in broad daylight! They were incredibly audacious!

"This lady, please get in first." I opened the car door and let Luo Yun help Chunxiang into the car. Seeing the two thugs also about to get in, I pointed to Chunxiang's electric scooter and said, "Don't you want your scooter?"

The two thugs were startled, realizing they'd forgotten about it, and quickly turned back to help the scooter.

"Boss, what do we do?" Thief A whispered to Thief B.

"We'll talk about it once we're in the scooter," Thief B muttered casually.

"This scooter is nice," Thief A said greedily.

"It is nice," Thief B's eyes also gleamed. "Hehe, and there are two beautiful women too!"

The two thugs grinned silently.

"It's alright!" I gently patted Chunxiang on the back and said to Zhongzi, "Brother, it's our turn."

"Hehe, I've been itching to get in for a while," Zhongzi said with a cold laugh as he got off the scooter.

"Watch out! They have knives!"

Two loud bangs rang out, Chunxiang's voice trapped inside the car door.

Zhongzi and I, one on each side, coldly watched the two thugs who had just shoved the electric scooter into the trunk.

"Brother, what's wrong?" Thief B asked, bewildered.

"You should know better than we do what we've done," I said coldly.

"Are you police?" The two thugs gasped, hurriedly reaching behind their backs.

"Police?" Zhongzi and I moved closer, our voices chilling. "We're not that noble."

The two thugs glanced at the car and saw Chunxiang, her face streaked with tears, being held in Luo Yun's arms. They instantly understood.

"Damn it, if you're not police, why are you being so tough with me? You're asking for it!" Thief A pulled a gleaming dagger from behind him and stabbed Zhongzi, who was closest to him. Zhongzi sidestepped the dagger, suddenly lunging into the arms of bandit A, elbowing him in the chest. His hands followed in a swift hook and pull, and before bandit A could react, a high-speed over-the-shoulder throw slammed him heavily onto the hard asphalt. A grappling hook pinned him face-down, his struggles futile. Simultaneously, while bandit B, stunned that his trusted henchman was no match for Zhongzi, was still reeling, I kicked him squarely in the wrist. The dagger flew from his hand in pain, followed by three consecutive kicks to his vital points, then a powerful roundhouse kick that sent him flying.

"Damn it, is that all you've got? You dare to be a bandit and rob people on the road? You're blind as hell! Don't you know who I am? Fuck you, try to move!" Zhongzi landed three punches on bandit A's back, each blow as hard as a rock, leaving him utterly helpless.

I stepped on the chest of the second thug and said coldly, "You dare to rob people in broad daylight? You've got some nerve."

"Damn it, what are you talking nonsense for? Come at me if you dare!" Bandit B, stubborn as ever, remained defiant even after being trampled on the ground. "Unless you kill me, I'm not done with you."

"Fuck your mother! You dare threaten me!" I kicked him several times in the chest until blood spurted from his mouth. "You're not done with me, are you? Get up, fuck your mother!" I kicked him again.

"Third Brother, what should we do with these two bandits?" Zhongzi asked, straddling Bandit A.

"Take them to the authorities, of course." I took out my phone and dialed Han Yuzhu's number. It took a while for a response. "Hello, I'm in a meeting right now. What do you want?" Han Yuzhu's voice was low on the other end.

"Of course, that's good." I smiled coldly at the two thugs on the ground and said into my phone, "Hurry up and come, preferably with a police car." Hearing the coldness in my voice, Han Yuzhu asked nervously, "What happened?" "Wang Xiaoqiao. You'll know when they get here." I hung up before she could say anything.

"Zhongzi, these two are yours. Just don't kill them before the police arrive." I instructed Zhongzi, then turned and walked towards the car without looking at the two men again. Zhongzi chuckled and rubbed his knuckles. "Hehe, haven't stretched my arms and legs in a long time. My fists are a bit rusty." As he spoke, he kicked the first thug several times, eliciting a howl. As

soon as I got into the car, Sister Chunxiang threw herself into my arms, tears streaming down her face.

"It's alright! Don't be afraid!" I hugged her tightly without hesitation, gently stroking her trembling shoulders to comfort her. "Cry, it'll make you feel better!"

Luo Yun looked at our affectionate behavior with a slightly strange expression, but after a moment, she smiled slightly and turned her head to look out the window.

Outside the window, two audacious thugs were suffering grievous pain at Zhongzi's hands, howling and screaming uncontrollably. Passing cars stopped far away, none of them rushing to help.

"Waaaaah..." Two police cars sped up from a distance with their distinctive sirens, arriving in no time.

"What's going on?" Han Yuzhu was taken aback when she saw the two thugs lying on the ground, covered in wounds and groaning.

"Robbery!" I said.

Han Yuzhu knew my methods. She glanced at me but said nothing, waving her hand to summon two policemen. "Go and handcuff these two."

The two policemen nodded and walked towards the two thugs, pulling out two handcuffs and cuffing them. When they saw the thugs' faces clearly, they couldn't help but exclaim with joy, "Boss, great news!" "

What great news?" Han Yuzhu and I, who were exchanging glances, were both taken aback by the policemen's words and turned to look at them.

"These are the two people we're looking to arrest today," one of the policemen said.

"Really?" Han Yuzhu was overjoyed. She stepped forward and carefully examined the two bandits' appearances. "It really is them!" Han Yuzhu reached out and grabbed my hand, holding it tightly. She laughed and said, "I never thought that even layers of nets couldn't catch them, but they ended up in your hands." "The net of heaven is vast, and though its meshes are wide, nothing escapes it." Seeing the two policemen taking the bandits away, I squeezed Han Yuzhu's small hand and rubbed it. I chuckled and said, "This is a special arrangement by heaven!" "You bad boy!" A blush rose on Han Yuzhu's face.

"Go and make arrangements. I'm not going back today. I'm coming home with you."

"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not going back with you."

"I helped you catch two thugs. You have to reward me!"

"Shameless! You were just lucky enough to catch two dead mice, and you're already putting on airs."

"Are you coming back with me or not?"

"No!"

"Not coming? You'd better come back with me properly, or I'll get rough!" "

What can you do if I get rough? You're not going to rob a police officer in broad daylight, are you? I doubt you have the guts!"

"I wouldn't dare, but I'm afraid some arrogant guy will insist on coming back with me."

"You're so vain!"

"Luo Li." I waved to Luo Li, who was talking to Luo Yun and the others.

"What?" Luo Li reluctantly walked over, giving me a dirty look. "You bad guy!" This girl is definitely upset that I left without saying goodbye yesterday, and she's throwing a tantrum at me.

"You and Yuzhu will come back with us later." I chuckled, nonchalantly saying, "Yuzhu has already agreed, go arrange for them to go back first."

"Who said I was going back with you?" Despite her words, she still swayed her hips and walked towards the police car.

"You're so shameless, who agreed to what you said?" Han Yuzhu said coquettishly.

"Hehe." I chuckled mischievously, "If I wasn't shameless, would I have gotten you into bed!"

Han Yuzhu blushed, her face turning as red as a monkey's bottom, rolled her eyes at me, and spat, "Shameless, let go of me, people are watching."

"Let whoever wants to look, look. I'm holding my woman's hand, what's it to anyone else!" I said shamelessly.

"I really can't do anything with you!" Han Yuzhu was at her wit's end with my persistence, and could only let me hold her little hand.

The traffic jam was quickly cleared by the traffic police who arrived shortly after. The police car also left quickly.

"You two haven't finished talking yet, let's go." Luo Li called out from in front of the car door.

"Alright, alright, can you let go of me now?" Han Yuzhu said irritably.

"Hehe, I was just afraid you'd run away." I released her hand and walked towards the car first.

Han Yuzhu pouted at me from behind, sullenly moved her little fists, and quickly followed.

As I passed by Luo Li at the car door, she whispered, "You big bad guy, I'll settle the score with you when we get back!"

I then slapped her pert bottom. Damn, little girl, do you think your brother is afraid of you? I'll make sure you can't get out of bed for three days.

Once everyone was in the car, Zhongzi drove away from this troublesome place.

As the saying goes, three women make a drama. With four women in this car, it was even more of a drama within a drama.

They chattered away the whole way without stopping.

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