ll35685

2013-05-03 09:58:57

The way you did it will probably scare the other person so much they won't be able to stand up for a while, right? It's best to communicate beforehand.

wshy1

2013-05-03 10:12:42

I couldn't take it anymore, so I left...

醇醇欲动

2013-05-03 12:18:52

LZ is so happy!

他乡遇知己

2013-05-03 15:41:56

Somewhat fictional

pengtai

2013-05-03 15:57:58

It has potential.

老年乐

2013-05-03 16:21:47

That'll scare the Japanese!

mbonbo

2013-05-03 18:54:26

That's not scary at all. If you scare that guy into having mental problems, wouldn't that ruin his life? Haha.

酱油哥

2013-05-03 19:31:52

It'll scare you so much you'll need Viagra!

夕阳的余辉

2013-05-03 22:38:43

I'm terrified, what should I do?

平常心abc

2013-05-03 23:15:57

Be open and aboveboard, otherwise things will go wrong; prior communication is really necessary.

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2013-05-05 13:40:56

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