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The cook's romantic escapades are entirely his own experiences. (Author: why1980523) 

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I was born in 1980 and graduated from junior college in 2000. My father's name is Congzheng (a homonym), and he is a genuine first-class chef. He is currently the head chef in a local government agency (and part-time executive chef of a hotel). My master chef was one of the first people in Sichuan and Chongqing to be rated as a national first-class chef after the founding of the People's Republic of China, and his name was included in a chef's textbook. After graduating, I followed in my father's footsteps and became a chef because I had been influenced by him since childhood.
In 2003, after several years of apprenticeship, I accepted an invitation from a friend of a year older to work as his head chef (at the time, I hadn't yet obtained my chef's certificate). This friend, surnamed Guo, was born in 1973 and was known for his generosity and generosity; his family owned a small factory.
We weren't short of money, what we lacked was business experience. After get off work, we'd eat and drink together, forming a close bond. Speaking of which, I have to mention a guy surnamed Fan, born in 1978. He was our restaurant's cashier and also the lobby manager. (He was quite the womanizer; apparently, when he worked at a bar, he'd sleep with a girl every day.) Over time, we became like brothers.
Fan and I were busy at the restaurant every day, so we didn't have much time to go out. To be honest, there were quite a few girls at the restaurant, and a few of them were pretty, but I was too shy to make a move. I had just broken up with my girlfriend, and my sexual needs were really high; sometimes I felt incredibly frustrated. After three or four months, the restaurant was doing very well. For big events (weddings, funerals, birthday parties, gatherings), I would ask my father's apprentice, Guo, to help out. Guo rarely came to the restaurant, but these two young men seemed quite serious and responsible in their work.
He basically left all the work at the restaurant to the two of us (there's usually conflict between chefs and waiters), and he became a hands-off manager. However, he often took us out for late-night beers and karaoke, which was a kind of reward for us. Once, when it was just the three of us drinking, he said to us, "Brothers, you've been so busy lately, I've remembered. When you have time, bring a few girls to the restaurant for dinner tonight, and after dinner, everyone can do whatever they want." He even winked at us, but unfortunately, Fan and I didn't take it seriously, naturally assuming he was just drunk.
I remember it was right after the winter solstice. The waiters had finished their mutton feast and gone home. Fan and I, having nothing to do, washed up and went to bed (because the old man on night watch was sick, Fan and I, being single, had to stay at the shop for the night). Around 11 pm, the noise of cars outside startled us awake. The phone rang, and Guo yelled into it: "Everyone get up and have some fun! Who's still sleeping?" We looked at each other, thinking, "This guy's drunk again."
Several times, Lao Guo had gotten drunk and brought a large group of his buddies to the shop for a late-night snack. So that night, I didn't think much of it and went to open the roller shutter in my underwear (back then, I was hot-tempered and wore underwear even in winter). When I opened the roller shutter, the first thing I saw wasn't...
It wasn't Lao Guo and his gang of brothers, but a woman with long, flowing hair. I was stunned. Without even looking closely, I rushed back to the private room to wake Fan Ge and get him dressed (we'd set up a makeshift bed with a mattress and benches). When Lao Guo came in, he said to us, "Haozi (my name has the character 'Hao' in it), quickly prepare some good dishes. I've brought a beautiful girl to you tonight. Whether you can eat it or not is up to you!" Hearing this, both Fan Ge and I were moved to tears. This guy is such a good person!
Wash, chop, prepare, stir-fry—according to Lao Guo, he wanted to prepare a standard 470 yuan feast. To be honest, I was quite annoyed listening to the laughter outside from the kitchen. Hey, your brother and Brother Fan went to chat with the girls; all I'll be left with is scraps. With a bit of annoyance, I wielded my knife with lightning speed...
I frantically shoveled and cooked a whole table of dishes in an hour (how could I not be in a hurry?). I told Brother Fan to take them out, and as soon as he came in, he said to me, "Haozi, there's something going on tonight."
The girls were probably pretty drunk by now, so I figured I could definitely win them over. When I heard "girls," I thought I'd only seen two or three at first glance. I asked Fan, "What do you think of them? If you don't have any pretty ones, save the long-haired one for me." (I hadn't seen the long-haired girl clearly because she looked pretty good when I opened the door, but the lights weren't on.) Fan glanced at me and said, "You have good taste, young man. That long-haired girl is the most attractive." I immediately replied, "Definitely save her for me!" Fan nodded and went out with the food.
After finishing the dishes, I couldn't wait to get to Cuiweiju (the name of the private room). Upon entering, I saw six women and three men (four men including myself). Looking closer at the group of girls, well, to put it simply, apart from the tomboy in the cowboy hat, the others were quite attractive. Then I spotted the long-haired girl; she'd probably had a bit too much to drink earlier, her pretty face flushed. She was chatting and laughing with one of the girls. Hearing the door open, she looked up, and finally I saw her face clearly. She had an almond-shaped face, rosy cheeks, and bright, sparkling eyes.
Her charming smile stunned me; this girl was absolutely gorgeous. A girl next to me chuckled, "Brother Hao, what are you daydreaming about? Come sit down. The seat next to Xiao Jie (the long-haired girl's name) was reserved for you." She laughed after saying that. I knew this girl; her name was Jing. We'd drunk together many times, and she was currently in a passionate relationship with Lao Zhao, who sat at the same table. She was cheerful and outgoing, a really nice girl. I thought for a moment and looked at Lao Guo. He nodded and winked at me. I immediately understood; this stunning beauty really was single.
I walked over as instructed and sat in the empty seat next to Xiao Jie. Stealing a glance, I saw a beautiful woman in a pink dress; under the soft red light, she was indeed more beautiful than any flower. At that moment, I thought to myself, 'Could this be the food Lao Guo ate?' Looking away, I glanced around again and saw Brother Fan chatting and laughing with a petite girl with curly hair and an oval face (hereafter referred to as Xiao Jia). Well, that's something.
This girl was quick on her feet. Sitting to my left was a short-haired girl (hereafter referred to as Xiao Mei). She looked at me with interest and said, "Master Chef, we're just waiting for you! We can't start eating without you!" I smiled and said, "No, I'm just a small-time cook, I don't have that kind of face." I greeted Brother Guo, "Brother Guo, that's not right of you. How could you make so many girls wait for me?"
"I can't afford to be so hungry." He glanced at himself and saw that he'd filled his glass with red wine. He immediately picked up his glass and said, "I apologize to all the ladies; I'll punish myself with three glasses." Hehe, putting everything else aside, my alcohol tolerance is comparable to my master's (who can drink up to two jin of baijiu). He then downed three glasses with great gusto, and then proceeded to introduce himself to the ladies at the table.
I poured and toasted, finally reaching Xiao Jie. She looked at me with her big, watery eyes and said, "Your cooking is pretty good, and you're quite generous too. I'll drink this one with you!" She downed the glass in one gulp. Looking at her fair and delicate neck, I thought to myself, this isn't just me being generous; it's the courage I'm emboldened by the alcohol. I need to be slightly tipsy before I dare to say anything (I guess everyone's like that).
After drinking for a while, the atmosphere became lively, and the atmosphere became more relaxed. With each sip of wine, the women gradually became bolder. During the meal, Brother Guo told a lot of dirty jokes, and none of the girls were shy. Xiao Jie and I also became familiar with each other. Xiao Mei even took the initiative to drink a few glasses with me, saying that my cooking skills were quite good. After drinking four or five bottles of red wine, I became much bolder. I said, "Cooking is not my specialty. I am even more skilled in other areas."
Xiao Mei chuckled as soon as she heard that, and even exchanged glances with me, playing a drinking game for a while. Unfortunately, my main goal at the time was to get Jie's attention. When Jing went out to the restroom, I followed her out and asked her for advice. Jing told me very seriously, "If you just want to have some fun, go find Xiao Mei. Xiao Jie has connections."
我一听,奇了,追问之下,才知道婕的哥哥是我们当地当时刑警大队的大队长,我诧了,“那婕咋和你们玩到一起了”静就没细说了。回到桌上,喝到2点半,期间另一个女孩子和假小子喝得来不起了,找了个包间睡去了,后来才知这俩居然是同同,强忍住了去偷窥这二位颠鸾倒凤时具体操作过程的念头,
在肖妹和小婕中间,我也是喝得有了五分醉意了。静和小赵回家happy去了,老郭、肖妹也喝高了,各开一间雅间睡去了。不过我总觉得肖妹绝对没醉,我看她根本没问题,刚刚才和我眉来眼去的,我上个wc回来,她就醉了睡去了,莫非…!
范哥和小佳居然越摆越精神,我直到那一刻才仔细看了下小佳,样貌还算不错,特别的是有种骚媚的气质,身材很好,前凸后翘、娇小玲珑,难怪和范哥这花货打的火热。期间我到也想过摸到肖妹的雅间里去,但确实舍不得放弃了婕这颗极品大白菜,何况和婕也是聊得渐入佳境了,mm们一开始本就喝了不少,现在恐怕早已过量了,
我对婕是越看越喜欢,又喝得一阵子,婕说要去wc,我看她喝的很多了,就自告奋勇陪着她去了,wc外,婕停下来背对着我说:“今晚我陪你一起,好么!”我当时正从后面欣赏着婕的姣好身段(婕身高170左右吧,虽然胸没小佳那么坚挺丰满,不过绝对是美臀佳人一名,穿着牛仔裤、修身粉色薄毛衣,更是显得腰细、腿长、臀丰,婀娜有姿),一听婕说这话,我必须承认当时我懵了一下,这来的太突然了吧,我确实还没做好思想准备
婕转过身,我定定看着她那一双水蒙蒙的眼,当时就那么水到渠成了,吻上她小嘴时,我还在晕着呢!激动之下,一下抱起了她(忘介绍了,我身高177,不帅、阳刚,学厨3年,抱桶、簸锅有那么一把力气,记得当时腹肌练出7块吧),她蛮轻,托着臀瓣,将她抵靠在冰凉的墙壁上时,我感觉到了她身体的绷紧,平视
着她,眼中没有慌乱,反而被我看到了激情、期待、犹豫,我却毫不犹豫的吻了下去,她的小嘴冰冰,丁香凉凉,带着些许红酒的香涩,吻到痴缠处,她的柔荑环上了我的脖项,我却用粗实的手掌托住她,轻揉着她的臀瓣,闭上眼,嗅到的尽是幽麝之味,绵长清馨。
唇分,一丝莹光亮起,数月不知情事滋味的我真的陶醉了,佳人急促喘息几下,靠在我肩膊之上,轻轻耳语:“昊哥,你身体好结实哦。”我更是气血沸腾,双掌将她托的更高,
隔着那薄薄的毛衣,找寻那哺乳之地,她媚眼如丝,星眸半闭,紧紧抱着我,感受着她胸前的绵软,禁欲数月的我下身怒起,微微将她身体下挫,顶住了她柔嫩的禁区之地,在她耳边喘息道:“婕,我们去雅间内好么”我竟是再不满足于此刻的厮磨了,她看着我,突地吃吃娇笑起来“小佳是我的好姐妹,我可不想她有事。”我这下才反映过来,
原来是小佳的朋友,难怪婕会和老郭这人玩到一起来。“范哥他们还在喝,我们怎么能玩失踪呢”婕顿了顿又说:“有个人很像你,不过他没你这么有阳刚气,也没你身体这么结实。”
回到雅间时,小佳脸红耳赤的快滴血了,范哥也贼眉鼠眼的向我打眼色,我就知道这花货绝对二更天了,于是思忖一下对小佳说:“时间不早了,要休息会不”“好啊,不过小婕要和我在一起。”范哥出声了“去雅竹居吧,我们有个小铺睡8个人也没问题。”我看了眼婕,婕拉着小佳站起来说:“我实在不行了,小佳我们睡去了。”我忙跟上并对范哥问“有把握拿下小佳不”范哥对我眨眨眼,进了雅竹居。
床确实不小,席梦思是老郭拿来的2mx2m的大床垫,我们下面垫着板凳,木板,床上用品一应俱全,不过棉被却有两床,什么原因呢范哥采花的时候太追求快感,裸身上阵,一不小心被尖锐湿疣缠上了,否则我倒不介意和他同用一床棉被
小佳跳上床,使劲蹦跶了两下,满意了,拉着小婕上去了,本来范哥与我就是睡下后起来的,婕看看俩棉被“昊哥,那床是你的我睡你的被窝。”我激动了拉着婕就钻进我的小窝了,
小佳呆了一下,笑了起来“好啊,你们俩个老实交代哦。”范哥打蛇随棍上,抱着小佳也进了自己的被窝,小佳大概还是很兴奋,找着小婕说了很久话,我怒了,“范哥,你个棒槌,再不抓紧天都亮球了。”某次一起起床放水时我如是说。
不知范哥使了啥手段,回去后小佳老实了,和范锤子在被窝里嘀咕了一阵,就传出窸窸窣窣的吮吸、哼哼声。我却是早在被窝里释放了自己的凶器,它已经涨到了极点,感觉小腹都隐隐作痛了,只有抱着婕,时不时用它在婕的大腿上蹭一蹭,黑暗中看不到婕的表情,只能感觉到她在微微低低的轻喘,可如此一来我更加兴奋,涨的也是愈发难受起来,
听着一旁被窝里的窸窣声,我大着胆子在黑暗中吻上了婕的唇,婕的双唇主动和我纠缠起来,用力吮吸着婕的香津,我感觉自己飘起来了,双腿夹着婕的大腿将凶器用力的顶在了她大腿内侧靠上处,她低低的唔了一声,突然大家一下都安静了,接着小佳放肆的笑了起来,
没两声就嘎然而止了,婕用力在我背上拧了一下,接着就听到隔壁被窝中更大的呜呜声传来,我实在是兽血沸腾,不管不顾了,勐的抱着婕一个翻身,压了上去,她扭动了两下表示抗议,谁知在扭动中我调整着姿势让自己的凶器找到了一个更好的位置,我喘息出声,轻轻耸动起来,虽然还隔着数层布料,我却能感觉到婕那里的温热柔软,支起上身,腾出那只闲的发慌的右手,钻进了婕的牛仔裤,
漠视了她的小内内以及那低低的抗议声,摸到了那光洁的左臀瓣,在这销魂一刻我居然回忆起我上任女朋友的臀部皮肤有很多小籽,绝没有婕这样光洁、细致、滑嫩,揉捏一阵,婕终是唔唔出声,我侧卧起来,左手将那碍事的粉色修身毛衣、棉质内衣翻了上去,
黑暗中看不见胸衣的样式色泽,但我就是莫名的激动起来,凑上婕的胸前,深深嗅了一下,说不出的感觉,淡淡幽幽的体味,这一刻我血液中深藏的兽欲苏醒了,只觉得自己浑身充满了野性的力量,粗野的将婕的胸衣抬高,终于我的唇印在了那柔嫩的高耸之上,我
大力的吮吸着那挺立的樱桃,耳中传来婕呜咽在胸腔内的声音,右手更是往臀瓣的深处探索而去,突然婕抱紧了我的头,像用尽了全身力气往她的胸前按去,只因我的右手终于滑过了嫰菊,来到了花瓣之外,湿湿滑滑,我的中指在花瓣口打着圈圈,犹豫着是否要突破入内,粗糙的中指摩挲下,婕忽的全身紧绷尽力将柔嫩的
花瓣凑了上来,然我的手指却退缩了,但口中却是勐然用力吸住了婕的樱桃,婕轻抖两下,放松了下来,柔荑却没有丝毫放松的紧紧环抱着我,抽出右手,中指上湿滑一片,停止了对胸部的侵袭,此刻只想品尝这兰麝花液,放入口中,细细回味,每一女子的麝液总是不同,我很想分辨出这究竟有那几味。黑暗中虽然无法看见,但我就是知道,她正定定的注视着我,倾听这如天籁般的吮吸之音
一只冰凉略带颤抖的小手抚上了青筋暴起、柔中带钢的庞然,轻揉慢抚,如同对待稀世珍玩般,“不能停下哦!”我悄然耳语,婕轻点螓首,紧握了一下庞然。我们已经忘了身在何处,只知道不停向对方索取,婕的下身再无它物,裤被褪到腿弯,
指尖终于触碰到粉色珍珠,每揉捻一下,庞然就会被婕紧握一下,慢慢的,我们配合的越来越默契,婕的喘息又急促起来,突然间顽皮手指向下轻滑,
没入花径内,婕娇躯抖颤,花径中嫩肉一改懒散姿态居然联合起来抵御这侵入的不明之物,它们紧紧包裹住了这长形柱体,用着属于自己的方式将它推了出去,可还未等它们散开来,柱体再次袭来,婕觉得自己开始浮浮沉沉了,不要停下来,她心中的呐喊如此强烈
婕失去矜持的向压在她身上的男子索吻,初一碰触已紧紧吮住不肯放开,她放开了已发烫,紧挺的庞然,玉手环住这坏男人的肩膊,微分双腿,露出通向紧窒花径的便捷之路。唇分,耳语:“昊,轻点,
我好久没有过了。”男人没回话,只是重又吻上她冰凉的唇,粗糙大手滑入了光洁的小腹之下,摩挲着将麝液涂满在整个盛开的花瓣,抽出手将剩余麝液涂在了庞然之巅,轻轻伏起、下压,毫无窒碍的深入花径内,男子紧绷发颤的肌肉,在这一刻终于松懈下来,从庞然娇嫩结合处传来丝滑、柔嫩、紧握的质感,男人发狂般粗野的耸动起来,花径中麝液源源,婕在低唿中恍惚高高飘起,紧抱男人壮实手臂,双腿合拢再合拢,怕自己终会覆灭。男人在酣畅淋漓耸动中只觉花径内吸吮幅度大增,内壁摩挲感越来越强,顷刻婕绷直双腿
,脚趾紧紧绷起,香唇吮的男人差点窒息,心中愤愤,不待她平息下来,便又翻起滔天之浪,大开大合间,婕搂住我腰,压抑的低低呜咽,我凑在她耳边笑语“还要我轻点么”听到这话,她合上双腿狠狠夹住身下庞然,我低笑两声继续恍然未觉般进出不休,大手则探下去,顺着流淌的麝液摸上了光洁美臀,轻探菊门,她瘙痒难耐,咬住我肩,我在心中低叹,不能亵玩如此丰臀实为最大之憾事,
正思忖间,突觉一细嫩小手探入庞然娇嫩结合处,环住了庞然勐的收紧,害我一阵哆嗦差点喷泄而出,嗔怪的收拢捏着婕臀瓣的大手,我用力揉捏几下,心下念想几月不知情事滋味,怎能如此草草结束,谁知婕更加狂野起来,主动在我身下摇耸着胯部,双手环我更用力了,我勐然反应过来婕双手环着我,
庞然上的小手那来的,脑中灵光一闪,小佳,一定是她,一阵莫名快感袭来,我加速耸动起来,感觉小佳的手越握越紧,数十下后小手一探更握住了庞然根部的囊袋,一阵挤揉,我腰嵴一麻终于喷薄而出,小佳玉手却不松懈继续套弄直到最后一滴浆液流入火热花径中,才松开离去。庞然在花径中享受着脉动的余韵,这一刻我和婕沉默了,只有心跳声,急喘声久久不息。
伏在婕耳边,等着她从高峰落下后,低低询问,是否安全期,婕笑语低言,“要你负责哦。”我一听心下一松,若不是安全期只怕她不会有心情与我开玩笑了吧,又待片刻我才讲:“好像小佳手伸过界了。”婕没吭声,沉默一下说“陪我去wc清理一下吧。”我一下激动起来对她耳语道:“我要好好欣赏下你的身体哦,特别是那丰满大屁股。”身下结合处一阵紧缩,她居然又有感觉了。
想必大家都知道男人23岁时,别说是一夜4,5次,连续做个2,3次都没问题的,就是容易疲软而已。当我厚着脸皮陪婕从wc出来时,婕已经是羞不自胜了,刚刚这个色家伙可是将她由头至脚看了个仔细,连那幽黑小谷也是仔细欣赏了良久。
我心中赞叹,这颗极品大白菜真tm的白啊,怎么说呢肤如凝脂,颜如舜华,盈盈一握的小腰肢差点让我把持不住在wc中将她就地正法。此时路过一雅间门前,我突地搂住她“我们俩去这雅间好不,说说话,范哥和小佳也不希望我们现在去打扰他们吧!”婕没说什么同意了
进去雅间后,我打开小灯、空调,对婕张开臂弯,她就像只乖巧小兔般瑟缩在我怀中了。“怎么会想和我在一起呢”我问,婕摇头不语只是看着我,在她眼中居然能看到几许柔情,“难道你把我当做其它那个谁了么”避开我审视的目光,我心中突然来气了,扳过她的头,我狠狠吻上她的唇,没有怜惜、
温柔,只是粗暴闯入摄取,她也不做任何抗拒,良久,我突地尝到一丝涩味,大惊,唇分,看着她低泣,叹息一声,我起身便走,她从后抱住我“别走,我不要你走!”转身看着她,我心中那点坚硬融化了,俯身搂住她“算了,我不问、你也别说,好不好!”
她点点头,看着她梨花带泪娇俏的样子,我把持不住深深吻了下去,丁香主动迎合上来,好像在以这种方式道歉,我手臂用力,将她深深环了起来,心也不老实了,“婕,我还想要你”她不语,只是更痴缠起来,两具年轻身体更加激烈的燃烧起来。
当我褪下她身上最后的一点布料时,我再忍受不住的压抑的欲望,向着花径舔舐而去,她察觉了我的意图,将双腿曲起,不让我轻易碰触这美丽的花园,粗糙、
有力的大手分开了白玉般的双腿,略带干涩的唇霸道的印上了湿滑花瓣,娇吟声声传来,让我更是如痴如醉,用尽全身力气吸吮下去,少顷,少女勐然坐起,将我口中津液尽数求索而去,生疏的褪下我的裤头,居然就这样含住了我的庞然,律动中看着庞然在她檀口中进出,感觉到她的生涩,
我再不能忍受的退出,分开,庞然顶住了花径,我仔细看着她,要将她每个表情深深烙印于脑海,下一刻庞然没入了温热中,深深没入,婕双腿环上男人的腰,满足的深吸口气,“我们在一起,好么”婕轻语,男人只是以行动表达出了自己的愿望,当她弓起身子倾伏于桌上迎接我从后深深插入时,“我们一定会在一起的!”男人如是说。
看着身下庞然在花径内进进出出,带起花瓣的一次次翻合,我只想一直这样下去,永不停息,是的这一刻我如愿以偿将这女人的丰臀亵玩,洁白的玉色晃花了我的眼,玉色中一抹嫣红更是让人不能自己。婕仰头,青丝飞散开来,丰臀重重的绞挫着进出不休的庞然,呜咽声声传出,年轻的躯体颤抖,这样羞人的姿势,坏男人还重重捏上自己跳腾的小兔,一股股妙不可言的电流从小腹散逸开来,她听到了身后男人嘶哑的低吼声时,自己强烈的快感也降临了
当我将庞然从花径退出时,乳白色的混合浆液流了出来,婕的身体轻抖“你是个坏家伙,说好只聊天的,怎么又欺负我。”我嘿然自得一笑:“这可是比聊天更高一级的交流方式!”婕低低笑了起来,
扭动几下腰肢“快给我弄干净吖,坏家伙!”看着大白兔跳腾的娇态,我咽了咽唾沫,nnd,这个妖精,老子差点又雄起了。
雅间内,婕靠在我怀里“你不许去撩拨小佳哦”我说“咋个不许呢”,“以后你会知道的。”她轻吻下我脸“看你和肖妹眉来眼去的,咋个最后还是厚着脸皮来纠缠我呢”
我问:“相信一见钟情不!”“不相信”我无语了,又缠绵一阵,我笑着说“我们回去看看,范哥和小佳咋样了”其实我心中还是蛮怕范哥真把小佳拿下,毕竟他是有湿疣神器护体的人,要真个嗯嗯了,那不是害了多好一棵菜么
回到雅竹居,居然听到高高低低的鼾声,原来两家伙早已进入梦乡了,和婕携手上床,对望一眼笑了起来,这俩家伙那用我们来操心啊,与婕低低耳语一阵,居然越说越有精神,我知道自己的酒劲快要过去了,婕低低的有一搭没一搭和我聊着,渐渐没了声息,
都睡着了,我却是精神越来越好,就是口干(喝酒后遗症,特别是白的都是这样),想了想,起床到大厅去倒茶水,喝完回来时却看见肖妹站在走廊上向我招手,“耶,肖妹,还没睡着说”边说边走到肖妹面前,谁知道她却一把将我扯到她睡觉的那个雅间里去了。
雅间里我急了:“搞啥子嘛!拉拉扯扯的。”“那你咋个啷个久不来找我呐”我一下傻眼了
“啥,找你搞啥子”“想搞啥就搞啥撒!我都等你半天了。”我晕了下,今天出门没看黄历说,走桃花了咩!还没回过神,肖妹就缠到我身上来了,“我日,莫乱摸,我和小婕在一起了哈!”肖妹顿了一下子,却更疯狂的摸上来了,泥菩萨也有三分火气撒,老子一狠,
抓到肖妹的屁股就是两把,没有半点舍不得,抓的她低唿两声。“莫这样,我没法和你好了,我和小婕已经在一起了!”我把已经两个字咬的很重,肖妹放开手,仔细看看我,“你难道不是喜欢我的么你咋个一下又和小婕走到一起了呢”“我本来就是喜欢小婕嘛”
"What about Xiao Jie?" "She's asleep. Okay, I'm going back to sleep too. You should go to sleep early too!" I was about to leave when Xiao Mei rushed forward and slammed the door shut. "Brother Hao, why don't you keep me company for a bit?" My head was spinning. This girl is so provocative, she wants to be my fuck buddy (the term "fuck buddy" seems to have emerged after the widespread rise of internet cafes in 1999).
Those born in the 80s (or so they probably know) are pretty good, but since I already have Xiao Jie, I'm not thinking about developing a casual sex relationship yet. I laughed and said, "Xiao Mei, you're drunk and getting horny!" To my surprise, Xiao Mei immediately leaned in and hugged me, saying, "Yeah, do you want me?" I was stunned. No wonder Xiao Jing said that if I wanted to have some fun, I should go to Xiao Mei, not Xiao Jie, because she couldn't handle it. But Xiao Mei was too direct; it didn't create any flirting atmosphere. Perhaps seeing my hesitation, Xiao Mei asked, "Have you done 'that' with Xiao Jie?" I nodded.
Without replying, she said, "Then you should do 'that' with me too, and see who's better! Don't worry, I won't bother you afterwards." Damn, my lust surged instantly. This girl is too slutty! I've been with dozens of women, but I've never met one as direct as her. I hesitated for a moment, torn between my own feelings, before finally confirming my relationship with Xiao Jie. It seemed I shouldn't have done this, but unfortunately, men are all fickle. Looking closely at Xiao Mei, she wasn't tall, only about 165cm, with a wheatish complexion, a pretty face, wearing a long gray sweater, her chest full and prominent, her figure alluring, and her waist slender.
She was voluptuous, wearing a trendy black leather miniskirt and tall leather boots—a fairly standard fashionable S-shaped woman. I was smitten and said, "Think carefully, I already have Xiao Jie. There's no future with you!" But Xiao Mei was even more audacious, "If there's any future with you, it's just for fun. I find you quite pleasing to the eye, but after that, we'll be strangers." Hearing this, it would be a lie to say I wasn't tempted. After she finished speaking, I pressed down on her, embracing her and kissing her passionately. When our lips met, I noticed a faint smell of tobacco on her breath. My large hands groped inside her sweater...
Kneading her breasts through her bra, they were indeed larger than Xiao Jie's, soft yet with a touch of elasticity. I rubbed them vigorously, and she chuckled, saying, "You and Xiao Jie just did 'that,' and she didn't satisfy you, so why are you being so rough with her!" I chuckled, "Don't you like it a little rougher?" I increased the pressure, reaching inside her bra to touch her warm, full breasts.
Two large grapes became my main focus. She let out a soft moan, her eyes half-closed, and pushed me down onto the stool. I sat up straight, lifted her clothes, and looked at the bouncing breasts. I took a deep breath, pressed my lips to hers, and sucked in the moan that was escaping from her throat. She suddenly sighed softly, hugged my head, and didn't let me see the expression on her face at that moment.
I pushed Xiao Mei's leather miniskirt up to her waist, and with both hands I gently kneaded her plump buttocks while still sucking on the sweet juice of grapes. She became increasingly frenzied, leaning back and tightly gripping my shoulders, her lower body rubbing incessantly. I chuckled, "What, getting impatient?" She rolled her eyes, got up, and pulled down her pantyhose.
"I'm worried that if Xiao Jie wakes up and can't find someone, there will be problems." Hearing her say that, I realized I had to get this over with quickly. I pulled down my trousers and emerged, my large, muscular body swaying as I went. She looked at the little guy, "Hey, you're in pretty good spirits! I'll take good care of you, okay?" The little guy was 17 centimeters long and of moderate build, and hearing this, he became even more determined.
I straightened up, "Hmph, we'll see who takes care of whom." Without a word, I turned her around, pinned her face down on the bench, and parted her plump buttocks, revealing a purple flower petal. (This girl has definitely done too much.) Parting the petals, a smear of pale pink nectar was revealed, stimulating my lust to rise higher and higher. I brought my lips to gently lick it, a faint fishy smell entering my nostrils. Her body suddenly tensed, avoiding my cunning lips and tongue. "Don't lick there, I've had a bit of inflammation these past few days, it's not fully healed yet!" Damn, does this girl have some kind of superhuman protective power than Brother Fan?
I felt a little guilty, so I turned her around and looked at her, asking, "It's not gonorrhea, syphilis, or genital warts, is it?" Her face turned ashen. "I'll spray you in the face! How could I possibly have any of those weird diseases! I just have a few," she paused, "...it's none of your business. Do whatever you want, or don't." I felt much more at ease.
It's probably some unspeakable secret. As long as it's not some kind of powerful protective magic, I'm not afraid. I chuckled apologetically, "Xiao Mei, don't be angry, brother apologizes!" Two fingers quietly slipped into her flower path. She whispered, "You're so annoying, you ambushed me." I didn't speak, continuing to tease the purple petals, trying to quickly produce the nectar, because my lower body was already impatient.
Lips and tongue parted, and Xiao Mei slowly swayed her hips as she sat down. Her purple petals parted slightly, and her pink flower path tightly enveloped the man's massive member, which was intently focused on their union. Seeing his focused gaze, she suddenly felt a little shy. Watching my erection slowly enter her tender flower path, all I wanted to do at that moment was to ride her with abandon. I bent her legs and draped them over my arms. She took a deep breath. In this position, his massive member was completely inside her, even the depths of her flower bud throbbed with a slight pain. I took a deep breath, stood up, and my erection grew even thicker.
I quickened my pace, pressing her back against the cold, hard wall. She let out a low moan, unable to control herself, her arms wrapped tightly around my neck, her flower path convulsing violently. My lower body began to thrust and throb, feeling her cavity tighten even more as her body was suspended in the air. My desire burned even more intensely. Mmm-hmm sounds escaped from her throat, and fluids splattered from where our bodies were joined. I could feel her warmth enveloping my erection. I continued to thrust violently a few more times, and she held me tighter, convulsing intensely. Such a strong reaction made me, experiencing this for the first time, even more obsessed. I thrust wildly and fiercely, and she finally reached her climax.
Xiao Mei opened her alluring eyes and offered her tongue, making a few soft moans before panting, "Brother Hao, you're too rough! Can Xiao Jie handle it?" Hearing this, I was displeased. "Damn it! No woman can't handle it! Aren't you enjoying it?" Xiao Mei said in a trembling voice, "It's burning inside me!"
"Be gentle, okay?" I didn't say anything, just stood there, huffing and puffing, and did a few more thrusts. I placed her on the dining table covered with a disposable plastic tablecloth, rolled her over, and then, grasping my erect penis, slid it into her depths, penetrating her very core. She looked up in surprise and cried out, "It's too deep, Brother Hao! Don't do this! I can't take it!" I smiled wickedly, "That's exactly how you're supposed to be done."
She twisted her plump hips, trying to escape, which only added to the strange allure. I gripped her buttocks tightly and thrust deeply. She covered her mouth, afraid that a moan would escape. I felt more and more that someone as seductive and wanton as Xiao Mei was truly exceptional. I leaned down, kissed her lips, and tasted her sweet nectar. After a few rhythmic thrusts, Xiao Mei twisted her hips forcefully. I whispered, "Xiao Mei, I can't take it anymore, I'm about to come."
Xiao Mei made a soft, muffled sound, then suddenly cried out, "Give it to me, give it to me!" Her flower path gripped my erect penis tightly, and the rhythmic sensation traveled through my skin and flesh to my erect tip. I felt a tingling numbness in my thighs and a surge of fluid in my lower back. Finally, I roared out, and streams of fluid gushed out. I held Xiao Mei tightly, and she thrust her hips back a few times, sucking every last drop of my spurting fluid into her flower core.
After a while, I came to my senses, lightly patted the plump buttocks pressing against my lower body, and laughed, "Xiao Mei, you've completely wiped out my stock today! By the way, is it a problem that we didn't use a condom?" Xiao Mei remained silent, still savoring the pulsating pleasure of my erection penetrating her flower path. I gently kissed her shoulder and neck: "I'm going back now. You can call me if you need anything."
"You can call me if you miss me!" Xiao Mei hummed twice in agreement, then stood up, revealing her firm figure. I clearly saw her delicate body twitch slightly. "Hehe, so sensitive!" She rolled her eyes at me. "Go keep your sister Jie company, I'm tired and going to bed!" Shaking my head, I put on my clothes and closed the door. No one knew that she and I would have an inextricable connection in the future.
I snuggled into the covers, and Jie, still half asleep, wrapped her limbs around me, asking softly, "Where did you go?" I replied, "I went to the restroom and drank some water." She hugged me even tighter, and I held her close. "Sleep now, you've already taken your second nap, and I haven't even closed my eyes yet!" She hummed softly, rolled a few times in my arms, and drifted off to sleep. I gently kissed the beautiful face of the woman in my arms, and as I closed my eyes, I breathed a satisfied sigh. Today had been truly wonderful…
I currently work as a second-tier chef at a hotel in Sichuan. I wonder how long it will take before I can climb up to the first tier, haha. This concludes this section. This is my first time writing an erotic novel, and I spent a long time developing the idea. Some details are only 70-80% remembered due to the passage of time, but I guarantee this is absolutely original. I haven't plagiarized any plot or text; it's all based on my personal experiences. My writing skills are lacking, so I hope you readers will be understanding! I might continue to write about my erotic experiences in the future, and I welcome your feedback.
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