A dirty joke that 99% of girls won't understand.

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1. Once upon a time, there were two little ants who were very hungry and decided to find something to eat. They climbed and climbed, and suddenly saw two mountain peaks. Thinking there must be something delicious on the mountain, they climbed to the top, but the mountain was barren, with only two small hills. Looking into the distance, they saw a dense forest. Thinking there must be something delicious in the forest, they continued climbing. Deep in the forest, they found a cave with a pleasant temperature and humid climate. However, they were afraid there might be danger inside, so they told one ant to stand guard at the entrance and call them immediately if anything unusual happened. The other ant replied, "No problem." So the ant went into the cave. Just as it entered the depths of the cave, it was knocked unconscious by something. When it woke up, it came out of the cave and angrily said to the other ant, "Didn't I tell you to call me if anything unusual happened?!" The other ant said aggrievedly, "I saw a big python in the distance and wanted to call you immediately, but then I was knocked unconscious by two big hammers! Isn't that terrible?!" "You call that terrible?" the ant replied. "That giant python was rummaging around in the cave, and before it left, it even smeared me with snot!"
2. A village chief was giving a report while wearing shorts. When he got excited, he put one foot on the table, and his penis accidentally showed. The crowd murmured, and he thought they were getting impatient. He said, "This is just the beginning. The rest is yet to come!"
3. Once, I was with a girl, and she insisted that I tell her a story. I had no choice but to tell her one:
A little white rabbit got lost in the forest. It walked and walked until it met a little gray rabbit and asked, "Little gray rabbit, little gray rabbit, I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get out of this forest?" The little gray rabbit thought for a moment and said, "I can tell you, but you have to let me have sex with you first." The little white rabbit had no choice but to have sex with him and then walked in the direction he pointed.
Walking and walking, the little white rabbit accidentally got lost again. It met a little black rabbit and asked, "Little black rabbit, little black rabbit, I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get out of this forest?" The little black rabbit thought for a moment and said, "I can tell you, but you have to let me have sex with you first." The little white rabbit had no choice but to have sex with him and then walked in the direction he pointed.
Walking and walking, the little white rabbit accidentally got lost again. She met a little yellow rabbit and asked, "Little yellow rabbit, little yellow rabbit, I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get out of this forest?" The little white rabbit thought to herself, "Looks like I'm going to have to 'muse' again." Unexpectedly, the little yellow rabbit thought for a moment and said: ... (Pause here, deep in thought)
The girl listening to the story noticed I stopped halfway through and asked, puzzled, "What is the little yellow rabbit saying?"
Me (in deep thought): "Hmm..."
The girl started to get anxious: "Tell me quickly, what did the little yellow rabbit say?"
I said (reluctantly): "I can tell you, but..."
The girl was getting impatient: "But what? You idiot, just tell me!"
Two seconds later, she suddenly seemed to realize something! I burst out laughing!

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