Everyone is afraid of it

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1. Everyone was afraid of it.
The teacher asked: "Does anyone know why bears sleep for six months in winter?"
Nine-year-old Xiaoyu immediately raised her hand.
"Xiaoyu, tell us!" Xiaoyu stood up confidently and said: "Because no one dares to wake it up."
2. A nervous self-introduction
. At the start of the new semester, a student stood on the podium to introduce himself.
Perhaps due to nervousness, he stammered: "Hello everyone, my name is Obama. Oh, no, no, no, my surname is Ma, and my name is Ma Fangming. Ma is the Ma in Obama. Fang is the Lou in Loufang, no, no, it's the Fang in Loufang, and Ming is the Pian in 'a bright future.' My full name is Ma Loupian, no, no!"
Then the classic scene appeared, the student slapped the back of his head and said: "Damn it, what's my name again?"
3. He has to go to a meeting today. Now after school
, I was a notorious troublemaker when I was a child. Once, I was naughty during recess and was called to the teacher's office for a scolding.
After returning, I thought, "Hmph, they scolded me, just you wait."
Then I went up to the podium, knocked on the desk, and said loudly,
"The teacher just called me to his office to tell everyone that he's going to a meeting today. School's out now..."
And everyone believed me...
Then, when class started, the teacher was bewildered, facing an empty classroom...

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